so let me begin by saying it's late, I know,

所以，讓我首先說 它的後期，我知道。

but happy new year, Andy, happy new year.

但新年快樂，安迪，新年快樂。

Happy new year to you,

祝你新年快樂

although it does feel like March now.

雖然現在確實感覺像三月。

A lot has happened between January first

從1月1日到現在，發生了很多事情

and whatever this is.

而不管這是什麼。

Yeah, the first two weeks of this month

是啊，這個月的前兩個星期

has felt like a very long time.

已經感覺很長時間了。

Yeah.

是啊。

Not often that there's a crazed insurrection

不是經常有瘋狂的起義的時候

in the capitol building,

在國會大廈。

and that's just one of the things that's happened.

而這只是其中的一件事，已經發生了。

I think dinosaurs came back to life

我覺得恐龍復活了

and are roaming the earth.

並在地球上游蕩。

That's right, that's right.

沒錯，沒錯。

Meteors are having sex in the sky.

流星在天空中做愛。

Just every kind of insane thing you can possibly imagine

你能想象到的所有瘋狂的事情。

is happening right now, and um,

正在發生的事情，現在，和嗯，

we're all just doing our best to get through it.

我們都只是做我們的最好的 得到通過它。

Now believe it or not, it's been two weeks since

不管你信不信，已經兩個星期了。

Twitter permanently suspended President Trump's account.

Twitter永久暫停了特朗普總統的賬戶。

Yeah, they took his account away, they shut him down.

是啊，他們把他的賬戶拿走了，他們把他關了。

I know.

我知道，我知道

And it's been two weeks, and this is true,

而且已經兩個星期了，這是真的。

Twitter says that since banning President Trump,

推特表示，自從禁止總統特朗普。

misinformation about election fraud

關於選舉舞弊的錯誤信息

is down 73% on its network.

在其網絡上下降了73%。

I thought there'd be some difference, but 73%.

我以為會有一些差別，但73%。

It's just a crazy coincidence.

這只是一個瘋狂的巧合。

(laughs)

（笑）

They're not related.

他們沒有關係。

There's no correlation whatsoever.

根本就沒有任何關聯性。

[Andy] No.

不

73%, and that's made me wonder how have our lives changed

73%，這讓我不禁感嘆，我們的生活發生了怎樣的變化？

since Trump has been banned from Twitter?

自從特朗普被禁止使用推特後？

Well, I thought we'd take a quick look outside

好吧，我想我們應該到外面去看一看

and see has the world changed

看看世界是否已經改變

since our president has been banned from Twitter?

自從我們的總統被禁止從Twitter？

Let's just look outside and see what's going on.

我們還是看看外面的情況吧。

(dramatic music)

咍

I like it. It's nice.

我喜歡它。很好。

But once again, it's a coincidence.

但這又是一個巧合。

That stuff, uh,

那東西，呃。

no, it probably is because he stopped tweeting.

不，可能是因為他不再發微博了。

Yeah, well I, for one, am happy

是啊，我，一個人，很高興。

that icebergs are defying gravity and reforming.

冰山不顧地心引力的影響而重新形成。

(laughs)

（笑）

That's if they kept that part in.

如果他們把這部分保留下來的話。

It's all editing. (laughs) Yoo-hoo.

都是編輯。(笑)呦呵。