- Oh, I've never been to Dollywood,

- 哦，我從來沒有去過多莉木。

but I've been to Dollywood. You know what I'm saying?

但我去過多利伍德。你知道我在說什麼嗎？

- Not really. Not really.

- 不是真的。不是真的。

(laughing together)

（一起笑）

(energetic jazz music)

(爵士樂)

Hey, guys. Welcome to "Stir Crazy."

嘿，夥計們，歡迎來到 "瘋狂攪拌"。歡迎來到 "瘋狂攪拌"。

My guest today is a struggling actor

我今天的嘉賓是一個奮鬥的演員

starting in tiny projects

從小事做起

like "The Mandalorian" and "Wonder Woman: 1984."

如 "曼陀羅人 "和 "神奇女俠：1984"。

I'm here to give him a big break.

我是來給他一個大的突破的。

It's Pedro Pascal.

是Pedro Pascal

- Finally, my big break. Thank you so much.

- 終於，我的大突破。太感謝你了

Wonder Woman, Schmunder Woman.

神奇女俠，女超人

Let's talk about the important stuff.

讓我們談談重要的事情。

You're one of the sexiest men alive.

你是世上最性感的男人之一。

You're one of People Magazine's sexiest men alive. (laughs)

你是《人物》雜誌上最性感的男人之一。（笑）

- In plaid.

- 在格子裡。

- And he's got the plaid to prove it. (laughs)

- 而且他有格子衫來證明這一點。（笑）

Does this validate you?

這是否驗證了你？

Did you always know you had this in you?

你一直都知道你有這個能力嗎？

- Of course, I did.

- 當然，我有。

I'm right there next to Dr. Anthony Fauci.

我就在Anthony Fauci醫生旁邊。

You know, he's got the looks. I've got the mind.

你知道，他有外表。我有頭腦。

- You play this amazing character in "Wonder Woman: 1984."

- 你在 "神奇女俠：1984 "中扮演了這個神奇的角色。

Congratulations on the film and this role.

恭喜你得到這部電影和這個角色。

You just kill it in this, man.

你只是殺了它，男人。

So the title suggests, the setting is 1984.

所以標題上說，背景是1984年。

So let's, okay, at the count of three,

所以，讓我們，好吧，在數到三。

let's each of us name our favorite 1980s song.

讓我們每個人的名字 我們最喜歡的80年代的歌曲。

You ready?

準備好了嗎？

(energetic jazz music)

(爵士樂)

One. - "Purple Rain."

一、"紫雨- "紫雨"。

- (laughs) Wow.

- （笑）哇。

I didn't even, okay.

我甚至沒有，好吧。

So yeah. That's it.

所以，是的。就是這樣。

(laughs) End of story.

（笑）故事結束。

- What's yours?

- 你的是什麼？

You're a kid. You weren't even born.

你是個孩子。你甚至沒有出生。

- I'm 97 years old.

- 我已經97歲了

I was going to go with it. I don't know.

我本來打算跟它一起去。我不知道。

You go with some Cindy Lopper, some A-ha?

你去一些辛迪羅普，一些A-ha?

What do you, what do you think?

你，你怎麼看？

- "I wanna dance with somebody.

- "我想和別人跳舞。

(Pedro laughs)

（佩德羅笑）

With somebody who loves me."

和愛我的人在一起。"

- Okay, when you do it like that,

- 好吧，當你這樣做的時候。

just so you know, it gets creepy.

只是讓你知道， 它變得令人毛骨悚然。

It's not, it's not sweet. (laughs)

這不是，這不是甜的。（笑）

Let's talk a little bit about 80s hair

讓我們來談談80年代的髮型吧。

because your character has some quality 80s hair.

因為你的角色有一些品質80年代的頭髮。

I have a challenge for you, Pedro.

我有個挑戰給你，佩德羅。

I'm going to show you an 80s' star, only their hair.

我要給你看一個80年代的明星，只有他們的頭髮。

Let's see if you can ID them.

看看你能不能認出他們來。

(energetic jazz music)

(爵士樂)

- That's not 80s. That's 70s.

- 這不是80年代。這是70年代。

Is that a Brady?

那是布雷迪嗎？

- (laughs) It's not a Brady, no.

- (笑)這不是布雷迪，不是。

- It's not a Brady?

- 這不是布雷迪?

- No. He hung out with a couple men and a baby.

- 不，他和幾個男人和一個嬰兒一起玩。

- Is that Tom Selleck?

- 那是湯姆-塞勒克嗎？

- It's Tom Selleck. It's Tom Selleck.

- 這是湯姆・塞勒克。這是湯姆-塞勒克。

He's living on a?

他的生活在一個?

- I guess, I'm bad at this.

- 我想，我不擅長這個。

- He's living on a prayer. - On a prayer, man.

- 他是靠祈禱生活的- 祈禱，男人。

Jon Bon Jovi.

喬恩-邦-喬維。

These aren't actors.

這些不是演員。

- Come on.

- 來吧。

(laughing together)

（一起笑）

This is a tricky one.

這是個棘手的問題。

His hair could be about,

他的頭髮可以約。

I don't know, an "Ocean's 11" inches.

我不知道，一個 "海洋的11 "英寸。

- That's not.

- 這不是。

- Yes, it is.

- 是的，它是。

- That's not.

- 這不是。

- It is. Get ready.

- 它是。準備好了

- But that's not.

- 但這不是。

It's George Clooney?

是喬治-克魯尼？

That isn't fair.

這是不公平的。

- Why is that not?

- 為什麼不是這樣呢？

- That isn't fair.

- 這是不公平的。

- Why not?

- 為什麼不呢？

- Nah, because even the George Clooney

- 不，因為即使喬治-克魯尼

that we saw in the 80s was like "Facts of Life,"

我們在80年代看到的是像 "生活的事實"，

and he didn't have long hair.

而且他沒有長髮。

- Take it up with my research department.

- 跟我的研究部門說說吧。

- Research department, I need to speak to everybody.

- 研究部，我需要和大家談談。

That's a, is that set Dolly Parton?

這是一個，是集多莉帕頓？

- Yeah. She's got her own theme park.

- 是啊，她有自己的主題公園。她有她自己的主題公園。

You better know that one.

你最好知道那個。

You ever been to Dollywood?

你去過多莉木嗎？

- Oh, I've never been to Dollywood,

- 哦，我從來沒有去過多莉木。

but I've been to Dollywood. You know what I'm saying?

但我去過多利伍德。你知道我在說什麼嗎？

- Not really. Not really.

- 不是真的。不是真的。

(laughing together)

（一起笑）

Your character, Max Ward,

你的角色 Max Ward

has one of those great comic book character names.

有那些偉大的漫畫人物名字之一。

It's a character name that could only exist

這是一個只可能存在的人物名字。

in the comic books or in porn.

在漫畫書或色情書中。

So here's the challenge.

所以，這裡的挑戰。

I'm going to give you a character name.

我給你起個角色名。

You tell me if this is an actual DC character

你告訴我，這是不是一個真正的DC角色？

or a porn star.

或色情明星。

(energetic jazz music)

(爵士樂)

- I'm going to know this.

- 我要知道這個。

- (laughs) This is what you were made for.

- (笑)這就是你的使命。

Damian Dark? (laughs)

達米安-達克？（笑）

- Is it a porn star?

- 是色情明星嗎？

- It's not. It's a DC villain.

- 不是的 It's not.這是一個DC的小人。

- Oh, that's a shame. (laughs)

- 哦，那是一個恥辱。（笑）

- Herschel Savage?

- Herschel Savage?

- Porn star.

- 色情明星。

- You knew that too quickly.

- 你知道得太快了。

You knew that really quickly. (laughs)

你真的很快就知道了。（笑）

Are you frozen or just enjoying the moment?

你是被凍住了，還是在享受這一刻？

- I'm just enjoying the moment.

- 我只是在享受這一刻。

- George Payne?

- 喬治-佩恩？

- He's a super hero.

- 他是個超級英雄

- No, it's a porn star. You got to look that one up.

- 不，這是一個色情明星。你得看看那個人。

- Ouch.

- 疼。

- Hector Hammond?

- 赫克託-哈蒙德？

- DC.

- DC.

- Yeah, yeah. That's a Green Lantern.

- 是啊，是啊，這是一個綠燈俠。這是一個綠燈俠。

- That thing with the plants.

- 那個有植物的東西。

- Well, I don't know about that.

- 嗯，我不知道。

Is it, maybe. That's the Green Lantern villain.

是嗎，也許吧。那是綠燈俠的壞蛋。

I think Peter Sarsgaard played that one.

我想是彼得-薩斯加德演的。

- Plants and the flashlights.

- 植物和手電筒。

(Pedro blows raspberry)

（佩德羅吹覆盆子）

- (laughs) You sold it well.

- (笑)你賣得不錯。

Black Adam? Porn star or DC character?

黑亞當？色情明星還是DC人物？

- DC character.

- DC人物。

- That's DJ. That's The Rock.

- 那是DJ那是 "搖滾"。

Buck Adams?

巴克-亞當斯？

- Porn star.

- 色情明星。

- I feel like you've seen some of Buck's work.

- 我覺得你已經看過巴克的一些作品了。

- I mean, we're writing these down, right? Because.

- 我是說，我們要把這些寫下來，對嗎？因為...

(Josh laughs)

（喬希笑）

- That's the rest of your day. (laughs)

- 這就是你一天的休息時間。（笑）

- I need to look all of this up.

- 我需要查查這一切。

Harold Allnut?

哈羅德-奧努特？

- Harold Walnut?

- 哈羅德-胡桃木？

- Harold Allnut?

- 哈羅德-奧努特？

(laughing together)

（一起笑）

- I mean, would it matter which one he is?

- 我是說，他是哪一個有什麼關係？

- Oh, I'll watch his work regardless.

- 哦，無論如何我都會看他的作品。

What do you think?

你覺得呢？

- I'll watch his work regardless.

- 不管怎麼樣，我都會看他的作品。

Regardless, I am fan. (Josh laughs)

無論如何，我都是粉絲。（喬希笑）

I hope he's a porn star.

我希望他是一個色情明星。

- I hate to be the one that breaks your dreams down.

- 我不願意做那個讓你夢想破滅的人。

- It's a shame. It's a shame.

- 這是一個恥辱。這是一個恥辱。

Although, kudos to DC.

雖然，為DC點贊。

- Slow clap. - That's a great name.

- 慢點拍- 這是一個偉大的名字。

Harold Allnut, I mean, that is a great name.

哈羅德-阿努特，我是說，這是個好名字。

- Oh my God.

- 哦，我的上帝。

Let's talk Mandalorian.

我們來談談曼陀羅人

You should be earning so much credibility

你應該賺取這麼多的信譽

with kids right now,

與孩子們現在。

but they probably don't even recognize you.

但他們可能甚至不認識你。

Do you ever just like put a lampshade on your head

你有沒有把燈罩戴在頭上？

and whisper, "This is the way," to them?

並低聲對他們說："這是一條路。"?

- I always feel bad.

- 我總是感覺很糟糕。

You know, somebody that I meet, a parent that I meet,

你知道，我遇到的人，我遇到的父母。

they have their kid, and they're like,

他們有他們的孩子， 他們很喜歡，

"Oh my God, I'm going to impress my child so much.

"天啊，我要給我的孩子留下深刻的印象。

I'm introducing them to the Mandalorian.

我把他們介紹給曼陀羅人。

But then it's like my face,

但它就像我的臉。

and I don't have the child with me.

而且我沒有帶著孩子。

I'm not wearing a helmet.

我沒戴頭盔

And they're just like,

而他們就像。

and they look and they're like,

他們看起來和他們一樣，

"Who's this guy?"

"這傢伙是誰？"

(Josh laughs) You know?

(Josh笑)你知道嗎?

And then if I start,

然後如果我開始。

if I'm going to speak to them in Mando voice,

如果我要用曼陀的聲音和他們說話。

it's kind of a, it's strangely like a bedroom voice.

這是一種，它是奇怪的 像一個臥室的聲音。

You know? - (laughs) Yeah.

你知道嗎？- （笑）是啊。

That's not appropriate for kids.

這對孩子來說是不合適的。

- Totally inappropriate. - Yeah, no, I hear you.

- 完全不合適。- 是啊，不，我聽到你。

- So it's just kind of like, arg.

- 所以，這只是一種喜歡，論證。

- (laughs) Fair Enough.

- (笑)夠公平。

Another challenge for you.

又給你一個挑戰。

Let's play a little game of who am I?

我們來玩個小遊戲，我是誰？

(energetic jazz music)

(爵士樂)

- I'm gonna try to do his voice.

- 我要嘗試做他的聲音。

- (laughs) It's Clint Eastwood.

- (笑)是克林特-伊斯特伍德。

- No, it's not.

- 不，它不是。

(laughing together)

（一起笑）

It's basically like, guess what? I'm not a good actor.

基本上就是，你猜怎麼著？我不是一個好演員。

- No, you are.

- 不，你是。

It's like the worst audition ever. Yeah.

這就像有史以來最糟糕的試鏡。對啊

- Basically like shave off all of my head.

- 基本上就像把我的頭全部剃掉一樣。

Give me a bunch of muscles,

給我一堆肌肉。

and then, and a fast car.

然後，還有一輛快車。

- Vin Diesel, easy. (bell chimes)

- 文-迪塞爾，簡單。（鐘聲）

Maybe move like this and have a-

也許像這樣移動，有一個-

- Oh, C3PO. (bell chimes)

- 哦，C3PO（鐘聲）

- I've seen "The Exorcist" about 117 times.

- "驅魔人 "我已經看了117遍了

(Josh laughs)

（喬希笑）

And it just keeps getting funnier every time I see it!

而且每次看到都會越來越有趣!

- You are Beetlejuice. (bell chimes)

- 你是Beetlejuice。（鐘聲）

- Yeah, baby. - You killed it.

- 是啊，寶貝。- 你殺了它。

(mimics wobbly sound) (Josh laughs)

（模仿搖晃的聲音）（喬希笑）。

- Don't you hate when that happens?

- 你不討厭這種情況嗎？

- I follow you on the Instagram.

- 我在Instagram上關注你。

You give good Instagram, my friend.

你給好的Instagram，我的朋友。

And when the election was completed,

而當選舉結束後。

you FaceTimed with some friends.

你與一些朋友的FaceTim。

And this one, this image will haunt me till my dying day.

而這個，這個畫面會讓我魂牽夢繞，直到臨終。

What's going on here, buddy?

這是怎麼回事，夥計？

- There's are pandemic looks, man.

- 有的是流行病的樣子，男人。

Looking at today.

從今天來看。

- (laughs) Is Oscar Isaac like upside down?

- 奧斯卡-艾薩克是倒立的嗎？

What's going on with him?

他怎麼了？

Like, is he being hung from the ceiling?

比如，他是被吊在天花板上嗎？

- He was levitating with joy.

- 他高興得飄飄然。

I called him up, and he was floating up at the top

我叫他上來，他就在上面漂浮著。

of like "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory,"

像 "威利旺卡和巧克力工廠 "一樣。

he'd be taking the bubbles,

他將採取的保麗龍。

And he was like, you know, up against the ceiling.

他就像，你知道，對著天花板。

- Not only are you a part

- 你不僅是

of the Star Wars cinematic universe,

的《星球大戰》電影宇宙。

not only are you part of Wonder Woman,

你不僅是神奇女俠的一部分。

you, of course, are part of "The Game of Thrones" history,

當然，你是 "權力的遊戲 "歷史的一部分。

and you had a notorious ending to "Game of Thrones,"

你有一個臭名昭著的結局 "權力的遊戲，"

do have an eye thing to this day?

做有眼睛的事情到今天？

Are you weird about your eyes

你的眼睛很奇怪嗎？

considering how your character met his end?

考慮到你的角色是如何結束的？

- Strangers were coming up to me in the street,

- 陌生人在街上向我走來。

and asking if they could stick their thumbs in my eyes

問他們能不能把大拇指伸進我的眼睛裡？

for a selfie or for a picture.

用於自拍或拍照。

And I would let them. I was just like, "Yeah, sure."

我會讓他們。我只是想，"是的，當然。"

Then I started to be like,

然後我開始喜歡。

"I'm going to get something bad. You know?

"我要去弄點不好的東西。你知道嗎？

Like, you know, I'm going to get an infection."

就像，你知道，我將得到一個感染。"

- Some would-you-rather questions for you, Pedro.

- 有些問題想問你，佩德羅。

(energetic jazz music)

(爵士樂)

Would you rather only dress in 80s clothing

你寧願只穿80年代的衣服

or be naked all the time?

還是一直光著身子？

- I would rather only dress in 80s.

- 我寧願只穿80年代的衣服。

Like if I was naked all the time,

就像我一直都是裸體的一樣。

could I be alone all the time?

我可以一直一個人嗎？

- You don't have to live your life, man.

- 你不必過你的生活，夥計。

You gotta just do what you gotta do.

你得做你該做的事

- Well, I guess I'll do it in 80s clothing.

- 好吧，我想我會穿著80年代的衣服去做。

- Okay, fanny packs all the way. Here we go.

- 好吧，腰包的方式。我們走吧

- Only a fanny pack.

- 只有一個腰包。

- Would you rather get "This is the way"

- 你寧願得到 "就是這樣 "嗎？

tattooed on your face or your back?

紋在臉上還是背上？

- I'll take it on my back.

- 我揹著它。

- Okay. Yeah.

- 好的，好的

That might limit your roles if you have it on your face.

如果你臉上有，那可能會限制你的作用。

- And on my back

- 而在我的背上

might be a completely different message as well.

可能也是一個完全不同的資訊。

(Josh laughs)

（喬希笑）

- Would you rather always be sweating

- 你是否願意一直流汗？

or always be on the verge of a sneeze?

還是總是在打噴嚏的邊緣？

- Oh, there's kind something orgasmic

- 哦，有一種東西高潮

about being on the verge of a sneeze all the time.

關於一直在打噴嚏的邊緣。

I could maybe, maybe I could get kind of used to that.