Breanne and Carla have a chance

Breanne和Carla有機會

to look around their new homes.

來看看他們的新家。

- Oh my god!

- 哦，我的上帝！

Definitely more deer trophies on the wall

牆上肯定有更多的鹿的戰利品。

than we have family portraits.

比我們的全家福。

That is a roach!

那是一隻蟑螂！

What the hell!

搞什麼鬼！

Argh!

啊！

Oh my god!

哦，我的上帝！

- And, I'm gonna take my shoes off.

- 而且，我要把我的鞋子脫掉。

'Cause it looks like that kinda place.

因為它看起來像那種地方。

Now this house kinda looks like a model house,

現在這房子看起來有點像樣板房。

like nobody lives in it.

就像沒人住在裡面一樣。

Are you sure they have kids? (laughs)

你確定他們有孩子嗎？（笑）

- I'm assuming though from this table and the mixed chairs

- 不過從這張桌子和混搭的椅子來看，我猜想

that we are a large family.

我們是一個大家庭。

There are spots everywhere!

到處都是斑點!

It's so dirty!

好髒啊！

I packed more for a lifestyle of glamor or glitz.

我收拾的更多的是為了追求一種迷人或華麗的生活方式。

- No they're very well put together.

- 不，他們是很好的組合。

You can tell that appearance

你可以看出，外觀

is something that's super important to them.

是對他們超級重要的事情。

It looks like she likes horses.

看來她喜歡馬。

She's picture perfect.

她是完美的圖片。

She's got a lot of name brand shoes.

她有很多名牌鞋。

She's got more shoes.

她有更多的鞋子。

And there's shoes everywhere.

而且到處都是鞋。

Fancy shmancy.

Fancy shmancy。

- This bathroom is absolutely disgusting.

- 這個衛生間絕對是噁心的。

The floor is nasty.

地板很噁心。

The tile around the tub, that's kinda disturbing.

浴缸周圍的瓷磚，還真讓人不安。

Whether you come from money or you don't come from money,

不管你是從錢來的，還是不從錢來的。

you can still clean.

你還可以清潔。

They're choosing to live this way.

他們選擇了這樣的生活方式。

And the fact that you have young kids in here,

還有你的孩子在這裡的事實。

(choking back tears) I need a minute.

（哽咽著流淚）我需要一分鐘。

- [Voiceover] Breanne and Carla have each written a manual

- Breanne和Carla各自寫了一本手冊。

to guide the new mother with the running of their home.

以指導新媽媽管理家庭。

- Our house is a very happy and hardworking home?

- 我們家是一個非常幸福、勤勞的家?

Our other home is our farm.

我們的另一個家就是我們的農場。

Oh my god.

哦，我的上帝。

All animals must be fed.

所有的動物都必須被餵養。

Hogs need to be castrated.

豬需要被閹割。

I will not be castrating a hog.

我不會閹割一頭豬。

- Toussaint says he should have a tattoo

- 杜桑說他應該有一個紋身。

on his back that says ATM

背上寫著ATM

because all the kids spend his money.

因為所有的孩子都在花他的錢。

That's kinda, cringey, a little bit.

這還真有點，噁心，有點。

- Some of my favorite things to do on the farm

- 我最喜歡在農場裡做的一些事情。

are digging through animal excrement for grub worms

在動物的排洩物中挖掘蠐螬。

to give the animals as treats.

給動物們當點心。

She's digging through (beep) for worms.

她在挖蟲子。

I'm not doing that!

我才不幹呢！

As much as I love the kids,

雖然我很喜歡孩子們。

being a stay-at-home mom was not my life goal.

作為一個留在家裡的媽媽 是不是我的生活目標。

I had a career before my kids

在我生孩子之前，我已經有了自己的事業

and I suffered a loss of identity

而我卻失去了身份

upon the birth of the twins.

在雙胞胎出生後。

Maybe she'll go ahead and, since her kids are older now,

也許她會去，因為她的孩子們都長大了。

go ahead and find something that is meaningful to her.

去找一些對她有意義的東西。

- I do not put too much emphasis on appearance.

- 我不太重視外表。

There are just more important things in life.

只是生活中有更重要的事情。

Wow, okay.

哇，好吧。

Appearance speaks for your family,

外表為你的家庭說話。

and the house is a wreck!

而房子是一個殘骸！

Everything was a mess.

一切都是一團糟。

I think that's a problem.

我覺得這是個問題。

- Daily routine, first up is the gym.

- 日常工作，首先是健身房。

Then I go tanning, get my nails done,

然後我去晒太陽，做指甲。

shop at my favorite boutique and then have lunch out.

在我最喜歡的精品店購物，然後在外面吃午飯。

I don't have very much sympathy anymore.

我已經沒有多少同情心了。

- [Voiceover] It's now time for the wives

- 現在是妻子們出場的時候了。

to meet their new husbands and families.

來迎接她們的新丈夫和家庭。

- Hi!

- 嗨！

- Hey!

- 嘿！

- You guys have a beautiful home.

- 你們有一個美麗的家。

- Where are you from?

- 你是哪裡人？

- I live on a farm.

- 我住在一個農場。

- Wow!

- 哇！

- Oh my god!

- 哦，我的上帝！

Oh my god!

哦，我的上帝！

- Our farm is actually

- 我們的農場其實是

a non-profit organization for veterans.

一個非營利性的退伍軍人組織。

- My mom did not pack for the farm whatsoever.

- 我媽媽根本就沒有為農場打包。

- It's funny! - So it's so funny!

- 真有趣！- 所以，它是如此有趣！

- Do y'all have animals on the farm?

- 你們農場裡有動物嗎？

- Yeah!

- 是啊！

We're like a meat farm.

我們就像一個肉農場。

So all of our animals that we grow are for consumption.

所以我們種植的動物都是為了食用。

- [Both Twins] Um...

- [雙胞胎]嗯...

- Like, kill them and then eat them?

- 比如，殺了他們，然後吃掉他們？

- She's like a murderer.

- 她就像一個殺人犯。

She's like Jeffrey Dahmer.

她就像Jeffrey Dahmer

But with animals, of course.

但對動物，當然。

(laughing)

（笑）

- We have pigs, chickens, ducks, geese.

- 我們有豬，雞，鴨，鵝。

- How would you feel if you had to kill an animal?

- 如果你不得不殺死一隻動物，你會有什麼感覺？

- Think about it, we wouldn't have bacon,

- 想想看，我們就不會有培根了。

we wouldn't have steak.

我們不會有牛排。

- (gasping) They kill the cows too!

- (喘氣)他們也殺牛!

- So glad that you're finally here?

- 很高興你終於來了？

- For sure, this'll be fun!

- 肯定會很好玩的！

- [Together] This week will be very interesting.

- [一起]這週會非常有趣。

- I can see our mom going insane.

- 我可以看到我們的媽媽要瘋了。

Oh my god!

哦，我的上帝！

(door creaks open) (children laughing)

(門吱吱作響) (孩子們的笑聲)

- Hi!

- 嗨！

Hi John I'm Carla. - How's it going?

嗨，約翰，我是卡拉。- 怎麼樣了？

Nice to meet you, John Jackson.

很高興見到你，約翰-傑克遜。

- Oh yes!

- 哦，是的！

What's your name?

你叫什麼名字？

- Buck!

- 巴克！

- Buck.

- 巴克。

- Come here. - All right.

- 來這裡。- 好吧，我知道了

- [Buck] I wanna show you something.

- 我想給你看點東西

- I like your shoes!

- 我喜歡你的鞋子！

- You like my shoes?

- 你喜歡我的鞋嗎？

Well I'll let you borrow 'em okay?

好吧，我會讓你借給他們，好嗎？

- She is definitely fabulous!

- 她絕對是妙不可言!

Look at those shoes. (laughs)

看看這些鞋子。（笑）

Those are gonna be great in the pigpens tomorrow. (laughs)

明天在豬圈裡，這些都會是偉大的。（笑）

Just not your typical farm girl.

只是不典型的農家女。