I can't stop thinking about him.

我無法停止對他的思念。

- You gotta forget about him.

- 你得忘記他。

- Yes, banish him from your mind, baby girl.

- 是的，把他從你的腦海裡驅逐出去，寶貝女兒。

- I know, I know you guys are right.

- 我知道，我知道你們是對的。

I can't keep letting him take up space.

我不能一直讓他佔地方。

Anyway, thanks for letting me vent.

總之，謝謝你讓我發洩。

I should get going.

我該走了

- Yeah, of course. - Okay.

- 是的，當然。- 是的，當然。

- Okay, okay.

- 好吧，好吧。

You can do this. It's not that hard.

你可以做到這一點。沒那麼難

You evicted those spiders.

你驅逐了那些蜘蛛。

I'm sorry, but you're five mosquitoes behind.

對不起，但你落後了五隻蚊子。

I know. I know you have family. (crying)

我知道，我知道你有家人我知道你有家人。（哭）

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

我很抱歉，我很抱歉我很抱歉 I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

我很抱歉，我很抱歉我很抱歉 I'm sorry.

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

- Aww man. Sports, aww balls.

- 啊，男人。運動，啊嗚球。

- Chad, we need to talk.

- 查德，我們需要談談。

- What's up, babe?

- 怎麼了，寶貝？

- You have been living in my head,

- 你一直活在我的腦海裡。

rent-free for quite some time now.

免租的相當一段時間了。

- Yeah, and I love it here.

- 是啊，我喜歡這裡。

Thanks so much for letting me crash.

謝謝你讓我住在這裡

- No, no, I didn't let you crash.

- 不，不，我沒有讓你崩潰。

You just came here, uninvited.

你不請自來就來了

- No, I'm pretty sure you invited me.

- 不，我很確定你邀請了我。

- When?

- 什麼時候？

Oh, shit.

哦，該死的。

- Yeah, I'm pretty sure you imagined my biceps bigger too.

- 是啊，我敢肯定你把我的二頭肌也想象得更大了。

Thanks so much, babe. Let's sweet of you.

非常感謝，寶貝。讓我們的甜蜜的你。

- Okay, well, you have, you have overstayed your welcome,

- 好吧，好吧，你有， 你已經過期了你的歡迎。

and now I need you to go.

現在我需要你去。

- Well like, I don't know, like what if I start paying rent?

- 嗯，我不知道，就像如果我開始支付租金？

Can I stay then?

那我可以留下來嗎？

- I mean, what kind of rent would you even...

- 我的意思是，什麼樣的租金，你甚至會... ...

(chimes ding)

（鐘聲叮噹）

No. No, these are breadcrumbs,

不，不，這些是麵包屑。

and I deserve paragraph texts.

而我應得段落文字。

- What if you let me live here,

- 如果你讓我住在這裡。

I tell you that eventually we might end up back together?

我告訴你，最終我們可能會回到一起？

- No, that is a, that is a lie.

- 不，那是一個，那是一個謊言。

That is only meant to keep me from moving on,

那只是為了不讓我繼續前進。

and it'll affect my long-term happiness.

而且會影響我的長期幸福。

- Okay. Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了好吧，我知道了

What if I tell you

如果我告訴你

that if you continue to let me crash, I'll protect you.

如果你繼續讓我崩潰，我會保護你。

- Protect me from what?

- 保護我什麼？

- From going back out there.

- 從回到那裡。

(scary music) (girl screams)

（可怕的音樂） （女孩尖叫聲）

The dating landscape.

約會景觀。

- That's not, that's not scary at all.

- 這不，這一點都不可怕。

I'm, I'm sure I'll find someone decent in all that fire.

我，我相信我一定會找到一個像樣的人在所有的火。

- Oh yeah? (scoffs)

- 哦，是嗎？（嘲笑）

How was your last date?

你最後一次約會怎麼樣？

- Uh, you're muted.

- 呃，你是靜音的。

No, you're muted.

不，你是靜音的。

- How about now?

- 現在呢？

- Oh, okay. You're back.

- 哦，好吧，你回來了。你回來了。

Nope. You're you're muted again.

不，你...你... ...你又被靜音了。

Yeah, you should see my emotions.

是啊，你應該看到我的情緒。

- What?

- 什麼？

- What?

- 什麼？

- Anyways, as I was saying, I love dating on Zoom.

- 總之，正如我所說，我喜歡在Zoom上約會。

You don't have to waste a bunch of money

你不用浪費一堆錢吧？

on chicks, you know?

在小雞，你知道嗎？

No fancy dinners. No nice drinks.

沒有花哨的晚餐。沒有好酒。

Nada.

沒有。

- Mmm hmm.

- 嗯嗯。

That wasn't that bad. I mean I've had worse.

這不是那麼糟糕。我的意思是，我已經有更糟糕的。

- Oh yeah? How was the one before that?

- 哦，是嗎？之前的那個怎麼樣？

- Oh no, yeah. I'm just experimenting. (laughs)

- 哦，不，是的。我只是在做實驗。（笑）

I wouldn't actually want to marry a woman.

我其實並不想娶一個女人。

(laughs) Eww.

(笑)Eww.

- Hmmmm.

- 哼哼。

I mean, yeah, that wasn't, that wasn't great.

我的意思是，是的，這是不是，這是不是偉大的。

- Yeah, well you get rid of me, babe,

- 是啊，你擺脫我，寶貝。

what do you got, huh?

你有什麼，是吧？

Who are you gonna pine over?

你要為誰憔悴？

You're gonna idealize?

你要理想化？

- Actually, probably no one.

- 其實，可能沒有人。

- What are you gonna do with all that time?

- 你打算用這些時間做什麼？

Right now you spent so many hours just daydreaming

現在你花了那麼多時間做白日夢。

about how we'll get back together, eventually.

關於我們如何重歸於好，最終。

Do you know how many hours we've spent here

你知道我們在這裡花了多少時間嗎？

replaying our conversations over and over again?

重播我們的對話一遍又一遍？

- I imagine it's a lot.

- 我想這是很多。

- It's a lot.

- 這是一個很大的。

You know, what are you gonna do with all those,

你知道，你打算怎麼處理這些東西嗎？

what are you gonna do with all those hours now, huh?

你打算怎麼做 所有這些小時，現在，是吧？

You gonna work on yourself? (scoffs)

你要在自己身上下功夫？（嘲笑）

Do passion projects?

做激情工程？

- Yeah!

- 是啊！

- Yeah, and then what?

- 是啊，然後呢？

- And then I'll probably gain

- 然後我可能會獲得

like a ton of self-esteem and confidence.

像一噸的自尊和自信。

- Wait, what?

- 等等，什麼？

- Yeah, if I take all this time and energy

- 是啊，如果我花了這麼多時間和精力。

that I'm giving to someone

贈人玫瑰手有餘香

who clearly doesn't give a flying fuck about me

誰顯然不給一個飛他媽的我

and then reinvest it into myself,

然後再投資到自己身上。

I mean, who knows what's possible?

我的意思是，誰知道會發生什麼？

- Wait, no, no, that's not what I'm saying.

- 等等，不，不，我不是這個意思。

- Thank you, Chad.

- 謝謝你，查德。

Though I have cherished our time together here,

雖然我很珍惜我們在這裡的相處時光。

you need to move out.

你需要搬出去。

- Oh my God.

- 哦，我的上帝。

- Oh my God.

- 哦，我的上帝。

- Oh my God. It hurts.

- 哦，我的上帝。疼啊

- Oh my God, Chad! I'm so sorry!

- 哦，我的上帝，查德！我很抱歉！

- Oh my God, babe. It's so painful

- 哦，我的上帝，寶貝。它是如此的痛苦

- Oh my God, I didn't know it would hurt you.

- 哦，我的上帝，我不知道它會傷害你。

I'm so sorry!

我很抱歉！

(both crying and yelling) - Thank you so much!

謝謝你！

- Just kidding, babe. Sike.

- 開個玩笑，寶貝。西克。

I'll see you in a couple of years on a lonely night.

幾年後，我會在一個孤獨的夜晚見到你。

You'll be thinking about these biceps.

你會想到這些二頭肌。

(bell dings)

（鐘聲）

- Man, those were some good biceps.

- 夥計，這些都是一些好的二頭肌。

I'm Anna Akana, and thank you to the patrons

我是安娜-阿卡納，感謝各位贊助人的支持。

who supported today's video.

誰支持今天的視頻。

And they get a Better Help for sponsoring today's episode.

而他們因為贊助了今天的節目，得到了更好的幫助。

Better Help's mission

更好的幫助的使命

is to provide anyone facing life's challenges,

是為任何面臨生活挑戰的人提供。

AKA all of us,

也就是我們所有人。

with affordable access to professional counseling.

獲得負擔得起的專業諮詢；

After filling out a brief questionnaire

在填寫了一份簡短的調查問卷後

about your history and what you would like to work on,

關於你的歷史和你想從事的工作。

you're matched with a therapist.

你與治療師匹配。

All 11,000 plus counselors on Better Health,

所有11,000多名諮詢師在Better Health上。

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毫無例外。

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有執照、受過培訓、經驗豐富並得到認可

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心理學家、婚姻和家庭治療師；

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臨床社會工作者

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或有執照的專業諮詢師。

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排程超級簡單靈活。

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您只需支付一個低的統一費用

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你可以去betterhelp.com/akana。

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今天註冊並獲得第一個月10%的折扣。

You guys know I'm obsessed with therapy.

你們知道我對治療很著迷。

So here you go. Good luck.

所以，在這裡你去。好運。

Bye.

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