- [Roarke] I'm either on a boat or in a river,

- 我不是在船上就是在河裡。

or maybe I just don't want to talk to you.

也許我只是不想和你說話。

Have a blessed day.

祝你有一個幸福的一天。

- Blessed day?

- 祝福的日子？

Fucking douche.

該死的蠢貨。

- I see the women in this valley

- 我看到這個山谷裡的女人

have gotten a lot more fashionable.

已經變得更加時尚了。

- I see Chippendale's changed their policy

- 我看Chippendale's改變了他們的政策。

on capped teeth.

帽齒上。

It's like Lucille Ball and Fabio had a kid,

這就像露西爾-鮑爾和法比奧有一個孩子。

and I have to go make a fucking deal with him.

我得去跟他做個他媽的交易。

Okay my mistake, you fucking cheese dick.

好吧，我的錯誤，你他媽的奶酪傢伙。

- I'd be easy to assassinate.

- 我很容易被暗殺。

- Don't tempt me.

- 不要誘惑我。

I feel ridiculous asking this,

我覺得這樣問很可笑。

but I'm just so curious about how your pickled mind works.

但我只是很好奇你的醃製思維是如何運作的。

- I was blessed with stamina.

- 我很有福氣，有耐力。

- I highly doubt it.

- 我非常懷疑

You know, I ran out of things to do

你知道，我沒有事情可做了。

for the first time when I was 20.

在我20歲的時候第一次。

- That paints quite a picture.

- 描繪了一幅相當的畫面。

- Yeah, feel free to beat off to it later.

- 是啊，以後隨時可以打掉它。

Who am I kidding?

我在跟誰開玩笑？

You only do that in front of the mirror, right?

你只在鏡子前這樣做，對嗎？

- What are you saying?

- 你在說什麼？

You're going to hire a fucking hit man

你要僱一個該死的殺手。

to come after me if I come after you?

如果我找你麻煩，你會來找我麻煩嗎？

Mind the flowers when you leave.

走的時候要注意花。

- Will do.

- 會做。

You are the trailer park,

你是拖車公園。

I am the tornado.

我是龍捲風。

(creepy music)

（令人毛骨悚然的音樂）

(evil laughter)

（邪惡的笑聲）