WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."

歡迎回到 "深夜秀"。

LET'S SAY HELLO TO OUR FRIEND JON BATISTE.

讓我們向我們的朋友JON BATISTE問好。

HELLO, JON BATISTE.

你好，JON BATISTE。

>> Jon: HELLO, HELLO, PEACE IN MY SOUL.

>> 喬恩。你好，你好，我心中的和平。

WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOU?

你發生了什麼事？

>> Stephen: DID YOU MANAGE TO HAVE A PEACEFUL, PRODUCTIVE

>> Stephen:你是否成功地度過了一個和平的、富有成效的時期？

WEEKEND?

週末？

DID YOU LET IT ALL GO?

你把它都放走了嗎？

WHAT DID YOU DO?

你做了什麼？

>> Jon: I WATCHED A MOVIE YOU SENT ME.

>> 喬恩我看了你發給我的一部電影。

>> Stephen: WHAT WAS THAT MOVIE.

>> Stephen:那部電影是什麼？

>> Jon: DELGADO'S MOVIE "IN AND OF ITSELF."

>> 喬恩：DELGADO的電影 "本身"。

MAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE WHAT THE MOVIE IS BUT

夥計，我不知道如何描述電影是什麼，但。

GO SEE IT.

去看看吧

IT TELLS YOU ABOUT YOURSELF IN A WAY YOU DON'T REALIZE UNTIL THE

它用一種你沒有意識到的方式告訴了你自己，直到...

END.

結束。

I LOVED IT.

我喜歡它。

IT WAS AMAZING.

它是一個驚人的。

>> Stephen: I'M SO GLAD.

>> Stephen:我很高興。

WE'RE REALLY PROUD OF IT.

我們真的很自豪。

EVIE AND I PRODUCED IT, FRANK OZ DIRECTED IT.

EVIE和我製作了它，FRANK OZ導演了它。

IT'S AVAILABLE ON HULU STARTING FRIDAY.

它可以在HULU上開始週五。

>> Stephen: CHECK IT OUT.

>> Stephen:檢查出來。

I LOVED IT.

我喜歡它。

I'M GOING TO WATCH IT AGAIN IF THE LINK STILL WORKS THAT YOU

我要再看一遍，如果鏈接還能用的話，你

SENT ME.

送我。

>> Stephen: I'LL GET YOU MY HULU PASSWORD IF IT DOESN'T.

>> Stephen:我會給你我的HULU密碼，如果它沒有。

SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT.

很高興你喜歡它。

JON BATISTE, DO YOU HAVE ANY MUSIC YOU'RE INSPIRED TO PLAY

JON BATISTE，你有什麼音樂可以激發你的靈感嗎？

FOR US AS WE GO OUT?

為我們出去的時候？

>> Jon: YEAH.

>> 喬恩。YEAH.

YOU KNOW WHO... ♪♪♪

你知道是誰... ♪♪♪

YOU KNOW WHO... ♪♪♪

你知道是誰... ♪♪♪

>> Stephen: HAPPY KING DAY.

>> Stephen:國王日快樂。

>> Jon: YES, INDEED.

>> 喬恩。是的，確實如此。

>> Stephen: JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

>> Stephen:JON BATISTE，每個人。

FOLKS, THIS WEEK IT ISN'T JUST THE

夥計們，這周不只是

PRESIDENT WHO'S LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE, BECAUSE MELANIA

主席誰離開白宮，因為羅馬尼亞。

TRUMP IS ALSO GETTING READY TO MAKE THE TRANSITION FROM "FIRST

特朗普也準備從 "第一 "過渡到 "第二"。

LADY" TO "UN-NUMBERED DAME."

LADY "到 "UN-NUMERED DAME"。

AND THIS AFTERNOON, SHE RELEASED A FAREWELL ADDRESS.

而今天晚上，她發佈了一個告別信。

>> IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR TO REPRESENT AMERICAN PEOPLE

>> 能代表美國人民，是我的榮幸。

ABROAD.

海外：

I TREASURE EACH OF MY EXPERIENCES AND THE INSPIRING

我珍惜我的每一次經歷和鼓舞人心的經歷。

PEOPLE I HAVE MET ALONG THE WAY.

我一路走來遇到的人。

AS I SAY FAREWELL TO MY ROLE AS FIRST LADY, IT IS MY SINCERE

在我告別第一夫人的角色時，我很抱歉... ...

HOPE THAT EVERY AMERICAN WILL DO THEIR PART TO TEACH OUR CHILDREN

希望每一個美國人都能儘自己的力量來教育我們的孩子。

WHAT IT MEANS TO BE BEST.

什麼是最好的意思。

>> STEPHEN: OH, I THINK YOUR MESSAGE WAS CLEAR TO "THE

>> 哦，我想你的資訊已經清楚地告訴了 "上帝"。

CHILDREN."

兒童。"

PARTICULARLY THE BOOGALOO BOIS THE PROUD BOYS, AND THE CHILDREN

特別是BOOGALOO BOIS的驕傲的男孩，和孩子們。

OF THE CORN.

玉米的。

IT WAS RARE TO HEAR FROM THE FIRST LADY WHO HAS BEEN MOSTLY

很少聽到第一夫人的聲音，她曾是一個很好的人。

SILENT SINCE THE INSURRECTION AT THE CAPITOL EARLIER THIS MONTH.

自從本月早些時候在首都發生的保險事件後，就沒有了動靜。

BUT SHE'S BEEN BUSY.

但她一直很忙。

IN FACT, IT'S REPORTED THAT, WHILE THAT DEADLY ATTACK WAS

事實上，據報道，當那致命的攻擊是，

HAPPENING, THE FIRST LADY WAS OVERSEEING A PHOTO SHOOT OF

發生了，第一夫人正在監督一個照片拍攝的。

RUGS, FURNITURE, AND DECORATIVE OBJECTS IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

白宮的地毯、傢俱和裝飾品。

I'M GONNA GUESS... REARRANGING THE DECK CHAIRS.

我猜... ...重新調整甲板椅。

AND APPARENTLY THE FIRST LADY SEES HERSELF AS ONE OF THE

顯然，第一夫人認為自己也是其中之一。

VICTIMS OF THIS ATTACK BECAUSE AFTER DAYS OF SILENCE, SHE

這種攻擊的受害者，因為經過數日的沉默，她。

RELEASED A STATEMENT THAT SAID, IN PART, "I AM DISAPPOINTED AND

發佈了一份聲明，聲明的部分內容是："我感到失望，並。

DISHEARTENED WITH WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK.

對上週發生的事情感到沮喪。

I FIND IT SHAMEFUL THAT SURROUNDING THESE TRAGIC EVENTS

我覺得這些悲劇性事件的發生讓我覺得很羞恥

THERE HAS BEEN SALACIOUS GOSSIP, UNWARRANTED PERSONAL ATTACKS,

已經出現了卑鄙的流言蜚語，無理的人身攻擊。

AND FALSE MISLEADING ACCUSATIONS ON ME."

並對我進行虛假的誤導性指控。"

HER HUSBAND GOT A MOB TO ATTACK CONGRESS AND SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT

她的丈夫找了一群暴徒來攻擊國會，她很擔心。

GOSSIP?

GOSSIP？

THAT'S LIKE THE WIFE OF JOHN WILKES BOOTH GOING "YEAH, YEAH,

這就像約翰-威爾克斯的妻子波特說："是的，是的。

YEAH, THE FORD'S THEATER THING.

是啊，福特的劇院的事情。

BUT PEOPLE REALLY NEED TO STOP TALKING SMACK ABOUT MY SHAWL."

但人們真的需要停止談論SMACK 關於我的披肩。"

NOW, ONE THING THE FIRST LADY DID NOT MENTION IN HER ADDRESS

現在，第一夫人在講話中沒有提到的一件事是：

TODAY IS WHAT SHE WILL BE DOING AFTER LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE.

今天是她離開白宮後要做的事。

AND AFTER FOUR YEARS OF STANDING -- WHILE HER HUSBAND HAS BEEN

在她的丈夫被起訴四年後...

FIGHTING TO STAY IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

爭取留在白宮。

THERE ARE REPORTS MELANIA WANTS TO GO HOME AND CAN'T WAIT TO GET

有報道說梅蘭妮亞想回家，迫不及待地想回家。

BACK TO NEW YORK.

回到紐約。

WELL, OVER THE YEARS, THE FIRST LADY HAS APPEARED ON THIS SHOW

這些年來，第一夫人出現在這個節目上。

NUMEROUS TIMES-- AND TONIGHT, SO HERE WITH AN EXCLUSIVE

許多次 -- 而今晚，所以這裡有一個獨家的

MESSAGE TO THE NATION, ONE LAST TIME, FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP.

致全國人民最後一次的資訊，第一夫人梅蘭妮亞-特朗普：

>> THANK YOU, STEPHEN.

>> 謝謝你，斯蒂芬。

I HAVE SPENT THE LAST FOUR YEARS SERVING IN THE WHIT

我過去四年來一直在白宮服役。

>> THANK YOU, STEPHEN.

>> 謝謝你，斯蒂芬。

I HAVE SPENT THE LAST FOUR YEARS SERVING IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

我已經花了四年時間在白宮服務。

BUT ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END-- ALSO THIS.

但是，所有的好東西都必須結束 - 也是這樣。

AND THE TRAGIC EVENTS OF THE LAST COUPLE WEEKS, AS WELL AS

和過去幾周的悲劇性事件，以及......。

ALL OF THE ONES FROM THE YEARS BEFORE, HAVE MADE ME REALIZE I

前幾年的所有作品，都讓我意識到，我...

NEED TO THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT WHAT I SHOULD DO NEXT--

需要仔細思考我下一步該做的事...

OKAY, THOUGHT OF IT!

好吧，想到了！

I'M DITCHING THAT LOSER AND MOVING BACK TO NEW YORK, BABY!

我要甩掉那個失敗者，搬回紐約去，寶貝！

IT'S SO GOOD TO BE IN N.Y.C.

這是很好的是在紐約市。

THE BE-BESTEST CITY ON EARTH.

地球上最好的城市。

THE HUGE APPLE.

大蘋果。

THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS WITH A PORN STAR THEN LIES TO YOU

從不與色情明星上床的城市卻對你撒謊。

ABOUT IT.

關於它。

BEING HERE MAKES ME FEEL-- WHICH IS SOMETHING I DON'T NORMALLY

在這裡讓我感覺 -- 這是我通常不會做的事情。

DO.

DO：

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ HEY, NEW YORK

嘿，紐約。

NEW YORK HAVE YOU MISSED ME?

紐約，你想我了嗎？

♪ JUST AS MUCH AS I MISSED YOU?

就像我想你一樣？

♪ PRETTY TOWN HOME TO PRETTY PEOPLE

美好的城市 美好的人的家

♪ AND ALSO YOU KNOW WHO HERE I AM

還有你知道我是誰在這裡

♪ IT'S YOUR MELANIA I'M ALL YOURS, LOVELY N.Y.C.

這是你的梅蘭妮亞我都是你的，可愛的紐約市。

♪ IN NEW YORK WITH ALL MY NEW YORKERS

在紐約與我所有的紐約人

♪ WHO CAN'T WAIT TO SAY >> ( BLEEP ) YOU!

誰迫不及待地說 >> （BLEEP）你！

>> YOU SUCK!

>> 你真討厭！

>> WEAR A MASK!

>> 戴上面具！

>> ( BLEEP ) OFF!

>> ( BLEEP ) OFF!

>> YOU SUCK!

>> 你真討厭！

>> SUCH COLORFUL CHARACTERS WITH THEIR LOCAL EXPRESSIONS!

>> 如此豐富多彩的人物形象與他們在當地的表現!

"I'M WALKIN' HERE," "FUGEDDABOUTWHAT."

"我在這裡散步"，"FUGEDDABOUTWHAT。"

♪ THERE GOES MY DRIVER, NICE TO SEE YOU...JEFFREY?

這是我的司機，很高興見到你... ... JEFFREY？

♪ NEW YORK IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

紐約好得不真實

♪ NO ONE PUTS ME IN A RAGE ASKING 'BOUT KIDS IN A CAGE

沒有人把我在憤怒的問 "關於孩子在籠子裡

♪ I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT THAT DO YOU?

我真的不關心這個，你呢？

♪ DONALD'S NOT HERE BUT I CAN SPEND HIS MONEY

唐納德不在這裡，但我可以花他的錢。

♪ AND I'M BELOVED WHEN I GO OUT >> SHE'S COMPLETELY NUTS.

和我愛 當我走出去>>她完全瘋了。

>> WE HATE HER FRIGGIN' GUTS.

>> 我們討厭她那該死的屁股。

>> ♪ I'D HATE TO BE THE ONE THEY'RE TALKING 'BOUT ♪

>> 我不想成為他們談論的那個人。

OKAY, SO THEY DON'T LIKE MY HUSBAND?

好吧，所以他們不喜歡我的丈夫？

WHO DOES?

誰做的？

I'M WITH YOU, SISTER!

我和你在一起，姐姐！

I MEAN, THAT COULD BE ANY MELANIA.

我是說，這可能是任何一個羅馬尼亞。

OKAY, THAT ACTUALLY SEEMS KIND OF PERSONAL.

好吧，這實際上似乎有點個人。

♪ STARTING TO WONDER IF NEW YORK DISLIKES ME

開始想知道，如果紐約不喜歡我。

♪ WHAT IS THIS WORD: "COMPLICITY"?

什麼是這個詞："複雜性"？

♪ THAT RIOT ON THE MALL HURT MELANIA MOST OF ALL

商場的騷亂對羅馬尼亞的傷害是最大的

♪ NO ONE IN EARTH IS BULLIED MORE THAN ME

地球上沒有人比我更牛逼了

♪ SOMETIMES I DREAM I STAYED IN SLOVENIA

有時我夢想著自己能留在斯洛文尼亞

♪ SOME GOATS, A FARM THE SIMPLE LIFE

一些山羊，一個農場的簡單生活

♪ BUT NOW, SOMEHOW I'M THE FIRST LADY

但現在，不知為何，我是第一夫人。

♪ THERE MUST BE MORE THAN BEING HIS THIRD WIFE

一定不止是他的第三任妻子的問題

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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♪ OH, EVEN NEW YORK HATES ME THERE'S NO WHERE FOR ME

哦，連紐約都恨我，沒有我的位置

♪ I CAN THINK OF OH GOD!

我可以想到的哦，上帝！

♪ THERE'S ONLY ONE LAST OPTION WILL I HAVE TO MOVE BACK WITH

只有一個最後的選擇，我是不是要和你一起回去？

♪ MY HUSBAND WHO I... LOVE WE'LL PLAY GOLF AND

我的丈夫我... ... 我們會打高爾夫球和

♪ SIT ON GOLDEN TOILET HEY, MARALAGO'S NOT A DUMP

坐在金餐具上 嘿，馬拉拉戈不是一個垃圾場。

♪ WILL THEY EVEN LIKE ME THERE?

他們會永遠喜歡我嗎？

DO THEY HATE ME EVERYWHERE?

他們是不是處處都在恨我？

♪ WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO IT WAS JUST ONE LOUSY COUP

什麼是我應該做的，它只是一個懶惰的情侶。

♪ WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

你想從我這裡得到什麼？

ANOTHER ( BLEEP ) ♪ CHRISTMAS TREE?

另一個（BLEEP） 聖誕樹？

YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR MIND ♪ AND SAY YOU LOVE ME

你可以改變你的想法，說你愛我。

IF YOU WANT TO ♪ >> WE HATE YOU LIKE YOU HATE

如果你想 >> 我們恨你就像你恨一樣。

IVANKA!

伊凡卡！

>> THEN GOODBYE FOREVER INSINCERELY MELANIA TRUMP!

>> 那麼再見了，永遠無罪的梅拉尼婭-特朗普！

>> THEN GOODBYE FOREVER INSINCERELY MELANIA TRUMP!

>> 再見了，永遠無罪的梅蘭妮亞-特朗普！

♪ ♪ ♪ TRUMP ♪

特朗普

>> ♪ GOODBYE FOREVER MELANIA TRUMP ♪

>> 再見，永遠的梅蘭妮亞-特朗普。

>> FORGET THIS PLACE.

>> 忘記這個地方。

YOUR RESTAURANTS ARE CLOSED FOR SOME REASON ANYWAY!

你的餐廳因為某些原因而關閉了！你的餐廳也是如此。

I'M GOING TO THE SLOVENIAN CONSULATE.

我要去斯洛維尼亞諮詢。

JEFFREY... WHERE'S JEFFREY?

JEFFREY...傑弗裡在哪裡？

>> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR THAT MESSAGE, FIRST LADY.

>> 謝謝你的留言，第一夫人。

AND ON A COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE, I WANT TO THANK LAURA

而在一個完全不相關的注意，我想感謝勞拉。

BENANTI FOR HER SERVICE TO A GRATEFUL NATION.

貝南蒂為一個感恩的國家所做的服務。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SENATOR CORY BOOKER.

我們會馬上回到CORY BOOKER參議員身邊。

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