Name: 湯姆-帕帕談婚姻的好處 - "深夜與柯南-奧布萊恩"。 (Tom Papa On The Perks Of Marriage - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien")
Uploaded: 2021-01-13T18:46:50.000Z
Duration: 5 min 45 s

情態副詞

My next guest is currently appearing at the Comedy cellar right here in New York City through June 22nd.

我的下一個客人目前正在紐約的喜劇酒窖出現，直到6月22日。

程度副詞

你繼續約會，你分手，它傷害。

Not because of the emotions you could get over that.

It's all the secrets they take with them when they go.

都是他們走的時候帶走的祕密。

Very unsettling after a break up, knowing there's someone out there who knows that you like to be spanked with a naked G I.

分手後非常不安，知道外面有人知道你喜歡被裸體G I打屁股。

What's the point of losing weight when you're married?

The only reason to try and lose weight is to be more attractive to somebody else.

試圖減肥的唯一原因是為了對別人更有吸引力。

That's why I don't understand guys working out in jail.

這就是為什麼我不理解男人在監獄裡鍛鍊的原因。

I'd be the baddest chick in the big house.

My wife has a belly on a right now because she's pregnant and her breasts have quadrupled in size.

我老婆因為懷孕了，現在肚子上有了一個，乳房也大了四倍。

She put in one of her old bras look like a shoestring going across the bottom.

她把她的一箇舊胸罩看起來像一個鞋帶穿過底部。

Still wants to fool around, which is totally bizarre.

It's like being chased around the apartment by a horny snowman.

就像被一個好色的雪人在公寓裡追著跑。

We bought a car, which is a big deal living here in New York.

我們買了一輛車，住在紐約這裡是件大事。

We got a good garage, though, for just 2 50 a month right over in Pennsylvania.

我們有一個很好的車庫，雖然，只需250元一個月，就在賓夕法尼亞州。

It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't stop and pick up all those other people but horrible people on the bus.

如果不停車，不接那些其他的人，但公車上的人很可怕，那就不會那麼糟糕。

Everyone has a limp or a lazy eye or a tale.

每個人都有一瘸一拐或懶惰的眼睛或故事。

It's like the garbage truck for human trash.

All right, e get the same feeling on the bus that I get when I shopped at Kmart.

好吧，我在公車上的感覺和我在Kmart購物時一樣。

That I'm better than everyone else there.

You're in those crummy stores like, Well, I'm here because it's a bargain.

你在那些破爛的商店，就像，嗯，我在這裡，因為它是一個便宜貨。

But these freaks, they have to shop here.

但這些怪胎，他們必須在這裡購物。

We always think we're better than the other guy.

When I'm on that bus looking across the aisle at a guy in a Santa hat and goggles on, he's looking back at me.

當我在公車上看著過道對面一個戴著聖誕老人帽子和護目鏡的人時，他正回頭看著我。

Look, that guy in his goggles, he's looking back.

看，那個戴護目鏡的傢伙，他在往後看。

Wife and I just got back from a little romantic.

我和老婆剛從一個小浪漫回來。

這是一個令人毛骨悚然的早晨，不是嗎？

Coming down sharing coffee with all the strangers who were eavesdropping on you the night before?

下來和所有前一晚偷聽你的陌生人分享咖啡？

你不會想成為一對壞夫妻的一部分。

You ever hang out with a miserable couple?

你有沒有和一對悲慘的夫妻一起玩過？

I know you have Because they hate each other.

我知道你有，因為他們恨對方。

所以他們帶著你一起轉移注意力。

他們說的每句話聽起來都像是在吵架。

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湯姆-帕帕談婚姻的好處 - "深夜與柯南-奧布萊恩"。 (Tom Papa On The Perks Of Marriage - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien")

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