Name: 三大催淚高手--Tosh.0 (Top 3 Tearjerkers - Tosh.0)
Uploaded: 2021-01-27T22:05:52.000Z
Duration: 5 min 16 s

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I know teen girls real well, (audience laughs)

我很瞭解十幾歲的女孩，（觀眾笑）。

whatever this girl's upset about is dumb.

無論這個女孩的心煩意亂是愚蠢的。

There's a whole lotta shitty life ahead of ya.

有一大堆低劣的生活在你面前。

As a fellow millennial, I know what you're going through.

作為一個千禧年的同胞，我知道你在經歷什麼。

- [Audience] I am a beautiful, confident girl.

- [觀眾]我是一個美麗、自信的女孩。

- [Audience] This is something to be celebrated.

- Lonnie, who is he, and why do we care about him?

- 朗尼，他是誰，我們為什麼要關心他？

Now people call it the battle cry, the warrior cry,

現在人們把它叫做戰鬥的號角，戰士的號角。

- Can you feel your ovaries throbbing, ladies?

- 女士們，你們能感覺到自己的卵巢在跳動嗎？

- Now the battle cry, if you can replicate it,

- 現在的戰報，如果你能複製的話。

You make a high pitched noise and then you,

- 朗尼七年前就發過這個帖子。

and I've been working on replicating the noise

我一直在研究如何複製這種噪音

and tonight I'm finally ready to make my video response.

今晚我終於準備好做我的視頻迴應。

- So you can see this activity is sliding off to the east.

- 所以你可以看到這個活動是向東邊滑去的。

We do expect to see some very heavy rain at times,

我們預計有時會看到一些非常大的雨。

- 哦，我們得到了一個悲傷的前線移動'在。

- For Schuylkill County, and that is gonna be until 5:30

- Schuylkill縣，這是要去到5: 30。

- Chance of precipitation from her eyeballs

- I'll tell you what we're gonna do here.

- 我會告訴你我們要在這裡做什麼。

這是阿曼達最後一個四點鐘的新聞節目。

- It's healthy to be in touch with your emotions.

Don't bottle up your feelings, even at work.

不要把自己的感情裝在瓶子裡，即使是在工作中。

Hell, it's okay to laugh at someone crying.

- [Camera Woman] This is a gift that's been hiding

- [Camera Woman] What does that say, babe?

- [女攝影師]那是什麼意思，寶貝？

- You know there's pee on that thing, right?

- 你知道那東西上有尿，對吧？

- Is he sad he didn't get an Apple watch?

- 他沒買到Apple watch是不是很傷心？

Now, this has got to be the most adorable crying video

現在，這已經得到了最可愛的哭泣視頻

你是否對幼兒園前的工作感到興奮？