[laughing]

[笑]

Me first! Me first!

我先來！我先來！

Oh, Patrick, how do you feel?

哦，帕特里克，你感覺如何？

Like one of those hip young old folks

就像那些時髦的年輕人一樣

from a soda commercial.

從一個蘇打水廣告。

It's radical.

這是激進的。

Radical.

激進。

- Drink it! - My turn!

- 喝吧！- 輪到我了！

Remember, Patrick, 15 seconds exactly .

記住，帕特里克，15秒整

Gotcha, 15 seconds, give or take a few minutes.

知道了，15秒，大概幾分鐘吧。

No, no, Patrick! 15 seconds exactly.

不，不，帕特里克！15秒整

It's really import--

這真的很重要...

It's working!

它的工作！

OK, Patrick, I'm done.

好了，帕特里克，我說完了。

Patrick? Patrick, you there?

帕特里克？帕特里克，你在嗎？

- Patrick! - What?

- 帕特里克！- 怎麼了？

Did somebody say something? Huh.

有人說了什麼嗎？咦。

Hey there. Is that tan for us.

嘿，你好。那是給我們的褐色。

What?

什麼？

Uh, Patrick?

呃，帕特里克？

It's time for me to get out!

我是時候出去了!

Yes, sire?

什麼事，陛下？

I need your opinion on something.

我需要你的意見

Do you think the giant flat screen TV

你覺得那個巨大的平板電視

should go over the fancy egg display for the indoor swimming pool?

應該去過室內游泳池的彩蛋展示？

Your room, sir.

你的房間，先生。

Oh, dear.

哦，親愛的。

Something wrong, Mr. Star?

有什麼問題嗎，星爺？

Well, um, honestly, uh...

嗯，嗯，說實話，呃... ...

I'm not sure I like the way this room is arranged.

我不確定我是否喜歡這個房間的佈置。

Arranged?

安排好了？

Mr. Star, are you sure about this?

星先生，你確定要這麼做嗎？

No... maybe it's the walls

不... 也許是牆壁的原因吧。

[moaning]

[呻吟]

I got it.

我知道了

Let's put the room back the way it was originally.

讓我們把房間放回原來的樣子。

Deal!

成交！

Oh, boy.

哦，天啊

How long was I out?

我昏迷了多久？

Long enough for all this crud to get stuck on my shell.

足夠長的時間讓這些垃圾卡在我的殼上。

Oh, nasty!

哦，討厭！

Let's get this show on the road.

讓我們把這個節目在路上。

[humming]

[哼哼]

Well, there goes the neighborhood...

好吧，有去的鄰居...

For the better!

越來越好！

So long, you big pink loser!

再見，你這個粉紅色的大失敗者！

[laughing]

[笑]

Huh?

咦？

[yawing]

[偏航]

Time for my free breakfast snack.

我的免費早餐點心時間到了。

Come on out, you me treat.

出來吧，你我請客。

Smashy! Smashy! Smashy! Smashy!

碎碎念！碎碎念！碎碎念！碎碎念！

Whoa!

哇！

Hey, where you going, rock?

嘿，你要去哪裡，石頭？

I don't want to move.

我不想動。

I already live next to my best friend Squidward,

我已經住在我最好的朋友章魚哥旁邊了。

and that little yellow guy.

還有那個小黃人。

Oh my gosh! I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!

哦，我的天哪，我要遲到了！我遲到了！我遲到了！ I'm late!

I gotta put on my teeth and brush my pants!

我得去刷牙刷褲子了!

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Gary?

加里?

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Pants.

褲子。

A clean mouth is a happy mouth.

一張乾淨的嘴就是一張幸福的嘴。

Darn.

該死的。