Howdy.

你好

Fruity toots orange.

果味嘟嘟橙。

Here and today.

在這裡和今天。

We're doing that.

我們正在這樣做。

A cake challenge.

一個蛋糕的挑戰。

Pair quick.

搭配快。

Is that a cake?

那是蛋糕嗎？

No, it's the title of this video.

不，是這個視頻的標題。

Okay, I stand corrected.

好吧，我站在糾正。

A little apple.

一個小蘋果。

Is that made of cake?

那是蛋糕做的嗎？

My monster truck.

我的怪獸卡車。

No way.

不可能

I just drove that here just now and Oh, my gosh.

我剛剛開車來這裡，只是現在，哦，我的天哪。

Do I even have a truck anymore?

我還有卡車嗎？

No time to think about that now, little apple.

現在沒時間去想這些，小蘋果。

We're short on time.

我們的時間很緊

Here's the day, Leo.

今天是個好日子，里奧。

The two of you are going to duke it out for cake identification.

你們兩個要為蛋糕鑑定而決鬥。

Bragging rights.

吹牛的權利。

Announcer voice guy.

播音員聲音的傢伙。

Tell them what the first object behind the curtain is.

告訴他們窗簾後面的第一個物體是什麼。

That's a stick of TNT e.

那是一根TNT的棒子。

I should have guessed the stick of TNT may or may not be made out of cake.

我早該猜到TNT的棍子可能是用蛋糕做的，也可能不是。

Note the realistic looking fuse, the cylindrical shape, and it's banging red.

注意看逼真的導火索，圓柱形的造型，還有它的砰砰紅。

Finished.

完成了

One point.

有一點。

Could be yours, if you guess correctly.

如果你猜對了，可能是你的。

Is it cake or not?

到底是不是蛋糕？

I'm gonna guess its cake mainly cause I'm hungry and I wanted to be cake, and I'm gonna guess its rial TNT knowing orange he wouldn't pass up a chance to set off realty anti.

我猜它的蛋糕主要是因為我餓了，我想成為蛋糕，我猜它的里亞爾TNT知道橙子他不會放棄一個機會，掀起現實的反。

Well, this much is sure one of you is right.

好吧，這一點可以肯定你們中的一個人是對的。

And the other is pair.

而另一個是對。

Just kidding.

開玩笑的

Let's cut to the chase.

我們切入正題吧。

What?

什麼？

You're gonna cut that with a knife?

你要用刀子把它切開？

Well, yeah.

嗯，是的。

How else are we supposed to find out if it's cake?

不然我們怎麼知道這是不是蛋糕？

Yeah, but if it isn't cake, it's gonna blow up.

是的，但如果它不是蛋糕，它就會爆炸。

That's a risk I'm willing to take.

這是我願意承擔的風險。

Uh oh.

呃，哦。

Uh, see piece of cake that.

呃，看到一塊蛋糕，。

Oh, man.

哦，夥計。

Now that's a huge relief.

現在，這是個巨大的安慰。

Nah, it's just a normal sized relief, but I could see how you think.

不，這只是一個普通大小的浮雕，但我能理解你的想法。

That man that really had me fooled.

那個男人，真的把我給騙了。

It looks so riel.

它看起來如此瑞爾。

What can I say?

我能說什麼呢？

Our cake artist is a cut above little apple.

我們的蛋糕師是比小蘋果高一截的。

You're in the lead, but now it's on around two voicing MK voiceover.

你是主角，但現在是在兩個左右配音MK配音。

Dude, tell us what we got.

夥計，告訴我們我們得到了什麼。

A What's the How did I get behind this curtain?

A什麼是我怎麼會在這幕後？

Resident Boring guy pair may or may not be made out of cake.

駐地無聊的傢伙對可能是或不是用蛋糕做的。

Excuse may know his cake like eyes and the stem on top of his head.

不好意思，可能知道他那雙蛋糕一樣的眼睛和頭頂的莖。

That might be Mars a pan.

這可能是火星的一個鍋。

What is happening?

發生什麼事了？

Guys, I am not made of cake.

夥計們，我不是蛋糕做的。

One point could be yours if you guess correctly.

如果你猜對了，有一分可能是你的。

Is pear cake or not?

梨糕到底是不是梨糕？

Well, I'm just gonna nip this one in the bud.

好吧，我只是要去扼殺這一個在萌芽狀態。

I am not cake.

我不是蛋糕。

I am pair and I'm made of pair e Don't know.

我是一對，我是由一對e不知道。

Seems a bit obvious.

似乎有點明顯。

Don't you think?

你不覺得嗎？

I'm gonna say that parent is made of cake?

我想說那個家長是蛋糕做的？

Why is there a knife hovering above my head?

為什麼有一把刀在我頭上盤旋？

Silly pair.

愚蠢的一對。

We need to know whether you're made out of cake or not.

我們需要知道你是不是用蛋糕做的。

How could I be made of cake?

我怎麼會是蛋糕做的？

You see me talking to you?

你看到我跟你說話了嗎？

Sure, but I know a lot of cake.

當然，但我知道很多蛋糕。

Second talk?

第二次談話？

Yeah.

是啊。

In fact, all the cakes I know can talk a good point.

其實，我認識的所有蛋糕都能說得頭頭是道。

And speaking of points, let's get to it.

說到點子上，我們就開始吧。

Know what?

知道嗎？

The knife was fake?

那把刀是假的？

Talk about a slice of cake and I write horror.

說到一塊蛋糕，我寫的是恐怖片。

Horror!

恐怖！

You scared me half to death.

你把我嚇得半死。

Now this is half to death.

現在這是半死不活。

What the I'm so confused Was orange made of cake this entire time.

什麼的我好睏惑這段時間橘子做的蛋糕嗎。

I mean, kudos.

我的意思是，點贊。

Whoever decorated these cakes, they're beyond life.

不管是誰裝飾了這些蛋糕，他們都是超乎想象的。

Like I'll say, you didn't suspect a thing about me the entire time.

就像我要說的，你一直都沒有懷疑過我。

What is happening?

發生什麼事了？

What wo, huh?

什麼wo，嗯？

Is anything in this kitchen not made?

這廚房裡的東西都不是做的嗎？

Okay, just you and may I guess you're really not made a cake.

好吧，只有你和我猜你真的沒有做蛋糕。

Be honest with may I swear I'm legit here.

說實話，我發誓我是合法的。

I'll prove it.

我會證明這一點。

Wait, no, that's okay.

等等，不，沒關係。