So I picked with my heart already be, You know, it's good thought.

所以我已經用心挑選了，你知道，這是好的想法。

Just picked a ringer.

只是選了一個響噹噹的。

Well, I want the w So, Rachel, this is my fucking middle school p e nightmare.

好吧，我想要的是... ...所以，瑞秋，這是我他媽的中學時代的噩夢。

So I'm double the amount of girl, and somehow that's not feminist.

所以我是女孩的兩倍，不知為何這不是女權主義。

It's ridiculous.

太荒唐了

Hello.

你好啊

That sounds really unappealing.

這聽起來真的很不吸引人。

And I'm exhausted.

而且我很疲憊。

Blood.

血液。

See, this is why I don't get tight with girls.

看吧，這就是為什麼我不和女孩們緊緊相擁的原因。

Why?

為什麼？

What?

什麼？

I don't even know what's going on.

我甚至不知道發生了什麼事。

What, like 37 condoms on your birth control pills, Planned Parenthood poster child over here and do my best happening somewhere.

什麼，像37個保險套在你的避孕藥，計劃生育的海報孩子在這裡，做我最好的發生某事。

But notice?

但注意到了嗎？

Yeah, e fuck a lot of guys because I find it extremely fun.

是的，我和很多人上床，因為我覺得這非常有趣。

And because I'm not delusional about it.

因為我沒有妄想。

Like, if I was gonna go to pound town with some 30 year old, it's because I know he hasn't.

就像，如果我要去磅鎮 一些30歲的， 這是因為我知道他沒有。

That is pretty nature.

這是漂亮的自然。

Back off.

退後

Okay, I feel like you can say typical about someone that you've known for a day and like a really a typical situation.

好吧，我覺得你可以說典型的人，你已經知道一天，像一個真正的典型情況。

I'm not fucking crazy.

我沒有他媽的瘋了。

No screaming.

沒有尖叫。

That did not help my kids.

這對我的孩子沒有任何幫助。

Misery.

痛苦。

Martha, That's that's what love is.

瑪莎，這就是愛。

Misery.

痛苦。

Doubt in a shit ton of self loathing.

懷疑在一坨自我厭惡。

If you're wondering if I'm worried about Tony, just don't, okay?

如果你想知道我是否擔心託尼，就別想了，好嗎？

She's not my business anymore.

她已經不關我的事了。

That way pointing fingers.

這樣指指點點。

This wasn't anybody's fault, Tony.

這不是任何人的錯，託尼。

I can't Look, it's too sad.

我不能看，太傷心了。

You're gonna have to do it.

你必須得這麼做

Marty doesn't even look like a pig.

馬蒂甚至看起來不像豬。

Shit.

媽的！

You gotta stop.

你必須停止。

Should I be saying 1 1000 or one Mississippi E.

我應該說是1000個還是一個密西西比E。

I don't know which wants a more accurate What would happen if someone accidentally ate three.

我不知道哪個想要一個更準確的如果有人不小心吃了三個會怎麼樣。

Oh, I'm out.

哦，我不幹了。

How many times you have to say it?

你要說多少次？

I'm not trying to make myself a home here.

我不是想在這裡安家。

I want to leave.

我想離開。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Yeah.

是啊。

I love a bitchy dumb, but you're really not reading room.

我喜歡賤賤的啞巴，但你真的不是讀書人。

Welcome to Rachel.

歡迎來到瑞秋。

World class self abuser turning that abuse on us.

世界級的自虐者把這種虐待轉到我們身上。

Don't look at me like you think I've lost my mind Like I'm from angry after losing or sit for no reason.

不要看我，就像你認為我已經失去了理智一樣，就像我失去了生氣，或者無緣無故地坐著。

Me, I'm seriously the fuck away from me.

我，我嚴重的是他媽的離我而去。

Nora, stop.

諾拉，停止。

Just don't Don't touch me.

不要碰我。

Don't fuck away from me, Nora.

別他媽的離開我，諾拉。

Oh, I just came to bring you this and to wish you luck.

哦，我只是來給你帶這個，祝你好運。

Not that you need it.

不是說你需要它。

Since I did place a Wiccan hex on all the other divers.

既然我在其他潛水員身上都放了一個巫術六合彩。

I won't ask you what's on your mind.

我不會問你在想什麼。

People do that to me all the time because I'm quiet.

人們總是這樣對我，因為我很安靜。

E don't love it.

我不愛它。

So I've been listening to me at all.

所以，我一直在聽我根本。

You're from San Francisco.

你是舊金山人

You hate being home schools.

你討厭被家庭學校。

You have two pugs named Coco and Jacks and your existentially prepared to admit that you like being You're smart, huh?

你有兩隻叫可可和傑克的哈巴狗 而且你已經準備好承認你喜歡被人欺負 你很聰明，是吧？

I just read a lot books, man.

我只是讀了很多書，夥計。

Can't get anyone.

找不到人。

Try having an elite athlete is your sibling.

試著有一個精英運動員是你的兄弟姐妹。

You do a lot of sitting on planes and gyms and the stands reading will happen.

你在飛機上和健身房做了很多坐姿，看臺閱讀會發生。

You know what they said?

你知道他們說什麼嗎？

Like graphic novelist would be like the gateway drug to books on Like I tried him.

像圖形小說家會像門戶藥物的書籍上像我試過他。

Apart from the pictures, they were pretty shit.

除了照片，他們都是很爛的。

Yeah, well, I'm not a lesbian.

是啊，我不是一個女同性戀。

Sorry to disappoint.

對不起，讓你失望了。

Just like storage.

就像存儲一樣。

I gotta take a look at what we've salvaged so far.

我得看看我們目前打撈到的東西。

Your suitcase included.

包括你的行李箱。

You know, step one in a scenario like this is no what the hell you're working with Elements don't fuck around.

你知道，在這樣的情況下，第一步就是不要用什麼元素，不要亂搞。

And neither should we.

我們也不應該。

E like to Dio is just take Martha suitcase, open it up and just get inside.

E喜歡迪奧就是拿著瑪莎的箱子，打開它，然後就進去了。

It'd let me real quick.

它會讓我真正的快。

Try my boyfriend.

試試我的男朋友。

Don't bother Andrews.

不要打擾安德魯。

Probably dictate from Krista Finley by now.

可能現在已經聽命於Krista Finley了。

I don't know what her problem with me is.

我不知道她對我有什麼意見。

You seem pretty angry.

你似乎很生氣。

No, I don't do anger.

不，我不做憤怒。

I'm doing this conference to offset the pageants.

我做這個會議是為了抵消選美比賽。

Some colleges might see them is retrograde when it comes to female empowerment.

在女性賦權方面，一些高校可能會認為他們是逆行。

Lord in your mercy, grant us water so that we may drink.

主啊，求你賜給我們水，讓我們可以喝。

Your dad is You say this is a mall person.

你爸是你說這是商場上的人。

Why do you say it all to rock tour life?

為什麼說都是為了搖滾旅遊生活？

What?

什麼？

I can't fucking except everybody.

我不能他媽的除了大家。

So let's cheers to our organs.

所以，讓我們為我們的機關乾杯。

You got a lot of people here thinking you're all rainbows and unicorns.

你得到了很多人在這裡認為你是所有的彩虹和獨角獸。

Shit.

媽的！

But I see you situation is that their mind?

但我看你的情況是他們的心思？

And anybody who tried to take him to the colonizer the fucking If you want to know how to eat this off, beautiful treasure.

誰要是想把他帶到殖民者那裡去，那他媽就是你想知道怎麼把這個吃了，美女寶物。

I can show you what it does not take garlic butter.

我可以告訴你，它不需要大蒜黃油。

All it takes that is, possess what you ever just walk away and not make your shit everyone else's problem.

所有需要的是，擁有什麼你曾經只是走開，而不是讓你的狗屎別人的問題。