Name: 隔離，而...臀部裂縫緊身褲佔領了嘀嗒網 (Quarantinewhile... Butt-Crack Leggings Take Over TikTok)
Uploaded: 2021-01-28T01:46:41.000Z
Duration: 6 min 42 s

IT'S TIME TO SAY HELLO TO MR. JON BATISTE.

是時候向JON BATISTE先生問好了。JON BATISTE。

JON, WHEN WE WERE IN THE COMMERCIAL BREAK HERE BEFORE WE

瓊，當我們在商業休息這裡之前，我們。

CAME TO YOU, DID I SEE THIS CORRECTLY, DO YOU HAVE A

來找你的，我沒看錯吧，你有嗎？

BASKETBALL RIGHT THERE BETWEEN YOUR FEET?

>> Stephen: YOU JUST-- YOU JUST KEEPING SHARP?

WHAT'S THE-- THE BALL IS THERE WITH THE PIANO?

什麼是... ... 球和鋼琴一起在那裡？

>> Jon: YEAH, YOU KNOW, I STILL HAVE HOOP DREAMS.

>> 喬恩。是的，你知道，我仍然有箍的夢想。

I'M GOING TO GO AND I'M GOING TO HAVE A SECOND PART TO MY CAREER.

我要走了，我要有一個第二部分 我的職業生涯。

>> Stephen: YOU-- >> Jon: I'M GOING FOR IT.

>> Stephen: YOU WILL BE TO BASKETBALL WHAT MICHAEL JORDAN

>> 史蒂芬：你會成為籃球的什麼邁克爾-喬丹。

(  LAUGHTER  ) >> Jon: WELL, YOU KNOW, HE

（笑） >> 喬恩：好了，你知道，他

>> 史蒂芬：他做到了，他做到了。

JON, WHAT'S ON-- WHAT'S ON-- WHAT'S ON THE MIND OF YOUR

喬恩，你的... 你的... 你的.... 你的...

FOLKS, YOU KNOW, EVERY NIGHT I COME OUT HERE, TOAST SOME

夥計們，你們知道嗎，每天晚上我都會在這裡烤一些...

TOPICAL, ORGANIC ARBORIO RICE IN MY SATIRICAL SAUCEPAN, MELT IN

主題，有機ARBORIO米飯在我的星空鍋裡，融化在裡面。

SOME FINE BORDIER BUTTER, PARMESAN CHEESE, AND FRESH,

一些上好的波帝亞黃油，巴馬乾酪，和新鮮的。

HAND-PICKED PARSLEY OF INSIGHT, AND LOVINGLY WHIP IT UP INTO THE

精挑細選的PARSLEY洞察力，並愛不釋手地把它抹進了《中國製造》。

VELVETY, JAMES BEARD AWARD-WORTHY RISOTTO THAT IS MY

VELVETY, JAMES BEARD-WARDS-WORDY RISOTTO THAT IS MY...

BUT NOW AND THEN, I JUST SCRAPE THE LEFTOVER RICE OUT OF A

但時不時地，我只是把剩飯從一個盒子裡切出來。

CARDBOARD CHINESE TAKE-OUT CONTAINER, STUFF IT IN A STALE

紙牌中式外賣盒，裝在一個陳舊的盒子裡。

TORTILLA WITH SOME CLICKBAIT BEANS, AND ROLL IT UP INTO THE

玉米餅與一些CLICKBAIT豆，並把它滾到的。

SEMI-RELEVANT HANGOVER BURRITO OF NEWS WE CALL:

SEMI-RELEVANT HANGOVER BURRITO OF NEWS WE CALL。

>> "QUARANTINEWHILE!" >> Stephen: QUARANTINE-WHILE,

>> "QUARANTINEWHILE！">> Stephen:QUARANTINE -WHILE,

DUE TO GREATLY REDUCED FLIGHTS AND SUSPENDING ALCOHOL SERVICE

由於班機大幅減少和暫停酒類服務。

DURING COVID, "AMERICAN AIRLINES HAS SO MUCH EXTRA WINE THAT IT

在科維德期間，"美國飛機上有這麼多額外的葡萄酒，以至於它

AND YET, FOR SOME REASON, I CAN'T GET A SEVENTH GLASS ON MY

然而，出於某種原因，我不能得到一個第七個玻璃在我的。

REDEYE TO SAN DIEGO, EVEN THOUGH I STILL HAVE AT LEAST FIVE MORE

REDEYE到聖地亞哥，儘管我還有五個以上的時間。

IF YOU'VE GOT A HANKERING FOR SOME PLANE WINE, YOU CAN GRAB A

如果你對飛機酒有興趣，你可以去買一瓶。

MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION PLAN THAT COSTS $99 PER MONTH.

每月訂閱計劃，費用為每月99美元。

AND I'M SURE THAT IS SOME TOP-NOTCH VINO.

我敢肯定，這是一些一流的VINO。

"MMM, MMMM, I'M GETTING NOTES OF ARMREST FOOT, NEGLECTED BABY

"MMM，MMM，我得到的筆記 ARMREST腳，NEGLECTED寶貝，

WITH A SOUPCON OF POORLY PRESSURIZED CABIN."

MY EARS ARE POPPING.■ç QUARANTINE-WHILE, A TORONTO

我的耳朵都快爆了.■ç QUARANTINE-WHILE, A TORONTO.

WOMAN WON A $60 MILLION LOTTERY AFTER SHE GOT THE WINNING

女子中了6000萬美元的彩票後，她中獎了。

4, 11, 13, 52, AND "I'M IN A BUMPER CAR WITH MY GYM TEACHER,

4，11，13，52，以及 "我和我的體育老師在一輛增壓車裡。

但是，喜歡，這是我的體育老師？

AND THEN A RACCOON WAS CHASING ME, AND THEN I WOKE UP."

然後一隻浣熊在追我，然後我就醒了。"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, "CHINESE SCIENTISTS MAY HAVE THE KEY TO

夸父--雖然，"中國科學家可能有鑰匙，以獲得

PLEASE SAY IT'S MINT CHIP ICE CREAM, BECAUSE I'VE PUT A LOT OF

請說這是薄荷薯片冰淇淋，因為我投入了大量的時間和精力

RESEARCH INTO MINT CHIP ICE■ç CREAM, LATELY.

研究MINT CHIP ICE■ç CREAM，最近。

APPARENTLY, THEY DID IT THROUGH GENE MANIPULATION.

顯然，他們是通過基因控制來實現的。

THE SCIENTISTS "INACTIVATED THE KAT-7 GENE IN THE LIVERS OF

科學家們 "激活了KAT-7基因的生命。

MICE," AND THAT "EXTENDED THEIR LIFESPAN FOR ABOUT 25%."

"老鼠"，"延長了他們的壽命約25％。"

"THE MICE SHOW OVERALL IMPROVED APPEARANCE AND GRIP STRENGTH."

"老鼠的外觀和抓地力都得到了全面提升"

THAT'S WHAT WE NEED: IMMORTAL MICE WHO CAN STRANGLE US!

這就是我們需要的。能掐死我們的不死老鼠！

QUARANTINE-WHILE, COCAINE-STUFFED SHIPMENTS OF

BANANAS ENDED UP AT CANADIAN GROCERY STORES DUE TO A DRUG

加拿大雜貨店因藥品而出現了巴拿斯。

IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE SOMEONE IS DEFINITELY GOING TO GET

這很有趣，因為有人肯定會得到。

WHAT HAPPENED WAS-- AND YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS-- YOUR COCAINE

發生了什麼... ... 你會喜歡這個...

AND I KNOW YOU'RE OUT, LIKE, 30 MIL, BUT YOU GOTTA ADMIT,

我知道你出了30英里，但你得承認，這是你的錢。

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY-- CAN I MAKE YA A SMOOTHIE-- AAAND I'M

這是非常有趣的... ... 我可以給你做一個冰沙... ...

QUARANTINE-WHILE, TIKTOK'S LATEST VIRAL TREND IS APPARENTLY

QUARANTINE-WHILE，TIKTOK最新的病毒趨勢顯然是。

WOMEN SECRETLY FILMING THEIR PARTNERS REACTING TO SOMETHING

女性祕密拍攝伴侶對某事的反應。

>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS, I GOT THE FAMOUS AMAZON LEGGINGS THAT ARE

>> 好了，夥計們，我得到了著名的亞馬遜緊身褲，是。

GOING AROUND ON TIKTOK, AND I'M GOING TO GET MY HUSBAND'S

在TIKTOK上走來走去，我將得到我丈夫的。

THEY ARE AS AMAZING AS EVERYBODY SAYS TO MAKE YOUR BUTT LOOK

他們是一個神奇的，因為每個人都說，讓你的臀部看起來。

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT?" ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW.

>> 你是什麼意思，"什麼？"裝作你不知道的樣子。

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