Um, as you know, and as everyone's been talking about, Larry King passed away, uh, over the weekend, and I want to take a minute here at the top of the show to talk about Larry.

嗯，如你所知，每個人都在談論， 拉里-金去世了，呃，上週末， 我想花一分鐘在這裡 在節目的頂部談論拉里。

Because, of course, everyone knows him as this consummate interviewer, this legendary broadcaster.

因為，當然，大家都知道他是這個完美的採訪者，這個傳奇的廣播員。

He talked toe everyone just ah, giant in the talk show industry.

他跟大家說的只是啊，脫口秀行業的巨頭。

But on a more personal note, we hadn't seen relationship with Larry here it this show for many years.

但從更個人的角度來說，我們已經很多年沒有看到與拉里在這裡的關係了，這個節目。

For some reason, we don't know why he felt very comfortable coming to us and letting his comedy side come out.

不知道為什麼，我們不知道為什麼他覺得非常舒服的來到我們這裡，讓他喜劇的一面展現出來。

And it really started almost from the very beginning.

而這一切真的幾乎是從一開始就開始了。

I mean, when our show first one on the air, I think in 93 or 94 Larry came on, and, uh, he loved to kind of try jokes out and comedy out with us, and that relationship started, and then it just kept going.

我的意思是，當我們的節目第一次在空氣中，我想在93年或94年拉里來了，和，呃，他喜歡那種嘗試笑話了，喜劇了我們，和關係開始，然後它只是繼續前進。

And I think for 27 28 years, Larry would come on our show and we'd have a weird idea, and he'd saying, Love it, Yeah, I want to do it right.

我想27年28年，拉里會來我們的節目，我們有一個奇怪的想法，他說，喜歡它，是的，我想做正確的。

And it was fantastic.

而這是夢幻般的。

Yeah, like, Hey, Larry, will you climb up in the rafters?

是啊，就像，嘿，拉里，你能爬到椽子上嗎？

Sure.

當然可以

No problem.

沒問題。

Yeah, I'll do a show from the rafters Rafters And, um you know, as time went on, we kept thinking of sillier and sillier things and would think, Well, Larry probably doesn't want to do this.

是啊，我會做一個節目 從椽子Rafters和，嗯，你知道，隨著時間的推移， 我們一直在思考 更愚蠢的事情，更愚蠢的事情，會想， 好了，拉里可能不希望這樣做。

He's such an esteemed broadcaster, and and I just I love him for it.

他是這樣一個受人尊敬的廣播員， 我只是... ...我愛他。

He would always say, Sounds funny.

他總是會說，聽起來很有趣。

I'll do it and he'd show up and we'd We'd put him in a costume with pitching these crazy ideas and he'd say he liked to make people laugh.

我會做到這一點，他就會出現，我們會把他的服裝與投擲這些瘋狂的想法，他說他喜歡讓人們笑。

He really did.

他真的做到了。

It was something that I think gave him a lot of joy, and he was good at it.

我想這是一件給他帶來很多快樂的事情，他很擅長。

He was really funny.

他真的很有趣。

No, he was.

不，他是。

He was exactly what you would want Larry King to be, and then a little bit more like he was, like, nicer than he had to be and realer than he had to be.

他正是你想讓拉里-金成為的人，然後再多一點，就像他一樣，比他必須要好，比他必須要真實。

And a amazing listener.

也是一個了不起的聽眾。

Thio.

Thio.

Everybody talked to, you know, and so we wanted Thio.

每個人都說到，你知道，所以我們想Thio。

We wanted to take the top of the show today and just share some of our favorite moments with Larry King over the last three decades.

我們今天想把節目的頂部，只是分享一些我們最喜歡的時刻與拉里-金在過去三十年。

I do listen to other people, but I always end up talking about myself at length on this show and ultimately making it all about me.

我也聽別人的，但我最後總是在這個節目中長篇大論地談論自己，最終使之成為我的全部。

You're saying that's probably a mistake?

你說這可能是個錯誤？

Well, it might keep it Might keep you on late.

好吧，它可能會保持它 可能會讓你在晚些時候。

Yeah, you'll 10 e.

是的，你會10e。

I think the other key to a good interview is Keep it short.

我認為做好面試的另一個關鍵是 Keep it short。

Thank you for being here.

謝謝你來這裡。

A one example of a bad interview.

一個面試不好的例子。

Yeah.

是啊。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

My guest tonight is Conan O'Brien.

我今晚的嘉賓是柯南・奧布萊恩。

Cohen has just written a new book called Conan O'Brien's Massachusetts.

科恩剛寫了一本新書，叫《柯南-奧布萊恩的馬薩諸塞州》。

You write about Cape Cod?

你是寫科德角的？

It's one of my favorite places.

這是我最喜歡的地方之一。

Cape Cod.

科德角。

I love it.

我喜歡它。

Kip.

硤。

I've had a lot of adventures on Cape New Girl there once Stadi Emmerson owned the bar.

我在新姑娘角有過很多冒險，那裡曾經是斯塔迪-埃默森的酒吧。

You know, stadium?

你知道，體育場？

Actually, yeah, I think Larry King thing and stick around from all with the Wolverine right after the break.

其實，是的，我覺得拉里-金的事情，並從所有與金剛狼的休息後堅持下來。

I am.

我就是

I'm a lifetime heterosexual.

我是一輩子的異性戀者。

All my life.

我的一生。

Nothing again.

又沒有了。

I got nothing against games.

我不反對遊戲。

I'm just sure that's okay.

我只是確定這是好的。

No, no man in my whole life has ever kissed me on the lips, ever.

不，我這輩子沒有一個男人親過我的嘴脣，從來沒有。

That's Marlon Brando.

那是馬龍-白蘭度

Kiss me that no man has ever kissed me.

吻我，沒有男人吻過我。

So e go around e see about.

所以我們到處去看看

I'll tell you why.

我告訴你為什麼

No one tell you why.

沒有人告訴你為什麼。

Okay, Just I've been thinking about it ever since.

好吧，只是我一直在想，自從。

Larry King will lose his endorsement deal with Welch's grape juice when it's revealed.

拉里-金將失去與韋爾奇葡萄汁的代言合約，當它被發現。

King hasn't had juice in his grapes for over 20 years.

國王的葡萄已經20多年沒有果汁了。

I, Larry King, will call Conan O'Brien and asked him to appear on my show as man of the Year.

我，拉里-金，會打電話給柯南-奧布萊恩，請他作為年度人物出現在我的節目中。

O Brien will arrive at the designated time on Lee to find an empty studio.

奧布賴恩會在指定時間到達李氏，發現一個空的工作室。

I will be sitting at home laughing.

我將坐在家裡笑。

My asshole thing is fish oil product.

我的屁眼東西是魚油產品。

I used to get pains in my joints.

以前我的關節經常疼痛。

I get up in the morning, I don't get them anymore.

早上起來，我就不懂了。

Thistles from New Zealand And I'm gonna give you Put it on your knee when you put it on the joint.

來自紐西蘭的Thistles，我要給你把它放在膝蓋上，當你把它放在關節上。

Would you just take their little pills?

你會只吃他們的小藥丸嗎？

Just take him.

帶上他吧

Take him, Conan, take that.

拿下他，柯南，拿下這個。

You when someone comes up to you and says, Eat these pills E m take a good water.

你當有人走過來對你說，吃了這些藥丸，E米喝好水。

You got water in there?

裡面有水嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

I got what we'll take.

我有我們要的東西。

Some say it's water.

有人說這是水。

Yeah, it's never a mistake to take stranger pills.

是啊，吃陌生人的藥絕對不會錯。

I know so that your rules are during the interview.

我知道，所以你的規則是在面試的時候。

Listen on this selfish oil.

聽聽這自私的油。

What's going on?

發生什麼事了？

E got a great idea.

我有個好主意

We're going to a show.

我們要去看一場演出。

I'm gonna have both of you on together.

我要讓你們兩個一起上。

Let me know, and we'll talk to a star and a sidekick.

告訴我，我們會和一個明星和一個小夥伴談談。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Star sidekick.

明星搭檔。

What exactly does he do?

他到底是做什麼的？

You wanna know what I do?

你想知道我是做什麼的嗎？

This is what I do.

這就是我的工作。

I have sheets and pillowcases.

我有床單和枕套。

Who knew?

誰知道呢？

E I have sheets and pillowcases.

我有床單和枕套。

E a brand for Mimi and Shawn is quotes.

E一個品牌的咪咪和肖恩是報價。

I thought you were just bragging that you had sheets and pillowcases.

我以為你只是在吹噓你有床單和枕套。

A new low e tells plates, spoons, forks.

新低e告訴盤子、勺子、叉子。

Why do I come here?

我為什麼要來這裡？

I don't know what you guys doing on top of Martin.

我不知道你們在馬丁上面做什麼。

We're supposed to get get inside and he's right.

我們應該進去，他是對的。

Yeah, and e e love you, e we owe sleep like a king dot com.

是啊，我們愛你，我們欠你的睡眠像一個國王點com。

Okay, okay.

好吧，好吧。

I have a really weird job.

我有一份很奇怪的工作。

Alright.

好吧，我知道了

Live from 30 ft above me.

在我頭上30英尺的地方生活。

Larry King Larry.

拉里-金-拉里

Hey, Conan E Steve from Grover Falls, Minnesota.

我是明尼蘇達州格羅弗福爾斯市的柯南-史蒂夫

You're on with Larry King.

你和拉里-金在一起。

Hi, Larry.

嗨，拉里

Great show tonight.

今晚的表演很精彩

Okay, Larry, I'm sorry, but you think you could turn the volume down?

好吧，拉里，我很抱歉， 但你認為你可以把音量降低？

I'm cool with you doing a show.

我很高興你能做一個節目。

Trust me.

相信我吧

We've never seen your legs before.

我們從來沒有見過你的腿。

Larry, Who are you talking to?

拉里，你在和誰說話？

Their sorry caller.

他們的遺憾來電。

One of my assistants.

我的一個助手

She sounds really cute.

她聽起來真的很可愛。

Hey, Alright.

嘿，好吧。

And I loved it.

我很喜歡它。

Loved going fast.

喜歡走得快。

I loved being in the trees and doing all these things.

我喜歡在樹上，做這些事情。

And I remember one day I saw my my brother picked up snowboarding and it's like, uh e Oh, wait, no, It's your show, Larry.

我記得有一天，我看到我的兄弟學會了單板滑雪，它就像，呃... ... 哦，等等，不，這是你的節目，拉里。

Oh, no, no.

哦，不，不。

I'm here for you.

我是為你而來

Any time you wanna drop by and we can stare into each other's eyes on television.

你隨時都可以過來，我們可以在電視上凝視對方的眼睛。

Cornyn.

Cornyn.

Yeah.

是啊。

I never thought you have some of my favorite tweets.

沒想到你有一些我最喜歡的微博。

I sit down on Sunday nights and I scream out the source.

週日晚上坐下來，我就喊出了源頭。

I don't type them out.

我不打出來。

My wife sends them out.

我妻子送他們出去。

No, I give him the hook.

不，我給他的鉤子。

You just lie there and you shout things.

你只是躺在那裡大喊大叫。

No, surgery is underrated.

不，手術被低估了。

Corn cob is a good name for a horse.

玉米棒子是個好名字，是一匹馬。

Is this this?

是這個嗎？

You're just sitting there shouting?

你就坐在那裡大喊大叫？

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

Larry again, we love you.

又是拉里，我們愛你。

You did not come here to be humiliate Crimen ations.

你來這裡不是為了羞辱Crimen ations。

Larry, you have said that you plan to be cryogenically frozen.

拉里，你說過你打算被低溫冷凍。

So in other words, you put me in the ground or your burn me up with that.

所以換句話說，你要不把我放進地裡，要不就用這個把我燒死。

You don't want that?

你不想要嗎？

I wanna have a I'm Jewish.

我想有一個我是猶太人。

We gotta have hope.

我們得有希望。

I gotta I have a fragment of hope.

我得... ...我有一個希望的碎片。

My wife Oh, I thought you were saying You wanna be frozen at this side.

我的妻子 哦，我以為你是說你想在這邊被凍住。

I wanna be made real small and then frozen.

我想被做得很小，然後被冷凍。

So put in someone's drink My wife.

所以，把別人的飲料我的妻子。

Why do I come here?

我為什麼要來這裡？

My what?

我的什麼？

You just want to get You just wanna have yet another TV show What you want 30 years from now you come cracking out of the ice and go.

你只是想得到你只是想有另一個電視節目 你想30年後你從冰面上裂開然後走。

It's Larry King alive.

這是拉里-金活著。

Theme medical Ethicist Zeke Emmanuel states that he hopes he dies at age 75.

主題醫學倫理學家Zeke Emmanuel表示，他希望自己在75歲時死去。

Living past 75 is great.

活過75歲就好了。

There's plenty to do.

有很多事情可以做。

I'm constantly calling up the Discovery Channel saying, Hey, that's not how dinosaurs walk on another thing.

我不斷地給探索頻道打電話，說：嘿，恐龍不是這樣在另一個東西上行走的。

By the way, Zeke, I knew the guy you were named after the prophet Ezekiel.

對了，齊克，我知道你是以先知以西結的名字命名的人。

Hey, was an asshole too?

嘿，也是個混蛋？

Yeah.

是啊。

If I was past my prime, would I be able to do this?

如果我已經過了而立之年，我還能做到這一點嗎？

Yeah, every night.

是的，每天晚上。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

You will be missed.

我們會想念你的

Larry.

拉里