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  • Subtitle: Bryan Pai, BS Translations

    字幕製作: Bryan Pai, BS翻譯組

  • OHH. OH, MAN.

    喔. 喔, 天阿.

  • I HOPE YOU KNOW YOU'RE CLEANING THAT UP, LAWRENCE.

    我希望你知道你得把那些清理乾淨, LAWRENCE.

  • UNLESS YOU WANT ANOTHER REASON TO BE SUSPENDED.

    除非你想要有另一個被停學的原因.

  • ANYWHO, WE'RE OFF FOR A QUICK JAUNT ROUND THE RACQUETBALL COURT.

    總之, 我們要去壁球場遠足了. 別等我們了. (註1)_

  • DON'T WAIT UP, BABY CAT.

    別等我們了, BABY CAT.

  • LAW? DID YOU HEAR ME?

    LAW? 你有聽到嗎?

  • SAID WE'RE GETTING SNACKS.

    我說我們要去買零食.

  • DO YOU WANT SNACKS?

    你想要零食嗎?

  • WELL, BYE.

    好吧, 再見.

  • JENNY! HI!

    JENNY! 嗨!

  • UM, SO YOU KNOW HOW I'M UNDECLARED RIGHT NOW?

    呃, 所以你知道我現在沒有主修嗎?

  • WELL, I WAS THINKING THAT I WOULD SHADOW FPS TOMORROW.

    嗯... 我在想明天去FPS課試聽.

  • THAT IS SO AWESOME!

    太棒了!

  • I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU THERE.

    我等不及在那見到你了.

  • Ted: HEY, GALS.

    Ted: 嗨, 女孩們. (註2)

  • Ted: LET'S DO IT!

    Ted: 來吧!

  • IS SOMETHING BURNING?

    是不是有東西燒焦了?

  • I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S MAKING US PRACTICE THROUGH BRUNCH.

    我真不敢相信她要我們在早午餐時練習.

  • YEAH, JENNY, TELL YOUR MOM MY STOMACH SAID,

    對阿, JENNY, 告訴你媽咪我的胃說,

  • "HEY, THIS IS YOUR STOMACH, JUMPIN' JACKS,

    "嘿, 這是你胃, JUMPIN' JACKS,

  • AND I'M HUNGRY, SO TELL JENNY."

    我餓了, 快跟JENNY說."

  • YEAH, I'LL BE SURE AND PASS THAT ALONG.

    好, 我保證會轉達的.

  • BUT IN THE MEANTIME, WHAT DO I DO WITH THESE DONUTS?

    但在同時, 我該怎麼處理這些甜甜圈呢?

  • OHHH!

    喔!

  • DONUTS! SWEET! WHAT?

    甜甜圈! 太棒了! 什麼?

  • Jumpin' Jacks: SORRY, BRIAN.

    Jumpin' Jacks: 抱歉, BRIAN.

  • SORRY.

    抱歉.

  • HERE?

    這裡?

  • DROP THOSE DONUTS, SUGARPLUMS.

    放下那些甜甜圈, 甜心們.

  • BEHOLD THE MARY MATRIX DIET.

    瞧啊! MARY MATRIX飲食法.

  • THAT'S RIGHT. HEALTHY FOOD FOREVER.

    沒錯. 永遠都只能吃健康的食物.

  • EVERY TIME YOU STUFF THOSE LITTLE FACES WITH JUNK FOOD,

    每次在你把垃圾食物塞進小臉,

  • YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON THORINE, OMEGA-3S, ANTIOXIDANTS.

    你就錯過了攝取THORINE, OMEGA-3脂肪酸, 抗氧化劑的機會.

  • IT'S KILLING YOUR REACTION TIME.

    它正在摧毀你的反應速度.

  • OBSERVE.

    仔細看好.

  • FIT BODIES, FIT MINDS.

    健壯的身材, 健壯的頭腦.

  • WHICH REMINDS ME,

    這提醒了我,

  • 30 LAPS AROUND THE QUAD BEFORE LUNCH.

    在中午前給我跑30圈.

  • BUT WE'RE STARVING!

    但我們餓死了!

  • GET A MOVE ON! GO!

    快點行動! 去!

  • GO, GO, GO!

  • BRIAN, STAY.

    BRIAN, 留下.

  • SO HOW IS IT LIVING WITH LAW?

    跟LAW生活如何?

  • ACTUALLY, I'M GLAD YOU ASK.

    事實上, 我很高興你問了.

  • UM, NOT TOO HOT.

    呃, 不是很好.

  • WELL, ACTUALLY IT IS TOO HOT

    好吧, 其實真的很熱 (雙關語hot有很熱也有很酷的意思)

  • BECAUSE, UH, HE SET FIRE TO MY ROOM.

    因為, 呃, 他放火燒了我房間.

  • REALLY? HE SOUNDS MISERABLE. GOOD WORK, KID.

    真的嗎? 他聽來很悲慘. 做的好, 小子.

  • YEAH, I GUESS, BUT...

    對阿, 我猜, 但是...

  • WAIT. THAT'S WHY YOU MADE HIM MY ROOMMATE?

    等等. 那就是你讓我跟他當室友的原因?

  • I KNEW LIVING WITH YOU WOULD REMIND HIM

    我知道跟你住在一起會提醒他

  • OF WHAT A FAILURE HE IS.

    他是個多大的輸家.

  • BETWEEN YOU AND ME, HE'S THE WORST GUY THAT JENNY EVER DATED.

    別告訴任何人, 他是JENNY有史以來最糟的男友.

  • OH, WELL, BETWEEN YOU AND ME, HE SET FIRE TO MY ROOM.

    喔, 好吧, 別告訴任何人, 他放火燒了我房間.

  • YOU JUST BEING CUTE, OR YOU TALKING BACK TO ME?

    你只是在裝可愛, 還是你在跟我回嘴?

  • BETTER GO RUN LAPS NOW.

    我最好快點去跑步了.

  • MMM.

    嗯.

  • WHICH BRINGS US TO THE CRUX OF THE QUERY:

    這讓我們來到了關鍵的難題:

  • HOW FAST SHOULD CAR "A's" SPEED BE GOING INTO TURN 7?

    在進入第七個彎道時"A車"的速度因該要多快呢?

  • PICK ME! PICK ME, I'M AWESOME!

    選我! 選我, 我超棒!

  • THEODORE, THE COURT IS YOURS.

    THEODORE, 法庭是你的了.

  • GIVEN HIS ENTRY LINE, HE SHOULD BE GOING 55 MILES PER HOUR.

    從他入彎的路線來看, 他應該要開時速55英里. (註3)

  • YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

    你真是個笨蛋!

  • HOW 'BOUT 48 MILES PER HOUR?

    48英里如何呢?

  • BRAVO, CLUTCH. THREE HUNDRED YARDS.

    太棒了, CLUTCH. 三百碼. (註3)

  • YEAH!

    讚啦!

  • YOU HAVE PASSED THE SODA STAR.

    你已經超過了汽水星.

  • SODA STAR!

    汽水星!

  • AW, MAN! THERE'S NO POP!

    天阿! 沒有汽水了!

  • THE FIZZY RIVER RUNS DRY?

    泡沫河乾枯了? (註4)

  • SOMETHING'S AMISS.

    事情不對勁.

  • WHERE ARE PISTON AND DOMINO PRIME?

    PISTON 和 DOMINO PRIME在哪裡?

  • PISTON! AND YOU, DOMINO PRIME!

    PISTON! 還有你, DOMINO PRIME!

  • W-WHAT HAPPENED?

    發...發生了什麼事?

  • THE DUCHESS?

    女公爵?

  • SHE AND HER KART GOONS KNEW OF OUR PLAN

    她和她的賽車暴徒知道我們要 (註5)

  • TO RAID THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE.

    突襲教師休息室的計畫.

  • THEY AMBUSHED US AND TOOK THE SODA,

    他們偷襲了我們並搶走了汽水,

  • BUT WE HAVE THE KEY.

    但我們拿走了鑰匙.

  • OHH.

    喔.

  • FOR THIS I AM GLAD.

    有這個, 我很高興.

  • BUT ALAS, THE DUCHESS OF KART HAS RENDERED US SODALESS.

    但可惜, 女公爵的暴徒們使我們沒有了汽水庫存. (註6)

  • OUR THROATS SHALL REMAIN PARCHED FOR A WEEK.

    我們的喉嚨將會乾渴一整個禮拜.

  • PERHAPS EVEN TWO.

    有可能是二個禮拜.

  • TRULY THIS IS OUR DARKEST HOUR.

    這真的是我們最黑暗的時刻.

  • I'LL GET THE SODAS.

    我會去拿汽水.

  • I CAN DO IT, D.K. I WAS BORN TO.

    我做的到, D.K. 我是天生好手. (註7)

  • FAT CHANCE, DINGUS.

    不可能, 傻瓜. (註8)

  • THOSE 'SHROOMED-UP KART SHARKS WILL EAT YOU ALIVE.

    那些靠迷幻蘑菇長大的賽車鯊魚會把你給活活吃掉的. (註9)

  • PERHAPS, CHILD.

    也許吧, 孩子.

  • BUT PER ANOTHER HAP,

    但又或許,

  • THIS MAY BE THEODORE'S CHANCE

    這可能是THEODORE的機會

  • TO PROVE HIS QUALITY.

    來證明他的地位.

  • DRIFT LIKE THE WIND, LITTLE ONE.

    像風一樣得飄移吧, 小夥子. (註10)

  • YOU CARRY THE FATE OF US ALL.

    你背負著我們所有人的命運.

  • THEY'RE BOTH RED AND HEALTHY.

    那兩個都很紅又健康.

  • JUST PICK ONE, KID.

    隨便挑一個吧, 孩子.

  • OH. SORRY.

    喔. 抱歉.

  • WAIT, WHAT?

    等等, 什麼?

  • BRIAN D! GET YOUR ASS TO MY OFFICE!

    BRIAN D! 滾到我的辦公室!

  • DOUBLE TIME!

    加快腳步! (註11)

  • AW, MAN.

    天哪.

  • NEXT.

    下一個.

  • SO, ALLISON, YOU'RE LOSING.

    哎呀, ALLISON, 你快輸了.

  • THAT'S NICE. HEY, QUICK Q.

    打的不錯. 嘿, 簡短的問題. (註12)

  • YOU KNOW ANY BRASSERIES THAT DO LAST-MINUTE LUNCH REZZIES?

    你知道有哪家小餐館接受臨時的午餐預約嗎? (註13)

  • I COULD REALLY CRUSH A GOOD WINE-AND-CHEESE PAIRING

    我真的很想來個美酒配起司 (註14)

  • AFTER YOU GIVE ME THOSE TWO G's.

    在你給我那兩個G之後. (註15)

  • SORRY, SHANE. THE ONLY THING ON THE MENU IS A FLANK STEAK.

    抱歉, SHANE. 唯一在菜單上的只有包抄牛排.

  • OH. IS THAT YOU FLANKING ME, OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING

    喔. 你真的在包抄我, 還是你只是試著要

  • TO MAKE THE WHOLE FOOD JOKE THING WORK?

    成功地說個食物笑話?

  • EITHER WAY I'M WINNING, SO, ABOUT THOSE TWO G's,

    總之呢我要贏了, 所以呢, 關於那兩個G,

  • IF YOU COULD JUST TYPE THEM IN NOW FOR ME.

    你現在可以給我了嗎.

  • "G" FOR "GOOD."

    "G" 代表著 "好."

  • OKAY, NOW "G" FOR "GAME."

    OK, 現在 "G" 代表著 "遊戲."

  • COME ON, ALLIE-GATOR.

    來吧, ALLIE-GATOR. (雙關語, 註16)

  • GIMME THE GAME.

    給我"遊戲".

  • GIMME THE GAME.

    給我"遊戲".

  • ACTUALLY, HIS PLANES CAN'T REFUEL,

    其實呢, 他的飛機不能加油,

  • SO IF YOU REGROUP IN THE MOUNTAINS TO THE SOUTH--

    所以, 如果你在南邊的山上重新集結--

  • OKAY, GUYS, WHO'S THE NERD?

    好了, 大家, 那個書呆子是誰? (Nerd註解請看上集)

  • OH. KI SWAN, 1,500 POINTS. EX-RHYTHM GAMER.

    喔. KI SWAN, 1,500點 (請看第一季). 前音樂類玩家.

  • I HAVE BEEN SHADOWING CLASSES ALL DAY LONG,

    我一整天都在試聽,

  • AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT RTS IS THE FIRST ONE

    而我得說即時戰略是第一個 (註17)

  • THAT HAS REALLY SPOKEN TO ME, WHICH IS WHY I'M SPEAKING NOW,

    對我真的有吸引力的課, 也是為何我正在發言的原因,

  • AND I WOULD BE HONORED TO TRY OUT FOR YOUR TEAM.

    還有如果我能參加你的隊伍選拔我會感到很榮幸的.

  • I DON'T KNOW, KI. ARE YOU COOL?

    我不確定, KI. 你夠酷嗎?

  • I NEVER THOUGHT SO, NO.

    我從不這麼認為, 不.

  • IT'S NOT COOL TO TELL THE TRUTH.

    說實話一點都不酷.

  • BUT WE'LL GIVE IT TO THE FLOOR. BUY OR SELL?

    但我把發言權交給大家. 買下或賣掉? (註18)

  • -SHE DOESN'T EVEN WEAR A SUIT. -SHE LOOKS LIKE A SQUARE.

    -她連西裝都沒穿. -她看起來像是個老古板. (註19)

  • OH, SHE'S NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HER.

    喔, 如果你去認識她你會知道她人很好.

  • SHE TALKS ABOUT HERSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON.

    她用第三人稱來稱呼自己.

  • All: SELL THIS TURKEY!

    眾人: 把這個笨蛋賣掉! (註20)

  • SORRY, KI. GO SUCK SOMEWHERE ELSE.

    抱歉了, KI. 去別的地方討人厭. (Suck註解請看上集)

  • NOTHING BETTER THAN A FOURTH TACO, YOU FEEL ME?

    沒有任何東西比第4個墨西哥玉米餅還要棒了, 你懂嗎? (註21)

  • -YOU LOST YOUR SCHOLARSHIP. -WHAT?

    -你失去了你的獎學金. -啥?

  • AFTER THE LAW'S FIASCO,

    在THE LAW徹底失敗後, (註22)

  • THE NEA PULLED THE GOLDEN GUN GRANT,

    全國教育協會把黃金槍獎助金給收回去了, (註23)

  • SO...

    所以...

  • YEAH.

    對.

  • IT'S ALL HERE.

    全都寫在這裡了.

  • HO-KAY.

    呃-好吧.

  • I HAVE NO MONEY, SO IS THERE LIKE, UH,

    我一點錢都沒有, 所以有沒有, 呃,

  • LIKE A WORK-STUDY PROGRAM I COULD DO?

    像是半工半讀計畫能讓我參與的?

  • LIKE, MAYBE I COULD START IN THE LIBRARY AND DO SOME FILING.

    像是, 也許我可以在圖書館工作, 做些整理資料的事情.

  • OR, HEY, DO YOU NEED A PERSONAL ASSISTANT?

    或者, 嘿, 你需要一位私人秘書嗎?

  • I MAKE A MEAN CUP OF JOE.

    我可以做出很棒的咖啡喔. (註24)

  • WHAT...?

    啥...?

  • A JANITOR!

    工友!

  • WHEN DO I START?

    我從何時開始工作?

  • YOU CAN START NOW, WITH ALL THAT.

    你現在就可以開始了, 先從那堆開始.

  • SO YOU WANT ME TO JUST, LIKE, PUT IT BACK?

    所以你要我, 把他們全放回去?

  • HA!

    哈!

  • IT'S TUBULAR!

    好多管狀物!

  • YES!

    太棒了!

  • -WHO'S IN THIS BOX?

    -誰在這箱子裡? (註25)

  • MR. WONG?

    王先生? (請看卡司介紹)

  • YOUR CAR'S GETTING TOWED.

    你的車被拖掉了.

  • I LEFT THE HAZARDS ON!

    我把警示燈開著ㄟ! (註26)

  • HE'S GONE. YOU CAN COME OUT.

    他走了. 你可以出來了.

  • HEY, THANKS FOR THE SAVE BACK THERE.

    嘿, 謝謝你救了我.

  • OH, UM... MY NAME IS TED.

    喔, 呃... 我的名子是TED.

  • WHAT'S YOURS?

    你呢?

  • YOU'RE WELCOME.

    不客氣.

  • OH, MY GOD! I JUST CHEATED ON KI!

    喔, 天阿! 我剛剛對KI不忠了! (註27)

  • I'M A TERRIBLE NINJA.

    我是個糟糕的忍者.

  • TED, YOUR ENTIRE FLOOR IS YELLING AT ME

    TED, 你的整間樓層都在對我怒吼

  • ABOUT SOME GUY ACTING GROSS IN THE STUDY ROOM,

    說啥一個男的在讀書室做出噁心的舉動,

  • SO JUST ACT LIKE AN R.A. FOR ONCE AND DEAL WITH IT.

    所以這次當好你的舍顧然後把他給處理好 (第一季, RA註解請看上集)

  • -WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? -GET OUT OF MY ROOM.

    -你在這幹嘛? -滾出我的房間.

  • I AM OUT OF YOUR ROOM. THIS IS TED'S ROOM.

    我不在你的房間裡. 這是TED的房間.