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  • >> Stephen: WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

    >> Stephen:歡迎來到 "深夜秀"。

  • I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

    我是你的主播,史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

  • HAPPY MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY, WHEN WE CELEBRATE A GREAT LEADER

    馬丁-路德-金日快樂,我們將在這一天慶祝一位偉大的領袖。

  • WHO LED A MARCH ON WASHINGTON THAT DIDN'T END WITH ME HAVING

    誰上司的華盛頓遊行,沒有結束我有

  • TO LEARN ABOUT SOMEONE NAMED "Q-SHAMAN."

    瞭解一個叫 "Q -SHAMAN "的人。

  • ON WEDNESDAY, JOE BIDEN WILL BE INAUGURATED AS THE 46TH

    本週二,喬-比登將就任第46任總統。

  • PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

    美國總統!

  • COME ON, BABY!

    來吧,寶貝!

  • BUT AFTER THE SACKING OF THE U.S. CAPITOL, AUTHORITIES HAVE

    但在美國首都被洗劫之後,各機構已經在美國首都被洗劫。

  • CALLED IN 25,000 NATIONAL GUARD TROOPS.

    召集了25000名國民警衛隊。

  • SO, OFFICIALLY, THIS IS NOT A PEACEFUL TRANSITION OF POWER,

    所以,官方的說法是,這不是一個和平的權力交接。

  • AND THEY'VE HAD TO UPDATE THE SIGN HANGING IN AMERICA'S BREAK

    他們不得不更新了掛在美國休息區的標語。

  • ROOM TO THIS.

    房間到這。

  • THE TROOPS HAVE SHUT DOWN FOUR MAJOR BRIDGES LEADING INTO

    軍隊已經關閉了四條主要的橋樑,通往...

  • DOWNTOWN D.C., SET UP A FORTIFIED PERIMETER THAT

    在華盛頓特區的市中心,設置一個堅固的周邊環境,以便

  • ENCOMPASSES THE CAPITOL, WHITE HOUSE AND PORTIONS OF DOWNTOWN,

    包括首都,白宮和部分市中心。

  • AND CLOSED THE NATIONAL MALL.

    並關閉了國家商場。

  • CLOSED THE NATIONAL MALL!?

    國立商場關門了!?

  • NOW WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET OUR NATIONAL WETZEL'S PRETZELS?

    現在,我們應該在哪裡得到我們的全國性的韋澤爾甜餅?

  • DEFENSE OFFICIALS ARE SO WORRIED ABOUT AN INSIDE ATTACK ON OUR

    防衛官員非常擔心我們的內線攻擊。

  • INCOMING LEADERS THAT THEY'VE ASKED THE F.B.I. TO VET ALL OF

    即將上任的領導人說,他們已經要求聯邦調查局審查所有的人。

  • THE 25,000 NATIONAL GUARD TROOPS COMING INTO WASHINGTON.

    25,000名國民警衛隊進入華盛頓。

  • OKAY, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, BUT I HAVE A BETTER IDEA: MAYBE

    好吧,這是個好主意,但我有個更好的主意:也許吧。

  • INVESTIGATE THEM BEFORE YOU GIVE THEM AUTOMATIC WEAPONS AND

    在你給他們自動武器之前,先調查他們,然後再給他們。

  • HAVE THEM SLEEP OUTSIDE OF NANCY PELOSI'S OFFICE.

    讓他們在南希-佩洛西的辦公室外睡覺。

  • IT'S JUST A THOUGHT.

    這只是一個想法。

  • INCREASED SECURITY MEASURES ARE ALREADY PAYING OFF.

    加強安全措施已見成效。

  • THIS WEEKED, LAW ENFORCEMENT ARRESTED A 22-YEAR-OLD VIRGINIA

    本週,執法部門逮捕了一名22歲的弗吉尼亞州人。

  • MAN CARRYING A FIREARM AND A WOMAN CLAIMING TO BE A LAW

    攜帶火器的男子與自稱是法律工作者的婦女之間的關係。

  • ENFORCEMENT OFFICER AND PART OF THE PRESIDENTIAL CABINET.

    執法官員和總統內閣成員。

  • GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT, LADY!

    把你的故事說清楚,女士!

  • YOU CAN'T BE BOTH.

    你不能兩者兼得。

  • "YOU CAN'T DETAIN ME!

    "你不能拘留我!

  • OH, YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN BIG TROUBLE WHEN THEY FIND OUT YOU

    哦,你會在大麻煩,當他們發現你的

  • ARRESTED POLICE CHIEF SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR PRESIDENT JAMES

    被拘捕的警員 內務部祕書長

  • T. KIRK OF THE STAR SHIP 'ENTERPRISE.'

    "企業號 "星艦的T. KIRK。

  • NOW, LET ME IN!" THE WOMAN'S RUSE WAS NOT VERY

    現在,讓我進去!"那女人的詭計並不高明。

  • THOUGHT-THROUGH.

    思考過的。

  • WHEN ASKED TO PROVIDE CREDENTIALS, SHE TOOK OUT A

    當被要求提供證明材料時,她拿出了一張。

  • MILITARY POLICE CHALLENGE COIN.

    軍警挑戰幣。

  • ANYONE CAN HAVE ONE OF THOSE.

    任何人都可以擁有其中的一個。

  • THEY JUST GIVE THEM OUT.

    他們只是把它們送出去。

  • IT'S NOT A VALID FORM OF I.D.

    這不是一個有效的ID形式。

  • THAT WOULD BE LIKE SHOWING UP AT A HOSPITAL AND SAYING, "I'M A

    這就像出現在醫院,並說,"我是一個。

  • DOCTOR AND TO PROVE IT, HERE'S MY PRESCRIPTION FOR LIBRIUM, IT

    醫生,為了證明這一點,這是我對LIBRIUM的表述,它是:

  • HAS MY NAME ON IT AND EVERYTHING.

    有我的名字在它和一切。

  • NOW, BEND OVER AND TRY TO RELAX."

    現在,彎下腰,試著放鬆一下。"

  • AND WE'RE LEARNING JUST HOW DANGEROUS THE RIOT WAS THANKS TO

    而我們正在瞭解究竟有多危險的暴動是由於。

  • SOME NEW VIDEO POSTED THIS WEEKEND BY "THE NEW YORKER."

    一些新的視頻發佈本週末 由 "紐約客"。

  • THEY ALSO ANNOUNCED THEIR NEW CAPTION CONTEST: THE Q-ANON

    他們還宣佈了他們的新標題比賽:Q-ANON。

  • SHAMAN WITH HIS DOG PSYCHIATRIST.

    巫師與他的狗心理醫生。

  • THE WINNER?

    贏家?

  • "YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL."

    "你要進監獄了"

  • IN "THE NEW YORKER'S" VIDEO, THE BLOODLUST OF THE RIOTERS IS

    在 "紐約人 "的視頻中,暴亂者的血性是:

  • PALPABLE.

    PALPABLE。

  • >> TREASON!

    >> TREASON!

  • TREASON!

    叛徒!

  • TREASON!

    叛徒!

  • TREASON!

    叛徒!

  • TREASON!

    叛徒!

  • >> STEPHEN: THAT'S NICE OF THEM TO BE CLEAR ABOUT WHAT THEY'RE

    >> 他們很好,明確了他們的目的。

  • THERE TO DO.

    在那裡做。

  • IT'S LIKE ME WALKING INTO A BARNES AND NOBLE SHOUTING, "TIME

    就像我走進Barnes and NOBLE大喊:"時間"。

  • TO PRETEND TO LOOK AT A FEW THINGS, THEN ASK TO USE THE

    假裝看了幾件事情,然後要求使用。

  • BATHROOM, BABY!" IN THE FOOTAGE, WE SEE THE MAGA

    在鏡頭中,我們看到了馬加爵。

  • MOB ON THE SENATE FLOOR RIFLING THROUGH DOCUMENTS:

    參議院議員席上的暴徒在翻閱文件。

  • >> THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING IN HERE WE CAN ( BLEEP ) USE

    >> 這裡面一定有我們可以使用的東西。

  • AGAINST THESE SCRUM BAGS.

    反對這些SCRUM BAGS。

  • >> STEPHEN: YEAH, THERE IS SOMETHING WE CAN USE AGAINST

    >> 是的,這就是我們可以用來對付的東西。

  • THESE SCUMBAGS.

    這些人渣。

  • IT'S THIS VIDEO, YOU SCUMBAGS.

    就是這個視頻,你這個人渣。

  • AND THESE FELLOWS AREN'T EXACTLY THE SHARPEST HORNS ON THE

    而這些人並不是最鋒利的角,他們也不是最鋒利的角。

  • HEADDRESS.

    地址:

  • HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THEY FOUND TED CRUZ'S BINDER.

    這是他們發現TED CRUZ的行李箱時發生的事情。

  • >> THIS, HERE LOOK, HERE LOOK.

    >> 這,這裡看,這裡看。

  • >> TED CRUZ'S OBJECTION TO THE ARIZONA--

    >> 特德-克魯茲對亞利桑那州的反對意見-----。

  • >> HIS OBJECTION.

    >> 他的意見:

  • HE WAS GONNA SELL US OUT ALL ALONG.

    他要把我們全部賣掉。

  • >> REALLY?

    >> 真的嗎?

  • WHAT?

    什麼?

  • >> LOOK.

    >> 看。

  • OBJECTION TO COUNTING THE ELECTORAL VOTES OF THE STATE OF

    反對計算美國的選舉票數。

  • ARIZONA.

    亞利桑那州:

  • >> CAN I GET A PHOTO OF THAT?

    >> 我能拍張照片嗎?

  • >> WAIT, NO, THAT'S A GOOD THING--

    >> 等等,不,那是好事... ...

  • >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

    >> 所有的權利,所有的權利。

  • >> STEPHEN: THESE ARE THE DUMBEST PEOPLE TO ATTEMPT AN

    >> 這些人是最愚蠢的人,他們試圖試圖

  • INSURRECTION SINCE FAILED LINCOLN ASSASSIN, JOHN WILKES

    失敗的林肯刺客約翰-威爾克斯的保險業。

  • DOOF.

    DOOF。

  • I DON'T WANT TO SAY THESE GUYS ARE STUPID, BUT THEY CARRIED A

    我不想說這些傢伙是愚蠢的,但他們攜帶了一個。

  • FLAG THAT READ, "SAY HELLO TO MY CAT."

    旗幟上寫著 "向我的貓問好"

  • YOU KNOW WHAT ALSO DOESN'T LOOK GOOD?

    你知道什麼也不好看嗎?

  • YOUR HEADGEAR.

    YOUR HEADGEAR.

  • IT'S PROOF THEY NEVER PLANNED ON BEING PEACEFUL, OR THAT THEIR

    這證明他們從來沒有計劃和平,或者說他們的

  • FONTANELLES NEVER CLOSED.

    芳塔內爾從未關閉過。

  • GENERALLY, YOU DON'T WEAR A HELMET UNLESS YOU'RE PREPARED

    一般來說,除非你有準備,否則不要戴上安全帽。

  • FOR VIOLENCE.

    為暴力。

  • IT'S NEVER A GOOD SIGN IF YOU GO ON A BLIND DATE AND GET A TEXT

    如果你在盲目的約會中得到一個簡訊,這絕不是一個好兆頭。

  • THAT READS, "JUST GOT HERE, I'M SITTING AT THE BAR.

    那讀,"剛到這裡,我坐在酒吧。

  • I'M THE GUY WEARING A HELMET."

    我是那個戴著頭盔的傢伙。"

  • SOURCES SAY THAT TOMORROW, ON HIS LAST FULL DAY IN OFFICE, THE

    有消息稱,明天,在他上任的最後一個全天中,他的

  • PRESIDENT IS PREPARED TO ISSUE AROUND 100 PARDONS AND

    主席準備頒發100多份赦免令,並將其作為一項重要的措施。

  • COMMUTATIONS.

    換算:

  • WHY SO MANY?

    為什麼這麼多?

  • WELL, THERE'S REPORTEDLY A LUCRATIVE MARKET FOR PARDONS.

    據報道,有一個有利的市場 赦免。

  • FINALLY, POTUS IS RUNNING A BUSINESS THAT MAKES MONEY.

    終於,總統在經營一家賺錢的公司。

  • HE'S CALLING IT, "THE OLIVE PARDON."

    他叫它 "橄欖赦免"。

  • WHEN YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE A CRIME FAMILY.

    當你在這裡的時候,你是一個犯罪的家庭。

  • ON PARDON PEDDLER IS FORMER FEDERAL PROSECUTOR AND REJECTED

    赦免涉案者是前聯邦檢察官,被駁回。

  • WILSON BROTHER, BRETT TOLMAN.

    WILSON BROTHER,BRETT TOLMAN。

  • TOLMAN HAS COLLECTED TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO SEEK

    托爾曼已經收集了數千美元的資金,以尋求。

  • CLEMENCY FOR A VARIETY OF CLIENTS, INCLUDING THE SON OF A

    為不同的客戶,包括為一個人的兒子提供賠償。

  • FORMER ARKANSAS SENATOR, THE FOUNDER OF THE ONLINE DRUG

    前阿肯色州參議員,在線藥物創始人。

  • MARKETPLACE SILK ROAD, AND A MANHATTAN SOCIALITE WHO PLEADED

    MARKETPLACE SILK ROAD,和一個曼哈頓社會名流的懇求

  • GUILTY IN A FRAUD SCHEME.

    犯了詐騙罪。

  • I BELIEVE WE HAVE A COPY OF THAT REQUEST.

    我想我們有那份請求的副本。

  • "DEAR DADDY, PARDON PLEEEEEZ!

    "親愛的爸爸,請原諒我的哭泣!

  • XO IVANKS."

    XO IVANKS。"

  • BUT ONE GUY IS REALLY LOOKING FOR THE BIG BUCKS, AND NO

    但有一個人真的在尋找大塊頭,而不是

  • SURPRISE, IT'S PRESIDENTIAL LAWYER AND MAN OOZING WHAT HE

    驚奇的是,這是總統的律師和男人OOZING什麼,他。

  • INSISTS IS JUST CHARM, RUDY GIULIANI.

    INSISTS就是魅力,RUDY GIULIANI。

  • ACCORDING TO AN EX-C.I.A. AGENT WHO IS SEEKING A PARDON FOR

    據一位前中情局特工說,他正在為以下罪行尋求赦免:

  • DISCLOSING CLASSIFIED INFORMATION, HE MET WITH RUDY

    披露分類資訊,他會見了魯迪。

  • AND HIS ASSOCIATES LAST YEAR.

    和他的同事們去年。

  • WHEN RUDY WENT TO THE RESTROOM, ONE OF HIS HENCHMEN SAID THE

    當魯迪去洗手間的時候,他的一個手下說:

  • MAYOR COULD HELP, BUT "IT'S GOING TO COST $2 MILLION.

    市長可以幫忙,但 "這要花200萬美金。

  • HE'S GOING TO WANT TWO MILLION BUCKS."

    他將會要兩百萬美元。"

  • THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.

    那是一大筆錢。

  • BUT, AS A LAWYER, RUDY'S WORTH EVERY PENNY.

    但是,作為一個律師,魯迪值得每一分錢。

  • IT'S THE DOLLARS I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT.

    我不太確定的是美元。

  • GIULIANI DENIES HE OR HIS ASSOCIATES EVER ASKED FOR $2

    GIULIANI否認他或他的同事曾經要求過2美元。

  • MILLION.

    百萬。

  • IN FACT, GIULIANI CLAIMS HE DOES NOT REMEMBER THE MEETING.

    事實上,GIULIANI聲稱他不記得這次會議。

  • POSSIBLY BECAUSE THEIR MEETING INVOLVED SUBSTANTIAL ALCOHOL.

    可能是因為他們的會議涉及到酒精。

  • WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.

    我們都去過那裡。

  • IT'S THE END OF THE NIGHT.

    這是夜晚的結束。

  • YOU'VE GOT THE PARDON GOGGLES ON, NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU

    你戴上了赦免眼鏡,接下來你就知道了

  • DON'T REMEMBER WHOSE CONVICTION YOU FORGIVE.

    不要記得你原諒了誰的罪過。

  • I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS, RUDY, PLEASE GRIFT RESPONSIBLY.

    我想我說的是,魯迪,請負責任地打掃。

  • OF COURSE, THE LAST FEW DAYS OF ANY PRESIDENCY IS ALL ABOUT

    當然,任何一個總統任期的最後幾天都是關於:

  • CEMENTING YOUR LEGACY AND THANKING THOSE MEMBERS OF YOUR

    繼承您的遺志並感謝您的成員。

  • ADMINISTRATION WHO WORKED HARDEST TO ENSURE YOUR PLACE IN

    行政部門誰最努力地確保你的席位?

  • HISTORY.

    歷史:

  • SO, ON FRIDAY, HE MET WITH C.E.O. OF MYPILLOW, MIKE

    所以,在週五,他見到了MYPILLOW的CEO,MIKE。

  • LINDELL, SHOWN HERE WITH HIS DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS.

    林德爾,和他的業務主管在這裡。

  • BUT IT WASN'T ALL PILLOW-TALK.

    但它並不是所有的枕頭說話。

  • A SHARP-EYED CAMERAMAN CAUGHT A SNAPSHOT OF LINDELL'S NOTES,

    一個眼尖的攝影師拍到了林德爾筆記的快照。

  • WHICH INCLUDED TOPICS LIKE "MARTIAL LAW" AND "INSURRECTION

    其中包括 "婚姻法 "和 "保險 "等主題。

  • ACT."

    ACT。"

  • HMM, SEEMS A LITTLE FASCIST-ADJACENT.

    HMM,似乎有點法西斯主義的助理。

  • HE MIGHT HAVE TO REBRAND AS THE MEIN PILLOW GUY.

    他可能要重新命名為 "米恩-波爾"。

  • THERE'S MORE PROOF THAT LINDELL IS INTO THE MAGA CONSPIRACY

    有更多的證據表明林德爾是在馬加爵陰謀中的

  • WORLD.

    世界。

  • AS OF THIS WEEKEND, THE MYPILLOW WEBSITE WAS OFFERING DISCOUNTS

    截至本週末,MYPILLOW網站正在提供折扣。

  • WITH THE PROMO CODE "QANON."

    用促銷代碼 "QANON"。

  • IT GETS YOU 45 BUCKS OFF A KING-SIZED EXTRA-FIRM, WHICH

    它可以讓你獲得45美元的折扣,一個特大號的超大型火爐,其中

  • MAKES PERFECT BODY ARMOR FOR THE NEXT INSURRECTION.

    為下一次保險做完美的防彈衣。

  • BUT AS BLEAK AS THE NEWS IS, THERE IS SOME HOPE ON THE

    但是,儘管新聞很糟糕,但還是有希望的。

  • HORIZON.

    HORIZON:

  • HBO MAX JUST ANNOUNCED A REVIVAL OF "SEX AND THE CITY."

    HBO MAX剛剛宣佈了 "性與城市 "的復興。

  • THANK GOD!

    謝天謝地!

  • WE'LL FINALLY FIND OUT IF CARRIE FINDS LOVE WITH-- I WANT TO SAY

    我們最終會發現,如果CARRIE找到愛的... ... 我想說。

  • THE CITY?

    城市?

  • OKAY, FULL DISCLOSURE: I DIDN'T CATCH EVERY EPISODE.

    好吧,全面披露。我沒有看到每一個劇集。

  • ACCORDING TO HBO, THE REVIVAL WILL FOLLOW THE S.A.T.C. GALS AS

    根據HBO的報道,《復興》將跟隨《S.A.T.C.GALS》的腳步。

  • THEY NAVIGATE THE COMPLICATED REALITY OF LIFE AND FRIENDSHIP

    他們駕馭著複雜的現實生活和友誼。

  • IN THEIR 50S, IN A TEN-EPISODE LIMITED SERIES TITLED "AND JUST

    在他們50多歲的時候,在一個十集有限的系列標題為 "和公正"。

  • LIKE THAT."

    像這樣。"

  • WHICH, BASED ON MY EXPERIENCE OF BEING IN MY 50S, I ASSUME IS

    根據我50多歲時的經驗,我猜測是

  • SHORT FOR "AND JUST LIKE THAT, I CAN'T EAT CHEESE ANYMORE."

    簡稱 "就這樣,我不能再吃奶酪了"

  • BUT THE BIG BOMBSHELL ABOUT THE REVIVAL IS THAT KIM CATTRALL

    但是,關於復興的最大的爆炸性新聞是金-卡特魯爾

  • WILL NOT RETURN TO PLAY SAMANTHA JONES.

    不會再去演SAMANTHA JONES了。

  • WHAT?!

    什麼?

  • BUT SHE'S SUCH A SAMANTHA!

    但她真是個SAMANTHA!

  • LOOK AT ME, BEING SUCH A CHARLOTTE.

    看看我,是這樣一個夏洛特。

  • THIS IS DISTRESSING.

    這是令人沮喪的。

  • WHAT IS "SEX AND THE CITY" WITHOUT ITS MOST SEX-POSITIVE

    什麼是 "性與城市",如果沒有最積極的性,什麼是 "性"?

  • CHARACTER?

    CHARACTER?

  • SAMANTHA IS THE CHAOTIC GOOD THAT CARRIE, MIRANDA, AND

    SAMANTHA是CHAOTIC GOOD,CARRIE,MIRANDA,和。

  • CHARLOTTE NEED TO PUSH THEIR OWN UPTIGHT BOUNDARIES.

    夏洛特需要推動自己的上界。

  • THE SHOW NEEDS HER!

    節目需要她!

  • WE NEED HER!

    我們需要她!

  • AND HBO MAX KNOWS IT, SO THEY'VE FOUND A NEW SAMANTHA.

    HBO MAX知道,所以他們找到了一個新的SAMANTHA。

  • JIM?

    吉姆?

  • >> IN NEW YORK CITY, EACH DAY IS A NEW ADVENTURE.

    >> 在紐約市,每一天都是新的冒險。

  • BUT ONE THING THAT NEVER CHANGES... IS FRIENDSHIP.

    但有一件事是永遠不會改變的... 那就是友誼。

  • THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN TOWN.

    女孩們又回到了城裡。

  • CARRIE.

    CARRIE:

  • >> I'M DYING TO EAT ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T COME IN A TAKEOUT

    >> 我很想吃任何沒有外賣的東西。

  • BOX.

    BOX.

  • BOTTOM'S UP.

    底部的上升。

  • >> MIRANDA.

    >> MIRANDA.

  • >> LET ME JUST CHECK MY WORK SCHEDULE.

    >> 讓我看看我的工作時間表。

  • YEAH, ALL CLEAR.

    是的,一切都清楚了。

  • >> CHARLOTTE.

    >> CHARLOTTE.

  • >> I CAN'T LOSE THE NANNY.

    >> 我不能失去保姆。

  • >> AND, OF COURSE, SAMANTHA.

    >> 當然還有SAMANTHA。

  • >> I'M HOT, I'M HORNY, AND I'M DOING KEGELS UNDER THE TABLE!

    >> 我熱,我熱,我熱,我在桌子下做凱格爾!

  • I'M SAMANTHA!

    我是SAMANTHA!

  • >> THE GANG IS BACK... PRETTY MUCH.

    >> "幫派 "回來了...漂亮的多。

  • >> LET'S TALK NIPPLES.

    >> 讓我們來談談NIPPLES。

  • >> I'VE TRICKED MY BODY INTO THINKING IT'S THINNER.

    >> 我欺騙了我的身體,讓我以為自己變瘦了。

  • SPANX.

    SPANX:

  • >> REALLY.

    >> 真的。

  • HADN'T HEARD.

    沒聽說過。

  • >> SO, I SAID: DING DONG!

    >> 所以,我說。叮咚!

  • IT'S SEX O'CLOCK.

    現在是 "性愛時間"。

  • AND I'M HALF PAST NAKED.

    我已經裸體了一半了。

  • TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS.

    脫掉你的褲子。

  • I'M SAMANTHA!

    我是SAMANTHA!

  • >> THE ROMANCE, THE EXCITEMENT, THE HEARTACHE, AND... THIS:

    >> 浪漫,興奮,心痛,還有... ... 這個。

  • >> SOMETIMES I WISH I HAD MORE HOLES!

    >> 有時我希望我有更多的洞!

  • >> "AND JUST LIKE THAT" COMING SOON TO HBO MAX.

    >> "就這樣 "即將在HBO MAX上播出。

  • >> GIVE ME THE SEX!

    >> 給我性!

  • I'M SAMANTHA!

    我是SAMANTHA!

  • >> STEPHEN: WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

    >> 今晚我們將為您帶來一場精彩的演出。

  • MY GUEST IS SENATOR CORY BOOKER.

    我的客人是科裡-布克議員。

  • BUT WHEN WE RETURN, A FAREWELL MESSAGE FROM MELANIA

    但是,當我們回來時,從羅馬尼亞發來的告別信。

  • TRUMP.

    特朗普:

  • STICK AROUND!

    堅持下去!

  • ♪♪♪

    ♪♪♪

>> Stephen: WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

>> Stephen:歡迎來到 "深夜秀"。

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