in that I, as I said,

在這一點上，我，如我所說。

I got the job, but I didn't expect to

我得到了這份工作，但我沒想到的是

because I thought it was going to be such a massive show.

因為我認為這將是這樣一個巨大的演出。

And then, you know, David wanted to be a very nice actor

然後，你知道，大衛想成為一個很好的演員。

and not cause any trouble.

而不引起任何麻煩。

So they said, we're going to put you in heels

所以他們說，我們要讓你穿上高跟鞋。

because you're tiny and I went, yeah, yeah, yes.

因為你是微小的，我去，是啊，是啊，是的。

Everything yes. I'll do anything you want me to do.

一切都是你讓我做什麼我就做什麼。

And then the first day on set, the heels paired

然後第一天在片場，高跟鞋的搭配。

with the corset was a pretty bad combination for me

與胸衣是一個相當糟糕的組合對我來說。

in that I fell over three times on my first day.

因為我第一天就摔了三次。

Yeah.

是啊。

Fully landed in the grass.

完全降落在草地上。

Then the last time I was carrying a parasol,

那麼上一次我是帶著傘的。

which became a deadly weapon.

變成了一種致命的武器。

So I fell forward speaking to Claudia Jessie

所以我就主動跟克勞迪婭-傑西說話了。

who plays Eloise

飾演Eloise的人

full on stabbed her in the hand with a parasol

全力以赴地用傘刺傷她的手。

and she started bleeding.

她開始流血。

Oh my god!

哦，我的上帝！

Oh man, yeah, occasionally I play a woman.

哦，夥計，是的，偶爾我也會玩女人。

I've had to wear heels and then I can't walk for a week,

我不得不穿上高跟鞋，然後一個星期都不能走路。

so I get it.

所以我明白了。

But I'm actually going to show you guys some photos.

但其實我是要給你們看一些照片的。

And I'm going to need you to tell me

而我需要你來告訴我

what's going on with these photos.

這些照片是怎麼回事。

OK?

好嗎？

So like this one.

所以喜歡這個。

Look at that! Golda. Come on now.

你看！高達來吧！

This is actually what London looked like

這其實是倫敦的樣子

after her special came out.

在她的特輯出來後。

Stop talking!

別說話了！

It was! It was a great time.

是的！這是一個偉大的時間。

In her apartment.

在她的公寓裡。

Yeah. This is one of the lighter wigs I would say.

是啊，這是我認為比較輕的假髮之一。這是我想說的比較輕的假髮之一。

Yeah. Wow.

是啊。是啊。 哇。

This is what you work out in on the show, right?

這是你在節目中鍛煉出來的吧？

Yes. 6 o'clock the trainer comes in

是的，六點鐘的時候，教練就會來了

and I'm dressed like that.

而我就穿成這樣。

You have that whoever smelt it dealt it face.

你有那個誰聞到它的味道就給它面子。

Whatever that is.

不管那是什麼

How did you like, how did you pee in this thing?

你喜歡嗎，你怎麼會在這個東西里撒尿？

I wore Spanx once and

我穿了一次Spanx，

it was game over.

它是遊戲結束。

It was game over!

遊戲結束了！

Peeing is quite difficult.

小便相當困難。

Yes.

是的，我知道

There's a panisol underneath there,

下面有一個panisol。

a pannier underneath there.

下面有一個pannier。

There's a skirt and then another skirt.

有一條裙子，然後又有一條裙子。

And then the jacket with the corset.

然後是外套與胸衣。

I'm corseted up twice.

我被裝了兩次。

So, yeah, it takes about half an hour to go to the toilet.

所以，是的，上廁所需要半個小時。

First of all,

首先是：

it looks like they have to carry you in each scene

好像每場戲都要揹著你走一樣

and just put you somewhere.

而只是把你放在某個地方。

Just place you down and go, please don't need to pee.

只要把你放下來就可以了，請不要尿尿。

Let's just get these shots out.

讓我們把這些鏡頭拿出來。

Ah now, Nicola, I don't know.

啊，尼古拉，我不知道。

I'm very impressed that you're able to sit like this.

你能這樣坐著，我很佩服。

It takes me days to get up.

我花了好幾天時間才起來。

Well, I could get down on the floor,

好吧，我可以趴在地上。

but someone had to retrieve me from the floor.

但有人不得不把我從地上撿回來。

I'm not saying I could get up.

我不是說我能站起來。

I am curious, can I find this dress at Kohl's?

我很好奇，我可以在Kohl's找到這件衣服嗎？

Yes, absolutely, as two for one.

是的，絕對的，就像二比一一樣。

So yeah, you'll get something else really nice to go with it.

所以是的，你會得到其他的東西真的很好的去。

All right. Next photo.

好吧，下一張照片。下一張照片。

My dog looks just like that Pomeranian, by the way.

對了，我的狗看起來就像那隻博美犬。

He was up for that part.

他是為這個角色而來。

It looks like you've got the cast of Hamilton under there.

看起來你把《漢密爾頓》的演員都找來了。

They're doing the whole stage play when you lift it up.

當你把它抬起來的時候，他們在做整個舞臺劇。

Hello!

你好！

Wow.

哇哦

Did the throne come with the dress?

王座是和衣服一起的嗎？

Were they attached?

他們是連在一起的嗎？

They could have been if the pannier was still on, yes.

他們可能是如果pannier還在，是的。

I tell you, though,

我告訴你，雖然。

If someone had made me wear a dress like this back then,

如果當時有人讓我穿這樣的衣服。

I would have beheaded everyone.

我會把所有人都斬首。

Yeah I don't know how they did it.

是啊，我不知道他們是怎麼做到的。

I don't know how those chicks did it.

我不知道那些小雞是怎麼做到的。

You're amazing. You're amazing!

你真了不起你太厲害了！

Next photo. Were you guys

下一張照片。是你們

really annoyed that you had to be in hair and makeup

真的很惱火，你必須在髮型和化妝。

for probably hours

數小時

and then the guy behind you just had to put on a top hat?

然後你身後的人就不得不戴上一頂帽子？

You know, pretty much.

你知道的，相當多。

Yeah. Yeah.

是啊，是啊。對，對

My hair and make up took about two,

我的頭髮和化妝花了大約兩個。

I think over two hours.

我想超過兩個小時。

Wow!

哇！

To do.

要做。

What was the dry cleaning bill for this show, like

這個節目的乾洗費是多少？

five hundred million?

五億？

Maybe, I don't know!

也許，我不知道！

Keeping up with the Karens.

跟上Karens的腳步。

Yeah.

是啊。

This picture says we would all like a word with your manager.

這張圖說，我們都想和你的經理談談。

All right. I have one last photo I'd like to show you.

好吧，我還有最後一張照片想給你們看。我有最後一張照片，我想告訴你。

That's me. That's me you guys.

這就是我。這就是我，你們。

Yep. That was back when I was straight

是的，那是在我還是直男的時候那是在我還是直男的時候

and I was promised to my brother.

並將我許配給我的哥哥。

That looks amazing.

這看起來很神奇。

The only thing that still fits are the gloves.

唯一還算合適的是手套。

You truly were the diamond of the season, darling.

你真的是本季的鑽石，親愛的。

Yeah, that's right, Nicola.

是的，沒錯，尼古拉。

Ok, Golda and Nicola.

好吧，戈爾達和尼古拉