Pretty corny outfit, if you ask me. (laughs)

很老土的裝備，如果你問我。（笑）

- Now is not the time for hilarious jokes, Orange,

- 現在不是開搞笑玩笑的時候，橙子。

the world could end at any moment.

世界隨時都有可能毀滅。

(Orange yells)

(橙子的叫聲)

- Wait, you said that last Friday.

- 等等，你上週五就說過了

- That's fair, I basically say that every Friday.

- 這很公平，我基本上每週五都會說。

But I'm telling you, Orange,

但我告訴你，橘子君。

this time, I have it on good authority.

這一次，我有充分的權力。

This random AM radio frequency I stumbled upon.

我偶然發現的這個隨機的AM電臺頻率。

- [Reporter] Humanity as we know it is at an end.

- [記者]我們所知道的人類已經走到了盡頭。

It's happening and approaching! (yells)

它的發生和接近！（大叫）

(dramatic music)

咍

- Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh,

- 我的天哪，我的天哪，我的天哪。

what do we do?

我們該怎麼做？

- Get in the can, my man.

- 進罐子裡去，我的夥計。

- Ew, it smells like a hermit crab in here.

- Ew，它聞起來像一個寄居蟹在這裡。

- That is so rude!

- 太沒禮貌了！

- You see Orange, our only hope

- 你看橙色，我們唯一的希望

is to get into a bunker and people stock their bunkers

是進入一個掩體和人們庫存他們的掩體。

with lots of canned food.

與大量的罐頭食品。

If people mistake us for canned food,

如果人們誤以為我們是罐頭食品。

then maybe they'll take us for their...

也許他們會把我們當成他們的... ...

Wait, it's working!

等等，它的工作！

- See you on the other side, bunker buddy.

- 另一邊見，碉堡裡的朋友。

Whoa, nice bunker.

哇，不錯的地堡。

I was afraid you were taking me to a real clunker. (laughs)

我還擔心你會帶我去一個真正的垃圾桶呢。（笑）

Oh, hey, Canned Tomatoes, hey!

哦，嘿，西紅柿罐頭，嘿!

- What?

- 什麼？

- What kind of food should I write on my can,

- 罐頭上應該寫什麼樣的食物。

I'm trying to survive the end of the world

我想在世界末日的時候活下來

and I need a great disguise.

我需要一個偉大的偽裝。

- I'm sorry, you expect to pass as a canned food?

- 對不起，你指望通過罐頭食品？

Look, let's not get too-

聽著，我們不要太...

- Carried away?

- 帶走了？

- Exactly.

- 就是這樣

- No, carried away.

- 不，被帶走了。

(Canned Tomatoes screams)

（番茄罐頭的尖叫聲）

Poor Canned Tomatoes,

可憐的西紅柿罐頭。

we barely even got a chance to ketchup. (laughs)

我們幾乎連番茄醬的機會都沒有。（笑）

(Canned Cheeseburger groans)

(芝士漢堡罐頭的呻吟聲)

Hey, mysterious silhouette in the corner.

嘿，角落裡的神祕人影。

Hey!

嘿！

- What do you want?

- 你想要什麼？

- What's a really disgusting canned food

- 什麼是真正噁心的罐頭食品？

that no one would ever eat?

沒人願意吃的？

I'm gonna write that on my can.

我要把這句話寫在我的罐頭上。

See, I don't wanna get eaten,

你看，我不想被吃掉。

I just wanna live on this shelf

我只想住在這個架子上

while the world outside goes to poop.

當外面的世界去拉屎。

- Well, in that case,

- 那麼，在這種情況下，

pretend you're a canned cheeseburger, like me.

假裝你是一個罐頭芝士漢堡，像我一樣。

- Wow, you're a cheeseburger in a can?

- 哇，你是罐頭裡的芝士漢堡？

Well, that's-

嗯，那是...

- Disgusting, believe me, I know.

- 噁心，相信我，我知道。

I've sat around on this shelf for so long

我在這個架子上坐了很久了。

I'm starting to near my expiration date.

我開始接近我的有效期了。

- You're telling me you're like-

- 你是說你就像... ...

- An entire cheeseburger crammed into a can?

- 一整個漢堡包塞進罐頭裡？

Yes, it's a thing.

是的，它是一個東西。

- Oh, man.

- 哦，夥計。

I mean, I definitely don't wanna get eaten,

我的意思是，我絕對不想被吃掉。

but on the other nonexistent hand,

但在另一方面不存在的手。

I have standards.

我有標準。

Aren't there any other disgusting canned foods I can be

難道就沒有其他噁心的罐頭食品了嗎？

that a little less disgusting?

那就不那麼噁心了？

- Sure, there's Cream of Mushroom.

- 當然，有奶油蘑菇。

- No, no, no! (screams)

- 不，不，不！（尖叫聲）

- Or should I say, there was Cream of Mushroom.

- 或者我應該說，有奶油蘑菇。

Oh, there's Cream of Broccoli.

哦，有奶油西蘭花。

(Cream of Broccoli screams)

（奶油西蘭花的尖叫聲）

- More like Scream of Broccoli these days, huh? (laughs)

- 最近更像《西蘭花的尖叫》，是吧？（笑）

- Hold on, this is fantastic.

- 等一下，這真是太棒了。

- What's fantastic?

- 什麼是奇妙的？

My joke?

我的笑話？

Yeah, I thought it was pretty good too. (laughs)

是啊，我也覺得挺好的。（笑）

- No, don't you see what's happening?

- 不，你不明白髮生了什麼嗎？

They're running low on supplies.

他們的補給不多了

- And you're excited about this?

- 你對這個很興奮？

- Of course, it's my dream to be eaten

- 當然，被人吃掉是我的夢想。

before my expiration date.

在我的到期日之前。

- Excuse me?

- 你說什麼？

- I suppose it'll all come down as it always does

- 我想這一切都會像往常一樣結束的。

to me and Dehydrated Tarantula in a Can.

給我和脫水的狼蛛罐頭。

- The what in a what?

- 什麼中的什麼？

- Yes, it's a thing.

- 是的，它是一個東西。

Hello, Canned Cheeseburger.

你好，罐裝芝士漢堡。

- Hello, Dehydrated Tarantula in a Can,

- 你好，脫水狼蛛罐頭。

you're looking somewhat edible today, I suppose.

我想，你今天看起來有點吃得開。

- Yeah, well, I wish I could say the same.

- 是啊，我希望我也能這麼說。

- I hate you so much, Tarantula in a Can!

- 我恨死你了，罐頭裡的狼蛛!

- Go on and hate, this spider's about to be ate.

- 繼續恨，這隻蜘蛛就要被吃了。

Get it, 'cause someone's gonna eat me

得到它，因為有人會吃了我。

and also 'cause I have eight legs.

也因為我有八條腿

- Yeah, double pun, nice.

- 是啊，雙關語，不錯。

- Heck yeah, it is.

- 是的，它是。

- Enough!

- 夠了！

Listen here, Tarantula in a Can,

聽著，罐頭裡的狼蛛。

I'm gonna get eaten before you do

我會在你之前被吃掉的

one way or another.

這樣或那樣。

- Yeah right, dude,

- 是啊，夥計。

like anyone's ever gonna eat a cheeseburger in a can.

像任何人的永遠要去 吃一個罐頭漢堡。

- They will to.

- 他們會到。

- Will not.

- 不會。

- Will to!

- 會的！

- Will-

- 將...

(hatch creaks)

（艙門吱吱作響）

- The hatch!

- 艙門！

They're opening the bunker.

他們正在打開地堡

- Orange, come out, the weather's fine.

- 橙子，出來吧，天氣很好。

- The apocalypse, it's over, woo hoo!

- 啟示錄，已經結束了，嗚嗚嗚!

- What are you cheering about, Orange?

- 橙子，你在歡呼什麼？

I'll never get eaten now.

我現在永遠不會被吃了。

If people aren't stuck in bunkers

如果人們不被困在地堡裡的話

that means I have to go head to head

那就是我要和你一決高下

with normal cheeseburgers

與普通的漢堡包

who aren't in cans, I don't stand a chance!

誰不是在罐頭裡，我沒有機會！

- Well, you could be a cheeseburger outside of a can,

- 好吧，你可以成為一個罐頭外的芝士漢堡。

couldn't you?

你不能嗎？

- What are you talking about?

- 你在說什麼？

- It's nonsense, don't listen to him, Cheeseburger.

- 這是胡說八道，不要聽他的，芝士漢堡。

- Wait, keep talking, Orange.

- 等等，繼續說，橙子。

- Well, I mean, I could let you out of your can

- 我的意思是，我可以讓你離開你的罐子。

and then you'd be a normal cheeseburger.

然後你就會成為一個正常的漢堡包。

And then maybe someone would wanna eat you.

然後，也許有人會想吃你。

- You can't do that, it's cheating.

- 你不能這麼做，這是作弊。

- I can do whatever I want, Tarantula!

- 我可以做任何我想做的事，塔蘭圖拉！

- Now that's what I call a can do attitude. (laughs)

- 現在，這就是我所說的能幹的態度。（笑）

- Orange, let me free.

- 橙子，讓我自由。

It's time the world saw what a real cheeseburger looks like.

是時候讓世界看看真正的芝士漢堡是什麼樣子了。

- All right, let's do it.

- 好吧，我們開始吧。

- How do I look?

- 我看起來怎麼樣？

Am I beautiful?

我漂亮嗎？

- Not good.

- 不太好

- Someone's mouth must be watering

- 一定有人在流口水

at the thought of biting into my delicious buns.

一想到咬著我的美味包子，

Which are not technically past expiration, I might add.

我想補充一下，技術上還沒有過期。

Oh hello there.

哦，你好。

Orange, it's happening.

橙子，它的發生。

Thank you so much.

非常感謝你。

I've waited so long for this moment

我等這一刻等了很久。

and now finally this cheeseburger's in paradise.

現在終於這個漢堡包的天堂。

Here we go.

我們走吧

(record scratches)

(記錄劃痕)

What am I doing in the dog dish?

我在狗盤裡做什麼？

I'm people food.

我是人們的食物。

Oh, what the heck, this counts!

哦，管他呢，這也算數!

Yeah!

是啊！

- Orange, Orange, you gotta let me out of this can.

- 橙子，橙子，你得讓我離開這個罐子。

If I can get into that dog bowl

如果我能進入那個狗碗

it can be my shot at getting eaten too.

這也是我被吃掉的機會。

Once that dog lays eyes

一旦那隻狗看上了

on my beautiful dehydrated spider body

在我美麗的脫水蜘蛛身體上

it won't be able to resist.

它將無法抗拒。

Let me out.

讓我出去

Yes!

是的！

Hello world, it's me, Dehydrated Tarantula!

世界你好，是我，脫水狼蛛!

I'm out of the can.

我沒辦法了

Oh, lost a leg.

哦，失去了一條腿。

Who cares?

誰在乎呢？

Hey, Fido, want a bite?

嘿 Fido 要不要來一口?

- I think he's gonna barf.

- 我覺得他要吐了

- Barf?

- 嘔吐？

No way.

不可能

Why would he barf when he's looking at

為什麼他在看的時候會吐呢？

a strong dehydrated tarantula?

ㄒ唬┳強脫水狼蛛?

(dog vomits)

(狗嘔吐)

- Oh, doggy, that's a lot of barf. (laughs)

- 哦，小狗，這是一個很大的barf。（笑）

This might be the most disgusting episode we've ever had.

這可能是我們有史以來最噁心的一集了。

Well, it's at least in the top 10. (laughs)

好吧，至少是前十名。（笑）

(Canned Cheeseburger groans)

(芝士漢堡罐頭的呻吟聲)

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)