NEXT GUEST IS CELEBRATING 45 YEARS AS THE GREATEST TEAM IN

下一個客人是慶祝45年的最偉大的團隊在

MAGIC, AND THE SHOW FOOL US.

魔法，和節目欺騙我們。

WELL KEM PENN AND TELLER, ARE YOU OKAY.

金彭和泰勒，你們還好嗎？

>> DOING GREAT, DOING GREAT.

>>做得很好，做得很好。

>> James: WHAT'S HAPPENING.

>> 詹姆斯。發生了什麼事？

>> TELL CERTIFICATE USING A TATTOO NEEDLE TO CARVE A

>> 使用塔圖針雕刻證書。

PREDICTION IN TO MY ARM.

預測到我的手臂。

HE'S USING A TATTOO NEEDLE, WITH INK IS A-- [BLEEP] DAMN IT, IF

他使用的是紋身針，用墨水是一個 - [嗶] 該死的，如果。

IT HURTS MORE AND BLEEDS MORE, I WANTED TO SEE SHOW HOW SECURE WE

疼得更厲害，流得更多，我想看看我們有多安全。

ARE, TELLER PREDICTED WHAT TATTOO YOU WILL PICK TO PUT ON

是的，TELLER預測你會選擇什麼紋身來貼在身上。

MY ARM.

我的手臂。

THIS WILL BE YOUR TATTOO RIGHT HERE ON MY ARM.

這將是你的紋身，就在我的手臂上。

NOW WE HAVE CHOICES FOR YOU HERE.

現在，我們為您提供了選擇。

OF DIFFERENT TATTOOS THAT I AM WILLING TO GET ON MY ARM FOR

不同的紋身，我願意讓我的手臂上的。

YOU, IT WILL BE YOUR TATTOO.

你，這將是你的紋身。

WE HAVE THE FOOL US LOGO WHICH OF COURSE I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE

我們有愚弄我們的LOGO，當然，我很想擁有。

ON MY ARM.

在我的手臂上。

THE PEACE SIGN.

和平標誌。

FREEDOM CLUB WHICH IS OUR SIGNATURE CARD AND THE NAMES OF

自由俱樂部，這是我們的簽名卡和名字。

MY CHILDREN, AND NIXON, IT COULD BE NIXON.

我的孩子，和尼克松，它可能是尼克松。

NOW THERE IS ALSO TRUMP IN THERE, IF I LEFT YOU TO YOUR OWN

現在也有特朗普在裡面，如果我讓你自己去做的話

DEVICES, JAMES, YOU MIGHT BE MEAN SPIRITED AND PICK LIKE

器件，詹姆斯，你可能是故意的精神，並選擇喜歡。

NIXON TO PUT ON MY ARM OR TRUMP OR SOMETHING.

尼克松把我的手臂或特朗普或什麼的。

SO WE WILL HAVE YOU PICK AT RANDOM.

所以我們會讓你隨機挑選。

TELLER IS GOING TO GO THROUGH ONE BY ONE AND YOU WILL STAY

影音師要一個一個地過，你會留下來。

STOP WHENEVER YOU WANT AND PICK ONE AT RANDOM SO YOU WILL NOT

你想停就停，隨機選一個，這樣你就不會有任何問題。

SEE-- SO IT IS NOT GHING TO SHALL THE SKULL AND NOT WHATEVER

是以，它不是GHING SHALL的SKULL，而不是任何東西。

THAT IS, IT IS NOT GOING TO BE THAT, WHENEVER YOU WANT TO SAY

就是說，它不會是這樣的，無論你想說什麼。

STOP, JUST SAY STOP.

停止，只是說停止。

>> James: OKAY, I WILL.

>> 詹姆斯。好的，我會的。

STOP.

停止。

OKAY, DO YOU WANT THIS ONE OR THE NEXT ONE.

好吧，你要這個還是下一個。

>> James: THAT ONE.

>> 詹姆斯。那一個。

>> THAT ONE RIGHT THERE, OKAY.

>> 那一個就在那裡，好吧。

SO THIS WILL BE YOUR TATTOO ON MY ARM AND WHICH ONE DID YOU

所以，這將是你的紋身在我的手臂上，你做了哪一個。

PICK, JAMES.

PICK，JAMES。

OH, YOU PICKED-- YOU PICKED TONY FITZPATRICK, A BUDDY OF MINE IN

哦，你選擇了... 你選擇了唐尼-菲茨帕特里克，我的一個朋友，在...

CHICAGO, AN ARTIST, HE DREW A SNAKE WITH MOM UNDERNEATH IT.

芝加哥，一個藝術家，他畫了一條蛇，下面有媽媽。

SO IT WILL BE YOUR TATTOO ON MY ARM.

所以這將是你的紋身在我的手臂上。

YOU SAW HIM CARVING INTO MY ARM.

你看到他在我胳膊上刻字了。

WE COULD NOT CHANGE IT, THERE IN WAY TO CHEAT IT.

我們不能改變它，有辦法欺騙它。

YOU PICK THIS AT RANDOM AND ON MY ARM WILL BE YOUR TATTOO.

你隨便選一個，我胳膊上就會有你的紋身。

THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE, JAMES.

它就在那裡，詹姆斯。

YOUR TATTOO CARVED IN INTO MY ARM, YOUR TATTOO.

你的紋身刻在我的手臂上，你的紋身。

>> James: VERY GOOD.

>> 詹姆斯。非常好。

>> THAT IS THE TRICK FOR YOU, JAMES, BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE STHOWT

>> 這是你的訣竅，詹姆斯，但你可能有辦法

WE WENT SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE LIKE THIS.

我們經歷了更多這樣的事情。

>> James: OH, LOOK AT THAT.

>> 詹姆斯。哦，看那個。

THERE IS ONE WE DID EARLIER THERE JAMES THERE IS ONE THERE

有一個我們之前做的，有一個詹姆斯，有一個有

FOR YOU, RIGHT THERE, JAMES.

為你，就在那裡，詹姆斯。

>> James: IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

>> 詹姆斯。它是美麗的。

>> IT IS BEAUTIFUL.

>> 它是美麗的。

I WILL BE HAPPY TO HAVE THAT AM I WILL THINK OF YOU EVERY TIME I

我很高興能擁有那臺AM，每次我都會想起你。

ROLL UP MY SLEEVE.

捲起我的袖子。

>> James: NOTHING WOULD GIVE ME MORE PLEASURE, THANK YOU SO

>> 詹姆斯。沒有什麼會給我更多的快樂， 謝謝你，所以

MUCH, PENN & TELLER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NEW EPISODES OF FOOL

MUCH, PENN & TELLER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NEW EPISODES OF FOOLE.

US ARE AIRING RIGHT NOW.

我們現在正在播出。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK RIGHT AFTER THIS.

我們會馬上回來的，在這之後。