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How's your summer going?
你的夏天過得怎麼樣?
So far, it is going great.
到目前為止,進展得很順利。
I just came from the Backstreet Boys 98 degrees New kid on the block concert, which was amazing.
我剛剛從后街男孩98度的新孩子在街區的演唱會,這是驚人的。
Okay, well, I have to know about this because I heard about it.
好吧,我必須知道這個,因為我聽說過。
Yes, all these boy bands from the eighties and nineties combined, but here's the thing.
是的,所有這些80年代和90年代的男孩樂隊加起來,但事情是這樣的。
They've gotten older e cool anymore.
他們已經變老了e酷了。
It's like watching your friend's dad put on tight pants and a bedazzled vest and just hump the air.
就像看你朋友的爸爸穿上緊身褲,穿上一件床頭馬甲,就這樣駝著身子在空中飛舞。
I I honestly felt assaulted by one of the guys in 98 degrees.
說實話,我我覺得被一個98度的傢伙襲擊了。
He like Air Hump so hard he's like, yeah, like, just Just like I was like, Oh, no, I felt I felt like he was violating me.
他喜歡空氣駝峰這麼辛苦,他就像,是啊,就像,只是像我一樣,哦,不,我覺得我覺得他是侵犯我。
I thought he wasn't getting now.
我以為他現在沒有得到。
Now you said it was amazing, but everything you described so far sounds horrible.
現在,你說它是驚人的,但你描述的一切,目前聽起來很可怕。
You know what?
你知道嗎?
That's actually the term I wanted to do was horrible, not amazing.
這其實是我想做的名詞是可怕的,而不是驚人的。
I'm glad we straightened that out.
我很高興我們解決了這個問題。
There is actually one part in the show where Donnie Wahlberg grabs the girl from the audience and kisses her, but not like a polite kiss, like a full tongue like Well, like I felt like That's how I kiss.
其實劇中有一段唐尼-沃爾伯格從觀眾席上抓起女孩親吻她,但不是禮貌性的親吻,而是像飽滿的舌頭一樣,嗯,就像我覺得我就是這樣親吻的。
E felt like he was infecting with an alien virus or something like this stomach is gonna pop open.
E覺得自己好像感染了外星病毒什麼的,這肚子都要蹦開了。
A little new kid will pop out S O.
一個小的新的孩子將彈出S O。
That's how they're made.
他們就是這麼做的。
You know, I just Yeah, it just sounds like a crazy show.
你知道,我只是... ...是的,它只是聽起來像一個瘋狂的節目。
What made you go to this show?
是什麼讓你去看這個節目?
My wife, my wife and I realized she was like, We gotta go.
我的妻子,我的妻子和我意識到她就像,我們得走了。
It'll be so great.
這將是如此之大。
Their new music is good.
他們的新音樂很好。
I don't know about that.
我不知道。
I don't know if their new music did.
我不知道他們的新音樂有沒有。
I know that that there is a certain part of the show.
我知道,那是節目的某一部分。
They even give up performing their own music and just dance to other people's music.
他們甚至放棄表演自己的音樂,只是隨著別人的音樂跳舞。
Like they just go magic Mike style.
就像他們只是去魔術邁克風格。
They get up on pedestals, take off their shirts, the guys who don't have the bellies and then they just start grinding on these pedestals like other people's music.
他們站在臺子上,脫掉襯衫,那些沒有肚子的傢伙就開始在這些臺子上磨蹭,就像別人的音樂一樣。
Other people's music.
別人的音樂。
That's a white flag.
那是一面白旗。
Yeah, that's that's not good.
是啊,那是那是不好的。
When you break into somebody else's act and not even sing along with it, you just play their music.
當你闖入別人的表演中,甚至不跟著唱,你只是播放他們的音樂。
Someday that's gonna be the second hole.
總有一天,那會是第二個洞。
Second half of this show, it's gonna be a and E.
這個節目的後半部分,會是一個和E。
And I just start dancing to the BGS for the second half of the show.
而我只是開始跳舞的BGS的後半部分的節目。
And I would watch, I think would be good if we're gonna do it next week.
我會看的,我覺得會很好,如果我們下週要做。