and one of the funniest people on the planet.

也是這個星球上最有趣的人之一。

The first two seasons of his acclaimed series,

他的知名系列的前兩季。

"After Life," -- Gosh, it's a good show.

"來生"--天哪，這是個好節目。

It's such a good mix of comedy and drama.

這真是喜劇和戲劇的完美結合。

He's awesome.

他很厲害

They're available right now on Netflix.

他們現在就可以在Netflix上看到。

Here's the one-and-only Ricky Gervais!

這就是獨一無二的瑞奇-傑維斯！

Hey! There he is. That's what I'm talking about.

嘿，他在那裡。這就是我說的。

Ricky Gervais, look at you, man. You look fantastic.

瑞奇・傑維斯，看看你，夥計。你看起來太棒了。

Wow! Thank you so much for doing this.

哇！謝謝你這麼做。

I appreciate this.

我很感激

I know you're in -- You're over in U.K. right now,

我知道你在... 你現在在英國。

so thank you for doing this.

所以，謝謝你這樣做。

Last time we talked was in April.

上次我們談話是在4月份。

We were on Zoom right --

我們是在Zoom的權利 -

maybe like a month into quarantine.

也許像一個月的檢疫。

And so thanks for doing that, by the way.

所以，順便說一下，謝謝你的幫忙。

-I haven't moved.

-我沒動過

I've been in this -- And nothing's happened.

我一直在這個... ... 什麼都沒有發生。

"Groundhog Day."

"土撥鼠日"。

I've been here.

我一直在這裡。

In fact, you might have well rerun the interview from April.

其實，你不妨重播一下4月份的採訪。

Nothing's happened. -Nothing has changed?

什麼都沒發生-什麼都沒變？

Nothing happened? -Nothing changed.

什麼都沒發生？-什麼都沒變

I'm probably wearing the same T-shirt.

我可能穿著同樣的T恤。

-Could we do that?

-我們可以這樣做嗎？

We'll just run the other interview.

我們就進行另一個採訪。

Yeah, we might as well just do it.

是啊，我們不妨就這樣做。

-No one would know.

-沒有人會知道.

-Well, look, the good news is that

-好吧，聽著，好消息是

the vaccines are being rolled out.

疫苗正在推廣。

-Yeah.

-是的

-And they're -- I mean, you're on the list, obviously.

-他們 -- 我是說，你在名單上，很明顯。

-I'm on the list, but we checked, right?

-我在名單上，但我們檢查過了，對吧？

I wasn't even registered to a doctor.

我連醫生都沒有註冊過。

I had to go online to register --

我不得不去網上註冊 --

I don't go to the doctor.

我不去看醫生。

And I got registered.

而且我還註冊了。

And you put in your details, and it tells you where you are.

然後你輸入你的詳細資料，它就會告訴你你在哪裡。

And there's like 30 million people ahead of me.

而且有像3000萬人在我前面。

How can I not be vulnerable? Look at me.

我怎麼能不脆弱呢？看著我。

How can there people -- I mean, it's so annoying.

怎麼會有人... ... 我是說，這太煩人了。

I can't wait to get --

我等不及要...

I will fight an old lady for that vaccine.

我會為了這個疫苗和一個老太太打一架。

It will be like "Game of Thrones."

會像 "權力的遊戲 "一樣。

I will grab that. -No.

我會抓住的。-不

-I'll be like a deranged junkie.

-我會像一個瘋狂的癮君子。

I will grab the needle out of her arm.

我會把針從她的手臂上抓出來。

Of course I will. -That's not true at all.

我當然會的-這不是真的。

-Do you know what, though? Ah! See?

-你知道嗎？啊，看到了嗎？

My plan is -- alright? -- within the next few months,

我的計劃是--好嗎？-- 在接下來的幾個月裡

I'm going to be clinically obese so I'll be high risk.

我將會是臨床肥胖，所以我會是高危人群。

I'll walk in and I'll go --

我走進去，然後我就... ...

I'll sit down. I'll go, "Hello, Doctor."

我會坐下來。我會去，"你好，醫生。"

[ Wheezes ] And I'll be breathing heavily.

我的呼吸會很急促。

And they'll go,

他們會去。

"Jesus, let's get this fat [bleep] injected.

"天啊，讓我們注射這個肥[嗶]。

He's going to die," right?

他會死的，"對嗎？

And then -- -This is a bad plan.

這是個糟糕的計劃。

No. This is a very bad plan.

不，這是一個非常糟糕的計劃。

Do not do that. Oh, just don't.

不要這樣做。哦，就是不要。

But, eventually, we'll all get it,

但是，最終，我們都會明白的。

and then we'll talk and we'll be happy to have you.

然後我們再談，我們會很高興有你。

Oh, you know what I want to ask you about?

哦，你知道我想問你什麼嗎？

I heard that there's a new addition to the family,

聽說家裡又添了一個新成員。

because I know you're a huge animal lover.

因為我知道你是一個巨大的動物愛好者。

And, like a lot of people who are in quarantine,

而且，像很多被隔離的人一樣。

you started fostering a cat, right?

你開始寄養一隻貓，對嗎？

-Well, yeah.

-嗯，是的。

Our lovely cat, Ollie, of 16 years

我們可愛的貓咪，奧利，16年了。

died at the beginning of lockdown.

鎖定之初就死了。

And I thought, "We're not going to get one now," right?

我就想，現在不會有了吧？

And Jane said, "Well, let's foster them."

簡說："好吧，我們來養他們。"

And I went, "What are you --"

我說："你在幹什麼... ..."

"Well, it's better than them being in a cage."

"嗯，總比他們被關在籠子裡好。"

And I knew it wouldn't end well.

我就知道不會有好結果。

So we got this beautiful cat, being fostered,

所以我們得到了這隻美麗的貓咪，被寄養。

a rescue cat, you know, to find it a home,

拯救貓，你知道，找到它的家。

and it was sort of shy.

而且它還有點害羞。

Within one day, it got on my lap and looked at me,

不到一天，它就趴在我的腿上，看著我。

and I went, "We're keeping it."

我說："我們要保留它。"

You know?

你知道嗎？

I was never going to -- How can I give it away now?

No. -What did you name the cat?

不 你給這隻貓取了什麼名字？

-Pickle. -[ Laughs ]

-泡菜-[笑]

Pickle is a great name. -Should I go and get her?

泡菜是個好名字-我應該去找她嗎？

Should I try to find her?

我應該試著去找她嗎？

-Yeah, I would love to see Pickle.

-是的，我很想看到泡菜。

Yes! -She might struggle.

她可能會掙扎。

This might be -- She might knock the lights over.

這可能是... ... 她可能會把燈打翻。

Let's have a -- Hold on.

讓我們來個... 等等

-This is very exciting.

-這是非常令人興奮的。

-Wanna be on "Jimmy Fallon"?

想上 "吉米-法倫 "嗎？

He is not a moon-faced, talentless hack.

他不是一個月光族，無才的黑客。

He's a very good...

他是一個非常好的...

-Moon-faced, talented -- Oh, wow!

-月亮臉，才華橫溢 -- 哦，哇！

Pickle, hi.

泡菜，嗨。

Pickle, did you -- Oh, no, stop.

泡菜，你有沒有... 哦，不，停下來。

This is honestly the cutest.

說實話，這是最可愛的。

Oh, did she say something?

哦，她說了什麼嗎？

Oh, stop it. Now look at --

哦，停止它。現在看看...

Oh, Ricky, this is -- Oh, I'm taken, as well.

哦，瑞奇，這是 - 哦，我採取了，以及。

Everyone loves Pickle now. Come on.

每個人都喜歡泡菜了。來吧，來吧

Thank you. Hi, Pickle. Welcome to "The Tonight Show."

謝謝你 - 嗨 泡菜嗨，泡菜，歡迎來到 "今夜秀"。歡迎來到 "今夜秀"。

Thank you for coming on.

謝謝你的到來。

-I won't stress her. I'll let her go. Go on.

-我不會給她壓力的我不會給她壓力的，我會讓她走的去吧

-Oh, my gosh.

-哦，我的天哪

You know, I wanted --

你知道，我想...

-I showed Jimmy Fallon my pickle.

-我給Jimmy Fallon看了我的泡菜。

That's...

那是...

-Get in line, buddy.

-排好隊，夥計

Hey, you're doing something fun during quarantine on Twitter

嘿，你在推特上做一些有趣的隔離期間的事情

and Instagram, where, in part,

和Instagram，其中，部分。

you answer questions from people.

你回答人們的問題。

-Yeah, I just do this a couple of times a week.

-是的，我只是每週做幾次。

I do this sort of thing live.

我現場做這種事情。

I'm just here, just talking to the people,

我只是在這裡，只是和人們哈拉。

and they're sending me questions.

他們給我發了問題。

And, you know, it's great.

而且，你知道，這是偉大的。

It's really great, because I think it's the closest you get,

這真的很好，因為我認為這是最接近你得到的。

you know, to connect, 'cause, you know,

你知道的，連接， 因為，你知道，

you're actually talking to them,

你實際上是在和他們說話。

and they tune in, you know, every time.

他們調在，你知道，每次。

It's great. -What do they say so you?

很好-他們怎麼說，你呢？

-I sort of did it 'cause I thought,

-我之所以這麼做是因為我認為

"I should do something."

"我應該做點什麼。"

But, actually, I like it.

但是，實際上，我喜歡它。

I like doing it now.

我喜歡現在這樣做。

I really like the -- you know, the feeling of this little club.

我真的很喜歡... 你知道，這個小俱樂部的感覺。

So it's great.

所以這很好。

And they send me questions that range from

他們給我發來的問題包括

philosophical questions about the universe

宇宙論

and life and death and all that to stupid ones,

和生老病死之類的，對愚蠢的。

like, you know,

就像，你知道的。

"What if you had to swap your mouth with your anus?"

"如果你要把嘴和肛門換一下呢？"

-Wow. That's --

-哇，那是...哇。 這是 -

I'm going to just cross that question off,

我打算把這個問題劃掉。

'cause I was going to ask --

因為我本來想問...

I think I said, "I wouldn't go to restaurants."

我想我說過，"我不會去餐館"。

-That was the next question. [ Both laugh ]

-這是下一個問題。[兩個笑]

-But it's nice, as well, 'cause there's lots of, like,

-但這也很好，因為有很多，就像... ..,

cats and dogs on Twitter, and I love it

貓和狗在Twitter上，我喜歡它。

when they ask me a question from their perspective.

當他們從他們的角度問我問題時。

Like, one dog asked me, "You've got a lot of awards,

就像，有一隻狗問我："你得了很多獎。

but have you ever found a really good stick?"

但你有沒有發現一個真正的好棒子？"

And stuff like that.

還有類似的東西。

-Yeah, let's get down to the brass tacks.

-是的，讓我們來談一談這個問題吧

Have you ever had a really good stick, man?

你有過真正的好棒子嗎？

Come on. That's awesome.

來吧。這是真棒。

-Have you ever stuck your head out of a car window

-你有沒有把頭伸出車窗外？

when it's going really fast?

當它的速度非常快？

-That's living it up, man.

-這就是生活，男人。

Ricky, I want to talk about your television series, "After Life."

瑞奇，我想談談你的電視連續劇，"來生"。

Man, I love this show.

夥計，我喜歡這個節目。

Second season. You're great in it.

第二季你在裡面演得很好

I was saying earlier, you know, it's a very funny show,

我剛才說，你知道，這是一個非常有趣的節目。

but it's also heartbreaking and dealing with loss and grief.

但它也是令人心碎的，處理損失和悲傷。

And I love the balance that you do there,

我喜歡你在那裡做的平衡。

but I think only you can do it.

但我認為只有你能做到。

The two seasons are on Netflix now,

這兩季已經在Netflix上播出了。

so if anyone hasn't seen it, they should check it out.

所以，如果有人沒有看到它，他們應該檢查出來。

But, I mean, you're getting a little --

但是，我的意思是，你得到了一個小 -

a kind of pre-awards buzz

熱熱鬧鬧

for Season 2, so congrats on that.

為第二季，所以恭喜你。

I heard there's going to be a Season 3 on the show.

聽說這個節目會有第三季。

What can you tell us? Are you writing it?

你能告訴我們什麼？你在寫嗎？

-I've sort of written it, you know?

-我已經寫好了，你知道嗎？

I had more time this year than I thought I'd have.

今年我的時間比我想象的要多。

So, I wasn't sure about it.

所以，我並不確定。

You know, I knew Netflix wanted a third season,

我就知道Netflix想要第三季。

but, you know, they would

但是，你知道，他們會

because, you know, the first two were successful,

因為，你知道，前兩個是成功的。

but I wanted to make sure it wasn't an unwanted encore.

但我想確保這不是一個不必要的安可曲。

So I said, "We'll see."

所以我說："我們走著瞧。"

And after about a week when the Season 2 came out,

而過了大約一週，當第二季出來的時候。

they called and said, "Listen, let's do a third."

他們打電話說，"聽著，讓我們做第三個。"

-I was going to show a clip of "After Life" from Season 2,

-我本來是想播放第二季的 "後生 "片段的。

but this is fun.

但這很有趣。

Right before we started the show,

就在我們開始表演之前。

you said, "Let me just send you this."

你說："我把這個寄給你吧。"

It's an outtake from Season 2.

這是第二季的一個片段。

And I love that you sent this.

我喜歡你寄來的這個。

Tell us what we're going to see here.

告訴我們，我們將在這裡看到什麼。

It's very, very funny.

這是非常，非常有趣的。

-Well, as you know, my leading lady is a German shepherd.

-你也知道，我的女主角是個德國牧羊犬。

And it's just fun all the time.

而且一直都很開心。

We do the take, and then things happen.

我們做了拿，然後事情就發生了。

And I don't know why she did this,

我也不知道她為什麼要這麼做。

but it was after a take.

但這是在一次取。

This dog suddenly decided to show how much she loved me.

這隻狗突然決定要表現出它有多愛我。

-Let's take a look at this.

-讓我們來看看這個。

Here's Ricky Gervais and his co-star.

這是Ricky Gervais和他的搭檔。

-Good girl.

-好姑娘

Alright, that's enough. Right.

好了，這就夠了。好了，夠了。

Okay. Okay.

好吧，我知道了好吧，我知道了

Yeah, I'm going to have a shower.

是啊，我要去洗個澡。

Cheers. Down.

乾杯。下來。

Bad girl, Brandy. Bad girl. Bad girl, Brandy.

壞女孩，白蘭地。壞女孩壞女孩，白蘭地。

[ Laughs ]

[笑]

-Almost.

-差不多吧

-Thank you.

-謝謝你

It's like, for the first couple of seconds,

這就像，前幾秒。

I tried to stay in character.

我試著保持性格。

I sort of laughed and said, Brandy, like, her stage name,

我笑著說，白蘭地，就像她的藝名。

and then I thought,

然後我就想。

"We can't use this."

"我們不能用這個。"

It looks mental." Oh!

它看起來精神。"哦！

But I should say, to be fair,

但我應該說，為了公平起見。

all the actors do that to me after a take.

所有的演員都會這樣做，我後採取。

They love me so much.

他們非常愛我。

-Ah! See?

-看到了嗎？

That right there deserves an award right there.

這權利在那裡值得一個獎項在那裡。

That scene right there is what I love.

那一幕就在那裡，是我喜歡的。

I love that she finished.

我喜歡她完成。

She goes -- Finally like a couple more licks.

她去... 最後喜歡多舔幾下。

"Alright, I'm done."

"好的，我已經完成了。"

And perfect timing -- you go, "Thank you."

完美的時機... 你說 "謝謝你"

It's so good.

它是如此的好。

Ricky Gervais, the first two seasons of "After Life"

瑞奇-傑維斯，前兩季 "後生"。

are on Netflix now.

正在Netflix上。