I'm not gonna do anything weird to make myself 15.

我不會做任何奇怪的事情讓自己變成15歲。

So here I am on 15.

所以我在這裡15。

Constitution is a living document.

憲法是一份活的文件。

It is a warm, steamy document.

這是一份溫情脈脈的文件。

It is hot and sweaty.

天氣炎熱，汗流浹背。

Our bodies had just been left out of this document from the beginning.

我們的身體只是從一開始就被排除在這份文件之外。

They were just like we don't We don't know.

他們只是喜歡我們不 我們不知道。

What you're doing is going about it.

你要做的就是去做。

Constitution acknowledges that who we are now might not be who we will become.

《憲法》承認，我們現在的身份可能不是我們將來的身份。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Whenever I get to this part, I have this desire to protect my 15 year old self.

每到這個環節，我就有一種保護15歲的自己的慾望。

E didn't tell anyone.

E沒有告訴任何人。

I have no idea why.

我不知道為什麼。

My friend Renee and I wanted to be on birth control just in case, just in case we were in a hot tub and then the sperm swim up and attacked us.

我的朋友Renee和我想採取避孕措施，以防萬一，以防我們在熱水浴缸裡，然後精子游上來攻擊我們。

Or, you know, in case of a real attack, there will not be a woman on the Supreme Court until 1981.

或者，你知道，萬一真的發生攻擊，最高法院裡不會有女人，直到1981年。

There are nine men deciding the fate of birth control, four of whom were cheating on their wives.

決定計生命運的有9個男人，其中4個是出軌的。

Because of this constitution that I can stand up here today and insist on a better future for our country.

因為有了這部憲法，我今天才能站在這裡，堅持為我們的國家創造更美好的未來。

I'm not with young women who are doing these contests today.

我和今天做這些比賽的年輕女性不在一起。

I am one of this generation's founding daughters telling you I want a document that takes action on climate change, nothing with our old crystal constitutions and build our way.

我是這一代的開國女兒之一，告訴你，我想要一份對氣候變化採取行動的文件，與我們的舊水晶憲法無關，建立我們的方式。

I feel so excited by young people lately.

我覺得最近的年輕人很興奮。

I really dio I feel like you all are shining light backwards into the darkness so I can follow you into the future together My face is fucking hurts from smiling like that.

我真的dio我覺得你們都是在黑暗中倒照，這樣我就可以跟著你們一起走向未來我的臉都他媽笑疼了。

Women are funny.

女人很有趣。

Your wife must have a sense of humor.

你老婆一定很有幽默感。

She's seen you naked.

她看過你的裸體。

Uh, I don't like you.

呃，我不喜歡你。

Come back.

回來吧

Do I call you or do I just commit a crime?

我是給你打電話，還是直接犯罪？

Probably committing a crime would get me to Ukraine.

可能犯罪會讓我去烏克蘭。

This is me and my most invited.

這是我和我最邀請。

Thank you and good night.

謝謝你，晚安。