that the world ever saw

克林伊斯威特

defeat whole karate schools

對決

and mother fuckers with claws

李小龍

how can you talk more shit

開始

with my fist in your jaw

我的憤怒之拳超猛

don't need words to serve ya

絕對世界稱霸

Imma just say

踢翻整間空手道場

waaataaaw

和手拿鋼爪的王八

your movies they bore us

等我用拳頭打爛你下巴

they're slow as a tortoise

看你還能不能說話

I'm the king of nunchucks

收拾你不用多話

I fucked up Chuck Norris

我只要說

I invented Jeet Kune Do

哇達

so taste my slipper shoe

你的電影無聊到死

here's my two finger push up

步調還真是龜速

Kung F-U

我是雙節棍之王

you scream like a girl

我還幹爆查克羅禮士

and got moves like Jagger

我發明截拳道

but I'll rip through your ass faster

所以嚐嚐我的鞋子

than a Pu-Pu platter

看我用手指做伏地挺身

you're in the gym too much Ringo

功你老母！

perfecting kicks

你尖叫聲像是女孩

you should spend more time

武打動作活像亂蓋

matching your voice up to your lips

但我會嚇得你挫賽

you don't belong in a fight

就像吃了麻辣小菜

you belong in a sweatshop

你花太多時間上健身房了，林哥

so go ahead

但光練踢擊可不行

make my iPod

你應該多花點時間

those little dances you do

學著讓配音對上嘴型

don't threaten me Bruce

你不適合跟人打鬥

fuck you dude

你該滾回血汗工廠

I even squint better than you

所以快點

I beat the good and the bad

交出我的iPod

you must be the ugly

你在那邊跳來跳去

I would mess up your face

是嚇不倒我的

but your mama did it for me

去死吧你

go tug your pistol for a fist full

我連瞇眼也比你還要狠毒

of your million dollar babies

我擊敗善人和惡人

you were cool in the eighties maybe

醜人八成就是你

but now you're just crazy

我本來想打到你嘴歪眼斜

a man who argues with people

但是你媽已經替我代勞

who aren't even there

去套弄你的手槍

is more fit to rap against

弄得滿手金子兩億

this fucking chair

你在80年代很酷也許

do you feel lucky punk?

但現在看起來根本是神經病

that's what I'm asking

竟然有人這麼認真

you can't be too tough

和空氣辯論數回合

you got killed by an aspirin

你想跟人比饒舌

and your one inch punch

找椅子比較適合

same size as your pecker

你覺得你幸運嗎？痞子

leave the rapping to me

我就是在問你

stick to Chinese Checkers

你是能有多強

I'd beat you in round two

連阿斯匹靈也能害死你

but that'd be unbelievable

還有你的一寸拳

no one in your family

跟你的鳥一樣長

ever lives to see a sequel

饒舌我來就好

who won?

去玩你的中國跳棋

who's next?

我本來想改天再戰

you decide

但我看是困難至極