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  • Life's a bag of dicks.

    生活是一袋迪克斯。

  • It's been half the time looking for someone to share it with the other half trying to escape them.

    一直以來,一半時間在找人分享,另一半時間想逃避他們。

  • If this is the new intern, Melody Melody Eve, how you've Oh God, look at that!

    如果這是新來的實習生,Melody Melody Eve,你怎麼會哦,天啊,你看那!

  • Did you dress yourself very nice, Pumpkin?

    你把自己打扮得很好看嗎,南瓜?

  • She looks like she's been kidnapped by a murderer and dressed in his mother's clothes.

    她看起來像被凶手綁架,穿著他母親的衣服。

  • No offense.

    無意冒犯。

  • How's your porn talk?

    你的色情談話怎麼樣?

  • Porn talk?

    色情談話?

  • Sex Tape 101.

    性愛錄像帶101。

  • There's nothing worse than seeing a woman with dead eyes of a sharp mumbling her way through it like it's homework naming no names.

    沒有什麼比看到一個女人用犀利的死眼神喃喃自語更糟糕的了,就像做作業一樣不點名。

  • Paris Hilton.

    帕麗斯-希爾頓

  • So plenty of Oh yeah, that's it.

    所以,大量的哦,是的,就是這樣。

  • That's it.

    就這樣吧

  • That kind of thing.

    這種事情。

  • Plenty of squeaks and squeals.

    大量的吱吱喳喳的聲音。

  • Always good.

    總是好的。

  • A little bit of a tremble.

    有點顫抖。

  • Just have fun with it.

    只要玩得開心就好。

  • Be creative.

    要有創意。

  • Oh, if I don't actually drink tequila Do you mind getting me something else?

    哦,如果我不喝龍舌蘭酒 你介意給我拿點別的嗎?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • No.

    不知道

  • Yeah, Yeah.

    是啊,是啊。

  • Go.

    去吧

  • Bomb!

    炸彈!

  • Yoga bomb It is.

    瑜伽炸彈它是。

  • Don't get that.

    不明白這一點。

  • Since when do you not like tequila?

    你什麼時候開始不喜歡龍舌蘭了?

  • I'm nagging him all part of the Strat.

    我跟他嘮叨的都是Strat的一部分。

  • This is fun.

    這很有趣。

  • Adorable restaurant, Right?

    可愛的餐廳,對吧?

  • Once you've done that, I want to go through these for me.

    一旦你做了,我想通過這些為我。

  • What's this?

    這是什麼?

  • Tinder.

    火柴人。

  • You're not familiar?

    你不熟悉?

  • with it.

    與它。

  • No, I know what tinder is.

    不,我知道火柴是什麼。

  • Great.

    厲害

  • Go through.

    通過。

  • So yes, to all the attractive ones.

    所以是的,對所有有吸引力的。

  • But remember, you're matching with me.

    但記住,你要和我配合。

  • Not use the standards high.

    不使用標準高。

  • Be picky.

    要挑剔。

  • Nines and tens working professionals know beers.

    九、十工作專業人員懂啤酒。

  • No glasses, no tiger selfies.

    不戴眼鏡,不拍老虎自拍。

  • If any of the message you, then you could discuss dinner.

    如果有任何一個人給你留言,那麼你們可以討論晚餐。

  • Once they suggest a restaurant, Google it.

    一旦他們推薦了一家餐廳,谷歌。

  • Look at the menu.

    看看菜單。

  • If you could buy a bottle of wine for less than 30 quid, then tell them it's a no keep Tuesday evenings, for is, that's what I do.

    如果你能用不到30英鎊買一瓶酒,那就告訴他們,週二晚上不能喝酒,因為我就是這麼做的。

  • Kundalini.

    昆達利尼。

  • Jennifer Aniston had a nose job to fix her Sinus issues.

    詹妮弗-安妮斯頓做了隆鼻手術來解決她的鼻竇問題。

  • There was a girl at my school with similar Sinus issues.

    我學校有個女生也有類似的鼻竇炎問題。

  • She's got a lovely little button Sinuses.

    她有一個可愛的小按鈕竇娥。

  • Now, Robert, I think this one's broken.

    現在,羅伯特,我想這個壞了。

  • Where do we get a new one?

    我們在哪裡可以得到一個新的?

  • Oh, my goodness.

    哦,我的天啊

  • I still need that list.

    我還需要那個名單。

  • Melody.

    旋律

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Oh, my goodness.

    哦,我的天啊

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • Cool.

    爽啊

  • No problem.

    沒問題。

  • That is cool.

    這是酷。

  • Mhm.

  • Bless.

    祝福。

  • My coffee comes back.

    我的咖啡回來了。

  • Hold again.

    再等一下

  • I'm just gonna threaten her face.

    我只是要威脅她的臉。

  • Right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • We're in here.

    我們在這裡。

  • How you doing?

    你好嗎?

  • You know, mhm.

    你知道,嗯。

  • Mhm.

  • Oh, Tom, Kiss.

    哦,湯姆,吻。

  • Anyone knows.

    有人知道嗎?

  • Oh, no, It's just a guy from and it's not.

    哦,不,這只是一個人從,它不是。

  • He was offering to be my sponsor, but he waas God, I love damage, man.

    他提出要做我的擔保人,但他是上帝,我喜歡傷害,夥計。

  • Is he cute?

    他可愛嗎?

  • Hadn't really thought about it.

    還真沒想過這個問題。

  • Yeah, whatever.

    是啊,隨便你。

  • Well, enjoy sponsoring his brains out.

    好吧,享受贊助他的大腦。

  • Maybe I should set up the two of you.

    也許我應該撮合你們兩個。

  • Last time I went on a blind date.

    上次我去相親。

  • Ends up climbing out of a window at sexy Fish.

    最後爬出窗外,在性感魚。

  • Seriously, His heart, His heart knows.

    說真的,他的心,他的心知道。

  • He thought you thought about Shut up.

    他以為你在想閉嘴

  • You wanna fucking with my vagina?

    你想搞我的陰道嗎?

  • Is that a dead give?

    這算不算是死心塌地的付出?

  • You need me to have sex with him so that you don't have to.

    你需要我和他做愛,這樣你就不必這樣做了。

  • You just have to ask to see you.

    你只要要求見你。

  • Oh, my God.

    哦,我的上帝。

  • You guys were so cute.

    你們太可愛了。

  • You ever call me cute again?

    你還會叫我可愛嗎?

  • I will punch you so hard in the vagina, I'll turn you into a glove puppet.

    我要狠狠地打你的陰道,我要把你變成一個手套木偶。

  • I t boy cannot keep away.

    我的孩子不能保持遠離。

  • Probably set up a web.

    可能是建立了一個網絡。

  • Karen, Toilets even watch you while you We've probably watching us right now cracking one out on their laptops in this station.

    凱倫,廁所甚至看著你,而你 我們可能看著我們現在破解一個出他們的筆記本電腦在這個站。

  • Recovered.

    恢復了。

  • Here you go, boys.

    在這裡,你去,男孩。

  • If you want me to like you, it helps if you laugh at my jokes.

    如果你想讓我喜歡你,那你就得笑我的笑話。

  • Women are funny.

    女人很有趣。

  • Your wife must have a sense of humor.

    你老婆一定很有幽默感。

  • She's seen you naked.

    她看過你的裸體。

  • Uh, I don't like you.

    呃,我不喜歡你。

  • Come back.

    回來吧

  • Do I call you or do I just commit a crime?

    我是給你打電話,還是直接犯罪?

  • Probably committing a crime would get me to Ukraine.

    可能犯罪會讓我去烏克蘭。

  • This is me and my most inviting Thank you and good night.

    這是我和我最誠摯的邀請,謝謝你,晚安。

Life's a bag of dicks.

生活是一袋迪克斯。

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