Let's test it out

讓我們來驗證一下

Hey... -Hi. -How is it going? -...Hi?

嘿...－嗨。－你好嗎？－...嗨？

How are you? -What?

你好嗎？－什麼？

How are you? Do you want to play with my croissant?

你好嗎？你想玩一下我的牛角包嗎？

Here you go. -Oh, number. Okay

給你。－喔，你是要電話號碼。好

9...1...8

9...1...8

Would you like to go out with me tonight? -I have no idea what you're saying

今晚我們約會嗎？－我完全不知道你在說什麼

Your phone number? -What?

我的電話號碼？－什麼？

Oh, oh. -So we can go out

喔，喔。－所以我們可以一起出去玩

Perfect, perfect, thank you

太好了，太棒了，謝謝

Thank you

謝謝

How are you? My name is Marc-Antoine

你好嗎？我叫 Marc-Antoine

That's okay...

沒問題

What's your phone number?

你的電話號碼是多少？

What's your phone number?

你的電話號碼是多少？

Phone number? -Yes...

電話號碼？－對的

So we can party. -Yes...

所以我們可以一起參加聚會。－是的

Can I have your phone number? -Yes...

我能要你的電話號碼嗎？－可以

I'd love to get your number. -770

我想知道你的電話號碼。－770

Your number? -818

你的電話號碼是多少？－818

Your phone number?

你的電話號碼是多少？

Well, I don't know how we're gonna talk, I don't speak French

呃，我們要如何和對方交談啊，我都不會說法語

You are big girls, you are at university and everything

你們是大女孩，你們在大學

University! -Yes, that's it!

大學！－對的，就是這個！

Do you want to sleep with me tonight?

今晚你想和我滾床單嗎？

What?

什麼？

I don't know what you're saying, I'm sorry

我不知道你在說什麼，抱歉

I'm about to get a translator, hang on

我應該去找一個翻譯，等等

I come from France. -Where are your friends?

我來自法國。－你的朋友在哪？

No, he said 'France'

不，他說的是「法國」

Canada National Anthem

加拿大國歌

I don't know the rest of the lyrics...

我不知道接下來的歌詞是什麼...

Can you dance like Alizée? -I don't s-...

你可以和 Alizée 一樣跳舞嗎？－我不會...

You want to dance?

想一起跳舞嗎？

I'm sorry, I don't speak French

不好意思，我不說法語

Do you know Rémi Gaillard?

你知道 Rémi Gaillard 嗎？

It's by doing whatever we want that we become anything we want

通過做我們想做的任何事，我們會成為我們想成為的任何人

I have no idea what you're saying. Do you want my phone number?

我完全不知道你在說什麼。你是想要我的電話號碼嗎？

Yes...Alizée.

是的... Alizée。

Do you know 'Denver, the Last Dinosaur'?

你知道《最後的恐龍 Denver》（一部美國動畫片）嗎？

Oh, I'm sorry, I don't understand

喔，不好意思，我不明白

You know 'Denver, the Last Dinosaur'. -I don't understand

你知道《最後的恐龍 Denver》－我不明白你在說什麼

Denver...Denver, the Last Dinosaur

Denver ...Denver,最後的恐龍

Do you know it? -I'm sorry

你知道它嗎？－不好意思

It's a very very famous TV show

這是個十分十分有名的電視節目

Do you know Denver? -I don't know what you're saying. -Denver, no? -No.

你知道Denver嗎？－我不知道你在說什麼。－Denver，不？－不。

I lost my dinosaur... -I don't speak French, I'm sorry

我弄丟了我的恐龍...－我不懂說法語，不好意思

But my dinosaur, I lost my dinosaur...

但是我的恐龍，我弄丟了我的恐龍...

My number?

我的電話號碼？

Just a quick question... -I don't know what you're saying

問一個簡單的問題 ...－我不知道你在說什麼

You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day, that's crazy, right?

你一定很累了吧，因為你一整天都在我的腦海裡揮之不去，這很不可思議是吧？

I have an apartment if you want...

我有一套公寓，如果你願意的話...

So you can rest

這樣你就可以休息一下

I'm looking for a place to live...

我在找住的地方...

I don't speak French

我不會說法語

I'm looking for a girl to live with...

我在尋找一個女孩一起生活...

I don't know what you're saying

我不知道你在說什麼

Mine? -Yes...

我的？－是的...

7...1...4

7...1...4

I am French

我是法國人

Sí...I mean, 'Oui'

Sí...我的意思是，Oui

What's your name? -Chloe

你叫什麼名字？－Chloe

Chloe? Nice to meet you

Chloe？很高興認識你

My name is Marc-Antoine

我叫Marc-Antoine

Your feet like that, that's very elegant

你的腳這樣放著，非常的優雅

And you? You don't want to put your feet on the table?

你呢？你不想把你的腳放到桌子上嗎？

I like that, it excites me

我喜歡那樣，這讓我很興奮

Her father is a thief...

她的父親是小偷...

Because he stole all the stars from the sky to put them in your eyes

因為他偷走了天空中所有的星星並將它們放到你的眼中

Bye-bye

再見

Ciao

再見

France National Anthem

法國國歌

Oh okay, is it like the French anthem?

喔好吧，這是法國國歌嗎？

Here. -Yes

給。－好

I was joking, okay?

我在開玩笑的，好嗎？

We're filming right now

我們正在錄影

It's for a youtube channel, 'whatever'

這是個YouTube 的節目，叫做“whatever”

It's a prank... -Okay, oh my god...

這是在逗你們玩...－好吧，我的天...