like every argument does

亞當

with you kissing my ass

對決

and begging me for a rub

夏娃

I made a map mother fucker

開始

and I'm reading it too

這場戰鬥肯定像

gives me specific directions

往常一樣結束

how to fuck with you

最後你會低頭認錯

I know that you like to think

還求我幫你服務

you're so macho

我畫了張地圖

but you smell like

還知道怎麼讀

ball sacs and nachos

地圖上明確指出

I work

哪裡是你的痛處

while you and your boyfriend Steve

我知道你自以為

drink and play sports

是超級猛男

in a fantasy league

但你聞起來根本是

you're as sharp as a stick

臭蛋和乳酪

that I rub on my lips

我工作時

so go ahead take a shot

你和你男朋友史帝夫

I'm sure that you'll miss

邊喝酒邊玩運動遊戲

like the laundry

你還真是機靈

the toilet

像根棒槌一樣

the grocery list

所以儘管出手

if you'd stop fucking up

保證你會失手

I wouldn't have to get pissed

像是洗衣服

my life was fine til you had to

上廁所

come along and wreck it

甚至買東西

could you please just shut your face

如果你不要一直出包

for ten seconds?

我就不會這麼生氣

you cry about everything

我的生活本來不錯

but can't decide what you want

直到妳出現毀了一切

I'm hungry

可以請妳閉嘴

I'm fat

停個10秒鐘嗎

I'm cold

你什麼都要哭

I'm hot

卻沒一個主見

you call it complex

我好餓

but yo I'd call you a mess

我好胖

you take two hours to cum

我好冷

three more to get dressed

我好熱

you got a lotion for this

妳說女人難懂

you got a cream for that

但我看是腦袋有洞

got any perfume that smells like

妳要兩小時才高潮

get the fuck off my back?

再三小時梳妝打扮

when things are good they're great

妳這邊一瓶化妝水

and it's like I'm dreamin'

那邊一瓶乳液

until your junk starts bleeding

有沒有香水擦了會

and you turn to a demon

讓人乖乖安靜

it ain't Summer Eve

如果一切完滿順利

don't try to play me like a douche

宛如是作夢

you wanna bite on my fruit

哪天妳下面流血

well you can swallow the truth

就突然變惡魔

don't even bring up swallow

我又不是舒摩兒

the first man on Earth

別把我當私處洗潔液

ain't a tough act to follow

竟然想要對我嗆聲

one pump chump

最好吞下殘酷現實

and you're hung like a weasel

你還好意思要我吞東西

ditch the fig leaf

世界上第一個男人

get yourself a pine needle

其實沒什麼了不起

you want alone time?

插沒兩三下

have it

你就累得像龜兒子

in fact

丟掉無花果葉

suck your own dick

換成松針比較恰當

and shave your own back

你想安靜獨處？

that apple's the best thing

隨你

I bit so far

乾脆這樣

now I see

以後都吸自己的屌

how much of a dick you are

刮你自己的毛

I wasn't listening

那顆蘋果是我嚐過

are you still flapping those lips?

最棒的東西

I was just thinking

吃完才了解

yo did I give up a rib for this

你是什麼混帳東西

woman I just don't know

你沒注意聽

what your problem is

你還在囉哩八嗦？

all I know is you're acting

我怎會拿肋骨

like a colossal bitch

換這破玩意兒？

I'm sorry

女人我真是不知道

I'm sorry too

妳有什麼問題

alright...

我只知道妳這肥豬

don't even think about it

根本犯賤

okay, that's fine, we could eat

對不起啦...

who won?

我也很抱歉

who's next?

好耶...

you decide

你想都別想