Hey, Fran.

嘿，弗蘭。

I actually never heard of you before.

其實我以前從來沒有聽說過你。

That's really a good way to break the ice.

這真的是一個很好的破冰方式。

Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Fran Lebowitz.

女士們，先生們，獨一無二的弗蘭-勒布維茨。

People are frequently infuriated by me

人們經常被我激怒

because I am filled with opinions.

因為我充滿了意見。

In New York, there are millions of people,

在紐約，有數百萬人。

and the only person looking where she's going is me.

只有我在看她要去的地方。

I should write a manifesto,

我應該寫一份宣言。

the title of which would be Pretend It's a City.

題目應該是《假裝是一座城》。

It would take one subway ride

乘坐一次地鐵就可以了

for the Dalai Lama to turn into a lunatic, raging person.

為達賴喇嘛變成一個瘋子，狂暴的人。

I'm the only person who's lived in New York as long as I have

我是唯一一個像我一樣在紐約住了這麼久的人。

who has never made a correct real estate decision.

誰也沒有做出過正確的房地產決策。

Do people buy books here?

有人在這裡買書嗎？

At this kiosk? No.

在這個福利社？在這個福利社？

Is it fair to bring a book into Times Square?

帶書進時代廣場公平嗎？

It's not fair to the book.

這對書是不公平的。

People wanna challenge themselves.

人們想挑戰自己。

I find real life challenging enough.

我覺得現實生活已經夠有挑戰性了。

Does complaining change anything?

抱怨能改變什麼嗎？

Not so far.

目前還沒有

Of course, I'm a young woman.

當然，我是一個年輕的女人。