Here we go.

我們走吧

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-We do this thing every week where I send out a hashtag,

-我們每週都會做這件事，我發一個標籤。

and I ask you guys to respond to that topic.

並請你們迴應這個話題。

So, since I sent out the hashtag --

所以，既然我發出了標籤 --

#MyWorstInvention is what I sent out.

#我最糟糕的發明是我發出的。

We asked you guys to tell us about something weird or funny

我們要求你們告訴我們一些奇怪或有趣的事情。

that you've invented that was just terrible.

你發明的，只是可怕的。

Within minutes, it was a trending topic in the U.S.

幾分鐘內，它就成了美國的熱門話題。

So thank you for playing along with us.

所以謝謝你陪我們一起玩。

We do appreciate it. [ Cheers and applause ]

我們很感激。[歡呼聲和掌聲]

And now, I thought I'd share some of my favorite

現在，我想我要分享一些我最喜歡的。

"My Worst Invention" responses from you guys.

"我最糟糕的發明 "你們的回答。

Here we go. This first one is from,

我們開始吧這第一個是來自：

@UTJonesy. He says...

@UTJonesy，他說...他說...

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

That's it. That's a good one, yeah.

就是這樣的。這是一個很好的一個，是的。

It's a universal remote. [ Laughter ]

這是一個通用的遙控器。[笑聲]

Um, this one's from, @BesseBoy. He says...

嗯，這個是@BesseBoy的。他說...

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

That's actually a great invention.

這其實是一個偉大的發明。

I love that idea.

我喜歡這個主意。

I'm gonna put it in the good-invention ideas.

我要把它放在好的發明點子裡。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

This one's from, @ShaunFulford. He says...

這個是@ShaunFulford發來的 This one's from, @ShaunFulford.他說...

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

Why not just do a pillow? -Yeah.

為什麼不直接做個枕頭？-是的

-Bed might be too -- It goes in the worst.

-床上可能也是 -- 它在最糟糕的地方。

-Yeah. [ Laughter ]

-是的。是啊。 [笑]

-Welcome back to "Piles." Our new bit.

-歡迎回到 "樁"。我們的新位子。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

This is from @ThisIsI70102868. -What?

這是@這就是我70102868發來的。-什麼？

-She says...

-她說...

Oh, my God. [ Laughter ]

哦，我的上帝。[笑聲]

Do not do that. [ Applause ]

不要這樣做。[掌聲]

Oh, my goodness. Your brother saved you.

哦，我的天啊你哥哥救了你。

This one's from @Vseijas.

這個是@Vseijas的。

"Say yas." "Say yes"?

"說是"。"說是"？

"V-say-yas." -Yas.

"V -say -yas."-呀。

-Yas. -"V-say-yes."

-是的-"V -say -yes."

-C-vay-s? [ Laughter ]

-C -vay -s？[笑聲] -C-vay-s?

-Valgreen's.

-瓦爾格林的。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-She says...

-她說...

Hey! That's going --

嘿，那是要...

[ Applause ]

[掌聲]

That's going in the good pile.

這是要在好的一堆。

This one's from, @, uh... "he-sock-ee."

這個是@，呃... ... "he -sock -ee "的。

-Damn. -Yeah.

-該死的-是啊

-They getting you with these names today.

-他們今天用這些名字來騙你了

-It is. Looking at it, it looks

-是的看著它，它看起來

almost like the letters of "cheesecake"

差不多是 "cheesecake "的字母。

but moved around or something. -Mm.

但是，移動了周圍什麼的。-嗯

-Ah. [ Laughter ]

-啊。[笑聲]

-She says...

-她說...

-Oh! [ Laughs ]

-哦！

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

There you go. Good job, dad.

這就對了幹得好，爸爸。

Chip soup. ♪ Chip soup ♪

芯片湯 芯片湯

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

This one's from, @MattyXB. He says,

這個是@MattyXB發來的。他說：

"I've built 215 horrible inventions over the past

"在過去的時間裡，我已經制造了215個可怕的發明。

21 months. Here are four of my favorites.

21個月。下面是我最喜歡的四種。

The OneButt Jeans. [ Laughter ]

一臀牛仔褲。[笑聲]

-What? No!

-什麼？什麼？ - 不！

-That's pretty good. Uh -- [ Laughs ]

-這是很不錯的。呃 -- [笑]

The TearRings. [ Laughter ]

The TearRings.[笑聲]

-Oh, God. Oh, no.

-哦，天啊哦，上帝。

-The Gator Grips.

-"鱷魚手套"。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

And the Avocado on a stick. [ Laughter ]

和牛油果的棍子。[笑聲]

-Oh, man.

-哦，夥計

-That's serious? -Yeah.

-那是認真的？-是的

-You're not spending enough time.

-你花的時間還不夠多

He's not spending enough time on his inventions.

他沒有花足夠的時間在他的發明上。

He's doing too much. -You like it?

他做得太多了-你喜歡嗎？

-Wait. The Gator Grips, is that Crocs on the hand?

-等一下等一下，鱷魚抓，手上的是Crocs嗎？

-Yeah. -Oh, no.

-是的 哦，不，是的

-You into it? -Uh...

你喜歡嗎？ - 嗯...-嗯...

-The audience likes it. [ Cheers and applause ]

-觀眾喜歡它。[歡呼聲和掌聲]

It goes in the win. These should be inventions.

它在勝利中去。這些應該是發明。

This is like "Shark Tank." -Yeah.

這就像 "鯊魚坦克"。-是啊

-This is from @MichelleCavil7. She says...

-這是@Michelle Cavil7發來的。她說...

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

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-Feet --[ Laughs ] Feet sweatshirts.

-腳 -- 腳運動衫。

"I just thought, 'I'm gonna be a billionaire.'"

"我只是想，'我要成為億萬富翁'。"

This one's from, @blairdwest. He says...

這個是@blairdwest的。他說...

[ Applause ]

[掌聲]

-Yeah. -Good.

-是的 很好

-Yeah, good. [ Cheers and applause ]

-是啊，好。[歡呼聲和掌聲]

-"Yeah, good." [ Laughter ]

-"是啊，好。"[笑聲]

-I'll allow it. -Welcome back to "Yeah, Good."

-我允許-歡迎回到 "是啊，好"。

[ Laughter ] "Yeah, good."

[笑]"是啊，好。"

This last one here is from @SarahTroxler.

最後這個是@莎拉-托克斯勒的。

She says...

她說...

There you go! [ Laughter and applause ]

在那裡，你去！ - [笑聲和掌聲][笑聲和掌聲]

Those are our "Tonight Show Hashtags," everybody.

這些是我們的 "今夜秀標籤"，各位。

To check out more of our favorites,

要查看更多我們的最愛。

go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

去tonightshow.com/hashtags。