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  • LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

    女士們,先生們

  • WELCOME TO THE SHOW, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US

    歡迎來到節目現場,感謝大家的參與。

  • TONIGHT, WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE, THAT'S IT.

    今晚,我們很高興你在這裡,就是這樣。

  • WE'RE OUT OF THE GRAGE, WE'RE BACK IN THE STUDIO.

    我們離開了柵欄,我們回到了工作室。

  • WE'RE ALLOWED BACK IN.

    我們可以回來了。

  • THAT'S RIGHT.

    這是正確的。

  • SO GET, YOU KNOW, GET READY TO BE UPGRADED FROM AN

    所以,你知道的,準備好從一個升級到另一個。

  • UNDERWHELMING SHOW TO A WHELMING SHOW.

    UNDERWHELMING SHOW TO A WHELMING SHOW。

  • PREPARE TO BE WHELMED.

    準備好被安慰。

  • BUT IT'S LOVELY TO BE BACK.

    但它是美好的回來。

  • IT'S SO LOVELY TO SEE JUST A SMALL SMATTERING OF CREW THAT WE

    很高興看到我們這群人中的一小部分。

  • HAVE HERE BUT THAT'S IT.

    有這裡,但就是這樣。

  • THE DOORS ARE SALED, NO WAY OUT NOW.

    門已經被賣掉了,現在沒有出路了。

  • WE'RE GOING TO RIDE THIS WHOLE THING OUT IN A BUN EL.

    我們要去騎這整個事情在一個包子EL。

  • EVERYONE GOT THE EMAIL RIGHT.

    每個人都得到了電子郵件的權利。

  • EVERYONE THOUGHT A FAW MONTHS WE'RE CLOSED.

    大家都認為一個星期,我們已經關閉。

  • WHAT'S HAPPENING, REG, I LOVE THIS.

    發生了什麼事,REG,我喜歡這個。

  • >> Reggie: THANKS, MAN, IT'S FEELING GOOD.

    >> 謝謝,夥計,感覺很好。

  • >> James: CAN YOU HEAR WHAT I AM SAYING?

    >> 詹姆斯。你能聽到我在說什麼嗎?

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

    >> 雷吉:YEAH。

  • >> James: AND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO WEAR THIS THE WHOLE

    >> 詹姆斯。而你只是要穿這整個

  • SHOW?

    SHOW?

  • >> Reggie: NO, JUST-- I MEAN I JUST WANT TO SEE IF IT WORKS.

    >> 雷吉:不,只是--我的意思是,我只是想看看是否能用。

  • >> James: IT DOES WORK.

    >> 詹姆斯。它的工作。

  • >> Reggie: YOU CAN HEAR ME CLEARLY.

    >> 你能清楚地聽到我的聲音。

  • >> James: WE CAN HEAR YOU CLEARLY IF I WANT TO FEEL LIKE

    >> 詹姆斯。我們可以清楚地聽到你的聲音,如果我想感覺像

  • ARE YOU TALKING TO ME WHILE I'M IN THE BATH.

    我在洗澡的時候,你在跟我說話嗎?

  • THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

    這就是它。

  • WELL, IT IS GLORIOUS TO SEE YOU, I AM EVEN HAPPIER THAT I CAN SEE

    見到你真好,能見到你我更高興了。

  • YOUR FULL FACE, LOOK AT, THAT YOU ARE GORGEOUS.

    你的全臉,看,你是華麗的。

  • >> Reggie: I'M BACK, THANK YOU.

    >> 我回來了,謝謝你。

  • >> James: I HAVE ONE, BEFORE WE, ONE PIECE OF BEEF HERE, WHAT

    >> 詹姆斯,我有一個,在我們之前,我有一個,在我們之前, 一塊牛肉在這裡,什麼。

  • HAS HAPPENED TO THE SET?

    場景發生了什麼?

  • >> NO IDEA, WHAT IS WRONG?

    >> 不知道,什麼是錯的?

  • >> James: IT IS LIKE A NEW DESK.

    >> 詹姆斯。它就像一個新的辦公桌。

  • >> IT GOT PAINTED.

    >> 它被塗了。

  • WE HAD A LITTLE TIME.

    我們有一點時間。

  • >> James: WHAT?

    >> 詹姆斯。什麼?

  • >> WE HAD A LITTLE TIME ON OUR HAND T GOT PAINTED.

    >> 我們有一點時間在我們的手T得到了畫。

  • >> James: I DIDN'T WANT IT PAINTED.

    >> 詹姆斯。我不希望它畫。

  • >> SORRY, WE DIDN'T ASK SWRZ EVERY DAY I THINK OH, I

    >> 抱歉,我們沒有每天都問SWRZ,我想哦,我。

  • GENUINELY LOOK AT THE DES DESK, WHEN THE SHOW IS DONE, I WILL

    認真看書桌,當演出結束後,我將

  • TAKE THIS DESK BECAUSE IT HAS A MARK WHERE THE COFFEE THING WAS,

    就拿這個桌子,因為它有一個標記,咖啡的東西在哪裡。

  • NOW IT IS LIKE SOME [BLEEP] IKEA.

    現在它就像一些[BLEEP]宜家。

  • WHO SANCTIONED SUCH A MOVE?

    誰準許了這樣的舉動?

  • >> I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW.

    >> 我真的不知道。

  • >> James: ARE YOU THE EXEC PRODUCER OF THE SHOW AND I'M A

    >> 詹姆斯。你是這個節目的執行製片人,而我是一個。

  • HOST.

    主持人:

  • IS THIS A MANSINELLI DECISION?

    這是曼辛納利的決定嗎?

  • >> I-- HAD IT PAINTED.

    >> 我... ... 我把它畫了。

  • >> James: I MIGHT HAVE TO ASK A NEW DIRECTOR.

    >> 詹姆斯。我可能要請一個新導演。

  • AND THEN I WON'T LET YOU KNOW, WILL YOU JUST COME IN ONE DAY

    然後我不會讓你知道,你能不能進來一天?

  • AND YOUR PASS WON'T WORK AND I WILL GO OH, SORRY, I MIGHT HAVE

    你的通行證不能用,我就走了 哦,對不起,我可能有。

  • ASKED FOR A NEW DIRECTOR, TIM, SORRY, I DIDN'T THINK TO RUN IT

    問一個新的導演,TIM,對不起,我沒有想到運行它。

  • PAST YOU.

    過去的你。

  • IT IS NOT WHERE YOU SIT EVERY DAY, NOT ALL THE MAGIC, I'M

    不是你每天坐在哪裡,不是所有的魔法,我是...

  • USING THAT AGAIN BUSINESS-- GENEROUSLY.

    用那再一次的業務 -- 一般來說。

  • WHAT IF ALL THE MAGIC CAME FROM THE DESK?

    如果所有的魔法都來自於辦公桌呢?

  • SO FAR IT FEELS LIKE IT MIGHT HAVE.

    到目前為止,它的感覺就像它可能有。

  • WE'LL FIND OUT, WELL, WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW.

    我們會發現,好吧,我們已經得到了一個好節目。

  • WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

    我們今晚有一場好戲給你看。

  • WE'LL BE CHATTING TO PAUL BETTANY AND THEN LENNY JAMES,

    我們將與保羅-貝塔尼交談,然後是連尼-詹姆斯。

  • LOOK AT THAT, TWO LONDONERS.

    看看,兩個倫敦人。

  • WE WILL HAVE A RIGHT TEARUP, LONGINS IS ON STAGE, KOK KNEE

    我們將有一個正確的tearup,LONGINS是在舞臺上,KOK KNEE。

  • TEAR UP.

    撕毀。

  • >> LET'S HAVE A TEARUP.

    >> 讓我們有一個LOOMUP。

  • >> YEAH, LET'S HAVE A CARVE UP.

    >> 是啊,讓我們有一個雕刻了。

  • >> I'M INTO IT.

    >> 我喜歡它。

  • >> LET'S HAVE A CARVE UP.

    >> 讓我們來切磋一下。

  • IAN IS NOT HERE BUT IF YOU WERE HERE IN THE STUDIO AND LOOK AT

    IAN不在這裡,但如果你在這裡的工作室,並看到

  • WHERE HE NORMALLY SITS IT LOOKS LIKE IAN MIGHT HAVE DIED.

    他平時坐的地方,看起來好像Ian可能已經死了。

  • JUST OUT OF RESPECT TO IAN, WE

    出於對IAN的尊重,我們。

  • WON'T TURN THE LIGHTS ON FOR A WEEK.

    一週內不會開燈。

  • WE SHOULD START LAYING FLOWERS THERE.

    我們應該開始在那裡鋪設鮮花。

  • OH, LOOK, JAMES' CRYING, HE IS IS APPROXIMATING IAN SO MUCH.

    哦,看,詹姆斯的哭泣,他是接近 IAN這麼多。

  • >> IT'S EMOTIONAL.

    >> 它是情緒化的。

  • WRZ DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN IAN DID THAT BIT.

    你還記得那次伊恩做的那件事嗎?

  • LET'S PLAY A BEST OF IAN.

    讓我們玩一個最好的IAN。

  • WE'LL SOLD QUER ON WITHOUT HIM.

    沒有他,我們會賣掉QUER。

  • IAN'S LAST ACT IN THE STUDIO.

    IAN在工作室的最後一幕:

  • WAS PAINTING THIS DESK.

    是畫這個辦公桌。

  • GUYS, BIG NEWS, YOU KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO SAY.

    夥計們,大新聞,你知道我要去說什麼。

  • DONALD TRUMP JUST BECAME THE FIRST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY TO BE

    唐納德-特朗普剛剛成為歷史上第一位被

  • IMPEACHED TWICE.

    兩次被執行。

  • YES.

    是的。

  • (APPLAUSE).

    (掌聲).

  • >> James: TWICE.

    >> 詹姆斯。兩次。

  • I HOPE TRUMP SUPPORTERS DON'T SUDDENLY BECOME ANGRY AND

    我希望特朗普的支持者們不要輕易地憤怒和

  • VOLATILE ABOUT THIS.

    關於這個問題,我是自願的。

  • YOU KNOW WHAT IS CRAZY, SO MUCH HAS GONE ON THAT I DON'T

    你知道什麼是瘋狂的,這麼多的事情發生了,我不。

  • REMEMBER WHAT HE WAS IMPEACHED FOR THE FIRST TIME.

    還記得他第一次受到的懲罰嗎?

  • RUSSIA?

    俄羅斯?

  • SOMETHING TO DO WITH RUSSIA.

    與俄羅斯有關的一些事情。

  • >> OH, UKRAINE.

    >> 哦,烏克蘭。

  • >> James: RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

    >> 詹姆斯。對,就是這樣。

  • TWO IMPEACHMENTS.

    兩種影響:

  • TWO IMPEACHMENTS AND JUST LIKE TRUMP'S SONS, THE SECOND ONE IS

    兩次衝擊,就像特朗普的兒子們一樣,第二次衝擊的是

  • THE MOST EMBARRASSING.

    最尷尬的。

  • UNLIKE THE FIRST TIME AROUND, EVEN SOME REPUBLICANS VOTED

    與第一次一樣,甚至一些共和黨人也投了票。

  • TODAY FOR TRUMP'S IMPEACHMENT.

    今天對特朗普的彈劾。

  • AT ONE POINT COLORADO REPUBLICAN KEN BUCK TRIED TO EXPLAIN AWAY

    在一個點上,科羅拉多州共和黨人肯-巴克試圖解釋離開。

  • THAT UGLY SCENE LAST WEEK BY COMPARING IT TO VARIOUS

    上週那個醜陋的場景,通過比較它與各種。

  • HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES.

    HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES.

  • TAKE A LOOK.

    看看吧

  • >> ROBERT DE NIR-- DE NIRO SAID HE WANTED TO PUNCH THE PRESIDENT

    >> 羅伯特-德尼爾--德尼羅說他想揍總統。

  • IN THE FACE, MADONNA THOUGHT ABOUT BLOWING UP THE WHITE

    在臉上,麥當娜想過要炸掉白宮

  • HOUSE.

    房子:

  • KTEE GRIFFIN HELD UP A LIKENESS OF THE PRESIDENT BEHEADED, HEAD.

    KTEE GRIFFIN舉起了一個像總統的頭,頭。

  • AND NOTHING WAS SAID BY MY COLLEAGUES AT THAT POINT IN

    而我的同事們在那個時候什麼都沒說。

  • TIME.

    時間。

  • >> James: COME ON, KEN, NO ONE LIKES A NAME DROPPER.

    >> 詹姆斯:吃飽了撐的,肯,別被人一槍斃命。

  • YOU KNOW WHO TOLD ME THAT.

    你知道是誰告訴我的

  • OPRAH.

    OPRAH:

  • ALSO, GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY ROBERT DE NIRO, I

    還有,被羅伯特-德-尼羅打了一拳的臉,我

  • CONSIDER THAT TO BE ONE OF THE HIGHEST HONORS THIS COUNTRY CAN

    認為這是一個最高的榮譽之一 這個國家可以。

  • BESTOW.

    BESTOW.

  • NOTHING WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN IF YOU SAID ROBERT DE NIRO

    沒有什麼能讓我比你說羅伯特-德-尼羅更高興了。

  • IS ON THE SHOW, HE IS NOT GOING TO CHAT, HE NOT GOING TO DO A

    是在節目中,他不是去哈拉, 他不會做一個。

  • BIT.

    BIT。

  • HE IS GOING TO WALK IN AND SOCK YOU RIGHT IN THE MOUTH.

    他要走進來,打你的嘴巴。

  • AT ANOTHER POINT REPUBLICAN LAUREN BOEBERT ARGUED THE

    共和黨人勞倫-博貝特在另一個場合論證了《公約》的重要性。

  • DEMOCRAT'S ATTEMPT TO IMPEACH TRUMP WAS ONLY CREATING MORE

    民主黨人試圖彈劾特朗普,只是在製造更多的麻煩。

  • DIVISION AN SHE HAD SOME STRONG WORDS FOR EVERYONE.

    她對每個人都說了一些強硬的話。

  • >> RATHER THAN ACTUALLY HELPING AMERICAN PEOPLE IN THIS TIME, WE

    >> 在這個時代,我們沒有真正地幫助美國人民,而是。

  • START IMPEACHMENT THAT FURTHER DIVIDES OUR COUNTRY.

    開始執行進一步分裂我們國家的行動。

  • I CALL BULL CRAP.

    我叫胡扯。

  • >> WHOA!

    >> 哇!

  • >> WHOA!

    >> 哇!

  • >> James: LANG ON A MINUTE.

    >> 詹姆斯。郎在一分鐘。

  • I APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE WHO HAD TO HEAR THAT.

    我向所有聽到這些話的人道歉。

  • THAT IS-- THAT'S [BLEEP] CRAZY WHREEP [BLEEP] I'M JUST GLAD SHE

    那是... ... 那是... ... 瘋狂的呼嚕聲 我很高興她... ...

  • TOOK THE TIME TO SPEAK ON THE FLOOR TODAY BECAUSE NORMALLY ON

    今天抽出時間在會場上發言,因為通常情況下,我都會在會上發言。

  • A WEDNESDAY SHE IS BUSY GETTING KICKED OUT OF A SEPHORA FOR YOAL

    一個週二她忙著被踢出一個SEPHORA的目標。

  • YELLING AT A MANAGER.

    對經理大喊大叫。

  • THIS TIME A SENATE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL COULD BE A BIT RECOGNIZEY

    這一次的參議院選舉審判可能會有一點可喜。

  • FOR THE PRESIDENT, MITCH McCONNELL IS APPARENTLY

    對主席來說,MITCH McCONNELL顯然是...

  • PLEASED ABOUT TRUMP'S IMPEACHMENT BECAUSE HE THINKS IT

    對特朗普的 "不告而別 "感到高興,因為他認為這是他的想法。

  • WILL MAKE IT EASIER TO DISTANCE TRUMP FROM THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

    將使特朗普與共和黨的距離更容易拉開。

  • IT'S OFFICIAL, MITCH McCONNELL HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON TRUMP,

    這是官方的,米奇・麥康納爾已經背叛了特朗普 It's OFFICIAL, MITCH McCONNELL HAS TURNED H BACK ON TRUMP,

  • WHICH SOMEONE SHOULD HELP HIM BECAUSE USUALLY WHEN MITCH

    其中有人應該幫助他,因為通常當米奇。

  • McCONNELL FLIPS ON HIS BACK-- IT IS HARD FOR HIM TO GET

    McCONNELL翻身了--他很難得到。

  • BACK UP ON THE RIGHT SIDE AGAIN.

    再到右邊去。

  • NOW THIS ALL SEEMS PROMISING, I KNOW, BUT WATCH OUT BECAUSE

    現在,這一切都看起來很有希望,我知道,但要小心,因為... ...

  • THERE IS ACTUALLY NOTHING MORE DISTURBING THAN THE SIGHT OF A

    事實上,沒有什麼比看到一個人更令人不安的了。

  • PLEASED MITCH McCONNELL.

    PLEASED MITCH McCONNELL.

  • AND AS IF THAT IS NOT ENOUGH, THERE WAS EVEN MORE BAD NEWS ARE

    如果這還不夠的話,還有更多的壞消息。

  • FOR THE PRESIDENT.

    主席:

  • THIS MORNING NEW YORK CITY ANNOUNCED IT IS SELFERRINGALL

    今天早上,紐約市宣佈,它是自警的。

  • CONTRACTS WITH THE TRUMP-- SEVERING ALL CONTRACTS

    與特朗普的合約--解除所有合約

  • WITH THE TRUMP ORGANIZATION.

    與特朗普組織。

  • START SPREADING THE NEWS.

    開始傳播新聞。

  • ONE OF THE CONTRACTS INCLUDED OPERATING THE CAROUSEL AT

    其中一份合同包括在下列地點經營卡洛舍:

  • CENTRAL PARK.

    中央公園。

  • I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD HAVE ASKED THIS FOUR YEARS AGO, WHAT DOES

    我覺得我應該在四年前就問這個問題的,什麼是什麼?

  • THE TRUMP ORGANIZATION DO EXACTLY?

    特朗普組織到底做了什麼?

  • LIKE SHADY REAL ESTATE DEALS, UNSAVORY INTERNATIONAL

    喜歡陰暗的房地產交易,不忠誠的國際。

  • TRANSACTIONS, AND MERRY-GO-ROUNDS?

    交易,和快樂的圓?

  • WHAT WHAT BUSINESS WOULD YOU BE SURPRISED BY IF THE TRUMP

    如果特朗普的生意,你會有什麼驚喜?

  • ORGANIZATION ORGANIZED IN NEW YORK.

    在紐約成立的組織。

  • >> Reggie: LIKE MAYBE A GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT JUST SAY LIKE

    >> 雷吉:可能是一群人,只是說喜歡。

  • HEY, I'M WALKING HERE, JUST TO PERPETUATE THE STEREOTYPE OF NEW

    嘿,我走在這裡,只是為了PERPETUATE THE STEREOTYPE的新。

  • YORK.

    YORK.

  • >> James: THEY ARE ALL PAID EMPLOYEES OF THE CITY, JUST TO

    >> 詹姆斯。他們都是本市的受僱人員,只是為了...

  • GIVE IT A FLAVOR.

    給它一個味道。

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

    >> 雷吉:YEAH。

  • >> James: HEY, I'M WALKING HERE.

    >> 詹姆斯。嘿,我走在這裡。

  • I THINK I COULD PLAY A GOOD GANGSTER IN A MOVIE.

    我想我可以在電影中扮演一個好的歹徒。

  • >> Reggie: I THINK YOU SHOULD.

    >> 我想你應該這樣做。

  • >> James: YOU THINK I COULD DO THAT.

    >> 詹姆斯。你認為我可以做到這一點。

  • >> Reggie: YOU SHOULD.

    >> 雷吉:你應該這樣做。

  • >> James: TRUMP, RELAX, FORGET IT.

    >> 詹姆斯。特朗普,放鬆,忘記它。

  • >> Reggie: YEP.

    >> 雷吉:是的。

  • >> James: THEY CALL HIM SHORT ARM-- HEY, FORGET ABOUT IT,

    >> James:他們叫他 "短臂"... ... 嘿,別提了。

  • EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING SEE, THE MAGIC WAS IN THE DESK, ROB, I

    正是我說的,魔法就在桌子上,羅伯,我...

  • DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.

    不在乎你說什麼。

  • >> WE BLEW IT, I'M SORRY.

    >> 我們把它弄壞了,我很抱歉。

  • >> James: I THINK THAT'S IT NOW, I THINK THIS IS US.

    >> 詹姆斯。我想就是這樣了,我想這就是我們。

  • BUT YES, THEY'RE TAKING THE CAROUSEL IN CENTRAL PARK AWAY

    但是,是的,他們要把中央公園的木馬車拿走了

  • FROM HIM.

    從他。

  • THEY ARE TAKING AWAY THE CAROUSEL, THIS IS DEVASTATING

    他們正在奪走卡魯塞爾,這是毀滅性的。

  • NEWS FOR ERIC TRUMP.

    埃裡克-特朗普的新聞。

  • BUT THAT'S NOT ALL, GANG.

    但這並不是全部,GANG。

  • EVEN AMERICA'S OVERSEAS ALLIES DON'T WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING TO

    甚至美國的海外盟友也不想與之有任何瓜葛。

  • DO WITH THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY RIGHT NOW.

    與特朗普總統現在。

  • SECRETARY OF STATE MIKE POMPEO JUST HAD TO CANCEL HIS FINAL

    國務卿邁克-龐貝奧不得不取消他的最後一次訪問。

  • TRIP ABROAD AFTER TOP EUROPEAN LEADERS REFUSED TO MEET WITH

    歐洲高層領導人拒絕與之會面後的海外旅行。

  • HIM.

    他:

  • HERE IS HOW TOXIC TRUMP'S MD ARGUES IS RIGHT NOW.

    這裡是如何有毒的特朗普的MD ARGUES是現在。

  • EVEN IN THE EU WAS LIKE EWW W-W-W.

    即使是在歐盟,也是像EWW W-W-W。

  • SEE?

    看到了嗎?

  • >> OH NO, OH NO.

    >> OH NO,OH NO。

  • >> James: I'M GO BACK TO THE BAR AGE.

    >> 詹姆斯。我要回到酒吧時代。

  • I'M GOING BACK.

    我要回去了

  • YOU KNOW WHY THIS DOESN'T WORK?

    你知道為什麼這不工作嗎?

  • IT'S GOT A REACTION TO THE LACQUER ON THIS.

    它有一個反應的漆在這。

  • [BLEEP].

    [BLEEP]。

  • >> TIM DIDN'T PLUG IT IN.

    >> TIM DIDN'T PLUG IT IN。

  • >> James.

    >> 詹姆斯。

  • >> >> James: THAT'S AULIFFE'S

    >> 詹姆斯:那是AULIFFE的。

  • GOT, REG, IT IS A SHADY JOB AS WELL.

    GOT,REG,這是一個不光彩的工作,以及。

  • LOOK WHAT HAS COME OFF-- LOOK AT THAT.

    看什麼脫落了 -- 看那個。

  • LOOK AT-- NO.

    看 -- 沒有。

  • IT'S A SHADY JOB.

    這是個不光彩的工作。

  • >> Reggie: OH MY LORD.

    >> 雷吉:哦,我的上帝。

  • >> James: WE'LL SOLDIER ON, GUYS, BUT I'M--

    >> 詹姆斯。我們會繼續戰鬥,夥計們,但我... ...

  • (APPLAUSE) OH.

    (掌聲)哦。

  • DA VINCH-- DA VINCI, WOW.

    DA VINCH -- DA VINCI,WOW。

  • YEAH.

    是的。

  • DA VINCI?

    達文西?

  • (LAUGHTER) I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY

    我從來沒有想過我會這麼說。

  • THIS, I MISS 2020.

    這,我想念2020。

  • (LAUGHTER) LIKE I SAY, EW.

    (笑)就像我說的,EW。

  • (APPLAUSE) POMPEO ACTUALLY CANCELLED HIS

    (掌聲) POMPEO實際上取消了他的。

  • BIG TRIP ABROAD.

    大旅行海外。

  • I GUESS FINALLY HE WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT LIFE HAS BEEN

    我想他終於會明白生活是什麼了吧?

  • LIKE FOR ALL OF US THESE PAST TEN MONTHS.

    就像我們大家過去的十個月一樣。

  • MOVING ON IN OTHER NEWS, AFTER AGING IN SPACE FOR MORE THAN A

    在其他新聞中繼續前進,在太空中衰老了一個多月後。

  • YEAR SPACEX IS NOW BRINGING A CASE OF BORDEAUX WEINBACH TO

    YEAR SPACEX現在將一箱BORDEAUX WEINBACH帶入中國。

  • EARTH.

    EARTH:

  • >> WHAT.

    >> 什麼。

  • >> James: ELON MUSK, HE HAS TOO MUCH MONEY, THAT IS IT, HE

    >> 詹姆斯:埃隆-穆克,他有太多的錢,就是這樣,他。

  • IS USING OUTER SPACE AS A WINE CELL AR.

    正在使用外部空間作為一個葡萄酒細胞AR。

  • OH, WHAT ARE WE GOING DO WITH THESE SIX BOTTLES, THERE IS NO

    哦,什麼是我們要做的 與這些六瓶,沒有。

  • ROOM.

    房間:

  • FIRE UP THE ROCKET.

    發射火箭。

  • WE'LL KEEP IT UP THERE WHILE WE DRINK THESE.

    當我們喝這些的時候,我們會一直在那裡。

  • WINE FROM SPACE, THAT IS ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE WOBBLY

    來自太空的葡萄酒,那是人類的一小步,一小步。

  • LEAP FOR MAN KIND.

    躍為人族。

  • I WAS NEVER SURE ABOUT THAT JOKE EITHER.

    我也不確定那個笑話。

  • I'M SAYING JOKE, THAT IS BEING VERY FAVORABLE.

    我說的是玩笑話,那是在徇私舞弊。

  • BUT I DID HEAR, I DID HEAR THIS, THIS IS A SWROAK, WILL YOU LIKE

    但我聽到了,我聽到了這個,這是一個SWROAK,你會喜歡嗎?

  • THIS, YOU WILL LIKE THIS, I DID HEAR THAT THE WINE TASTES OUT OF

    這個,你會喜歡的,我聽說這酒的味道很好。

  • THIS WORLD.

    這個世界。

  • >> AND FINALLY WE WANT TO SHOW YOU THIS, A CHURCH IN BRAZIL

    >> 最後我們要給大家看這個,巴西的一個教堂。

  • OPENED A TOURIST ATTRACTION WHICH IS BEING CALLED THE

    開設了一個旅遊景點,被稱為 "中國旅遊勝地"。

  • WORLD'S WORST WAX WORK MUSEUM BECAUSE THE FIGURES WILL SO BAD

    世界上最糟糕的蠟像工作博物館,因為這些模型會非常糟糕。

  • THAT VISITORS CAN'T RECOGNIZE THE CELEBRITIES, TO GIVE YOU AN

    參觀者無法識別名人,給你一個。

  • IDEA HOW BAD IT IS, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MARILYN MONROE.

    知道有多糟糕嗎,這應該是瑪麗蓮・夢露。

  • THE SCENTED CANDLE IN MY OFFICE LACKS MORE LIKE MARILYN MONROE

    我辦公室裡的香薰蠟燭缺少更多的像瑪麗蓮-夢露的東西。

  • THAN THAT.

    比這。

  • I STUDIED THE OTHER EXHIBITS.

    我研究了其他展覽。

  • I HAVE TO BE HONEST, THEY WOULDN'T BE SO BAD IF THEY JUST

    我必須說實話,他們不會那麼壞,如果他們只是。

  • LABELED THEM PROPERLY.

    給它們貼上了正確的標籤。

  • AT THE MUSEUM THEY SAY THAT THIS IS ELVIS.

    在博物館裡,他們說這是艾維斯。

  • RIGHT, BUT IT'S OBVIOUSLY SHAWN MENDES.

    沒錯,但它顯然是肖恩-門德斯。

  • THEY SAY THIS IS PRINCESS DIANA, BUT IT IS OBVIOUSLY TELEVISION

    他們說這是戴安娜王妃,但這顯然是電視。

  • HOST LAURA INGRAM.

    主人勞拉-英格拉姆:

  • AND FINALLY FANS I WANT BANDS, I WANT YOUR GUESSES, DO YOU HAVE

    最後,粉絲們,我要樂隊,我要你們的猜測,你們有嗎?

  • ANY IDEA WHO THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE.

    知道這應該是誰嗎?

  • >> DENNIS RODMAN.

    >> DENNIS RODMAN.