Name: 特朗普的彈劾案移至參議院 (Trump Impeachment Moves to Senate | The Tonight Show)
Uploaded: 2021-01-27T18:12:16.000Z
Duration: 10 min 43 s

[ Cheering and applause ] Yeah, you're here.

[歡呼和掌聲] 是啊，你在這裡。

Well, guys, as much as we'd like to move on,

好了，夥計們，雖然我們很想繼續前進。

former President Trump is still in the news.

We thought we drove him to a farm upstate,

我們以為我們開車送他去了北部的一個農場。

but he somehow found his way back home to the headlines.

但他卻以某種方式找到了回家的路，上了頭條。

Yeah, last night, House impeachment managers

是啊，昨晚，眾議院的彈劾經理...

delivered the impeachment article against Trump

If you missed it, here they are walking it over.

如果你錯過了，他們在這裡走過來了。

[ Camera shutters clicking continuously ]

好吧，好吧，好吧，是的，好吧。

"Wait, does anyone know where we're going?"

"等等，有人知道我們要去哪裡嗎？"

I thought you --" [ Laughter and applause ]

Yeah, it turns out half of them were delivering the articles.

是啊，原來有一半的人是送稿的。

The other half were just getting in their steps.

It looked like a wedding, when the deejay says,

看起來像一場婚禮，當司儀說。

Yeah, the walk was pretty long and drawn out.

是啊，走的時間挺長的，也挺拖沓的。

It kind of reminded me of something, though.

不過，這倒是讓我想起了一件事。

[ George Baker Selection's "Little Green Bag" plays ]

[George Baker Selection的 "小綠包 "劇目]

sources in touch with Trump have said he's...

與特朗普有聯繫的消息人士說，他... ...

所以我猜，現在，他只是無聊。

Apparently, playing 36 holes of golf every day

很顯然，每天打36個洞的高爾夫。

isn't as exciting when you're not ignoring a global pandemic.

當你不忽視全球大流行病的時候，就不會那麼興奮了。

But today, Trump's aides were trying to cheer him up.

但今天，特朗普的助手們卻想讓他振作起來。

而今天，他與弗拉基米爾-普京進行了交談。

As soon as the call began, Trump was like --

[ As Trump ] I feel a disturbance in the force.

But this is good -- Biden actually pressed Putin

但這是好事... 拜登居然向普京施壓。

on last year's massive Russian cyber attack.

在去年俄羅斯大規模網絡攻擊。

Putin denied it, but it got weird when he was like --

普京否認了這一點，但它得到了奇怪的 當他像 -

[ As Putin ] By the way, nice purple tie.

他說，"等等，我們不是在Zoom上。我們不是在變焦。

I think you can tell Putin was used to talking to Trump

我想你可以看出普京已經習慣了和特朗普說話。

because, out of habit, he ended the call with --

因為，出於習慣，他在電話結束時說... ...

Some tech news -- I saw that Apple has issued

一些科技新聞--我看到蘋果公司已經發布了。

a new warning to customers. Listen to this.

-An important health warning for all iPhone users.

-對所有iPhone用戶的重要健康警示。

Apple warns customers that the smartphones could interfere

蘋果公司警告顧客，智能手機可能會干擾

with medical devices, most notably, pacemakers.

與醫療設備，最主要的是心臟起搏器。

This is bad news for all the grandmothers

這對所有的奶奶們來說都是個壞消息。

who like to connect their iPhone to a chest mount

喜歡將iPhone連接到胸前支架上的人

when they do base jumping. You know what I'm saying?

當他們做基地跳躍。你知道我在說什麼嗎？

It'll be weird when a guy is like, "I love this phone.

當一個男人說 "我喜歡這款手機 "的時候，會很奇怪。

And get this -- I saw that Tyson Foods is releasing

而得到這個 - 我看到泰森食品正在釋放

heart-shaped chicken nuggets for Valentine's Day.

Or, as I always say, if you want to keep it classy,

或者，就像我常說的，如果你想保持優雅。

go with the standard scratch-off ticket and beef jerky.

用標準的刮刮樂票和牛肉乾去。

Seriously, that makes an edible arrangement

說真的，那是一種可食用的安排

Yeah, you can sprinkle the nuggets on your bed

是啊，你可以把金塊撒在你的床上。

and then uncover her eyes and watch her as she says,

然後揭開她的眼睛，看著她說。

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weird

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applause

doubt