I'm your man, Nathaniel.

我是你的人，納撒尼爾

And this is the weekly watch list.

而這是每週的觀察名單。

Yeah.

是啊。

Welcome back to the weekly watch list where we count down what to stream right now on Amazon Prime Video.

歡迎回到每週的觀看列表，在這裡我們細數一下現在亞馬遜Prime Video上的流媒體內容。

Now, I just want to start this episode off by saying thank you for all the amazing support you guys showed for Episode one.

現在，我只想在這一集開始時說，感謝你們對第一集的驚人支持。

But unfortunately, Amazon's recommendation algorithm is getting stronger and more sophisticated each and every day.

但不幸的是，亞馬遜的推薦算法每天都在變得越來越強大，越來越複雜。

Once it turned on, it can't be shut off.

一旦開啟，就無法關閉。

So in order for me to keep this job, please, I'm begging you guys, Go ahead and comment.

所以，為了讓我保住這份工作，請你們，我求求你們，去評論吧。

We stand a human king Nathaniel.

我們站在一個人類的國王納撒尼爾。

Now, this week, we're streaming vampire content.

現在，這個星期，我們正在流媒體吸血鬼的內容。

Vampires of the true undead I p with the first vampire movie Nosferatu coming out all the way back in 1922.

吸血鬼的真正亡靈我P與第一部吸血鬼電影諾斯費拉圖出來的所有方式早在1922年。

Vampires have come a long way, but check it out for yourself.

吸血鬼已經走過了很長的路，但是自己去看看吧。

With the best vampire content streaming right now on Amazon Prime video, First on our list is the sparkly white elephant in the room.

現在亞馬遜Prime視頻上有最好的吸血鬼內容流，我們的榜單上首先是閃閃發光的白色大象。

It's all five movies of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Cuadrilla Gee, that's right, I'm talking Twilight New Moon Eclipse Breaking Dawn part one Breaking Dawn.

這是斯蒂芬妮-梅耶的《暮光之城》Cuadrilla Gee的全部五部電影，沒錯，我說的是《暮光之城新月食破曉》第一部《破曉》。

Part two.

第二部分：

Waning gibbous.

嚶嚶嚶。

What of those aren't if you don't know by now, Twilight follows Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan, a newly arrived transplant in Forks, Washington, where she meets Edward Cullen, played by Robert Pattinson.

那些不是什麼如果你現在還不知道的話，《暮光之城》講述的是克里斯汀-斯圖爾特飾演的貝拉-斯旺，一個新到華盛頓州福克斯市的移植者，在那裡她遇到了羅伯特-帕丁森飾演的愛德華-卡倫。

Dreamy vampire boy at her high school.

夢幻般的吸血鬼男孩在她的高中。

But apparently nobody here is good enough for him like I care, you know.

但顯然這裡沒有人對他足夠好，就像我關心的那樣，你知道的。

So yeah, seriously like, don't waste your time.

所以啊，認真喜歡，不要浪費你的時間。

He wasn't planning on it.

他並不打算這樣做。

As the to fall in love, Bella finds herself drawn deeper and deeper into Edward's sexy, dangerous vampire world.

隨著愛情的降臨，貝拉發現自己被愛德華的性感、危險的吸血鬼世界吸引得越來越深。

You brought a snack?

你帶了零食？

No, no human girl is with us.

不，沒有人類女孩和我們在一起。

I think it best if you leave way have Taylor Lautner's Edwards romantic rival slash Hot Werewolf Boy from another school.

我認為最好的方式，如果你離開的方式有泰勒-勞特納的愛德華茲浪漫的對手斜線熱狼人男孩從另一所學校。

Jacob the Sam's trying to help the whole flame.

雅各布的山姆試圖幫助整個火焰。

But if you want somebody to blame people don't filthy bloodsuckers You love color and Anna Kendrick as Bella's fake friend, Jessica.

但是，如果你想有人責怪人們，不要骯髒的吸血者，你喜歡顏色和安娜-肯德里克作為貝拉的假朋友，傑西卡。

Hey, you're from Arizona, right?

嘿，你是亞利桑那州人，對吧？

Yeah.

是啊。

Aren't people from Arizona supposed to like really tan?

亞利桑那州的人不是應該喜歡晒黑的嗎？

Now that we're past peak, Twilight is a thing.

現在我們已經過了巔峰期，暮光之城是一個東西。

I think the movies were definitely worth revisiting.

我覺得這些電影絕對值得重溫。

I mean, vampire baseball, where do I sign up?

我是說，吸血鬼棒球，我在哪裡報名？

But if I had to bring up one detail that really took me out of the movie.

但是，如果我不得不提出一個細節，真正讓我離開電影。

Everyone's way to ripped.

每個人的方式來撕裂。

These guys were like 1000 years old, and they never skipped a leg day.

這些傢伙就像1000歲的老人，他們從來沒有跳過一天的腿。

I think I speak for everyone when I say it's time for Hollywood to give us the representation we deserve.

我想我代表大家說，當我說是時候讓好萊塢給我們應有的代表了。

Dumpy dad bod Vampires Coming in at Number two, We have Neil Jordan's adaptation of Anne Rice's novel, the 1994 Gothic horror movie Interview With the Vampire.

胖爸爸的身體 吸血鬼來了 在第二，我們有尼爾-喬丹的改編 安妮-賴斯的小說， 1994年哥特式恐怖電影採訪與吸血鬼。

Available to rent or buy on prime video, The film follows Brad Pitt as Louis, a vampire from 18th century New Orleans, giving a wide ranging interview about his life story to journalists.

該片可在黃金視頻上租賃或購買，影片講述了布拉德-皮特飾演的路易斯，是一個來自18世紀新奧爾良的吸血鬼，對記者進行了廣泛的採訪，講述了他的人生故事。

Christians later.

基督徒後來。

So what do you do?

那你是怎麼做的？

I'm a vampire, Louis describes his transformation at the hands of vampire Tom Cruise will get used to kill it.

我是一個吸血鬼，路易斯描述了他在吸血鬼湯姆-克魯斯手中的轉變將習慣於殺死它。

Just forget about that mortal coil turning 10 year old Kirsten Dunce into a vampire for company.

就忘了那個凡人的線圈把10歲的Kirsten Dunce變成吸血鬼做伴。

That's enough.

這就夠了。

Show you you must stop before the heart stops.

告訴你必須在心停止之前停止。

I want some more.

我還想再來點。

Well, I know, meeting vampire Antonio Banderas.

嗯，我知道，遇到吸血鬼安東尼奧・班德拉斯。

They had for gotten the first lesson that we must be powerful, beautiful and without regret and other experiences that have made Louis a hot, immortal, sad boy, I thought, Falls of things I've done couldn't do along for one second piece.

他們為得到了第一課，我們必須是強大的，美麗的，沒有遺憾和其他的經驗，使路易斯是一個熱的，不朽的，悲傷的男孩，我想，瀑布的事情，我已經做了不能做沿一秒件。

So sad but so hot.

如此悲傷，卻又如此火熱。

The film features great performances from Kirsten Dunst's as a creepy decades old vampire trapped in the UN aging body of a 10 year old girl.

影片中，克爾斯滕-鄧斯特飾演的一個令人毛骨悚然的幾十年前的吸血鬼，被困在一個10歲女孩的聯合國衰老的身體裡，表現出色。

Which one of you made me the way I am?

是你們誰讓我變成這樣的？

What you are of Empire Gone Insane pollutes its own bed.

你是什麼帝國亂世汙染了自己的床。

Tom Cruise is the world's fanciest vampire Lestat, giving a really solid, unhinged nineties cruise performance.

湯姆-克魯斯是世界上最狂熱的吸血鬼萊斯塔特，他的表演非常紮實，九十年代的巡航表演，毫無生氣。

It's your coffin, my love.

這是你的棺材，我的愛。

Enjoy it.

好好享受吧

Most of us never get to know what it feels like.

我們中的大多數人永遠不會知道那是什麼感覺。

What do you do this?

你是做什麼的？

I'd like to do it.

我想這樣做。

I enjoy it.

我喜歡它。

Take your rest seats.

坐下來休息吧

Taste pure things.

品嚐純潔的事物。

Kill them, scruffy, if you will.

殺了他們，邋遢的，如果你願意。

But do it for Do not doubt you are a killer, Louis.

但這樣做是為了... ...不要懷疑你是個殺手，路易斯。

Also, can we talk about how expensive movies used to be?

另外，我們可以談談以前的電影有多貴嗎？

I mean, look at all the stuff they built for old New Orleans.

我的意思是，看看所有的東西 他們為老新奧爾良建立。

Just the cravat budget alone must have been staggering.

僅僅是圍巾的預算就一定是驚人的。

If interview with the vampire is being adapted now, it would cost nothing, and it would be called podcast with the vampire?

如果現在改編《吸血鬼的採訪》，那就不用花錢了，就叫《吸血鬼的播客》？

Yeah.

是啊。

Do you still What does what?

你還在做什麼？

Have you tasted it?

你嘗過嗎？

Enough?

夠了嗎？

Damn nineties.

該死的九十年代。

Tom Cruise taking a big old bite out of nineties Brad Pitt.

湯姆-克魯斯把九十年代的布拉德-皮特給咬了一大口。

Yes, please.

是的，請。

E think Brad Pitt actually starts to enjoy it like halfway through before he gets blue necked brb gonna go bang out some vampire Tom Cruise, Ex Brad Pitt.

我覺得布拉德皮特實際上開始享受它 像一半通過之前，他得到藍色的脖子brb要去敲出一些吸血鬼湯姆克魯斯，前布拉德皮特。

Au fanfic coming in at number three.

奧迷小說排在第三位。

Check out the action packed vampires versus werewolf.

看看吸血鬼與狼人的動作戲吧。

Siri's underworld underworld stars.

Siri的黑社會底層明星。

Kate Beckinsale is Selene, a vampire death dealer in the middle of a secret, centuries long war between vampires and werewolves, which this movie calls likens world.

凱特-貝金賽爾飾演的賽琳娜是一個吸血鬼死亡販子，身處吸血鬼和狼人之間長達幾個世紀的祕密戰爭之中，本片稱之為同類世界。

No.

不知道

When Selene begins to fall in love with a human that's been bitten Scott Speed Hman, she decides to go against her plan to protect him from both the vampires and werewolves.

當賽琳娜開始愛上一個被咬傷的人類斯科特-速赫曼時，她決定違背自己的計劃，保護他免受吸血鬼和狼人的傷害。

Get down, come from and uncover the truth behind the ancient vampire werewolf conflict.

下來，從，揭開古代吸血鬼狼人衝突背後的真相。

Yeah, Okay.

是啊，好吧。

There are times is a filmmaker.

有的時候是一個電影人。

When you have a vision that's so clear that it's 100% transmitted to the audience watching this movie, I could tell that the vision was clearly the Matrix plus vampires.

當你有一個清晰到百分百傳遞給看這部電影的觀眾的願景時，我可以告訴你，這個願景顯然是黑客帝國加吸血鬼。

Yeah.

是啊。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Yeah.

是啊。

Are these the slowest werewolves ever didn't even make it to the end of the hallway.

難道這些最慢的狼人連走廊的盡頭都沒走到。

She should have just taken the elevator with that guy.

她應該和那個人一起坐電梯的。

If I'm being honest coming in at number four, we have the show that launched 1000 CW Siri's I'm Talking About Buffy the Fricking Vampire Slayer.

如果我老實說，排在第四位的是，我們有一個節目，推出了1000個CW Siri的《我在說吸血鬼獵人巴菲》。

Buffy the Vampire Slayer star Sarah Michelle Gellar is Buffy Summers, a nineties high school girl just trying to fit in Buffy.

吸血鬼獵人巴菲》的主演莎拉-米歇爾-蓋拉飾演的是巴菲-薩默斯，一個九十年代的高中女生，只想融入巴菲。

Maintaining a normal social life is a slayer.

保持正常的社會生活是一個殺手鐗。

It is problematic at best.

這最多是個問題。

This is the nineties, the 19 nineties.

這就是九十年代，九十年代的十九大。

In point of fact, I can do both.

事實上，我兩樣都能做。

Except she's also this generation's chosen slayer, which means she basically has superpowers and has to cut class to fight the vampires, demons and other forces of darkness that threaten humanity.

只不過她也是這一代被選中的殺手，這就意味著她基本擁有超能力，必須要切階對抗威脅人類的吸血鬼、惡魔和其他黑暗勢力。

E Oh, you killed my Date show has a really great ensemble caps, including high school classmates Willow and Xander.

E哦，你殺了我的Date秀有一個非常棒的合體帽，包括高中同學Willow和Xander。

Bad vampires turned good guys, Angel and Spike on Buffy's watcher, Giles, a British guy that poses as the school librarian and tells Buffy and her friends what to do monsters.

壞吸血鬼變成了好人，安吉爾和斯派克對水仙的監視者，吉爾斯，一個冒充學校圖書管理員的英國人，告訴水仙和她的朋友們該怎麼做怪物。

Air used Maura's metaphors for universal teen problems like parental pressure, dating, living up to others expectations, except in this world.

空氣用Maura的隱喻來形容普遍性的青少年問題，比如父母的壓力、約會、不辜負別人的期望，除了在這個世界。

Teens can punch their problems in the face.

青少年可以打自己的問題的臉。

Take that back knee, take that mile run.

帶著後背的膝蓋，帶著那一英里跑。

But in all seriousness, this show is basically the Sopranos of high school vampire shows.

不過說真的，這部劇基本上就是高中吸血鬼劇中的Sopranos。

A strongly recommended to everybody.

強烈推薦給大家。

Good.

很好啊

Ted, I may be dead, but I'm still pretty.

特德，我可能已經死了，但我還是很漂亮。

It's just more than I can save for you.

只是我無法為你保存更多的東西。

You were destined to die.

你是註定要死的。

It was written.

這是寫的。

What can I say?

我能說什麼呢？

I flunked through it.

我考了個不及格。

Oh, where your giants now?

哦，你的巨人現在在哪裡？

Yeah, you laugh when my hell is on Earth.

是啊，我的地獄在人間的時候，你就笑了。

You're that amped about hell.

你對地獄有那麼大的興趣。

Go there.

去那裡。

Oh, right.

哦，對了。

I may be dead, but I'm still pretty, which is more than I can say for you The meanness of a teen girl is actually the most powerful weapon in the universe.

我可能已經死了，但我還是很美，這比我能為你說的更多 少女的刻薄其實是宇宙中最強大的武器。

Now, astute viewers might notice this quick insert shot in the world of screen writing.

現在，精明的觀眾可能會注意到這個快速插播鏡頭，在螢幕寫作的世界裡。

This is known as Chekhov's conveniently placed pointy would thing.

這被稱為契訶夫的方便之門尖將事情。

The idea that it conveniently placed pointy wooden thing in the first act, we'll have a vampire inevitably fall to his death on it by the third act.

它在第一幕就方便地放置了尖尖的木頭東西，到第三幕我們就會有一個吸血鬼不可避免地摔死在上面。

Coming in at number five is Tom Holland, 1985 Film Fright Night.

排在第五位的是1985年電影《驚魂夜》的湯姆-霍蘭。

Ah, horror comedy that begs the question.

啊，恐怖喜劇，引出了一個問題。

Where boomers, the real vampires all along Fright Night follows teenage horror lover Charley Brewster, who becomes convinced that his next door neighbor, Jerry, is a vampire, mostly because Jerry keeps doing sketchy stuff right in front of his wide open windows.

凡是潮人，真正的吸血鬼都會沿著《驚魂夜》講述十幾歲的恐怖情人查理-布魯斯特（Charley Brewster），他確信他的隔壁鄰居傑瑞是個吸血鬼，主要是因為傑瑞一直在他大開的窗戶前做著簡陋的事情。

When Charlie confronts Jerry about being a vampire, Jerry threatens to seduce Charlie's girlfriend and his mom, right?

當查理質問傑瑞是吸血鬼的時候，傑瑞威脅要勾引查理的女朋友和他的媽媽，對吧？

I'd never come over without being invited first.

沒有人先邀請，我是不會過來的。

Of course, now that I've been made welcome, I'll probably drop by quite a bit.

當然，既然已經歡迎我了，我可能會經常來。

In fact, any time I feel like it brutal, Charlie has no choice but to hire TV horror presenters slash vampire expert Peter Vincent.

事實上，任何時候，我覺得它的殘酷，查理別無選擇，但聘請電視恐怖主持人斜線吸血鬼專家彼得-文森特。

But Mr Vincent, you have to believe me.

但是文森特先生，你必須相信我。

I'm telling the truth.

我說的是實話。

Coin.

幣。

You just said You believe in vampires.

你剛才說你相信有吸血鬼。

I on the to set off to try and kill the vampire before he transforms everyone Charlie knows into a monster.

在吸血鬼把查理認識的人都變成怪物之前，我就開始嘗試殺死他。

This movie uses vampires as a metaphor for male anxiety over sexual inadequacy, which is obviously something that I could never relate to and I've never heard of.

這部電影用吸血鬼來隱喻男性對性不足的焦慮，這顯然是我永遠無法體會的，我也從來沒有聽說過。

I really love how cartoonishly violent it is.

我真的很喜歡這種卡通式的暴力。

The special effects are all eighties gross out practical stuff, and they actually use some effects from Ghostbusters that were deemed too gruesome for that movie.

特效都是八十年代噁心實用的東西，他們居然用了《捉鬼敢死隊》中的一些特效，因為那部電影認為太可怕了。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Oh, right.

哦，對了。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

On there you have it, guys.

在那裡，你有它，夥計們。

Five of the best vampire movies to stream right now on Amazon Prime Video.

五部最好的吸血鬼電影，現在就可以在亞馬遜Prime Video上播放。

Keep it spooky.

保持詭異。

And let me know what you want to see next in the comments or tell me how much of an idiot I am for leaving out your favorite vampire movie.

讓我知道你接下來想看什麼，在評論裡，或者告訴我，我是多麼的白痴，因為我漏掉了你最喜歡的吸血鬼電影。

I could take it until next time.

我可以把它帶到下一次。

Don't blink.

不要眨眼。

Always be streaming.

永遠是流。