( ballad playing softly )

♪ I AM A SHARK, ISN'T THAT NEAT? ♪

♪ YOU COULDN'T NAME SOMETHING I COULDN'T EAT ♪

♪ WOULDN'T YOU THINK I'M THE SHARK-- ♪

♪ THE SHARK WHO'S ATE EVERYTHING? ♪

♪ FISH AND A CRAB, DOLPHIN AND SKATE ♪

♪ ONE TIME I ATE AN OLD LICENSE PLATE ♪

♪ LOOKING AT ME YOU'D THINK, "SURE HE'S ATE EVERYTHING" ♪

♪ I'VE HAD TUNA AND HUMPBACKS APLENTY ♪

♪ I'VE BIT SWIMMERS AND SURFERS GALORE... ♪

YOU WANNA KNOW HOW KIDS TASTE?

I'VE BIT 20.

♪ BUT WHO CARES? ♪

♪ NO BIG DEAL ♪

♪ I WANT MORE ♪

- ♪ I WANNA EAT WHAT THE PEOPLE EAT... ♪ - ( screaming )

- ( snarling ) - ♪ I WANNA TRY AN ICE-CREAM SUNDAE ♪

♪ CHEESE AND WINE APPETIZERS ♪

♪ A CHICKEN MAIN COURSE ♪

♪ I'LL EVEN TRY STUFF THAT PEOPLE WON'T TRY ♪

♪ DALMATIANS, HYENAS, SWANS AND EARTHWORMS ♪

- ♪ I DREAM OF EATING A... ♪ - ( hooves galloping )

WHAT'S THAT WORD AGAIN?

♪ HORSE ♪

♪ I AM A SHARK, YET SO INCOMPLETE ♪

♪ I DON'T NEED CLOTHES, JUST GIVE ME SOME FEET ♪

♪ SO I CAN WALK-- ♪

- ♪ NO, MAKE THAT RUN... ♪ - ( screams )

- ♪ AND EAT EVERYTHING... ♪ - ( snarling )

♪ WHAT WOULD I GIVE IF I COULD LIVE ♪

♪ AS A FOOD JUNKIE? ♪

- ( screams ) - ♪ OR HELL, I WOULD PAY TO ABLE TO SAY ♪

- ♪ I'VE TRIED EATING SHAMPOO? ♪ - ( belches )

♪ IF I WERE YOU, HERE'S WHAT I'D DO ♪

- ♪ BREAK INTO A ZOO AND EAT A MONKEY... ♪ - ( whimpering )

- ♪ POLICE WOULD CONDEMN, BUT I'D EAT THEM... ♪ - ( snarling )

- ♪ EAT THEIR COP CARS TOO... ♪ - ( key change )

♪ I'M READY TO BITE ALL THAT PEOPLE BITE ♪

♪ EVEN THE THINGS THAT PEOPLE DON'T BITE ♪

♪ WHAT IS A FIRE AND HOW DOES IT-- ♪

WHAT'S THAT WORD?

♪ TASTE? ♪

♪ WHAT A BIG WASTE, WHAT IS MY WORTH? ♪

♪ I AM A SHARK THAT CAN ONLY EAT HALF OF THE EARTH ♪

♪ STUCK UNDERNEATH ♪

♪ WITH 500 TEETH-- ♪

( whirring )

( splashes )

♪ I WANT TO EAT WHAT THE CHINESE EAT. ♪

( bangs )

( static buzzing )