Gonzo has the pickle and passes to Kermit.

岡諾拿到泡菜，傳給柯密特。

( laughing, gasping )

（笑，喘氣）

( cheering )

（歡呼）

Oh! Kermit accidentally scored in the wrong goal!

哦，柯密特不小心進錯了球!

The Gonzonians now lead, 1 pickle to 0 pickles.

岡仁波齊現在領先，1個泡菜對0個泡菜。

Kermit, are you okay?

柯密特，你還好嗎？

Yeah, but this game is really hard.

是的，但這個遊戲真的很難。

Don't worry. You'll get the hang of it, teammate.

別擔心，你會學會的，隊友 Don't worry.你會得到它的竅門，隊友。

( grunting )

（叫聲）

The Gonzonians are on the move.

岡仁波齊人在行動。

They pass the pickle through Kermit's legs,

他們把泡菜從柯密特的腿上穿過。

shoot, and score!

射門，得分

( groans )

（呻吟）

Gonzo has the pickle.

岡諾有泡菜。

Gonzo! I'm open!

岡諾！我是開放的！

Hey, it is dangerously delicious.

嘿，這是危險的美味。

Uh-oh. Gonzo and the frog score in the wrong goal.

呃，哦岡諾和青蛙進錯門了！

- Again. - Yeah, Gonzo.

- 再來一次- 對，岡諾

That's "nacho" cheese.

那是 "納喬 "奶酪。

Get it? "Not your" cheese?

明白了嗎？ - "不是你的 "奶酪？"不是你的 "奶酪？

Get-- get-- wokka wokka!

獲取... 獲取... Wokka Wokka!

I don't get it.

我不明白

- Woohoo. - Sorry, Gonzo.

- 嗚呼。- 對不起，岡諾

I didn't see that flying sandwich.

我沒看到那個飛行三明治。

- ( whistle blows ) - Half-time!

- 中場休息！

Everyone take a break.

大家休息一下吧。

Boy, those Gonzonians are really good.

天啊，那些岡仁波齊人真的很厲害。

But I think I'm starting to get the hang of this game.

但我想我已經開始掌握這個遊戲的竅門了。

Yeah, sure.

是的，當然。

Well, I better go practice for the second half.

好吧，我還是去練習下半場吧。

Boy, potato, at this rate

孩子，洋芋，在這個速度

I'll never win a kickle ball game.

我永遠也贏不了踢球比賽。

Every time I pass to Kermit, he messes up.

每次我傳給柯密特，他都會搞砸。

So, what if I don't pass to Kermit?

那麼，如果我不傳給柯密特呢？

Then I can totally win!

那我完全可以贏！

Thanks, potato. You're a genius.

謝謝，洋芋。你是一個天才。

Get ready, folks.

準備好，夥計們。

It's time for the second half.

下半場的時間到了。

The Gonzonians take the pickle.

貢生們拿著泡菜。

- Ha-cha! - Ooh! But Gonzo steals!

- 哈恰！- 哦！但是岡諾偷了！

Gonzo, I'm open!

岡諾，我開放了！

Don't worry, Kermit. I've got this.

別擔心，柯密特我會處理好的

Gonzo heads for the goal.

岡薩雷斯頭球攻門。

He shoots. And scores!

他射門。得分了！

- Yay! - ( cheering )

- 呀！- （歡呼）

Wow. There is never a "dill" moment in this game.

哇，這遊戲裡從來沒有 "蒔花 "的時刻。這個遊戲裡從來沒有 "蒔花 "的時刻。

Get it? Dull? Dill pickle?

明白了嗎？沉悶？蒔蘿醃菜？

- Eh? - I don't get it.

- 誒？- 我不明白

- Woohoo! - That was incredible, Gonzo.

- 嗚嗚！- 太不可思議了，岡諾

Maybe we have a chance to win after all.

也許我們終究有機會贏。

Oh, yeah, I am defin-alutely going to win this game.

哦，是的，我肯定... ... 肯定會贏這場比賽。

Uh, don't you mean we are going to win this game?

呃，你的意思不是說我們要贏這場比賽嗎？

Oh, right. Right, right, right.

哦，對，對，對，對。對，對，對。

We, yeah. Exactly.

我們，是的。就是這樣。

- I got it! - Huh?

- 我知道了！- 咦？

- Yes! - Oh.

- 是的！- 哦。

Gonzo, I'm open!

岡諾，我開放了！

Gonzo? Gonzo?

岡諾？岡諾？

And there goes the Gonzonians,

岡仁波齊人也去了。

but they lose the pickle and it goes right to Kermit!

但他們把泡菜弄丟了，直接給了柯密特！

Yay!

呀！

I'm going to do it. I'm going to score!

我要去做。我要進球了！

- I got it! - Whoa!

- 我知道了！- 哇！

Yes!

是的！

( humming )

（哼）

♪ Gonzo victory dance ♪

岡諾勝利的舞蹈

Huh?

咦？

Oh, Kermie!

哦，柯米！

Are you okay?

你還好嗎？

Yeah. I guess so.

是的，我想是的

Kermit, what are you doing in the nacho cheese?

柯密特，你在納喬奶酪裡做什麼？

Gonzo, you knocked Kermit into the nacho cheese

岡諾，你把柯密特打進了奶酪玉米片裡了

when you stole the pickle from him so you could score.

當你偷了他的泡菜 所以你可以得分。

- I did. - Yeah.

- 我做了。- 是的，我有

And you wouldn't pass the pickle to him.

你也不會把泡菜遞給他。

Gonzo not play nice.

岡仁波齊不講究。

Gonzo, when you said you needed a teammate,

岡諾，當你說你需要一個隊友的時候。

I thought you needed, well, a teammate.

我以為你需要，嗯，一個隊友。

We are teammates.

我們是隊友。

We're wearing the same uniforms and everything.

我們穿著同樣的制服和一切。

But you're playing like I'm not even here.

但你玩得好像我不在這裡一樣。

You are here... not playing.

你在這裡... 不是玩。

Oh! You're right, Kermit.

你說的對，柯密特。

I got so caught up in trying to win

我太想贏了

that I wasn't being a good teammate.

我不是一個好隊友。

Or a good friend.

或者是一個好朋友。

I'm really sorry.

我真的很抱歉。

Aww, that's okay, Gonzo.

啊，沒關係，岡諾

I know you really wanted to win the game.

我知道你真的很想贏這場比賽。

I just wanted to play, too.

我也只是想玩。

Well, if you still want to play,

好吧，如果你還想玩。

I promise to share the fun and the pickle.

我保證分享樂趣和泡菜。

What do you say, teammate?

你說呢，隊友？

I say, let's do it!

我說，我們來做吧！

All right, folks, it all comes down to this.

好了，夥計們，這一切都歸結於此。

Whoever scores next will win the kickle ball game!

誰下一個得分，誰就能贏得踢球比賽！。

And Gonzo takes the pickle.

岡諾把泡菜拿走了。

But he's surrounded!

但他被包圍了！

Gonzo, I'm open!

岡諾，我開放了！

Uh, okay.

呃，好吧。

Here you go, Kermit.

給你，柯密特

Oh, no!

哦，不！

Not again!

又來了！

( cheering )

（歡呼）

Kermit and Gonzo win the game!

柯密特和岡諾贏了！

Whoa!

哇！

I finally made you laugh!

我終於讓你笑了!