Name: 別讓這些司機借了你的車--Tosh.0 (Don’t Let These Drivers Borrow Your Car - Tosh.0)
Uploaded: 2021-01-28T01:35:50.000Z
Duration: 4 min 37 s

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I never really thought about him last year is having a great season, but he has a very good looking heat map here.

我從來沒有想過他去年是有一個偉大的賽季，但他有一個非常好看的熱圖在這裡。

A league average 32% of your run in five yards, and Miller is way higher than that.

聯盟平均32%的你跑在5碼內，而米勒比這高得多。

Did you have one column right at the league average?

你是不是有一欄就在聯盟平均水平？

If you want to know about him, a Camaro, a semi in a pickup.

如果你想知道他的情況，一輛Camaro，一輛皮卡里的半成品。

And this week's breakdown playing for the Bills were in Buffalo.

而本週為比爾打球的細目是在布法羅。

I know that because there's no place else that would spend a second talking bills.

我知道，因為沒有其他地方會花一秒鐘時間來討論賬單。

The driver in the Camaro was actually drunk, as I assumed he was when he bought a Camaro in 2015.

開Camaro的司機其實是喝醉了，因為我以為他在2015年買Camaro的時候是喝醉了。

Look at him blocking escalated an already dangerous situation.

看看他的阻攔，讓本來就很危險的局面升級了。

I have no idea what's on that semi, but if it's headed to Buffalo, I can promise you it's not carrying any decent quarterbacks.

我不知道那輛半掛車上裝的是什麼 但如果它要去布法羅，我可以向你保證 它不會載任何像樣的四分衛。

E wouldn't worry about nice ring tone, Gramps.

爺爺，我不會擔心好聽的鈴聲。

Let it go to voicemail, Mr Jacobs, Now is not the time for Mr Jacobs.

讓它轉到語音信箱，雅各布先生，現在不是雅各布先生的時候。

All right, It's about to get interesting If you're not.

好了，如果你不這樣做，就會變得很有趣了

Well, at least there's one less Camaro on the road.

好吧，至少路上少了一輛Camaro。

瑞奇，鮑比，搖一搖，烤一烤。

You guys notice how polite signaling that you're gonna change lanes toe one that doesn't exist.

你們注意到你們要換一條不存在的車道是多麼禮貌的信號。

Fitting that an accident just outside of buffalo veers wide.

恰好在水牛城外發生了一起意外事故。

Right, Everyone in this video is a huge pile of garbage.

對，這個視頻裡的每個人都是一大堆垃圾。

The drunk who's making the rest of us pay for his midlife crisis.

那個讓我們其他人為他的中年危機付出代價的醉鬼。

The pick up for dilly dallying in the fast lane.

The 18 wheeler for bringing its war with the Decepticons to Earth.

18輪車因為把它和霸天虎的戰爭帶到了地球。

But the real maniac here is the one listening to am sports radio.

但這裡真正的瘋子是聽AM體育廣播的人。

也許她知道一個非常好的捷徑。

I'd prefer if there was a spy cam in her bedroom Hub hub.

我更希望她的臥室裡有一個間諜攝像頭 Hub Hub。

Now let's see why teenagers should be allowed to get a license or a phone, but never both in this week's breakdown, check out this future Amtrak conductor.

現在讓我們看看為什麼青少年應該被允許獲得執照或手機，但絕對不能在本週的分解中同時獲得，看看這位未來的Amtrak列車長。

I am sure the paramedics will appreciate how moist.

我相信醫護人員一定會體會到有多溼潤。

Her lips look, yeah, candy necklace on the rear view mirror.

她的嘴脣看起來，是的，後視鏡上的糖果項鍊。

She's probably still high from last night's rave.

她可能還沒從昨晚的狂歡中恢復過來。

The right emoji is so hard to find, least her hands were at 10 and two on her phone.

正確的表情太難找了，至少她的手在手機上是10個，2個。

Can the boy who sent her a dick pic be charged with manslaughter?

那個給她發雞巴照片的男孩能被指控為過失殺人嗎？

You gotta set reminders on your phone to look up once in a while.

你得在手機上設置提醒，偶爾查一查。

Being a blonde teen should be enough to qualify for handicapped plates, my base right texting and driving without a seatbelt.

作為一個金髮碧眼的少年，應該有足夠的資格申請殘障車牌，我的基權發短信，開車不繫安全帶。

We have a winner be on your way to bang a girl.

我們有一個贏家... ...在你上一個女孩的路上。

If your parents buy you a car for your 16th birthday, it's because they want you to die.

如果你的父母在你16歲生日時給你買了一輛車，那是因為他們想讓你死心。

Now let's see why stuntman or just suicidal clowns without the makeup in this week's breakdown welcome you all to Greenville Pickens Speedway in South Carolina, where everyone is grieving for the Confederate flag in their own way.

現在讓我們來看看為什麼特技演員或只是自殺的小丑沒有化妝在本週的分解中歡迎大家來到南卡羅來納州的格林維爾皮肯斯賽道，每個人都在以自己的方式為聯邦國旗悲傷。

How else is he going to raise money for a step?

不然他怎麼籌錢走一步算一步？

Stop drop and roll over him with your jeep.

I'm told this also how Tom Brady destroyed his cell phone.

我聽說這也是湯姆-布雷迪毀掉手機的原因。

He went down, down, down, and got crushed under the tire.

他下去了，下去了，下去了，被壓在了輪胎下面。