Name: 非常Tosh.0節日合集 (A Very Tosh.0 Holiday Compilation)
Uploaded: 2021-01-27T20:11:17.000Z
Duration: 12 min 8 s

（觀眾笑） （叮噹鈴鐺叮噹）。

("Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" by Pyotr Tchaikovsky)

(《梅花仙子之舞》，柴可夫斯基)

- I told you I don't like nuts in my cookies, Grandma.

- 我告訴過你我不喜歡在餅乾裡放堅果，奶奶。

(audience laughs) (intense electronic music)

（觀眾笑） （激烈的電子音樂）。

I'll be honest, if you plan on sending me a Christmas card,

我會說實話，如果你打算給我寄一張聖誕卡。

你可以把它寄到我的垃圾桶裡去

If you really knew what was going on in my living room,

如果你真的知道我的客廳裡發生了什麼。

I did receive one very funny Christmas card this year,

今年我確實收到了一張非常有趣的聖誕卡。

and he and I understand each others' unique sense of humor.

我和他都明白彼此獨特的幽默感。

First of all, how do you even rent a casket?

I guess that kid was on the extra naughty list.

我猜那孩子是在特別調皮的名單上。

No one cares about the holidays more than me.

curled up on the couch, watching Christmas movies

not the Hallmark Movies and Mysteries Channel.

而不是Hallmark電影和神祕頻道。

I'd like to help them launch even more niche channels.

我想幫助他們推出更多的小眾管道。

- Tired of movies about 40-something advertising executives

- 厭倦了關於40多歲的廣告主管的電影。

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非常Tosh.0節日合集 (A Very Tosh.0 Holiday Compilation)