HOW ARE YOU, HOW ARE YOU, NOT IN A SHOW BUSINESS, YOU KNOW, EMPTY

你怎麼了，你怎麼了，不是在表演的生意，你知道，空蕩蕩的。

CHATTER ON A TV SHOW, REALLY, LET'S LEAN INTO IT.

在電視節目上哈拉，真的，讓我們傾心於它。

I CARE, HOW ARE YOU, SINCERELY, I WANT TO KNOW.

我關心你，你怎麼樣，說真的，我想知道。

>> Reggie: WELL, NOT AS GOOD AS YOU, GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINEE.

>> 好吧，沒有你那麼好，金球獎提名者。

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

（歡呼聲和掌聲）：

>> James: OKAY.

>> 詹姆斯。好的。

THAT'S REALLY, REALLY-- RUINED THE JOKE THAT WE HAD HERE.

那真是，真是... ... 毀了我們在這裡的笑話。

>> Reggie: SO SORRY.

>> 對不起。

>> James: BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU SINCERELY, YOU START

>> 詹姆斯。因為我本來想問你，你就開始吧

TELLING ME AND I GO AH, WE HAVE TO JUMP INTO THE NEWS BUT THANK

告訴我，我走了啊，我們必須跳進新聞，但感謝。

YOU VERY MUCH, IT'S VERY KIND.

你非常多，這是非常善良。

BUT LET'S GET INTO THE HEAD PINES.

但讓我們進入頭針。

PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS NOW SIGNED A RECORD 28 EXECUTIVE ORDERS IN

比登主席現已簽署了創紀錄的28項行政命令。

HIS FIRST TWO WEEKS IN OFFICE-- AND HE ADDRESSED THAT LARGE

在他上任的頭兩個星期... ...他解決了這個大問題。

VOLUME OF ORDERS BY SAYING THIS: >> I WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR.

訂單量通過說這個。>> 我想把話說清楚。

THERE IS A LOT OF TALK WITH GOOD REASONS ABOUT THE NUMBER OF

有很多人都在談論，有很多好的理由，關於數量的問題。

EXECUTIVE ORDERS THAT I HAVE SIGNED.

我簽署的行政命令：

I'M NOT MAKING NEW LAWS AM I'M ELIMINATING BAD POLICY.

我不是在制定新的法律，而是在消除壞的政策。

>> James: BIDEN SAID HE'S ELIMINATING BAD

>> 詹姆斯。比登說他正在消除壞的東西。

POLICY.

政策：

HE ELIMINATE BAD POLICY.

他消除壞的政策。

I LOVE BAD POLICY, I SAW BAD POLICY IN MANCHESTER.

我喜歡壞政策，我在曼徹斯特看到了壞政策。

IN '96, THEY WERE OPENING FOR WEEZER, ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.

96年，他們為WEEZER開場，絕對的精彩。

WHAT A NIGHT JOE BIDEN IS NOW LIKE A SCHOOL STEP DAD, AV

JOE BIDEN現在是什麼夜，就像一個學步的爸爸，AV。

YAITER SUNGLASS, LIKE SON I'M NOT HERE TO BE A NEW BAD, I'M

YAITER SUNGLASS，像兒子一樣，我不是在這裡成為一個新的壞，我。

HERE TO ELIMINATE YOUR MOM'S LONELINESS.

在這裡消除你媽媽的孤獨。

MEANWHILE OVER ON CAPITOL HILL DEMOCRATS ARE TRYING TO PASS

而在國會山，民主黨人正試圖通過...

BIDEN'S 1.9 TRILLION DOLLAR CORONAVIRUS RELIEF PLAN AND

BIDEN公司的190億美元的冠狀病毒緩解計劃和

BECAUSE DEMOCRATS HAVE CONTROL OF CONGRESS, THEY SAY THAT

因為民主黨人控制了國會，所以他們說

THEY'RE NOT WAITING FOR REPUBLICANS TO COME ON BOARD

他們不是在等共和黨人上臺。

WHEN DID WE START TALKING ABOUT TRILLION, TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS

我們什麼時候開始談一萬億，一萬億的美元？

LIKE THAT IS JUST A TOTALLY NORMAL NUMBER.

像這只是一個完全正常的數字。

WHEN DID TRILLIONS COME INTO THIS?

幾萬億的資金什麼時候進來的？

LIKE YOU KNOW WHERE IT COMES AFTER THIS, QUADRILLION.

就像你知道這之後它在哪裡，QUADRILLION。

THANKED IS JUST A NUMBER MADE UP BY A CHILD WHAT EVEN IS A

感謝只是一個數字，由一個孩子什麼是一個數字。

TRILLION.

TRILLION。

SPELL IT OUT FOR ME, RERNLG.

給我說清楚，RERNLG。

>> A THOUSAND BILLIONS.

>> 一千億美元。

>> James: A THOUSAND BILLIONS.

>> 詹姆斯。一千億。

>> LIKE BILLIONS IS LIKE MILLIONS, NOW.

>> 像幾十億就是幾百萬，現在。

>> James: YOU THINK A BILLION IS A MILLION.

>> 詹姆斯。你認為十億就是一百萬。

>> Reggie: KINDA WE HAVE BILLIONAIRES.

>> 我們有億萬富翁。

BEFORE IT WAS OH MILLIONARE, ALL THESE MILLIONARES.

在它之前，它是哦MILLIONARE，所有這些MILLIONARES。

NOW IS LIKE BILLIONAIRES, SO WE ARE NOT QUITE AT THE

現在是像億萬富翁，所以我們還沒有達到。

TRILLIONAIRES LEVEL YET.

TRILLIONAIRES LEVEL YET。

>> James: WHO DO YOU THINK IN THIS ROOM WILL BE THE FIRST

>> 詹姆斯。你認為誰在這個房間裡會是第一個。

TRILLIONAIRE.

TRILLIONAIRE.

>> SUSAN.

>> 蘇珊：

>> James: SUSAN, 100 PERCENT.

>> 詹姆斯。蘇珊，100％。

NO QUESTION.

沒有問題。

NO QUESTION.

沒有問題。

NO QUESTION.

沒有問題。

ALL THOSE APP INVESTMENTS.

所有這些APP投資。

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> James: SECOND ROUND SNAPCHAT, FIRST ROUND PARLER

>> 詹姆斯。第二輪搶答賽，第一輪搶答賽。

WHICH HAS BACK FIRED.

其中已經反擊了。

THIS IS BOLD THOUGH.

這是大膽的想法。

DEMOCRATS ARE TAKING CHARGE WHETHER REPUBLICANS LIKE IT OR

民主黨人正在接管，無論共和黨人是否喜歡。

NOT.

不：

THEY'RE BASICALLY TOM CRUISE ENFORCING COVID PROTOCOLS ON A

他們基本上是湯姆-克魯斯在執行《公約》的程序

FILM SET.

電影集：

WE WERE READING ABOUT THIS TOR SEE, IS IT JUST ME OR DOES THIS

我們正在閱讀關於這個TOR看，是我還是這個。

COME ACROSS LIKE AN UNNECESSARILY SENSUAL HEADLINE,

過來像一個不必要的感性的標題線。

RIGHT, TRUE HEADLINE.

右邊，真正的頭條。

DEMOCRATS WIELD THEIR MASSIVE PACKAGE AS THEY PLOW THROUGH

民主黨人在通過選舉時推出了他們的大禮包。

SENATE REPUBLICANS.

參議院共和黨人：

STIMULUS EVERYWHERE.

激勵無處不在。

(LAUGHTER) I ACTUALLY SAW STIMULUS

(笑)我真的看到了激勵的力量

EVERYWHERE IN LIVERPOOL.

利華浦的每一個地方。

THEY OPENED FOR WEEZER, FANTASTIC NIGHT.

他們為威茲爾開場，夢幻般的夜晚。

AND DID EVERYBODY SEE THIS, A WOMAN WHO WAS CHARGED IN THE

大家都看到了，一個女人被起訴了。

JANUARY RIOT AT THE CAPITOL BUILDING HAS JUST ASKED

國會大廈的一月暴動剛剛被問到了

PERMISSION FROM A JUDGE TO GO ON A PLANNED VACATION TO MEXICO

法官准許前往墨西哥進行有計劃的度假。

BEFORE HER TRIAL.

在她受審前，

HER ARGUMENT IS THAT THE VACATION HAS BEEN PREPAID.

她的論點是，假期已經準備好了。

I HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR HER.

我不同情她。

YOU KNOW THE PHRASE DON'T DO THE CRIME IF YOU HAVE PREPAID THE

你知道這個階段不做犯罪，如果你已經準備好了。

CONGA LINE.

CONGA LINE。

THE RIOTER WHO OWNED A FLOWER SHOP CLAIMS THAT THE TRIP IS A

擁有一家花店的暴徒聲稱這次旅行是一次...

WORK-RELATED BONDING RETREAT FOR EMPLOYEES AND SPOUSES.

為僱員及其配偶提供的與工作有關的聯誼活動；

AND HERE IS WHERE I THINK IT BECOMES UNSUCH WHAT TYPE OF

而這裡是我認為它成為什麼樣的地方。

FLOWER SHOP HAS A BONDING RETREAT.

鮮花店有一個結合的假期。

I HAVE BEFER NN IN FLOWER SHOP WITH MORE THAN TWO EMPLOYEES,

我曾在花店與超過兩個員工的NN。

YOU DON'T NEED A COMPANY RETREAT, YOU NEED TO GO TO A

你不需要公司的度假，你需要去參加一個

LUNCH.

午餐：

WE WANT TO SHOW ABOUT A NEW VACCINE UPDATE, THE VACCINE

我們要展示的是一個新的疫苗更新, 疫苗。

DEVELOPED BY OXFORD AND ASTRAZENECA IS THE FIRST SHOT

由奧克斯福德和阿斯拉澤尼卡公司開發的是第一槍。

THAT HAS PROVE TONE REDUCE PERSON TO PERSON TRANSMISSION

這已經證明了音減少人與人之間的傳輸。

RATHER THAN JUST PROTECT FROM INFECTION.

而不僅僅是防止感染。

SURE, GREAT NEWSK BRILLIANT NEW, DON'T NEED THE DETAILS.

當然，偉大的NEWSK輝煌的新，不需要細節。

JUST GET IT IN MY ARM, NOW.

把它塞進我的胳膊裡，現在。

HONESTLY, AT THIS POINT I WOULD TAKE A VACCINE MADE BY ARIZONA

老實說，在這一點上，我會採取由亞利桑那州製造的疫苗。

STATE UNIVERSITY AND FUDDRUCKERS.

州立大學和傻瓜：

I WOULD, I WOULD, TAKE THE ARIZONA AND FUDDRUCKERS VACCINE,

我願意，我願意，採取 亞利桑那州和FUDDRUCKERS的疫苗。

HAVE YOU GOT ONE, YEAH, YEAH, SURE, I WILL DO IT.

你有嗎，是的，是的，當然，我會做的。

I WAS SHOCKED WHEN I READ THIS MAINLY BECAUSE I THOUGHT

當我讀到這個的時候，我很震驚，主要是因為我覺得......"。

ASTRAZENECA WAS THAT MOVIE THAT BRAD PITT WAS IN WHEN HE GOES TO

ASTRAZENECA是布拉德-皮特去看的那部電影。

SPACE.

空間：

>> Reggie: I DID TOO.

>> 雷吉：我也是。

>> James: ISN'T THAT WHAT IT IS CALLED, ASTRAZENECA, YOU KNOW

>> 詹姆斯。這不就是它的名字，ASTRAZENECA，你知道嗎？

THE ONE, A WHITE POSTER, ASTRAZENECA.

一張白色海報，阿斯拉澤尼卡。

>> HE WENT FULL-- .

>> 他滿載而歸...

>> James: LOOK AT DAVE T IS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY.

>> 詹姆斯。看DAVE T甚至沒有那麼有趣。

>> I'M STILL LAUGHING AT THE ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY

>> 我還在嘲笑亞利桑那州立大學。

FUDDRUCKERS VACCINE.

FUDDRUCKERS VACCINE。

>> James: GOOD FOR YOU, DAVE.

>> 詹姆斯。對你有好處，戴夫。

(LAUGHTER) WHAT WAS IT CALLED?

(笑)它叫什麼名字？

WHAT-- .

什麼...

>> Reggie: AD ASTRA.

>> 雷吉：AD ASTRA。

>> James: DID YOU SEE IT.

>> 詹姆斯。你看到了嗎？

>> Reggie: ADD ASTRA.

>> 雷吉：增加ASTRA。

>> James: ADD THE ASTRA, NOW GIVE US THE ZEN BLANCA HAVE YOU

>> 詹姆斯：增加ASTRA，現在給我們的ZEN BLANCA有你。

SEEN IT.

見過它。

>> Reggie: I HAVEN'T.

>> 雷吉：我沒有。

>> James: IT GOT LOST IN WASH.

>> 詹姆斯。它在華盛頓丟失了。

IT CAME OUT EVERYONE SAID IT WAS BAD AND ONCE UPON A TIME IN

它的出現，每個人都說它是壞的，曾經有一段時間在

HOLLYWOOD CAME OUT AND THEY SAY SEE, BRAD PITT IS AMAZING.

好萊塢出來了，他們說，布拉德・皮特是驚人的。

>> I THINK IT WAS GOOD BUT THE TITLE MESSED IT UP.

>> 我認為這是很好的，但標題搞砸了。

IT IS A BRAD PITT SPACE MOVIE.

這是一部布拉德-皮特的太空電影。

>> James: WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE CALLED IT.

>> 詹姆斯。你會怎麼稱呼它。

>> BRAD PITT SPACE MOVIE.

>> BRAD PITT SPACE MOVIE.

THAT WILL GET HIM IN THE SEATS.

這將使他在座位上。

>> James: CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT, REALLY CAN'T ARGUE WITH

>> 詹姆斯。不能與之爭論，真的不能與之爭論。

THAT.

那。

DID YOU SEE THIS, A WOMAN IN NEW YORK CITY IS NOW FACING BACK

你看到了嗎，紐約市的一個女人現在正在反擊。

PLASH-- BACKLASH ONLINE FOR JUMPING TO THE FRONT OF THE

CORONAVIRUS VACCINE LINE BY CLAIMING THAT SHE AS A SOULCYCLE

聲稱她作為一個靈魂細胞的冠狀病毒疫苗線

INSTRUCTOR IS AN EDUCATOR.

導師是一個教育者。

SHE APOLOGIZED SAYING THAT SHE WILL REFLECT ON THE MISTAKE FROM

她道歉說，她會好好檢討一下自己的錯誤。

NOW UNTILLED GRIND:00.

現在直到研磨：00。

WHAT IS YOUR WORKOUT REGIME, GUILLERMO.

你的鍛鍊計劃是什麼，GUILLERMO。

>> JUST SWIMMING AND DRUMMING.

>> 只是游泳和打鼓。

>> James: SWIMMING AND DRUMMING.

>> 詹姆斯。游泳和打鼓。

>> Reggie: ALSO KNOWN AS S-WUMMING.

>> 雷吉：又名S-WUMMING。

>> James: DON'T TRY THEM AT THE SAME TIME.

>> 詹姆斯。不要在同一時間嘗試它們。

>> THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING, COULDN'T DO IT.

>>這將是有趣的，不能做。

>> James: WHERE DO YOU SWIM?

>> 詹姆斯。你在哪裡游泳？

>> THE A MY HOUSE.

>> THE A MY HOUSE。

>> Reggie: OOOH.

>> 雷吉：哦。

>> James: THAT IS AN INCITE.

>> 詹姆斯。這是一個煽動。

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAVE A POOL WITHIN I HAVE A SMALL SWIM SPA,

我不知道你有一個游泳池，我有一個小的溫泉。

YES.

是的。

>> James: LOOK AT YOU, ROCKEFELLER.

>> 詹姆斯。看看你，洛克菲勒。

>> NO, IT IS A SMALL SWIM SPA.

>> 不，這是一個小型的游泳SPA。

>> Reggie: SWIM SPA.

>> 雷吉：游泳SPA。

>> James: A SWIM SPA.

>> 詹姆斯。一個游泳SPA。

>> IT IS NOT A POOL T IS LIKE GOT A CURRENT AND YOU SWIM IN IT

>> 這不是一個游泳池，就像有一個電流，你在裡面游泳。

CONSTANTLY.

一直以來。

>> James: IS THAT HOW YOU SWIM.

>> 詹姆斯。你就是這麼游泳的嗎。

>> YEAH, LIKE THIS, YEAH.

>> 是的，就像這樣，是的。

>> James: AND HERE'S THE CRAZY STORY.

>> 詹姆斯。這就是那個瘋狂的故事。

YOU KNOW THAT BLUE CHECK MARK THAT VERIFIES OFFICIAL ACCOUNTS

你知道那個藍色的勾號，可以驗證官方的賬目。

ON SOCIAL MEDIA, A SAN FRANCISCO-BASED ARTIST

在社交媒體上，一位舊金山的藝術家。

REPORTEDLY FOOLED HUNDREDS OF BAY AREA RESIDENTS INTO APPLYING

據報道，騙取了數百名灣區居民的申請。

FOR BLUE CHECK HOME TO IDENTIFY THEMSELVES AS AUTHENTIC PUBLIC

為了讓藍色支票之家識別他們自己是真正的公共機構。

FIGURES IN REL LIFE.

相關生活中的人物：

THE ARTIST DID IT AS A JOKE BY UNDERESTIMATED JUST HOW TERRIBLE

藝術家是在開玩笑，因為他低估了這是多麼可怕的事情。

PEOPLE ARE.

人是。

WHY WOULD YOU NEED SOMETHING ON YOUR PROPERTY TO SIGNAL THAT YOU

為什麼你需要在你的財產上有一些東西來表示你

ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.

比其他人都要好。

THAT IS WHAT REALLY-- SWIM-- ARE FOR.

這就是真正的... 游泳... 是為了什麼。

CAN YOU IMAGINE LIVING NEXT DOOR TO SOMEONE WHO WANTED SOMETHING

你能想象住在隔壁的人想要什麼嗎？

LIKE THIS, EVERY MORNING YOUR NEIGHBOR GREETS YOU LIKE HEY,

像這樣，每天早上你的鄰居都會向你問好。

MORNING, BE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE.

早晨，請務必點贊和訂閱。

AND FINALLY A FLORIDA MAN WAS ARRESTED AFTER CALLING 911 EARLY

最後一名佛羅里達州男子在撥打911後被捕

IN THE MORNING REQUESTING A FREE RIDE HOME, BUT THE MOST UNUSUAL

早上要求免費搭車回家，但最不尋常的是。

PART OF THE STORY WAS THE TATTOO THAT POLICE NOTICED ON THE MAN'S

警察在該男子身上發現的紋身是故事的一部分。

FOREHEAD WHEN THEY ARRIVED.

抵達時，先期。

SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT IT.

看看你能不能發現它。

HERE IT IS HERE.

在這裡，它在這裡。

LOOK AT THAT.

看看這個。

HE HAD A TATTOO OF THE STATE OF FLORIDA ON HIS FOR HEAD, LIKE

他有一個佛羅里達州的紋身在他的頭上，就像。

THEY SAY, THEY CAN TAKE THE MAN OUT OF FLORIDA, CAN'T TAKE THE

他們說，他們可以把人從佛羅里達州帶走，但不能把人從佛羅里達州帶走。

FLORIDA OUT OF THE MAN, NOT WITHOUT MULTIPLE ROUNDS OF

弗洛裡達出的人，不沒有多輪的。

EXTENSIVE LASER TREATMENT.

擴大的激光治療。

AND HAVE YOU GOT ANY TATTOOS, REG.

你有什麼紋身嗎？

>> NOT A ONE.

>> 一個也沒有。

>> James: NOT A ONE, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TEMPTED.

>> 詹姆斯。一個都沒有，你有沒有被試探過。

>> I LIVED IN SEATTLE IN THE '90S SO IT WAS HARD, EVERYBODY,

>> 我在90年代住在西雅圖，所以很辛苦，每個人。

EVERYBODY WAS DOING IT.

每個人都在做這件事。

AND SCAR IF I KAITION AND PIERCING.

和疤痕如果我凱旋和穿刺。

BUT I MADE IT I JUST NEVER, I JUST NEVER, I WAS LIKE, I THINK

但我做到了，我只是從來沒有，我只是從來沒有， 我想我是喜歡，我想

I WILL JUST GO ALL THE WAY THROUGH LIFE AND JUST NOT

我將只是去所有的方式，通過生活，只是沒有。

[BLEEP] WITH ANYTHING.

[BLEEP] 與任何事情。

>> James: HOW WHAT YOU FEEL IF I TOLD YOU HI BOTH NIPPLES

>> 詹姆斯：你是什麼感覺 如果我告訴你，喜兩個NIPPLES

PIERCED?

PIERCED?

>> I ACTUALLY WOULD-- .

>> 我真的會... ...

>> James: TO BE HONEST, WHAT WOULD YOU THINK.

>> 詹姆斯。說實話，你會怎麼想。

>> I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED.

>> 我不會感到驚訝。

>> James: AND NOT EVEN STUDS, HOOPS.

>> 詹姆斯。甚至不是STUDS，HOOPS。

TWO HOOPS AND I JUST SAY IT'S JUST FOR ME, YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST

兩圈，我只是說這是對我來說，你知道，這只是。

LIKE, SO MUCH OF MY LIFE IS-- (LAUGHTER).

像，所以我的生活大部分是 - （笑）：

>> James: SO MUCH OF MY LIFE IS OUT THERE AND IN PUBLIC I

>> 詹姆斯。我的大部分生活都在外面，在公眾面前。

JUST FELT I NEEDED TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME.

只是覺得我需要為自己做點什麼。

I COULDN'T THINK OF ANY ONE ON PLANET EARTH WORSE TO HAVE BOTH

我想不出地球上還有誰比他更糟糕的了

NIPPLES PIERCED THAN ME.

NIPPLES PIERCED比我。

IT WOULD BE HORRIFIC.

這將是可怕的。

I'M LOOKING AROUND THE ROOM.

我在環顧四周的房間。

WHO IN HERE, GUILLERMO COULD GET AWAY WITH A NIPPLE PIERCING, I

在這裡，誰在這裡，GUILLERMO可以得到逃脫一個釘子刺，我。

THINK DAVE COULD GET AWAY WITH A NIPPLE PIERCING.

你覺得DAVE能躲過一個小插曲嗎？

I THINK PETE, ALMOST CERTAINLY HAS GOT AN INTIMATE PIERCING

我想佩特肯定是有了一個親密的刺客。

THAT WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT.

我們不知道的。

OFF LIMITS, SORRY, PETE, SORRY PETE, SORRY PETE.

關閉限制，對不起，PETE，對不起PETE，對不起PETE。

PETE CAN HANG A BAR BELL OFF HIS-- OFF HIS--

佩特可以從他的... ... 他的... ...

(LAUGHTER) >> BUT THE MAN FINALLY DECIDED

（大笑）>>但男人最終決定了

TO GET THE TATTOO COVERED UP, UNFORTUNATELY IT WAS WITH

為了讓紋身被遮住，不幸的是，它是與

SOMETHING EVEN WORSE.

甚至更糟糕的事情。

THAT'S IT.

這就是它。

(APPLAUSE).

(掌聲).