WELCOME TO THE SHOW, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US

歡迎來到節目現場，感謝大家的參與。

TONIGHT, WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE, THAT'S IT.

今晚，我們很高興你在這裡，就是這樣。

WE'RE OUT OF THE GRAGE, WE'RE BACK IN THE STUDIO.

我們離開了柵欄，我們回到了工作室。

WE'RE ALLOWED BACK IN.

我們可以回來了。

THAT'S RIGHT.

這是正確的。

SO GET, YOU KNOW, GET READY TO BE UPGRADED FROM AN

所以，你知道的，準備好從一個升級到另一個。

UNDERWHELMING SHOW TO A WHELMING SHOW.

UNDERWHELMING SHOW TO A WHELMING SHOW。

PREPARE TO BE WHELMED.

準備好被安慰。

BUT IT'S LOVELY TO BE BACK.

但它是美好的回來。

IT'S SO LOVELY TO SEE JUST A SMALL SMATTERING OF CREW THAT WE

很高興看到我們這群人中的一小部分。

HAVE HERE BUT THAT'S IT.

有這裡，但就是這樣。

THE DOORS ARE SALED, NO WAY OUT NOW.

門已經被賣掉了，現在沒有出路了。

WE'RE GOING TO RIDE THIS WHOLE THING OUT IN A BUN EL.

我們要去騎這整個事情在一個包子EL。

EVERYONE GOT THE EMAIL RIGHT.

每個人都得到了電子郵件的權利。

EVERYONE THOUGHT A FAW MONTHS WE'RE CLOSED.

大家都認為一個星期，我們已經關閉。

WHAT'S HAPPENING, REG, I LOVE THIS.

發生了什麼事，REG，我喜歡這個。

>> Reggie: THANKS, MAN, IT'S FEELING GOOD.

>> 謝謝，夥計，感覺很好。

>> James: CAN YOU HEAR WHAT I AM SAYING?

>> 詹姆斯。你能聽到我在說什麼嗎？

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: AND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO WEAR THIS THE WHOLE

>> 詹姆斯。而你只是要穿這整個

SHOW?

SHOW？

>> Reggie: NO, JUST-- I MEAN I JUST WANT TO SEE IF IT WORKS.

>> 雷吉：不，只是--我的意思是，我只是想看看是否能用。

>> James: IT DOES WORK.

>> 詹姆斯。它的工作。

>> Reggie: YOU CAN HEAR ME CLEARLY.

>> 你能清楚地聽到我的聲音。

>> James: WE CAN HEAR YOU CLEARLY IF I WANT TO FEEL LIKE

>> 詹姆斯。我們可以清楚地聽到你的聲音，如果我想感覺像

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME WHILE I'M IN THE BATH.

我在洗澡的時候，你在跟我說話嗎？

THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

這就是它。

WELL, IT IS GLORIOUS TO SEE YOU, I AM EVEN HAPPIER THAT I CAN SEE

見到你真好，能見到你我更高興了。

YOUR FULL FACE, LOOK AT, THAT YOU ARE GORGEOUS.

你的全臉，看，你是華麗的。

>> Reggie: I'M BACK, THANK YOU.

>> 我回來了，謝謝你。

>> James: I HAVE ONE, BEFORE WE, ONE PIECE OF BEEF HERE, WHAT

>> 詹姆斯，我有一個，在我們之前，我有一個，在我們之前， 一塊牛肉在這裡，什麼。

HAS HAPPENED TO THE SET?

場景發生了什麼？

>> NO IDEA, WHAT IS WRONG?

>> 不知道，什麼是錯的？

>> James: IT IS LIKE A NEW DESK.

>> 詹姆斯。它就像一個新的辦公桌。

>> IT GOT PAINTED.

>> 它被塗了。

WE HAD A LITTLE TIME.

我們有一點時間。

>> James: WHAT?

>> 詹姆斯。什麼？

>> WE HAD A LITTLE TIME ON OUR HAND T GOT PAINTED.

>> 我們有一點時間在我們的手T得到了畫。

>> James: I DIDN'T WANT IT PAINTED.

>> 詹姆斯。我不希望它畫。

>> SORRY, WE DIDN'T ASK SWRZ EVERY DAY I THINK OH, I

>> 抱歉，我們沒有每天都問SWRZ，我想哦，我。

GENUINELY LOOK AT THE DES DESK, WHEN THE SHOW IS DONE, I WILL

認真看書桌，當演出結束後，我將

TAKE THIS DESK BECAUSE IT HAS A MARK WHERE THE COFFEE THING WAS,

就拿這個桌子，因為它有一個標記，咖啡的東西在哪裡。

NOW IT IS LIKE SOME [BLEEP] IKEA.

現在它就像一些[BLEEP]宜家。

WHO SANCTIONED SUCH A MOVE?

誰準許了這樣的舉動？

>> I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW.

>> 我真的不知道。

>> James: ARE YOU THE EXEC PRODUCER OF THE SHOW AND I'M A

>> 詹姆斯。你是這個節目的執行製片人，而我是一個。

HOST.

主持人：

IS THIS A MANSINELLI DECISION?

這是曼辛納利的決定嗎？

>> I-- HAD IT PAINTED.

>> 我... ... 我把它畫了。

>> James: I MIGHT HAVE TO ASK A NEW DIRECTOR.

>> 詹姆斯。我可能要請一個新導演。

AND THEN I WON'T LET YOU KNOW, WILL YOU JUST COME IN ONE DAY

然後我不會讓你知道，你能不能進來一天？

AND YOUR PASS WON'T WORK AND I WILL GO OH, SORRY, I MIGHT HAVE

你的通行證不能用，我就走了 哦，對不起，我可能有。

ASKED FOR A NEW DIRECTOR, TIM, SORRY, I DIDN'T THINK TO RUN IT

問一個新的導演，TIM，對不起，我沒有想到運行它。

PAST YOU.

過去的你。

IT IS NOT WHERE YOU SIT EVERY DAY, NOT ALL THE MAGIC, I'M

不是你每天坐在哪裡，不是所有的魔法，我是...

USING THAT AGAIN BUSINESS-- GENEROUSLY.

用那再一次的業務 -- 一般來說。

WHAT IF ALL THE MAGIC CAME FROM THE DESK?

如果所有的魔法都來自於辦公桌呢？

SO FAR IT FEELS LIKE IT MIGHT HAVE.

到目前為止，它的感覺就像它可能有。

WE'LL FIND OUT, WELL, WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW.

我們會發現，好吧，我們已經得到了一個好節目。

WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

我們今晚有一場好戲給你看。

WE'LL BE CHATTING TO PAUL BETTANY AND THEN LENNY JAMES,

我們將與保羅-貝塔尼交談，然後是連尼-詹姆斯。

LOOK AT THAT, TWO LONDONERS.

看看，兩個倫敦人。

WE WILL HAVE A RIGHT TEARUP, LONGINS IS ON STAGE, KOK KNEE

我們將有一個正確的tearup，LONGINS是在舞臺上，KOK KNEE。

TEAR UP.

撕毀。

>> LET'S HAVE A TEARUP.

>> 讓我們有一個LOOMUP。

>> YEAH, LET'S HAVE A CARVE UP.

>> 是啊，讓我們有一個雕刻了。

>> I'M INTO IT.

>> 我喜歡它。

>> LET'S HAVE A CARVE UP.

>> 讓我們來切磋一下。

IAN IS NOT HERE BUT IF YOU WERE HERE IN THE STUDIO AND LOOK AT

IAN不在這裡，但如果你在這裡的工作室，並看到

WHERE HE NORMALLY SITS IT LOOKS LIKE IAN MIGHT HAVE DIED.

他平時坐的地方，看起來好像Ian可能已經死了。

JUST OUT OF RESPECT TO IAN, WE

出於對IAN的尊重，我們。

WON'T TURN THE LIGHTS ON FOR A WEEK.

一週內不會開燈。

WE SHOULD START LAYING FLOWERS THERE.

我們應該開始在那裡鋪設鮮花。

OH, LOOK, JAMES' CRYING, HE IS IS APPROXIMATING IAN SO MUCH.

哦，看，詹姆斯的哭泣，他是接近 IAN這麼多。

>> IT'S EMOTIONAL.

>> 它是情緒化的。

WRZ DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN IAN DID THAT BIT.

你還記得那次伊恩做的那件事嗎？

LET'S PLAY A BEST OF IAN.

讓我們玩一個最好的IAN。

WE'LL SOLD QUER ON WITHOUT HIM.

沒有他，我們會賣掉QUER。

IAN'S LAST ACT IN THE STUDIO.

IAN在工作室的最後一幕：

WAS PAINTING THIS DESK.

是畫這個辦公桌。

GUYS, BIG NEWS, YOU KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO SAY.

夥計們，大新聞，你知道我要去說什麼。

DONALD TRUMP JUST BECAME THE FIRST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY TO BE

唐納德-特朗普剛剛成為歷史上第一位被

IMPEACHED TWICE.

兩次被執行。

YES.

是的。

(APPLAUSE).

(掌聲).

>> James: TWICE.

>> 詹姆斯。兩次。

I HOPE TRUMP SUPPORTERS DON'T SUDDENLY BECOME ANGRY AND

我希望特朗普的支持者們不要輕易地憤怒和

VOLATILE ABOUT THIS.

關於這個問題，我是自願的。

YOU KNOW WHAT IS CRAZY, SO MUCH HAS GONE ON THAT I DON'T

你知道什麼是瘋狂的，這麼多的事情發生了，我不。

REMEMBER WHAT HE WAS IMPEACHED FOR THE FIRST TIME.

還記得他第一次受到的懲罰嗎？

RUSSIA?

俄羅斯？

SOMETHING TO DO WITH RUSSIA.

與俄羅斯有關的一些事情。

>> OH, UKRAINE.

>> 哦，烏克蘭。

>> James: RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

>> 詹姆斯。對，就是這樣。

TWO IMPEACHMENTS.

兩種影響：

TWO IMPEACHMENTS AND JUST LIKE TRUMP'S SONS, THE SECOND ONE IS

兩次衝擊，就像特朗普的兒子們一樣，第二次衝擊的是

THE MOST EMBARRASSING.

最尷尬的。

UNLIKE THE FIRST TIME AROUND, EVEN SOME REPUBLICANS VOTED

與第一次一樣，甚至一些共和黨人也投了票。

TODAY FOR TRUMP'S IMPEACHMENT.

今天對特朗普的彈劾。

AT ONE POINT COLORADO REPUBLICAN KEN BUCK TRIED TO EXPLAIN AWAY

在一個點上，科羅拉多州共和黨人肯-巴克試圖解釋離開。

THAT UGLY SCENE LAST WEEK BY COMPARING IT TO VARIOUS

上週那個醜陋的場景，通過比較它與各種。

HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES.

HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES.

TAKE A LOOK.

看看吧

>> ROBERT DE NIR-- DE NIRO SAID HE WANTED TO PUNCH THE PRESIDENT

>> 羅伯特-德尼爾--德尼羅說他想揍總統。

IN THE FACE, MADONNA THOUGHT ABOUT BLOWING UP THE WHITE

在臉上，麥當娜想過要炸掉白宮

HOUSE.

房子：

KTEE GRIFFIN HELD UP A LIKENESS OF THE PRESIDENT BEHEADED, HEAD.

KTEE GRIFFIN舉起了一個像總統的頭，頭。

AND NOTHING WAS SAID BY MY COLLEAGUES AT THAT POINT IN

而我的同事們在那個時候什麼都沒說。

TIME.

時間。

>> James: COME ON, KEN, NO ONE LIKES A NAME DROPPER.

>> 詹姆斯：吃飽了撐的，肯，別被人一槍斃命。

YOU KNOW WHO TOLD ME THAT.

你知道是誰告訴我的

OPRAH.

OPRAH：

ALSO, GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY ROBERT DE NIRO, I

還有，被羅伯特-德-尼羅打了一拳的臉，我

CONSIDER THAT TO BE ONE OF THE HIGHEST HONORS THIS COUNTRY CAN

認為這是一個最高的榮譽之一 這個國家可以。

BESTOW.

BESTOW.

NOTHING WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN IF YOU SAID ROBERT DE NIRO

沒有什麼能讓我比你說羅伯特-德-尼羅更高興了。

IS ON THE SHOW, HE IS NOT GOING TO CHAT, HE NOT GOING TO DO A

是在節目中，他不是去哈拉， 他不會做一個。

BIT.

BIT。

HE IS GOING TO WALK IN AND SOCK YOU RIGHT IN THE MOUTH.

他要走進來，打你的嘴巴。

AT ANOTHER POINT REPUBLICAN LAUREN BOEBERT ARGUED THE

共和黨人勞倫-博貝特在另一個場合論證了《公約》的重要性。

DEMOCRAT'S ATTEMPT TO IMPEACH TRUMP WAS ONLY CREATING MORE

民主黨人試圖彈劾特朗普，只是在製造更多的麻煩。

DIVISION AN SHE HAD SOME STRONG WORDS FOR EVERYONE.

她對每個人都說了一些強硬的話。

>> RATHER THAN ACTUALLY HELPING AMERICAN PEOPLE IN THIS TIME, WE

>> 在這個時代，我們沒有真正地幫助美國人民，而是。

START IMPEACHMENT THAT FURTHER DIVIDES OUR COUNTRY.

開始執行進一步分裂我們國家的行動。

I CALL BULL CRAP.

我叫胡扯。

>> WHOA!

>> 哇！

>> WHOA!

>> 哇！

>> James: LANG ON A MINUTE.

>> 詹姆斯。郎在一分鐘。

I APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE WHO HAD TO HEAR THAT.

我向所有聽到這些話的人道歉。

THAT IS-- THAT'S [BLEEP] CRAZY WHREEP [BLEEP] I'M JUST GLAD SHE

那是... ... 那是... ... 瘋狂的呼嚕聲 我很高興她... ...

TOOK THE TIME TO SPEAK ON THE FLOOR TODAY BECAUSE NORMALLY ON

今天抽出時間在會場上發言，因為通常情況下，我都會在會上發言。

A WEDNESDAY SHE IS BUSY GETTING KICKED OUT OF A SEPHORA FOR YOAL

一個週二她忙著被踢出一個SEPHORA的目標。

YELLING AT A MANAGER.

對經理大喊大叫。

THIS TIME A SENATE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL COULD BE A BIT RECOGNIZEY

這一次的參議院選舉審判可能會有一點可喜。

FOR THE PRESIDENT, MITCH McCONNELL IS APPARENTLY

對主席來說，MITCH McCONNELL顯然是...

PLEASED ABOUT TRUMP'S IMPEACHMENT BECAUSE HE THINKS IT

對特朗普的 "不告而別 "感到高興，因為他認為這是他的想法。

WILL MAKE IT EASIER TO DISTANCE TRUMP FROM THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

將使特朗普與共和黨的距離更容易拉開。

IT'S OFFICIAL, MITCH McCONNELL HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON TRUMP,

這是官方的，米奇・麥康納爾已經背叛了特朗普 It's OFFICIAL, MITCH McCONNELL HAS TURNED H BACK ON TRUMP,

WHICH SOMEONE SHOULD HELP HIM BECAUSE USUALLY WHEN MITCH

其中有人應該幫助他，因為通常當米奇。

McCONNELL FLIPS ON HIS BACK-- IT IS HARD FOR HIM TO GET

McCONNELL翻身了--他很難得到。

BACK UP ON THE RIGHT SIDE AGAIN.

再到右邊去。

NOW THIS ALL SEEMS PROMISING, I KNOW, BUT WATCH OUT BECAUSE

現在，這一切都看起來很有希望，我知道，但要小心，因為... ...

THERE IS ACTUALLY NOTHING MORE DISTURBING THAN THE SIGHT OF A

事實上，沒有什麼比看到一個人更令人不安的了。

PLEASED MITCH McCONNELL.

PLEASED MITCH McCONNELL.

AND AS IF THAT IS NOT ENOUGH, THERE WAS EVEN MORE BAD NEWS ARE

如果這還不夠的話，還有更多的壞消息。

FOR THE PRESIDENT.

主席：

THIS MORNING NEW YORK CITY ANNOUNCED IT IS SELFERRINGALL

今天早上，紐約市宣佈，它是自警的。

CONTRACTS WITH THE TRUMP-- SEVERING ALL CONTRACTS

與特朗普的合約--解除所有合約

WITH THE TRUMP ORGANIZATION.

與特朗普組織。

START SPREADING THE NEWS.

開始傳播新聞。

ONE OF THE CONTRACTS INCLUDED OPERATING THE CAROUSEL AT

其中一份合同包括在下列地點經營卡洛舍：

CENTRAL PARK.

中央公園。

I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD HAVE ASKED THIS FOUR YEARS AGO, WHAT DOES

我覺得我應該在四年前就問這個問題的，什麼是什麼？

THE TRUMP ORGANIZATION DO EXACTLY?

特朗普組織到底做了什麼？

LIKE SHADY REAL ESTATE DEALS, UNSAVORY INTERNATIONAL

喜歡陰暗的房地產交易，不忠誠的國際。

TRANSACTIONS, AND MERRY-GO-ROUNDS?

交易，和快樂的圓？

WHAT WHAT BUSINESS WOULD YOU BE SURPRISED BY IF THE TRUMP

如果特朗普的生意，你會有什麼驚喜？

ORGANIZATION ORGANIZED IN NEW YORK.

在紐約成立的組織。

>> Reggie: LIKE MAYBE A GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT JUST SAY LIKE

>> 雷吉：可能是一群人，只是說喜歡。

HEY, I'M WALKING HERE, JUST TO PERPETUATE THE STEREOTYPE OF NEW

嘿，我走在這裡，只是為了PERPETUATE THE STEREOTYPE的新。

YORK.

YORK.

>> James: THEY ARE ALL PAID EMPLOYEES OF THE CITY, JUST TO

>> 詹姆斯。他們都是本市的受僱人員，只是為了...

GIVE IT A FLAVOR.

給它一個味道。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: HEY, I'M WALKING HERE.

>> 詹姆斯。嘿，我走在這裡。

I THINK I COULD PLAY A GOOD GANGSTER IN A MOVIE.

我想我可以在電影中扮演一個好的歹徒。

>> Reggie: I THINK YOU SHOULD.

>> 我想你應該這樣做。

>> James: YOU THINK I COULD DO THAT.

>> 詹姆斯。你認為我可以做到這一點。

>> Reggie: YOU SHOULD.

>> 雷吉：你應該這樣做。

>> James: TRUMP, RELAX, FORGET IT.

>> 詹姆斯。特朗普，放鬆，忘記它。

>> Reggie: YEP.

>> 雷吉：是的。

>> James: THEY CALL HIM SHORT ARM-- HEY, FORGET ABOUT IT,

>> James:他們叫他 "短臂"... ... 嘿，別提了。

EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING SEE, THE MAGIC WAS IN THE DESK, ROB, I

正是我說的，魔法就在桌子上，羅伯，我...

DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.

不在乎你說什麼。

>> WE BLEW IT, I'M SORRY.

>> 我們把它弄壞了，我很抱歉。

>> James: I THINK THAT'S IT NOW, I THINK THIS IS US.

>> 詹姆斯。我想就是這樣了，我想這就是我們。

BUT YES, THEY'RE TAKING THE CAROUSEL IN CENTRAL PARK AWAY

但是，是的，他們要把中央公園的木馬車拿走了

FROM HIM.

從他。

THEY ARE TAKING AWAY THE CAROUSEL, THIS IS DEVASTATING

他們正在奪走卡魯塞爾，這是毀滅性的。

NEWS FOR ERIC TRUMP.

埃裡克-特朗普的新聞。

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL, GANG.

但這並不是全部，GANG。

EVEN AMERICA'S OVERSEAS ALLIES DON'T WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING TO

甚至美國的海外盟友也不想與之有任何瓜葛。

DO WITH THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY RIGHT NOW.

與特朗普總統現在。

SECRETARY OF STATE MIKE POMPEO JUST HAD TO CANCEL HIS FINAL

國務卿邁克-龐貝奧不得不取消他的最後一次訪問。

TRIP ABROAD AFTER TOP EUROPEAN LEADERS REFUSED TO MEET WITH

歐洲高層領導人拒絕與之會面後的海外旅行。

HIM.

他：

HERE IS HOW TOXIC TRUMP'S MD ARGUES IS RIGHT NOW.

這裡是如何有毒的特朗普的MD ARGUES是現在。

EVEN IN THE EU WAS LIKE EWW W-W-W.

即使是在歐盟，也是像EWW W-W-W。

SEE?

看到了嗎？

>> OH NO, OH NO.

>> OH NO，OH NO。

>> James: I'M GO BACK TO THE BAR AGE.

>> 詹姆斯。我要回到酒吧時代。

I'M GOING BACK.

我要回去了

YOU KNOW WHY THIS DOESN'T WORK?

你知道為什麼這不工作嗎？

IT'S GOT A REACTION TO THE LACQUER ON THIS.

它有一個反應的漆在這。

[BLEEP].

[BLEEP]。

>> TIM DIDN'T PLUG IT IN.

>> TIM DIDN'T PLUG IT IN。

>> James.

>> 詹姆斯。

>> >> James: THAT'S AULIFFE'S

>> 詹姆斯：那是AULIFFE的。

GOT, REG, IT IS A SHADY JOB AS WELL.

GOT，REG，這是一個不光彩的工作，以及。

LOOK WHAT HAS COME OFF-- LOOK AT THAT.

看什麼脫落了 -- 看那個。

LOOK AT-- NO.

看 -- 沒有。

IT'S A SHADY JOB.

這是個不光彩的工作。

>> Reggie: OH MY LORD.

>> 雷吉：哦，我的上帝。

>> James: WE'LL SOLDIER ON, GUYS, BUT I'M--

>> 詹姆斯。我們會繼續戰鬥，夥計們，但我... ...

(APPLAUSE) OH.

（掌聲）哦。

DA VINCH-- DA VINCI, WOW.

DA VINCH -- DA VINCI，WOW。

YEAH.

是的。

DA VINCI?

達文西？

(LAUGHTER) I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY

我從來沒有想過我會這麼說。

THIS, I MISS 2020.

這，我想念2020。

(LAUGHTER) LIKE I SAY, EW.

（笑）就像我說的，EW。

(APPLAUSE) POMPEO ACTUALLY CANCELLED HIS

(掌聲) POMPEO實際上取消了他的。

BIG TRIP ABROAD.

大旅行海外。

I GUESS FINALLY HE WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT LIFE HAS BEEN

我想他終於會明白生活是什麼了吧？

LIKE FOR ALL OF US THESE PAST TEN MONTHS.

就像我們大家過去的十個月一樣。

MOVING ON IN OTHER NEWS, AFTER AGING IN SPACE FOR MORE THAN A

在其他新聞中繼續前進，在太空中衰老了一個多月後。

YEAR SPACEX IS NOW BRINGING A CASE OF BORDEAUX WEINBACH TO

YEAR SPACEX現在將一箱BORDEAUX WEINBACH帶入中國。

EARTH.

EARTH：

>> WHAT.

>> 什麼。

>> James: ELON MUSK, HE HAS TOO MUCH MONEY, THAT IS IT, HE

>> 詹姆斯：埃隆-穆克，他有太多的錢，就是這樣，他。

IS USING OUTER SPACE AS A WINE CELL AR.

正在使用外部空間作為一個葡萄酒細胞AR。

OH, WHAT ARE WE GOING DO WITH THESE SIX BOTTLES, THERE IS NO

哦，什麼是我們要做的 與這些六瓶，沒有。

ROOM.

房間：

FIRE UP THE ROCKET.

發射火箭。

WE'LL KEEP IT UP THERE WHILE WE DRINK THESE.

當我們喝這些的時候，我們會一直在那裡。

WINE FROM SPACE, THAT IS ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE WOBBLY

來自太空的葡萄酒，那是人類的一小步，一小步。

LEAP FOR MAN KIND.

躍為人族。

I WAS NEVER SURE ABOUT THAT JOKE EITHER.

我也不確定那個笑話。

I'M SAYING JOKE, THAT IS BEING VERY FAVORABLE.

我說的是玩笑話，那是在徇私舞弊。

BUT I DID HEAR, I DID HEAR THIS, THIS IS A SWROAK, WILL YOU LIKE

但我聽到了，我聽到了這個，這是一個SWROAK，你會喜歡嗎？

THIS, YOU WILL LIKE THIS, I DID HEAR THAT THE WINE TASTES OUT OF

這個，你會喜歡的，我聽說這酒的味道很好。

THIS WORLD.

這個世界。

>> AND FINALLY WE WANT TO SHOW YOU THIS, A CHURCH IN BRAZIL

>> 最後我們要給大家看這個，巴西的一個教堂。

OPENED A TOURIST ATTRACTION WHICH IS BEING CALLED THE

開設了一個旅遊景點，被稱為 "中國旅遊勝地"。

WORLD'S WORST WAX WORK MUSEUM BECAUSE THE FIGURES WILL SO BAD

世界上最糟糕的蠟像工作博物館，因為這些模型會非常糟糕。

THAT VISITORS CAN'T RECOGNIZE THE CELEBRITIES, TO GIVE YOU AN

參觀者無法識別名人，給你一個。

IDEA HOW BAD IT IS, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MARILYN MONROE.

知道有多糟糕嗎，這應該是瑪麗蓮・夢露。

THE SCENTED CANDLE IN MY OFFICE LACKS MORE LIKE MARILYN MONROE

我辦公室裡的香薰蠟燭缺少更多的像瑪麗蓮-夢露的東西。

THAN THAT.

比這。

I STUDIED THE OTHER EXHIBITS.

我研究了其他展覽。

I HAVE TO BE HONEST, THEY WOULDN'T BE SO BAD IF THEY JUST

我必須說實話，他們不會那麼壞，如果他們只是。

LABELED THEM PROPERLY.

給它們貼上了正確的標籤。

AT THE MUSEUM THEY SAY THAT THIS IS ELVIS.

在博物館裡，他們說這是艾維斯。

RIGHT, BUT IT'S OBVIOUSLY SHAWN MENDES.