You have your own attached bathroom, by the way.

對了，你有自己的附屬浴室。

Oh, here's one of our best researchers, Dick.

哦，這是我們最好的研究員之一，迪克。

Hey.

嘿嘿

Hello there.

你好啊

What's up, dude?

怎麼了，夥計？

Glad to see there's another brother in this stuff in place.

很高興看到這東西還有一個兄弟在原地。

Hey.

嘿嘿

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Good morning, Tom.

早上好，湯姆

Jason, how you doing there, Dave?

傑森，你在那裡做得怎麼樣，戴夫？

Crystal?

水晶？

Tommy.

湯米

Good morning, Jake.

早上好，傑克。

How are you?

你好嗎？

Pretty good, Kenny.

很好，肯尼。

Yeah, Yeah.

是啊，是啊。

You know, so early in the morning, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but, uh, you know how I was supposed to work late tonight?

一大早的 我很抱歉告訴你這個壞消息 但是 你知道我今晚應該工作到很晚嗎?

Well, I gotta run this errand for Mr Medina, and he says that you're gonna have to cover for me.

我得幫麥迪納先生辦點事 他說你得幫我打掩護。

So there it is.

所以就這樣了。

I don't need I'm sorry.

我不需要，對不起。

Dropped the ax.

扔掉了斧頭。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

So, huh?

那麼，是吧？

Again.

再來一次

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh, you know what?

哦，你知道嗎？

Just remembered Mr Medina also almost slip my mind.

剛想起梅迪納先生也差點忘了。

Wants us to change parking spaces.

想讓我們換車位。

What?

什麼？

Yeah, me Personally, I enjoy the nine minute walk, but he said that we have to do it.

是啊，我個人很喜歡走9分鐘的路，但他說我們必須這麼做。

Believe it.

相信它。

I hate it as much as you do.

我和你一樣討厭它。

What you gonna do?

你打算怎麼做？

Nothing.

什麼都沒有。

You can dio.

你可以dio。

Mr.

先生

Medina said it.

梅迪納說的。

Medina things.

麥地那的事情。

Whole situation has been Mahin in eyes.

整個局面已經被馬辛看在眼裡。

It just seems a little confusing to me as to why Mr Medina would give a where we park.

我只是覺得有點困惑，為什麼梅迪納先生會給我們停車的地方。

How's that?

怎麼樣？

I mean, why would he care where we part?

我的意思是，他為什麼要關心我們在哪裡分手？

I don't know the answer to that question.

我不知道這個問題的答案。

I mean, that's just what he said.

我的意思是，這只是他說的。

Hey, the machina works in mysterious ways.

嘿，機甲的工作方式很神祕。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

I'm gonna ask him myself, because no, that's okay.

我自己去問他，因為不，沒關係。

I'll do it.

我會做的

Mr.

先生

Medina.

麥地那：

Sir, I know you're busy, but can I speak to you about the parking switch?

先生，我知道你很忙，但我能和你談談停車開關的事嗎？

What is there to talk about?

有什麼好談的？

Okay, I told you.

好吧，我告訴你。

And change to switch parking spaces.

並改換車位。

Don't you know who I am?

你不知道我是誰嗎？

I am Mr Medina, and I'm a really, really person in here.

我是梅迪納先生，我在這裡是一個非常非常的人。

Now you get a lot of my office.

現在，你得到了很多我的辦公室。

Wow.

哇哦

True that it was crazy in there.

的確，那裡面很瘋狂。

I mean, that was well hence, Yeah.

我的意思是，這是很好的，是以，是的。

You know what's really crazy, though?

但你知道什麼才是真正的瘋狂嗎？

I've been working here for about a year and I've never even seen Mr Medina.

我在這裡工作了大約一年，我甚至從來沒有見過麥迪納先生。

We'll see that Zizi wanna answer.

我們會看到子子想回答。

That's because he comes in before you come into work.

那是因為他在你上班前就來了。

And he's still working when you leave.

你走的時候，他還在工作。

That's that's what makes Mr Medina you know.

這就是梅迪納先生的特點，你知道的。

Come on, we're talking about Mr Medina here.

拜託，我們說的是梅迪納先生。

Right on.

沒錯

Makes perfect says, You know, I bet the hardworking boss would love to meet.

完美說，你知道，我敢打賭，勤勞的老闆一定很想見見。

Ah, hardworking employees, you know, shares the same values.

啊，勤奮的員工，你知道的，有著相同的價值觀。

So I'm gonna go ahead and just introduce myself.

所以我就先來做個自我介紹吧。

No, no, Uh, you can't go into Mr Martinez room.

不，不，呃，你不能進馬丁內斯先生的房間。

Are you crazy?

你瘋了嗎？

No one except me is allowed to go in there.

除了我之外，沒有人可以進去。

Mr.

先生

Medina is busy.

麥地那很忙。

Okay, fine.

好吧，好吧。

You made your point clear, man.

你說得很清楚，夥計

Thank you very much.

非常感謝你。

I think it's what way.

我想這是什麼方式。

Yeah.

是啊。

Come on, man.

來吧，夥計。

What question?

什麼問題？

More existence.

更多的存在。

William E.

William E.

Had that end of the year report to you by 10.

10點前把年終報告給你。

Mm.

嗯。

Oh.

哦。

Oh, Oh.

哦，哦。

Trail.

徑。

What's up, baby girl?

怎麼了，寶貝女兒？

Can you please turn that off?

你能把它關掉嗎？

Why?

為什麼？

You don't like my music?

你不喜歡我的音樂？

Is it music?

是音樂嗎？

Because it sounds like a bunch of sex noises over a bass line.

因為它聽起來就像一堆性愛的聲音在低音線上。

Oh, I get it.

哦，我明白了。

You don't like my music cause I'm gang.

你不喜歡我的音樂是因為我是幫派的。

You can't handle the gay man's music.

你不能處理同性戀者的音樂。

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

I'm tryingto work here, and that music is weirdly sexual.

我想在這裡工作， 和音樂是奇怪的性。

Oh, I see.

哦，我明白了。

So my sexuality is weird.

所以我的性取向很奇怪。

You just can't fathom Ah, man, being attracted to another man, I could fathom it.

你就是不能理解啊，夥計，被另一個男人吸引，我可以理解。

It's Can you just please listen to some other gay music like Barbra Streisand or something.

你能不能聽點別的同志音樂，比如芭芭拉-史翠珊什麼的。

Anything.

什麼都可以

I see.

我明白了

I see.

我明白了

Okay, so listening to Barbra Streisand is gay stereotype much start.

好吧，所以聽芭芭拉-史翠珊是同志的刻板印象多開始。

You seeing anybody lately?

你最近有約會嗎？

Yeah, I mean, kind of.

是的，我的意思是，有點。

I think I got a good last night.

我想我昨天晚上得到了一個好。

Oh, it was like I mean, my mail was like like he had a baby arm holding onto a apple.

哦，這就像我的意思是，我的郵件就像 他有一個嬰兒手臂抱著一個蘋果。

Don't call it a baby arm.

別叫它嬰兒臂。

Oh, I think so.

哦，我想是的。

You can't handle hearing about how I'm gay.

你不能處理聽到我是如何的同志。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

You just referred to your boyfriends Penis as a baby's arm holding an apple.

你剛才把你男朋友的陰莖說成是嬰兒的手臂拿著蘋果。

Well, that's what it looked like.

嗯，這就是它的樣子。

And it's not my boyfriend, by the way.

對了，這不是我的男朋友。

And any What's your homophobic?

還有什麼你的恐同症？

No, no, no, that's not homophobic, Okay?

不，不，不，這不是同志恐懼症，好嗎？

You're explicitly talking about sexual things in the workplace.

你明明說的是工作場所的性事。

Fine.

好吧

There's plenty of stuff that we could talk about.

有很多東西，我們可以談論。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Uh, my Penis cup my scrotum cozies that I have been knitting recently.

呃，我的陰莖杯我的陰囊保暖衣，我最近一直在編織。

Oh, with these knitting needles that I have just noticed Look like a little skinny purple penises, etcetera, etcetera.

哦，用這些我剛剛注意到的織針 看起來像一個小瘦的紫色陰莖，等等，等等。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

I can show you a picture.

我可以給你看一張照片。

And then you tell me if it's good for Facebook.

然後你告訴我這對Facebook是否有好處。

Okay?

好嗎？

I'm fairly certain you're going to show me something overtly sexual, Don't you?

我很確定你會給我看一些明顯的性愛，對嗎？

Prejudge.

預判。

May.

5月。

Here it is.

在這裡，它是。

Ah, that's a close up of an anise.

啊，這是一個八角的特寫。

Oh, no, That's not an anise.

哦，不，那不是八角。

That's my baby girl.

這是我的寶貝女兒。

That's disgusting.

太噁心了

Oh, I see.

哦，我明白了。

So you don't want to see a close up picture of my anus because you hate gay man?

所以你不想看我肛門的特寫照片，因為你討厭同性戀者？

No, I don't wanna look at a close up picture of anyone's anise homophobia.

不，我不想看誰的八角恐同症的特寫照片。

Homophobia is a homophone.

恐同症是一種同音異義。

Right here.

就在這裡。

Hold the phone alert.

保持電話提示。

Whoa!

哇！

Hey, Hey, baby has no mhm ready.

嘿，嘿，寶貝還沒準備好呢。

Go to lunch.

去吃午飯吧

Yeah.

是啊。

Uhh!

呃！

Latrell, this is Gavin.

拉特雷爾，我是蓋文

Gavin, this is the trail is my boyfriend.

加文，這是我的男朋友的足跡。

How you doing?

你好嗎？

I'm I'm doing very well.

我... 我做得很好。

How How are you doing, Gavin?

你好嗎，加文？

Gavin.

加文

Great.

厲害

I want to go.

我想去。

Yeah, nice to meet you know, trust me, it's not That's the guy.

是的，很高興見到你，相信我，這不是那個傢伙。

Oh, I get it.

哦，我明白了。

I'm not persecuted.

我沒有被迫害。

I'm just a ass.

我只是個混蛋。

So your offices all the way down at the end.

所以你的辦公室都在最後。

You have your own attached bathroom, by the way.

對了，你有自己的附屬浴室。

Oh, here's one of our best researchers, Dick.

哦，這是我們最好的研究員之一，迪克。

Hey.

嘿嘿

Hello there.

你好啊

What's up, dude?

怎麼了，夥計？

Glad to see there's another brother in this stuff in place.

很高興看到這東西還有一個兄弟在原地。

So, um, this is gonna be your assistant, Genevieve.

那麼，嗯，這將是你的助手，吉納維芙。

Genevieve.

吉納維芙

What is this shining man?

這個閃亮的男人是什麼？

All black people have to shine.

所有黑人都要發光。

You never shine with another black person before.

你從來沒有和其他黑人一起閃耀過。

No.

不知道

I grew up in a white neighborhood and then went to Dartmouth.

我在白人區長大，然後去了達特茅斯。

I've met other black people before, but not like this.

我以前也見過其他黑人，但不是這樣的。

You gotta get shined at by another black person first, and then you get it.

你得先被另一個黑人照亮，然後你才能得到它。

It's kind of like Facebook.

這有點像Facebook。

What up, dudes?

怎麼了，夥計們？

So every black person has This Is Kobe listening?

所以每個黑人都有這是科比在聽嗎？

Yo, what up?

喲，怎麼了？

Wow.

哇哦

Denzel Washington.

丹澤爾-華盛頓

I'm here.

我在這裡。

I'm present, and I will always be around Littlejohn.

我在，我將永遠在小約翰身邊。

Excuse me, Littlejohn.

對不起，小約翰

Welcome.

歡迎你的到來

Right.

好吧，我知道了

Glad to have you on board.

很高興你能加入

Oh, what's up, Barack Obama.

哦，怎麼了，巴拉克・奧巴馬。

Mm.

嗯。

Wow.

哇哦

Would that be something that Barack Obama just showed up?

那會不會是奧巴馬剛出現的東西？

Your startup Paperwork's right over here.

你的創業文書就在這裡。

Man.

人。

You gotta be more careful.

你得小心點

Learn to use the shine tune in and out of it.

學會使用閃亮的調入和調出。

Otherwise you won't be able to sort out who's talking.

否則你將無法釐清誰在說話。

Coco.

可可

What?

什麼？

You wanna bring girl?

你要帶女孩來嗎？

Drink some cocoa?

喝點可可？

Booth?

攤位？

Is everything okay?

一切都好嗎？

Great.

厲害

Listen for Morgan.

聽聽摩根的聲音

Morgan Freeman, He will guide you.

摩根-弗里曼，他會指引你

Listen to my voice right now.

聽我的聲音，現在。

Just stay calm and focus on that white man.

只要保持冷靜，專注於那個白人。

Everything is going to be okay.

一切都會好起來的。

Why don't you finish up this paperwork?

你為什麼不完成這些文件？

Bring it to Jennifer in my office.

把它帶到我辦公室給珍妮弗。

Now pick up that letter opener and kill that white man.

現在拿起開信刀，殺了那個白人。

Coolio, man.

Coolio，夥計

Oh, yeah, certainly.

哦，是的，當然。

Oh, hey, I got to go.

哦，嘿，我得走了。

Yeah.

是啊。

Terry Out, sir.

特里 出去，先生。

How you doing, man?

你怎麼樣，夥計？

Hey.

嘿嘿

Pretty good, Gabe.

很好，加布。

Oh, got something on your shirt.

哦，有東西在你的襯衫。

Not today, Terry.

今天不行，泰瑞

It's like Gabe come out to play.

這就像加布出來玩。

You do have something on your shirt.

你的襯衫上確實有東西。

No, I don't.

不，我不知道。

Yeah, you kind of dio I'm pretty sure I don't got a clean shirt at my desk.

是啊，你那種迪奧 我敢肯定，我沒有得到一個乾淨的襯衫 在我的辦公桌上。

You want me to get it for you?

你要我幫你拿嗎？

I don't see why that would be necessary.

我不明白為什麼要這樣做。

Because the streets you have on right now, it's not clean.

因為你現在的街道，並不乾淨。

Except for that.

除了這一點。

It is me.

是我

I have a clean shirt.

我有一件乾淨的襯衫。

You you have some schmutz on your damn well, There is no shorts on my Jammie jam.

我的Jammie果醬沒有穿短褲。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Why not just get it for you?

為什麼不直接給你買呢？

Yeah.

是啊。

Why don't you do that?

你為什麼不這樣做？

Yeah.

是啊。

Hmm.

嗯。

Andi.

安迪

There we go, Lieutenant.

我們走吧，中尉。

Mhm.

嗯

They almost got you.

他們差點抓到你

Oh, almost.

哦，幾乎。

I mean, I'm thinking damn here.

我的意思是，我在想該死的這裡。

Good.

很好啊

You know what the funny thing is?

你知道最有趣的是什麼嗎？

What's that now?

那是什麼？

I guess from when I dabbed your shirt with the paper towel, and I'm not playing the game right now, but I actually I must have got some paper towel fuzz on your shirt so way.

我想從我用紙巾擦拭你的襯衫時，我不是在玩遊戲，現在，但其實我必須有一些紙巾的絨毛在你的襯衫，所以方式。

Yeah.

是啊。

No one should have to go through that.

沒有人應該經歷這些。

And I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

Happy?

開心嗎？

Hey, Terry, what's going on?

嘿，泰瑞，發生了什麼事？

Uh, having a good morning.

呃，有一個良好的早晨。

I'm having a terrific morning.

我有一個了不起的早晨。

Great.

厲害

Hope there's nothing on my shirt because I can't looked out.

希望我的衣服上什麼都沒有，因為我看不出來。

Oh, no, dude, we're not doing that right now, okay?

哦，不，夥計，我們不這樣做，現在，好嗎？

There's nothing on your shirt.

你的襯衫上什麼都沒有。

No one cares about your shirt.

沒有人在乎你的襯衫。

Everything is not about you.

一切都與你無關。

Try have a conversation with Karen right now.

試著和凱倫談談吧