All right?

好嗎？

But, please, if you're gonna use it, put on some underpants because it's really unhygienic.

但是，拜託，如果你要用它，請穿上內褲，因為它真的很不衛生。

Oh, stop trying to control me.

哦，別再想控制我了

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Hey.

嘿嘿

Oh, damn you baby sitting Some greenhorn.

哦，該死的，你的保姆一些新手。

It doesn't know his RG 142 coaxial cable from Chile Ax.

它不知道他的RG 142同軸電纜從智利Ax。

No.

不知道

The last thing I need is some clueless millennial mouth breather cluttering up my van.

我最不需要的就是一些無能的千禧年口水手來擾亂我的車。

Elton, I really should have asked you to wait outside.

埃爾頓，我真應該讓你在外面等著。

I think we got our wires crossed.

我想我們有我們的電線交叉。

Yep.

是的。

That is what happens when you put on RG 142 cable into an Eva five ports.

這就是你把RG 142線接入Eva五口的情況。

You take that smile off your face.

你把你臉上的笑容拿掉。

Sorry, I kind of miss take a killer man.

對不起，我有點懷念拿一個殺手鐗的人。

A Saturn.

一個土星。

I watched it slam closed over a period of nine hours.

我看著它在9個小時內猛然關閉。

Not really slamming, is it?

不是真正的抨擊吧？

He trying to suggest this wasn't a paranormal event?

他是想說這不是超自然事件嗎？

No, it's a really slow one.

不，這是一個非常緩慢的。

Oh, my sister's got a YouTube channel.

哦，我妹妹的有一個YouTube頻道。

Yeah, Yeah, she does like makeup tutorial.

是啊，是啊，她確實喜歡化妝教程。

She's got a few 1000 subscribers.

她有幾千個用戶。

Good bye.

再見了

No.

不知道

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Struck?

被擊中了？

Yeah.

是啊。

Excuse.

對不起

We owe welcome truth seekers.

我們欠歡迎求真者。

Gus Roberts here on the streets.

格斯-羅伯茨在這裡的街道上。

Seekers Channel.

謀士頻道。

We're about to go live to the former Chichester Institute of the criminally Insane.

我們即將直播前奇切斯特精神病院的情況。

Say, say, get past, which is almost certain haunted psycho notes.

說吧，說吧，過去的，這幾乎是一定的鬧鬼的心理筆記。

I'll see you on the other side.

另一邊見了

Just tell me side.

就告訴我一面。

Yeah.

是啊。

Cut!

停！

Boom!

轟！

It's so good.

它是如此的好。

Watch.

看著吧

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

She'll shack.

她會捨棄。

What did you say?

你說什麼？

Sure.

當然可以

Sank.

Sank.

Oh, can use that pretty good.

哦，可以用這個很好。

Yeah, I think I'll be better.

是的，我想我會更好。

Sure.

當然可以

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah.

是啊。

Here we Oh, that's wrong.

在這裡，我們哦，這是錯誤的。

Okay, sure.

好吧，當然。

Shack.

棚屋。

That was it.

就是這樣。

I'm switching to night vision mode.

我正在切換到夜視模式。

Okay, that is both Did you Did you make that noise yourself?

好吧，這兩個是你自己發出的聲音嗎？

No, It says cast off.

不，它說拋開。

Augmentation me should take Not more than one sip of tepid.

擴容我應該採取不超過一口的平淡。

Yeah, you're in.

是啊，你在。

Don't look at me.

別看我

I went back in the services.

我回到了服務中。

That is a shame.

這是一個恥辱。

The decision has been made again.

又做出了決定。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Uhh.

呃...

Did you want me to go on with?

你想讓我繼續嗎？

Do we have to do?

我們一定要做嗎？

Oh, Gus, Gus, it says Brian, What is it?

哦，格斯，格斯，它說布萊恩，這是什麼？

Yeah, says Brian, not urine.

是的，布萊恩說，不是尿。

Okay with Dallas.

好吧，與達拉斯。

Not just close your eyes, don't you?

不就是閉上眼睛嗎？

What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

Yes, imagine you're watching an episode.

是的，想象一下你在看一集。

Her friends.

她的朋友。

That's Chandler doing a joke, huh?

那是錢德勒在開玩笑，嗯？

Eyes Monica.

眼睛莫妮卡。

So neurotic I was going to with Capuchin monkey.

如此神經質的我，本來是要和羯猴一起去的。

Good to the Capuchin monkey.

對羯猴好。

Relax.

放鬆點

The next voice I talked to will be that of Astrid Subconscious.

下一個與我交談的聲音將是阿斯特里德潛意識的聲音。

Hello, Astrid.

你好，Astrid。

Subconscious.

潛意識。

Hello.

你好啊

Gosh, someone in this building can release Let me take my revenge Take me with you Hey, I'm flat.

天哪，這棟樓裡有人能放了我，讓我來報仇，帶我一起走，嘿，我是平的。

You should know I'm married Europe early.

你應該知道我早早的就嫁到了歐洲。

Yeah, well, if you must know, got an overactive hemorrhoid.

是啊，如果你一定要知道， 得到了一個過度活躍的痔瘡。

You know, you can teach yourself not to think about it.

你知道，你可以教自己不要去想它。

You forget it even.

你甚至忘了它。

But once in a while it's just very, very painful.

但偶爾一次，就非常非常痛苦。

Are we talking about Emily or your hemorrhoid?

我們是在談論艾米麗還是你的痔瘡？

Huh?

咦？

Can somebody please remove this helmet?

誰能把這個頭盔拿掉？

I cannot breathe.

我無法呼吸。

Hello?

喂？

My God, It's so hot in here.

我的天，這裡好熱。

Why do you think I've had so many different jobs?

你覺得我為什麼有這麼多不同的工作？

I just thought you're a quitter.

我還以為你是個放棄者呢。

It was a media circus.

這是一個媒體的馬戲團。

We had to move and change our identities.

我們不得不搬家，改變身份。

I knew Elton John wasn't your real name.

我知道埃爾頓-約翰不是你的真名。

It's not.

不是這樣的

What is it, Lionel Richie?

怎麼了，萊昂內爾-裡奇？

Well, it's a pleasure to finally meet you, Lionel Richie.

很高興終於見到你了，萊昂內爾-裡奇。

You really understand what it's like to be totally alone all of the time.

你真的很理解一直以來完全孤獨的感覺。

Unbelievable.

難以置信

I'm sitting right in.

我就坐在裡面。

Oh, sorry.

哦，對不起。

Figured me.

想到了我。

It's been a bit of a mix up with my ticket.

我的票有點亂。

I'll give it to my father.

我會把它交給我父親。

And he just got in tight this off.

而他這一關就進得很緊。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

100 new subscribers.

100個新用戶。

Yeah.

是啊。

Don't believe it.

不要相信它。

Believe what?

相信什麼？

What?

什麼？

Oh, eyes.

哦，眼睛。

Nothing.

什麼都沒有。

There's nothing.

沒有什麼。

Now I know what it is.

現在我知道是什麼了

Is that video of May, isn't it?

那是五月的視頻吧？

With the rabbit ears and the ass So humiliating.

兔耳朵和屁股，太丟人了。

Gus, you've got a deleted.

格斯，你被刪除了。

I looked like such a planet.

我看起來就像這樣一個星球。

But the problem I'm having is it's driving quite a lot of football to the channel.

但我遇到的問題是，它帶動了不少足球的頻道。

Oh, I see.

哦，我明白了。

So come for the old trap, rabbit, And stay for the ghouls and goblins.

所以，來的老陷阱，兔子， 和停留的食屍鬼和妖精。

Is that it all deleted?

這就是全部刪除了嗎？

Okay, here we go.

好了，我們開始吧。

Yeah.

是啊。

Teaching teaching duck.

教學教學鴨。

You did that with your mouth.

你用你的嘴做的。

Are you sure?

你確定嗎？

That's delicious?

好吃嗎？

It's done that women are funny.

它的完成，女人是有趣的。

Your wife must have a sense of humor.

你老婆一定很有幽默感。

She's seen you naked of I don't like you Come back.

她見過你的裸體，我不喜歡你，回來吧。

Do I call you or do I just commit a crime?

我是給你打電話，還是直接犯罪？

Probably committing a crime would get me to Ukraine.

可能犯罪會讓我去烏克蘭。

This is me and my most inviting.

這是我和我最招人喜歡的。

Thank you and good night.

謝謝你，晚安。