What is that?

那是什麼？

Oh, jeez.

哦，天啊

Oh, Hey, guys.

哦，嘿，夥計們。

Welcome to stir crazy The show that looks better than it smells.

歡迎來到 "瘋狂的攪拌 "這個節目，它看起來比聞起來要好。

You know my guest today from Saturday Night Live Duck Tales and its new comedy Central Siri's Lo Fi.

你知道我今天的嘉賓來自《週六夜現場鴨子的故事》和它的新喜劇中央Siri的Lo Fi。

Bobby Moynahan.

鮑比-莫納漢

Hey, Bobby.

嘿，鮑比

What's up, man?

怎麼了，夥計？

How are you?

你好嗎？

Good to see you.

很高興見到你

Good to see you.

很高興見到你

Congratulations on the new Siri's.

恭喜新Siri的。

Thank you so much.

非常感謝你。

I hear wealthy is your passion project.

聽說富貴是你的激情項目。

I feel like anytime somebody has a passion project that says a lot about them what it is, this is about a we dealing manatee.

我覺得任何時候有人有一個激情的項目，說明他們是什麼，這是關於我們交易海牛的。

Correct.

正確的。

Bobby e o.

Bobby e o.

What does this say?

這說明了什麼？

Do It means I like to have a good time with my friends in animated form.

做的意思是我喜歡用動畫的形式和朋友們好好玩玩。

Hello, Manatees.

你好，海牛。

Um, I enjoy weed dealers and chatting with them.

嗯，我喜歡雜草販子，和他們哈拉。

I noticed in the first couple episodes.

我在前幾集就注意到了。

Lo Fi.

羅菲。

This manatee has a human girlfriend.

這隻海牛有一個人類女友。

Yes, that go.

是的，那去。

Um how does that work exactly?

嗯，這到底是如何工作的？

What love?

什麼愛情？

Well, I guess I don't wanna extrapolating to the physical realm, but yeah, don't know.

好吧，我想我不想推斷到物理領域，但是是的，不知道。

That's none of your business.

這不關你的事。

It's between Becca and Lo Fi, humanity of all animals to be a weed dealer, because look at them.

這是貝卡和羅菲之間，人性的所有動物做一個雜草販子，因為看看他們。

What?

什麼？

Don't you think they might be weed dealers?

你不覺得他們可能是大麻販子嗎？

You don't know.

你不知道。

Do you have a dream person to smoke weed with you?

你有夢想的人和你一起抽大麻嗎？

I mean, do you have, like, Rushmore celebrity?

我的意思是，你有一樣，拉什莫爾名人？

We'd enthusiasts, you know.

我們是愛好者，你知道的。

Wow.

哇哦

The Seth Rogan's I mean, yeah, Willie Nelson would be great.

塞斯-羅根的我的意思是，是的，威利-尼爾森將是偉大的。

Seth Rogan?

塞斯-羅根？

Yeah, Snoop Dog.

是啊，史努比狗。

I would love to smoke with you, but I almost did.

我很想和你一起抽菸，但我差點就抽了。

I came close to once.

我曾經差點就成功了。

How do you come close to that?

你怎麼能接近那個？

What happened?

怎麼了？

One of his buddies was like, Hey, come on, let's make it happen.

他的一個朋友說，嘿，來吧，讓我們來實現它。

And then I got there and they were like, he's got So I guess that's close, right?

然後我到了那裡，他們就像，他有 所以我想這是接近，對不對？

We've actually played a number of your voice.

其實我們也玩過不少你的聲音。

The number of animals, Yes.

動物的數量，是的。

Tell me about it.

告訴我吧

Are you typecast?

你是類型化的嗎？

You feel like you know?

你覺得你知道嗎？

Yeah, I've played I've played several dogs and several crabs, dogs and crabs.

是啊，我玩過我玩過幾只狗和幾隻螃蟹，狗和螃蟹。

I got quartered.

我有四分之一。

You've also cast the number of exceptional actors of various animals in this show Way named for you a prominent movie star.

你還在這個節目中投出了數量眾多的各種動物的特殊演員，方式以你一個著名的電影明星命名。

You tell me what kind of animal you would cast them as I like this thing.

你告訴我，你要給他們投什麼樣的動物，因為我喜歡這個東西。

Let's go with the big one.

我們就用大的吧。

Tom cruise.

湯姆-克魯斯。

What is Tom Cruise playing?

湯姆-克魯斯在演什麼？

Low fee or any animated show?

低費或任何動畫節目？

He would be a meerkat playing a Leamer action star run, Dive off a cliff, Get stops like this right before he hits the ground.

他將是一隻貓鼬玩利默動作明星跑，從懸崖上跳下，在他落地前得到這樣的停止。

Just like a mission.

就像一個任務。

Impossible.

不可能的。

Shirley, stare in what we want.

雪莉，盯著我們想要的東西。

What animal do we want to see here?

我們想在這裡看到什麼動物？

Is a cheetah probably probably a cheetah or Oh, we lost connection, Bobby.

獵豹可能是獵豹還是 哦，我們失去了聯繫，鮑比。

You know, a bug.

你知道，一個錯誤。

I was I was just really thinking about it That was the most seriously have taken a question from me in this whole conversation.

我是... ...我只是真的在想，這是整個談話中最認真的一個問題。

Uh, Vin Diesel.

呃，文-迪塞爾。

Wow.

哇哦

Yeah, maybe maybe a sloth.

是啊，也許也許是一隻樹懶。

Oh, hey, He's a very quick and agile man.

哦，嘿，他是一個非常快速和敏捷的人。

Why should he be a sloth?

他為什麼要做一個懶漢？

Give him something to do.

給他一些事情做。

He's an actor.

他是個演員

Sorry, I didn't mean to get I got a little too angry at you for four Vin Diesel appeal T youths out there Zendaya lovely Zendaya?

對不起，我不是故意讓我對你有點太生氣了四個文-迪塞爾呼籲T青年在那裡Zendaya可愛的Zendaya？

Uh, yes, for the Children, maybe.

嗯，是的，為了孩子們，也許。

Ah, little unicorn e Only one of her.

啊，小獨角獸只有她一個。

Or like a buffalo.

或者像一頭水牛。

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

Like maybe a buffalo?

比如說，也許是一頭水牛？

Maybe a half buffalo.

也許是半頭水牛

Half unicorn.

半隻獨角獸。

Oh, dude, I think we just wrote a Pixar movie.

哦，夥計，我想我們剛剛寫了一部皮克斯電影。

A buffalo with the unicorn horn, the ugliest unicorn we call it.

一頭長著獨角的水牛，我們稱之為最醜的獨角獸。

I'll see you at the Oscars.

奧斯卡頒獎典禮上見。

We play a game here on sort of crazy called quarantine.

我們在這裡玩了一個瘋狂的遊戲，叫做隔離。

I'm gonna name you a character.

我給你起個名字吧

Maybe you played.

也許你玩。

Maybe you're associated with you.

也許你和你有關。

Tell me if you want them on your quarantine if you want them in the bunker with you right now.

告訴我，如果你想讓他們在你的隔離區，如果你想讓他們現在和你一起在地堡裡。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Wow, Drunk, uncle, Do you want drunk uncle living with you during quarantine?

哇，醉，大叔，你想讓醉大叔在隔離期間和你一起住嗎？

You know?

你知道嗎？

What about Guy Fieri?

蓋伊-費裡呢？

Would he be used for boy?

他會不會被用來做男孩？

Yeah.

是啊。

I mean, for cooking reasons alone.

我的意思是，單單為了做飯的原因。

And if you lose power, you can hate yourself on his shirt's classic SNL sketch.

如果你失去了權力，你可以在他的襯衫的經典SNL短劇中恨自己。

What about Tom Hanks?

那湯姆-漢克斯呢？

David s Pumpkins?

大衛的南瓜？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Yeah, well, he's okay now.

是啊，他現在沒事了。

Yeah, he won't.

是的，他不會。

I won't get it from him.

我不會從他那裡得到它。

Right?

對吧？

The character and Tom.

角色和湯姆。

Yeah, exactly.

是的，沒錯。

Who's that?

那是誰？

That's my skeleton from David s Pumpkins.

這是我在《大衛的南瓜》裡的骨架。

How about let's go?

我們走吧？

Some lo fi characters.

一些lo fi人物。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Sure.

當然可以

Loaf, be a good friend in quarantine.

Loaf，在隔離區做個好朋友。

Absolutely.

絕對的

Are you kidding me?

你在開玩笑嗎？

Yeah, First of all, he's got a nice little tank you could swim around in so you could do laps and get exercise and just chill.

是啊，首先，他有一個漂亮的小坦克，你可以在裡面游來游去，這樣你就可以做圈，得到鍛鍊，只是放鬆一下。

He has a microwave.

他有一個微波爐。

His son is adorable.

他的兒子很可愛。

speaking of his son.

談到他的兒子。

What about Beef?

牛肉呢？

Ron Funches voices the best Ron Funches.

朗-芬奇為最好的朗-芬奇配音。

I think top five people of all time.

我認為前五名的人的所有時間。

I would want to be stranded.

我希望被擱淺。

Slash.

Slash.

Anything with might be Ron Funches.

任何有可能是羅恩-芬奇的東西。

I think he's a really good person.

我覺得他是個很好的人。

And he looked strong, too.

而且他看起來也很強壯。

I feel like we could build a house together.

我覺得我們可以一起蓋房子。

Every house needs Ah, horny monkey in there.

每個房子都需要啊，角質猴子在那裡。

What about Scrooge?

那史高治呢？

Would screw to be a good, uh, housemate right now, Scrooge, not a monkey.

如果能成為一個好的，呃，現在的舍友，Scrooge，而不是一隻猴子。

What?

什麼？

I know it.

我知道的

I'm realizing a flaw.

我意識到了一個缺陷。

I accidentally cut the line where we say that he is a tar cier.

我不小心剪掉了我們說他是焦油工的那條線。

Come again?

又來了？

He is a tar cier a t a r e Don't know what it is, e No, I know, but I'm spelling it e a r s I, er Google it up.

他是一個tar cier a t a r e不知道是什麼，e 不，我知道，但我拼成e a r s我，呃谷歌起來。

What is that?

那是什麼？

Oh, Jesus.

哦，天啊

Monkey ish.

猴子是的。

It might even be a monkey.

甚至可能是一隻猴子。

I have no idea.

我不知道。

I have some provocative Would you rather questions for you, Bobby?

我有一些挑釁性的問題要問你，鮑比？

You ready?

準備好了嗎？

Sure.

當然可以

Would you rather hear what's in an animal's head all the time or hear what's in humans?

你是願意一直聽動物腦袋裡的東西，還是願意聽人類的東西？

Heads!

人頭！

Oh boy, am I allowed to follow up questions?

哦，孩子，我可以追問嗎？

E sure, e I don't want to take up your time.

當然，我不想佔用你的時間。

You want to know?

你想知道嗎？

I was gonna say, Am I the first person to be bestowed this?

我想說的是，我是第一個被賜予這個的人嗎？

You're the only person that has then definitely animals.

你是唯一一個有那麼絕對動物的人。

Well, because if no one's ever spoken to an animal before or known an animal's thoughts, then I think that would be helpful to the universe instead of being like now I know what Frank really thinks of May.

好吧，因為如果沒有人曾經跟動物說話過 或者知道動物的想法，那麼我想這將是對宇宙有幫助的，而不是像現在這樣，我知道弗蘭克對梅的真實想法。

Fair enough.

很公平

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Would you rather live your life as a duck or a manatee?

你願意把自己活成一隻鴨子還是一隻海牛？

Oh, that's rough.

哦，那是粗糙的。

No, A manatee.

不，是海牛

I know the answer.

我知道答案。

It's a manatee.

這是一隻海牛。

Just Well, because you said duck and my first thought went to Louis from duck tales.

好吧，因為你說鴨子，我第一個想到的就是鴨子故事裡的路易斯。

And I realize, but you mean the animal?

我意識到了，但你指的是動物？

Not like a rich, anthropomorphic, lazy yeah, body.

不像一個富貴的，擬人化的，懶惰的是，身體。

Before we go have an oldie but a goodie for you.

在我們走之前，有一箇舊的，但一個好東西給你。

You ready place?

你準備好地方了嗎？

E think so?

你覺得呢？

E should warn you.

E應該警告你。

I am the world's worst charades player.

我是世界上最差勁的猜字遊戲玩家。

So good luck with us.

所以，祝我們好運。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

I'm the world's best, so Yeah.

我是世界上最好的，所以是的。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

That's virtually impossible.

這幾乎是不可能的。

Four words.

四個字

First word?

第一個詞？

No, not yet.

不，還沒有。

So that's correct.

所以這是正確的。

What?

什麼？

Hey, Who?

嘿，誰？

Shit?

媽的？

One I told you I was Shit.

我告訴過你，我是狗屎。

You did you did.

你做了你做了。

That's my fault.

那是我的錯。

Okay, Forwards.

好吧，前鋒。

And I'm correct.

而我是正確的。

Yes, you're staring staring because I'm thinking Oh, sorry.

是的，你盯著盯著，因為我在想哦，對不起。

Second work or your the It's not a monkey.

第二部作品或你的那部作品不是猴子。

It zits.

它的痘痘。

The word you told me about that I've never heard before it Zhar cier.

你跟我說的那個詞我從來沒聽過，它叫Zhar cier。

It's a It's a big I'd looked at Scrooge.

這是一個大的，我已經看了吝嗇鬼。

Groot is the second word thing.

格魯特是第二個詞的事情。

Something Scrooge.

吝嗇鬼的東西。

Something Something.

一些東西一些東西。

Third word, um, you're you're chewing tobacco.

第三個字，嗯，你是你在嚼菸草。

You're taking a bite.

你吃了一口。

Uncle Scrooge's coin wall, that is that is very difficult.

吝嗇鬼叔叔的硬幣牆，那是那是非常困難的。

That is a very specific, elaborate clue.

這是一條非常具體、詳盡的線索。

Yeah, I had to.

是的，我不得不這樣做。

I had to resort to visual clues.

我只好求助於視覺線索。

I've probably got one word, right, actually, for is it the fourth of July?

其實我大概有一個詞，對，因為今天是國慶節嗎？

I'm just getting forwards.

我只是在前進。

Um, driving cab driver.

嗯，駕駛計程車司機。

Uh, cabbie Eat chauffeur driving.

呃，計程車司機吃司機駕駛。

Kind of like Sounds like driving it is driving in your wrong hair.

有點像駕駛它的聲音是在你錯誤的頭髮駕駛。

Conan O'Brien, Bart Simpson, Slim Jims.

Conan O'Brien, Bart Simpson, Slim Jims.

Let me eating.

讓我吃。

Oh, dude, that's the worst part of your aides is when people look so disappointed in that they're just like I'm a terrible person and so is through your person trying It really breaks my spirit.

哦，夥計，這是最糟糕的部分 你的助手是當人們看起來如此失望 他們只是喜歡我是一個可怕的人 所以是通過你的人努力 這真的打破了我的精神。

It's the worst game ever.

這是有史以來最糟糕的遊戲。

It was diners drive ins and dives and things and stuff.

那是食客開車進去的，還有潛水艇和東西之類的。

And I was doing that here.

而我在這裡做的。

Why didn't you just say triple?

你為什麼不直接說三倍？

Do you just say three ds and I would have been, like, Triple D s.

你只是說三個D，我會一直，喜歡，三D的。

And we would have been outside having beers already Or Google a picture of Guy Petty and show it to me.

我們早就在外面喝啤酒了 或者在谷歌上搜一張Guy Petty的照片給我看。

That's what I did.

我就是這麼做的。

Okay, smarty pants.

好吧，自作聰明的褲子。

Oh, this is tense.

哦，這是緊張的。

Oh, Bobby.

哦，鮑比

Congratulations on the new show.

恭喜你的新節目。

Thank you so much.

非常感謝你。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Everybody needs to check out Lo Fi.

大家都要去看看Lo Fi。

It is the best animated show about a week doing manatee I've ever seen.

這是我見過的關於一週做海牛的最好的動畫節目。

That is that is a true sentence.

那是那是一句真話。

Uh, here's to many more of them and many more bizarre conversations like this.

呃，這裡有更多的人，還有更多像這樣的奇怪對話。

Bobby, it's good to see you.

鮑比，很高興見到你。

I thought you said to Here's to Mandy Moore in them when I was like, You're damn right.

我以為你在裡面說了 "為曼迪-摩爾乾杯"，我當時就想，你說的太對了。

Here's to Mandy Moore and all of them.

為Mandy Moore和他們所有人乾杯。

This one goes out to Mandy Moore, our biggest fan of started crazy out there.

這個人是Mandy Moore，我們最大的粉絲，開始在外面瘋狂。

We love you, Mandy.

我們愛你，曼迪。

Congratulations on low fi.

恭喜你的低價位。

Everybody should check it out on Comedy Central's YouTube page.

每個人都應該在喜劇中心的YouTube頁面上查看。

Thank you so much.

非常感謝你。

Yeah.

是啊。

Go check it out now.

現在就去看看吧。