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  • ♪♪♪ >> Stephen: HEY EVERYBODY, LET'S

    >> 斯蒂芬:嘿,大家好,讓我們的

  • SAY HELLO TO OUR FRIEND JON BATISTE.

    向我們的朋友JON BATISTE問好。

  • JON, YOU AND THE BAND SOUND GREAT IN THOSE BUMPERS.

    喬恩,你和樂隊的聲音偉大的在這些BUMPERS。

  • I NEED THE ENERGY.

    我需要能量。

  • YOU GUYS ALWAYS BRING THE JOY.

    你們總是帶來快樂。

  • HOW ARE YOU DOING?

    你怎麼樣?

  • IT'S A VERY DARK TIME.

    這是一個非常黑暗的時代。

  • >> Jon: YOU KNOW WHAT?

    >> 喬恩,你知道嗎?你知道嗎?

  • IT'S NINE DAYS TILL INAUGURATION, BUT I KEEP

    離就職典禮還有九天,但我一直在努力

  • THINKING, WE HAVE YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS OF WORK TO DO,

    想著,我們還有一年又一年的工作要做。

  • SO I'M TRYING TO BUILD MYSELF UP TO DO THE WORK.

    所以,我試圖建立自己做的工作。

  • THAT'S HOW I'M DOING.

    我就是這樣做的。

  • >> Stephen: WELL, IF YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT THE WORK IS,

    >> Stephen:好吧,如果你能搞清楚工作是什麼。

  • PLEASE GIVE ME AN ASSIGNMENT.

    請給我一個任務。

  • IN THE MEANTIME, DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE OF THAT -- DO YOU HAVE ANY

    同時,你還有沒有其他的... ...

  • MORE JOY IN YOUR FINGERTIPS YOU CAN SHARE WITH AMERICA?

    更多的快樂在你的指尖,你可以與美國分享?

  • >> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS, ALWAYS.

    >> 喬恩。哦,我的天啊,總是。

  • ♪♪♪ >> Stephen: THANK YOU, JON.

    >> 斯蒂芬:謝謝你,喬恩。

  • JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

    JON BATISTE,每個人。

  • MY GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACTOR, WRITER, DIRECTOR AND COMEDIAN.

    我今晚的嘉賓是一位演員、作家、導演和喜劇演員。

  • PLEASE WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW," CHRIS ROCK!

    請歡迎來到 "晚間秀",克里斯-洛克!

  • HELLO, CHRIS ROCK.

    你好, 克里斯-洛克.

  • >> WOW!

    >> WOW!

  • NO MUSIC, NOTHIN'!

    沒有音樂,什麼都沒有!

  • >> Stephen: NOPE.

    >> Stephen:不

  • NOPE.

  • >> NOTHIN'!

    >> 什麼都沒有!

  • >> Stephen: NO.

    >> Stephen:號碼:

  • WELCOME TO THE DESERT.

    歡迎來到沙漠

  • >> WOW!

    >> WOW!

  • THOSE CHARLIE ROSE PILLS ARE KICKING IN, MAN!

    這些查理-羅斯的藥丸正在起作用,夥計!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WOW!

    (笑)哇!

  • >> Stephen: MM-HMM.

    >> Stephen:MM -HMM。

  • IT'S LONELY OUT HERE.

    這裡很孤獨。

  • >> WHOA HOA, HOA!

    >> WHOA HOA, HOA!

  • >> Stephen: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WEIRDEST PART IS?

    >> 史蒂芬:你知道最奇怪的部分是什麼嗎?

  • AFTER TEN MONTHS, IT STOPS FEELING WEIRD.

    十個月後,它停止感覺怪異。

  • THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.

    那時候你就知道你有麻煩了。

  • THIS FEELS NORMAL NOW.

    這感覺正常了。

  • >> YOU INTERVIEW GORBACHEV?

    >> 你採訪高爾巴喬夫?

  • WHAT'S GOING ON?

    發生了什麼事?

  • >> Stephen: IF WE PLUNGED EVERYTHING IN DARKNESS, WE WOULD

    >> Stephen:如果我們把所有的東西都投入黑暗,我們將

  • DO THAT.

    做到這一點。

  • THIS IS WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW"'S TINY DESK CONCERT WITH

    這是歡迎來到 "晚間秀 "的小桌子音樂會,與 "晚間秀 "一起。

  • STEPHEN COLBERT AND CHRIS ROCK.

    STEPHEN COLBERT AND CHRIS ROCK.

  • >> YES.

    >> 是。

  • >> Stephen: CHRIS, I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU ON.

    >> 克里斯,我很高興有你在。

  • I'VE NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO INTERVIEW YOU BEFORE.

    我以前從來沒有機會採訪你。

  • THANKS FOR BEING HERE.

    謝謝你來這裡。

  • >> REALLY?

    >> 真的嗎?

  • >> Stephen: NEVER.

    >> Stephen:從來沒有。

  • WE'RE BOTH FROM SOUTH CAROLINA, IF THAT MEANS

    我們都來自南卡羅來納州,如果這意味著...

  • ANYTHING.

    任何事情。

  • >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW IF THAT DOES.

    >> 斯蒂芬:我不知道如果這樣做。

  • LET'S INTO THAT FOR A SECOND.

    讓我們來談談這個問題。

  • I DON'T KNOW IF THAT MEANS ANYTHING.

    我不知道這是否意味著什麼。

  • PEOPLE SAY YOU MUST KNOW CHRIS ROCK, HE'S FROM SOUTH CAROLINA.

    人們說你一定要認識克里斯・洛克,他來自南卡羅來納州。

  • I SAID, HE LEFT WHEN HE WAS PRETTY YOUNG AND, B, THE PEOPLE

    我說過,他年輕的時候就離開了,而且,B,人們...

  • WHO SAY THAT HAVEN'T SPENT MUCH TIME IN SOUTH CAROLINA.

    誰說沒有花太多時間在南卡羅萊納州。

  • THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THERE ARE TWO VERY DIFFERENT

    他們不明白有兩個非常不同的。

  • SOUTH CAROLINAs.

    南卡羅萊納州:

  • >> VERY DIFFERENT.

    >> 非常不同。

  • >> Stephen: DO YOU KNOW THE STATE MOTTO.

    >> 你知道州政府的動機嗎?

  • >> WHAT IS THE STATE MOTTO, STEPHEN?

    >> 什麼是國家動機,史蒂芬?

  • >> Stephen: IT IS DOOM SPIRO SPARROW, WHILE I BREATHE, I

    >> Stephen:這是厄運,SPIRO SPARROW,當我呼吸,我。

  • HOPE.

    希望:

  • >> OKAY.

    >> OKAY。

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S NOT TOO BAD.

    >> Stephen:這不是太糟糕了。

  • ONE OF THE THINGS I INTRODUCED YOU AS IS A WRITER, DIRECTOR,

    我向你介紹的其中一件事就是,你是一個作家,導演。

  • PRODUCER AND COMEDIAN.

    製作人和喜劇演員。

  • WHICH OF THOSE IS MOST IMPORTANT TO YOU?

    其中哪一個對你來說最重要?

  • YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE.

    你必須選擇一個。

  • >> CAPRICORN.

    >>摩羯座。

  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

    >> Stephen:好的

  • NO.

    編號:

  • COMEDIAN.

    他們在吃。

  • COMEDIAN IS MY, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I'M IN THE TOP 20, WHERE I

    喜劇演員是我的,你知道,我的意思是,我在前20名,我在哪裡?

  • WOULD BE IN THE TOP 700 ACTORS.

    會在前700名演員中。

  • SO I WOULD RATHER BE, YOU KNOW --

    所以,我寧願是,你知道 -

  • >> Stephen: AND THE COMEDY LEADS TO EVERYTHING ELSE.

    >> 史蒂芬:而喜劇會導致其他的一切。

  • THAT'S THE NUCLEAR REACTOR THAT DRIVES THE WHOLE MACHINE.

    這就是核反應器,驅動整個機器。

  • >> YES, HARD DOING COMEDY RIGHT NOW.

    >> 是的,硬做喜劇現在。

  • >> Stephen: IT IS.

    >> Stephen:它是。

  • THOUGH I SAW YOUR SPECIAL, AND TOTAL BLACKOUT, AND I WAS VERY

    雖然我看到了你的特殊,和完全停電,我是非常

  • GRATEFUL FOR IT.

    感謝它。

  • >> THANK YOU.

    >> 謝謝你。

  • >> Stephen: IT'S FROM SOMEWHAT TO HAVE THE BEFORE TIMES.

    >> Stephen:它從某種程度上說,要有以前的時代。

  • IT'S NOT FROM THIS MOMENT RIGHT NOW.

    它不是從現在這個時刻。

  • >> NO.

    >> NO.

  • >> Stephen: BUT I WAS GRATEFUL YOU WERE ABLE TO BE IN FRONT OF

    >> Stephen:但我很慶幸你能站在我的面前

  • AN AUDIENCE.

    一個聽眾。

  • I LOVED HEARING THAT LAUGHTER.

    我喜歡聽那笑聲。

  • >> GOD GOD, I CAN'T WAIT, MAN!

    >> 上帝啊,我等不及了,夥計!

  • I CAN'T WAIT!

    我等不及了!

  • IT'S HARD DOING COMEDY.

    做喜劇是很難的。

  • GOVERNMENT MUMFORD & SONS TAKING OVER THE CAPITOL.

    MUMFORD & SONS政府接管了首都。

  • I'M, LIKE, IS THAT WINSTON?

    我,喜歡,是溫斯頓?

  • THAT'S WINSTON!

    這是溫斯頓!

  • WOW!

    哇!

  • IT'S CRAZY, JUST THE WHOLE COUNTRY'S JUST LOSING IT!

    太瘋狂了,整個國家的人都瘋了!

  • DID YOU SEE PELOSI ON "60 MINUTES" LAST NIGHT WHEN

    你有沒有看到佩洛西在 "60分鐘 "昨晚,當

  • THEY ASKED HER ABOUT A.O.C.?

    他們問她關於A.O.C.?

  • WHOA!

    哇!

  • IT WAS LIKE ASKING NIKKI MY IMAGINE A CARDI B -- NICKY

    這就像問NIKKI我的想象一個CARDI B -- NICKY。

  • MINAGE A CARDI B QUESTION.

    MINAGE A CARDI B問題。

  • EGOT PLENTY OF EMCEES!

    我有很多EMCEES!

  • FEELING REALLY OLD AND RICH RIGHT NOW.

    感覺真的老了,有錢了,現在。

  • AND THEN PICKING UP THAT GIRL, MIA PONSETTO.

    然後拿起那個女孩,MIA PONSETTO。

  • >> Stephen: THE ONE THAT GAYLE INTERVIEWED ABOUT THE PHONE?

    >> 蓋爾採訪過的那個人,關於電話的事?

  • >> YEAH, GUESS WHAT?

    >> 是啊,你猜怎麼著?

  • I GOT YOUR PHONE, BITCH!

    我拿到了你的電話,婊子!

  • >> Stephen: IT WAS YOU?

    >> Stephen:是你嗎?

  • IT WAS ME!

    是我!

  • I TOOK IT AND I'M NEVER GIVING IT BACK!

    我拿了它,我永遠不會把它還給你!

  • >> Stephen: ONE TO HAVE THETOMICS YOU COVER IN YOUR IN

    >> 斯蒂芬:一個有你在你的IN中涵蓋的氣象學。

  • EFFECT SPECIAL IS THE WAY -- I MEAN, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS

    效果特別是方式 - 我的意思是,我們已經談到了這一點。

  • FOR YEARS, BE UH THE WAY BLACK PEOPLE ARE TREATED BY POLICE,

    幾年來,就是黑人被警察對待的方式。

  • AND WHEN YOU LOOK AT -- COMPARE THE "BLACK LIVES MATTER"

    當你看到 -- -- 比較 "黑人生活的重要性"

  • PROTESTS AND HOW THEY WERE TREATED AND HOW THE TROOPS WERE

    抗議活動及其待遇和軍隊的待遇

  • BROUGHT OUT TO PROTECT THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL FROM BLACK

    為保護林肯紀念館不被黑客攻擊而發出的。

  • PROTESTORS, AND THERE WERE TANKS IN THE STREETS OF VARIOUS TOWNS

    抗議者,並在不同城鎮的街道上設有水桶。

  • INCLUDELE THE CAPITOL OF THE UNITED STATES, AND THEY WERE

    包括美國的首都,而他們是

  • SHOOTING TEAR GAS AND RUBBER BULLETS, AND THEN YOU SEE THERE

    射擊催淚瓦斯和橡皮子彈,然後你就會看到那裡。

  • IS THIS LIGHTWEIGHT REACTION TO ARMED MILITIAS, WHAT DOES THAT

    這是對武裝軍事力量的輕度反應,這意味著什麼?

  • MAKE YOU THINK?

    讓你覺得?

  • >> YEAH, WITH "BLACK LIVES MATTER," THEY HAD, LIKE, APACHE

    >> 是啊,與 "黑人生活的重要性,"他們有,喜歡,APACHE。

  • HELICOPTERS, AND FOR THIS THERE WAS FOOD TRUCKS OUTSIDE!

    直升機,併為此有食品卡車在外面!

  • IT WAS, LIKE, THEY WERE SELLING BURRITOS!

    就像,他們在賣玉米餅!

  • I WAS, LIKE, WHAT WAS GOING ON?

    我是,喜歡,什麼是怎麼回事?

  • IF POPCORN WAS BLACK, THEY'D NOT SELL IT IN THE MOVIE THEATERS.

    如果爆米花是黑色的,他們就不會在電影院裡賣了。

  • YOU COULD SAY THAT.

    你可以這樣說。

  • IF FRUIT WAS BLACK, YOU WOULD NOT PUT WHIPPED CREAM ON IT!

    如果水果是黑色的,你就不會在上面塗抹發泡奶油了!

  • WHATEVER!

    什麼的!

  • IF EMINEM WAS BLACK HE WOULD BE SACKING GROCERY.

    如果EMINEM是黑人,他就會解僱雜貨店。

  • >> Stephen: I'LL MOVE ON TO THE NEXT QUESTION.

    >> 史蒂芬:我將進入下一個問題。

  • I HAVE A SLIGHT BONE TO PICK WITH YOU.

    我有一個小的骨頭和你挑。

  • >> WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO PICK WITH ME, STEPHEN?

    >> 你要跟我挑什麼,史蒂芬?

  • >> Stephen: THIS RIGHT HERE.

    >> Stephen:就在這裡。

  • THIS PHOTO FROM LAST FALL.

    這張照片從去年秋天。

  • DO YOU SEE THAT?

    你看到了嗎?

  • >> OH, YEAH.

    >> 哦,是的。

  • >> Stephen: WE ARE ESSENTIALLY THE SAME AGE.

    >> Stephen:我們本質上都是同齡人。

  • A, I DON'T BELIEVE A MAN IN HIS 50s SHOULD HAVE ABS, AND, B, I

    A,我不相信一個50多歲的男人應該有ABS,而且,B,我... ...

  • FIND IT OFFENSIVE FOR A COMEDIAN TO BE SEXY.

    覺得一個喜劇演員很性感是一種冒犯。

  • WHAT IS THE MEANING TO HAVE THIS, SIR?

    擁有這個的意義是什麼,先生?

  • ANSWER FOR YOURSELF.

    自己回答。

  • >> EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID, I DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE.

    >> 你剛才說的每一句話,我都不知道它是怎麼來的。

  • I LEARNED HOW TO SWIM THIS SUMMER.

    我學會了如何游泳這個夏天。

  • >> Stephen: OH.

    >> Stephen:OH:

  • O IT WAS KIND OF LIKE ONE OF THESE WEIRD THINGS.

    它有點像那些奇怪的東西。

  • IT WAS JUST A PRODUCT OF SWIMMING.

    這只是游泳的產物。

  • >> Stephen: I ACTUALLY -- I WAS ACTUALLY NOT SURPRISED BY

    >> Stephen:我實際上... ... 我實際上並不感到驚訝的

  • YOUR ABS, BECAUSE I'VE SEEN YOUR ABS.

    你的ABS,因為我已經看到了你的ABS。

  • I'VE SEEN YOUR ABS IN PERSON.

    我已經看到了你的ABS的人。

  • DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE THAT IS?

    你想知道它在哪裡嗎?

  • >> WHERE?

    >> 在哪裡?

  • >> Stephen: I WAS AT A VERY NICE RESORT A FEW YEARS AGO,

    >> 斯蒂芬:幾年前我在一個非常好的度假村。

  • DOWN IN THE CARIBBEAN, AND IT WAS A BRAND-NEW RESORT, AND I

    在加勒比海,它是一個全新的度假村,而我...

  • DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS ANY GOOD, AND I'M SITTING THERE ON THE

    我不知道它是否是好的,我坐在那裡的上

  • BEACH WITH MY FAMILY AND I LOOKED DOWN THE PEACH WITH AND I

    和我的家人一起在海灘上,我和我的家人一起看了看桃花。

  • THOUGHT, OH, THIS MUST BE A VERY GOOD RESORT BECAUSE THAT'S CHRIS

    我想,哦,這一定是一個非常好的度假勝地,因為那是克里斯。

  • ROCK ABOUT TEN CHAIRS AWAY FROM ME WITH AN EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE,

    在離我十幾米遠的地方,用極富魅力的搖滾。

  • EXTREMELY YOUNG WOMAN.

    非常年輕的女人。

  • DID YOU SEE ME?

    你看到我了嗎?

  • >> THOSE WERE THE DAYS...

    >> "那些日子...

  • >> Stephen: DID YOU SEE ME?

    >> Stephen:你看到我了嗎?

  • I DON'T -- DID WE SPEAK?

    我不... ... 我們說過了嗎?

  • DID WE?

    是嗎?

  • >> Stephen: NO, PEOPLE SAID YOU SHOULD SAY HI TO HIM, YOU'RE

    >> Stephen:不,人們說你應該向他問好,你是。

  • BOTH FROM IS SOUTH CAROLINA.

    都來自是南卡羅來納州。

  • I SAID, NO, IT DOESN'T MATTER!

    我說,不,這並不重要!

  • THAT DOESN'T COUNT!

    那不算!

  • SO, NO, I DIDN'T GO OVER AND SAY HI.

    所以,不,我沒有過去打招呼。

  • I WAS URGED TO.

    我被敦促:

  • >> WE COULD HAVE HAD A PINA COLADA OR SOMETHING, THAT

    >> 我們本來可以有一個皮納科拉達或什麼的,那

  • WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE.

    本來是很好的。

  • I WATCH YOU ALL THE TIME.

    我一直在看你。

  • >> Stephen: I LOVE WHAT YOU SAY IN THE SPECIAL ABOUT LANDING

    >> 史蒂芬:我喜歡你在特別節目中說的關於登陸的內容。

  • TO GO TO A RESORT.

    去度假村。

  • >> YEAH, JUST THAT RIDE, THERE'S NOTHING SCARIER THAN THE RIDE

    >> 是的,只是那一程,沒有什麼比那一程更可怕的了。

  • FROM THE AIRPORT TO THE RESORT.

    從機場到度假村。

  • YOU SEE THE WORST POVERTY IN THE WORLD, AND THEN, YOU KNOW, IT'S

    你看到了世界上最糟糕的貧困,然後,你知道,它是

  • LIKE DEAD BABIES AND STUFF AND THEN YOU GET A PINA COLADA AND

    像死了的嬰兒和東西,然後你得到一個皮納可樂酒和

  • YOU'RE LIKE, MMM, JAMAICA'S NICE!

    你是喜歡,MMM,JAMAICA的好!

  • YOU FORGIVE EVERYTHING.

    你原諒了一切。

  • IT'S SO SAD, STEPHEN.

    真遺憾,史蒂芬。

  • IT'S SO SAD.

    它是如此悲傷。

  • >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK.

    >> Stephen:我們必須要快速休息一下。

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE CHRIS ROCK!

    我們會馬上回來的,有更多的克里斯-洛克!

  • ♪♪♪

    ♪♪♪

♪♪♪ >> Stephen: HEY EVERYBODY, LET'S

>> 斯蒂芬:嘿,大家好,讓我們的

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