I could see at the moment I came in, the entire road was out of balance.

我一進來就看出來了，整條路都失衡了。

You're off crystal.

你不在水晶。

We measure all his tables and put him on salads.

我們把他的桌子都量好了，把他放在沙拉上。

You haven't had a date since Beth.

你還沒有一個日期，因為貝絲。

Tight your miserable.

緊你的悲哀。

We fix the lunch for you.

我們為你準備了午餐。

A blind date.

相親。

We owe Putin blind.

我們欠普京一個瞎子。

Yes, well, I think the politically correct term is visually impaired.

是的，我認為政治正確的說法是視力受損。

I'm the new planner for Listen, Robert's wedding.

我是 "聽 "羅伯特婚禮的新策劃人。

You.

你啊

You're the wedding trash.

你是婚禮的垃圾。

Er you better love it.

你最好喜歡它。

I haven't seen for being with you.

我還沒有看到和你在一起。

Are you breaking up with you?

你要和你分手嗎？

Drop the Channel seven News Anchorman into a I will call you.

把第七頻道的新聞主播掉進一個我給你打電話。

I will answer.

我會回答。

Did you just play?

你剛才在玩嗎？

I did not Wait a minute.

我沒有等待一分鐘。

Less slippery.

不那麼滑溜。

Cinderella is my favorite character.

灰姑娘是我最喜歡的角色。

Where's the other one?

另一個呢？

French Charming has it.

法國白馬王子擁有它。

Oh, my good Lord.

哦，我的好主。

What a feeling.

什麼感覺。

Taking my photograph?

給我拍照？

Why?

為什麼？

Because I have a photographer with extraordinary way.

因為我有一個有著非凡方式的攝影師。

We're hoping to hire you guys, Play the weddings.

我們希望能請你們來玩婚禮。

We don't play weddings.

我們不玩婚禮。

I will arm wrestle you for Yes.

我會用手臂和你搏鬥，爭取得到 "是"。

You what?

你什麼？

Come on, you big baby.

來吧，你這個大寶貝。

Captain Richie fell in love.

裡奇隊長戀愛了。

Instant lightning Bolt Love.

瞬間閃電博爾特愛。

If you're Cinderella, come meet your prince.

如果你是灰姑娘，來見見你的王子吧。

Charming e thought I could come in and sweep you off your feet, but you swept me off mine.

迷人的我以為我可以進來把你掃地出門 但你卻把我掃地出門了

Let's start working out tomorrow.

我們明天開始鍛鍊吧。

Yeah, start now.

是的，現在開始。

A note.

一個說明：

I'm falling in love with the dumbest man in history.

我愛上了史上最笨的人。

Is this a scarf?

這是一條圍巾嗎？

It's a blindfold.

這是個障眼法。

Let me see what you see.

讓我看看你看到了什麼。

I don't like that just across.

我不喜歡這樣，只是跨。

Yeah, E think I'm pretty good at this now.

是啊，我想我現在很擅長這個。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Yeah.

是啊。