Name: 一個總統如此好，他被彈劾了兩次。 (A President So Nice He's IMPEACHED Twice)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T18:31:38.000Z
Duration: 13 min 16 s

WELCOME TO THE SHOW, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US

歡迎來到節目現場，感謝大家的參與。

TONIGHT, WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE, THAT'S IT.

今晚，我們很高興你在這裡，就是這樣。

WE'RE OUT OF THE GRAGE, WE'RE BACK IN THE STUDIO.

我們離開了柵欄，我們回到了工作室。

SO GET, YOU KNOW, GET READY TO BE UPGRADED FROM AN

所以，你知道的，準備好從一個升級到另一個。

IT'S SO LOVELY TO SEE JUST A SMALL SMATTERING OF CREW THAT WE

很高興看到我們這群人中的一小部分。

門已經被賣掉了，現在沒有出路了。

WE'RE GOING TO RIDE THIS WHOLE THING OUT IN A BUN EL.

我們要去騎這整個事情在一個包子EL。

每個人都得到了電子郵件的權利。

EVERYONE THOUGHT A FAW MONTHS WE'RE CLOSED.

大家都認為一個星期，我們已經關閉。

發生了什麼事，REG，我喜歡這個。

>> Reggie: THANKS, MAN, IT'S FEELING GOOD.

>> 詹姆斯。你能聽到我在說什麼嗎？

>> James: AND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO WEAR THIS THE WHOLE

>> 詹姆斯。而你只是要穿這整個

>> Reggie: NO, JUST-- I MEAN I JUST WANT TO SEE IF IT WORKS.

>> 雷吉：不，只是--我的意思是，我只是想看看是否能用。

>> James: WE CAN HEAR YOU CLEARLY IF I WANT TO FEEL LIKE

>> 詹姆斯。我們可以清楚地聽到你的聲音，如果我想感覺像

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME WHILE I'M IN THE BATH.

我在洗澡的時候，你在跟我說話嗎？

WELL, IT IS GLORIOUS TO SEE YOU, I AM EVEN HAPPIER THAT I CAN SEE

見到你真好，能見到你我更高興了。

YOUR FULL FACE, LOOK AT, THAT YOU ARE GORGEOUS.

>> James: I HAVE ONE, BEFORE WE, ONE PIECE OF BEEF HERE, WHAT

>> 詹姆斯，我有一個，在我們之前，我有一個，在我們之前， 一塊牛肉在這裡，什麼。

>> 詹姆斯。它就像一個新的辦公桌。

>> WE HAD A LITTLE TIME ON OUR HAND T GOT PAINTED.

>> 我們有一點時間在我們的手T得到了畫。

>> SORRY, WE DIDN'T ASK SWRZ EVERY DAY I THINK OH, I

>> 抱歉，我們沒有每天都問SWRZ，我想哦，我。

GENUINELY LOOK AT THE DES DESK, WHEN THE SHOW IS DONE, I WILL

認真看書桌，當演出結束後，我將

TAKE THIS DESK BECAUSE IT HAS A MARK WHERE THE COFFEE THING WAS,

就拿這個桌子，因為它有一個標記，咖啡的東西在哪裡。

>> James: ARE YOU THE EXEC PRODUCER OF THE SHOW AND I'M A

>> 詹姆斯。你是這個節目的執行製片人，而我是一個。

>> James: I MIGHT HAVE TO ASK A NEW DIRECTOR.

>> 詹姆斯。我可能要請一個新導演。

AND THEN I WON'T LET YOU KNOW, WILL YOU JUST COME IN ONE DAY

然後我不會讓你知道，你能不能進來一天？

AND YOUR PASS WON'T WORK AND I WILL GO OH, SORRY, I MIGHT HAVE

你的通行證不能用，我就走了 哦，對不起，我可能有。

ASKED FOR A NEW DIRECTOR, TIM, SORRY, I DIDN'T THINK TO RUN IT

問一個新的導演，TIM，對不起，我沒有想到運行它。

IT IS NOT WHERE YOU SIT EVERY DAY, NOT ALL THE MAGIC, I'M

不是你每天坐在哪裡，不是所有的魔法，我是...

用那再一次的業務 -- 一般來說。

WHAT IF ALL THE MAGIC CAME FROM THE DESK?

如果所有的魔法都來自於辦公桌呢？

到目前為止，它的感覺就像它可能有。

WE'LL FIND OUT, WELL, WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW.

我們會發現，好吧，我們已經得到了一個好節目。

WE'LL BE CHATTING TO PAUL BETTANY AND THEN LENNY JAMES,

我們將與保羅-貝塔尼交談，然後是連尼-詹姆斯。

WE WILL HAVE A RIGHT TEARUP, LONGINS IS ON STAGE, KOK KNEE

我們將有一個正確的tearup，LONGINS是在舞臺上，KOK KNEE。

>> 是啊，讓我們有一個雕刻了。

IAN IS NOT HERE BUT IF YOU WERE HERE IN THE STUDIO AND LOOK AT

IAN不在這裡，但如果你在這裡的工作室，並看到

WHERE HE NORMALLY SITS IT LOOKS LIKE IAN MIGHT HAVE DIED.

他平時坐的地方，看起來好像Ian可能已經死了。

我們應該開始在那裡鋪設鮮花。

OH, LOOK, JAMES' CRYING, HE IS IS APPROXIMATING IAN SO MUCH.

哦，看，詹姆斯的哭泣，他是接近 IAN這麼多。

WRZ DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN IAN DID THAT BIT.

你還記得那次伊恩做的那件事嗎？

GUYS, BIG NEWS, YOU KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO SAY.

夥計們，大新聞，你知道我要去說什麼。

DONALD TRUMP JUST BECAME THE FIRST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY TO BE

唐納德-特朗普剛剛成為歷史上第一位被

I HOPE TRUMP SUPPORTERS DON'T SUDDENLY BECOME ANGRY AND

我希望特朗普的支持者們不要輕易地憤怒和

YOU KNOW WHAT IS CRAZY, SO MUCH HAS GONE ON THAT I DON'T

你知道什麼是瘋狂的，這麼多的事情發生了，我不。

REMEMBER WHAT HE WAS IMPEACHED FOR THE FIRST TIME.

還記得他第一次受到的懲罰嗎？

TWO IMPEACHMENTS AND JUST LIKE TRUMP'S SONS, THE SECOND ONE IS

兩次衝擊，就像特朗普的兒子們一樣，第二次衝擊的是

UNLIKE THE FIRST TIME AROUND, EVEN SOME REPUBLICANS VOTED

與第一次一樣，甚至一些共和黨人也投了票。

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