No way.

不可能

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Did you drink?

你喝了嗎？

And I just took it.

我只是把它。

Everything's just being here.

一切都只是在這裡。

Everything's just being here in the corner on.

一切都只是正在這裡的角落裡上。

I just came in.

我剛剛進來。

I put some water in this cup.

我在這個杯子裡放了一些水。

It is.

它是。

I'm looking at it now.

我現在就在看。

It's full of dust.

它充滿了灰塵。

Well, what better way to kick off?

那麼，還有什麼更好的開場方式呢？

2021?

2021?

A very warm welcome back to my garret.

非常熱烈地歡迎你回到我的車庫。

That's right.

是的

We're back in.

我們回來了

Lock down for a few days.

鎖定幾天。

We're gonna be doing the show from from my house until it's safe to return.

在安全返回之前，我們會在我家做節目。

We were here first.

我們先來的。

The first time we were here was in the spring.

我們第一次來這裡是在春天。

So once again, I'm saying hello to my garret and goodbye to my pants.

所以，我再次向我的車庫問好，向我的褲子說再見。

Yesterday, an audiotape was released of a conversation between President Trump and Georgia's secretary of State, Brad Reference Burger, where Trump flat out asked for the vote to be re calculated in his favor.

昨天，美國總統特朗普與佐治亞州國務卿布拉德參考伯格的對話錄音帶被公佈，特朗普直言不諱地要求重新計算對自己有利的選票。

The people of Georgia are angry.

格魯吉亞人民很生氣。

The people of the country are angry, and there's nothing wrong with saying that, you know, uh, that you've re calculated Well, this is exciting because we've got an exclusive.

這個國家的人民很憤怒，這沒什麼不對的，你知道，呃，你已經計算好了，這很令人興奮，因為我們有一個獨家報道。

Our show managed to get hold of even Mawr audio of President Trump's phone call with Georgia's secretary of state.

我們的節目設法掌握了特朗普總統與佐治亞州國務卿的電話錄音，甚至是Mawr錄音。

This has never been heard anywhere else.

這在其他地方從未聽說過。

I have to warn you, it's pretty shocking.

我必須警告你，這很令人震驚。

There's this one.

有這一個。

They say text the word vote, but the number you're supposed to text as only five digits.

他們說要發文字投票，但你要發的數字只有五位數。

It's total nonsense, sir.

這完全是胡說八道，先生。

That is not how voting works.

投票不是這樣的。

I mean, look at Sanjaya, who from American Idol, which, by the way, was never good after the Adam Lambert Susan.

我的意思是，看看Sanjaya， 誰從美國偶像， 其中，順便說一句，從來沒有好 亞當-蘭伯特蘇珊後。

Now that guy could really, really rough.

現在，這傢伙可以真的，真的很粗糙。

On yesterday, Nancy Pelosi narrowly retained her position.

在昨天，南希-佩洛西以微弱的優勢保住了自己的位置。

A speaker of the House are going to report.

眾議院的一位議長要去報告。

Pelosi encouraged several Democrats who have tested positive for coronavirus to break their quarantine on come out to vote for her.

佩洛西鼓勵幾位已經檢測出冠狀病毒陽性的民主黨人打破他們的隔離，出來投票給她。

Now some people might see Pelosi's actions is hypocritical.

現在有些人可能認為佩洛西的行為是虛偽的。

But Democrats, having a blatant disregard for the health and safety of others, just means all of us have a lot more in common than we thought.

但民主黨人，對他人的健康和安全明目張膽的無視，只是意味著我們所有人的共同點比我們想象的要多很多。

You know?

你知道嗎？

Do you think guys like wretch, what else the Republicans and Democrats have in common are they both have skeletal systems that's there.

你覺得像可憐蟲這樣的傢伙，共和黨和民主黨還有什麼共同點，就是他們都有骨骼系統那是有的。

You go see in any other similarities, E.

你去看看在任何其他的相似之處，E。

I mean, if you ask me.

我的意思是，如果你問我，

They both belong in the golden loony bin.

他們倆都屬於金庸筆下的瘋子。

Wait, This is gonna be a really long week, Guys.

等等，這一週會很漫長，夥計們。

The Democratic candidates won both Georgia run off races last night, which means that the Democrats have officially taken control off the Senate.

民主黨候選人昨晚贏得了佐治亞州的兩場競選，這意味著民主黨已經正式奪取了參議院的控制權。

In one of the races, Democratic challenger Raphael Warnock defeated incumbent Republican Kelly Leffler.

在其中一場選舉中，民主黨挑戰者拉斐爾-沃諾克擊敗了現任共和黨人凱利-勒夫勒。

The historic win makes one of Georgia's first black senator on DSO far.

歷史性的勝利使喬治亞州的第一個黑人参議員之一在DSO上遠遠。

Trump's supporters.

特朗普的支持者。

They're taking it really well.

他們的反應很好

His victory was a truly historic moment that the reverend got to enjoy for three whole hours this morning.

他的勝利是一個真正的歷史性時刻，今天上午牧師可以享受整整三個小時。

I mean, by the way, judging by her appearance, I'm gonna assume that when Kelly Leffler heard she lost, her immediate reaction was just to go and speak to the manager.

順便說一句 從她的外表來看 我想當Kelly Leffler聽到她輸了的時候 她的第一反應就是去和經理說了話

This'll is fun.

這將是有趣的。

Georgia's other newly elected senator, Jon Ossoff, is only 33 years old, making him the first millennial senator that I can't but 33 years old, it feels hard for me to be 11 years older than a senator.

佐治亞州另一位新當選的參議員喬恩-奧索夫只有33歲，是第一個千禧年參議員，我不能但33歲，我感覺比參議員大11歲都難。

Mm.

嗯。

I feel like I need to grow up pretty quick.

我覺得我需要儘快長大。

I started a podcast at the age of 33.

我在33歲的時候開始做播客。

I feel terrible about myself right now.

我覺得現在的自己很糟糕。

Yes, I mean, 33 years, Joe Biden has been running for president longer than he's been alive.

是的，我是說，33年了，喬-拜登競選總統的時間比他活著的時間還長。

But electing a millennial, it's good news.

但選一個千禧年的人，這是個好消息。

This means the Senate will finally have someone who can set up that wireless printer.

這意味著，參議院終於有人可以設置那臺無線打印機了。

Meanwhile, Facebook and Twitter suspended the president's accounts.

同時，Facebook和Twitter暫停了總統的賬戶。

Twitter locked his account for 12 hours, and Facebook announced that it would block Trump until it least the end of his term.

Twitter鎖定了他的賬戶12小時，Facebook宣佈將封殺特朗普，至少到他任期結束為止。

So you know what that means.

所以你知道這意味著什麼。

It looks like Trump's finally about to start popping on.

看來特朗普終於要開始爆料了。

Ticktock, baby.

Ticktock，寶貝。

Dr.

博士

Steele E.

Steele E.

Don't take talk, isn't it?

不要拿話說，不是嗎？

Is that what it is?

是這樣的嗎？

It isn't it?

不是嗎？

That's one of the things like Show the frame of its full.

這就是一個像顯示其完整的框架。

The frame, isn't it?

框，不是嗎？

Yeah, Just do it Dio from like Marcel Marceau type things.

是啊，就像馬塞爾-馬索那種類型的東西，就做迪奧。

It's time to make America great again.

是時候讓美國再次偉大起來了。

Stop still.

不要動

Still, the march full Stop!

不過，行進中的全面停止!

Stop!

停下來！

Exactly.

就是這樣

Stop still.

不要動

Yeah, that's it ends.

是的，這就是它的結束。

Got it.

我知道了

Stop still.

不要動

Yeah, get your work Is dance Americans.

是啊，讓你的工作是美國人的舞蹈。

You get the old like you're a You're too good.

你把老的像你一樣你太厲害了。

It's too good, James.

太好吃了，詹姆斯。

It's too good Good to do the trump to do the trump.

太好了 好做王牌做王牌。

You have to point to somebody in the crowd who you just made up like I see you and then you go back to it.

你得指著人群中某個你剛剛編造的人，就像我看到你一樣，然後你再去找它。

You know, like, Oh, you think this did You rocked it.

你知道，就像，哦，你認為這是 你搖滾的。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Meanwhile, angry Republican leaders as well as Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer and now calling on the vice president to invoke the 25th Amendment to remove Trump from office because he's unable toe execute his presidential duties.

同時，憤怒的共和黨領導人以及南希-佩洛西和查克-舒默，現在呼籲副總統援引第25條修正案，將特朗普撤職，因為他無法趾執行總統職責。

Well, yeah, of course.

嗯，是的，當然。

Trump's unable to execute his presidential duties.

特朗普無法執行總統職責。

They've taken away his Twitter.

他們取消了他的推特。

Experts say the 25th Amendment applies here because Trump is disinterested in the job, are not in the right frame of mind to carry out any of the necessary tasks which I'm not gonna lie.

專家說，第25條修正案在這裡適用，因為特朗普對這項工作不感興趣，不在正確的心態下進行任何必要的任務，我不會撒謊。

Also described me Doing these Garrod shows things is, uh, in other news, parents in Denmark, outraged after a new Claymation cartoon aimed at young Children premiered on public television, and there was outrage because the main character has a rather long Penis.

還描述了我做這些Garrod顯示的東西是，呃，在其他新聞，父母在丹麥，憤怒後，一個新的Claymation卡通片針對年輕的兒童在公共電視上首映，並有憤怒，因為主角有一個相當長的陰莖。

How long?

多久了？

Take a look for yourself.

自己去看看吧。

Look at that.

你看那個。

First of all, I just want to say yes, I gave them the rights to my life story, but I did not know it would be a story for Children second of all, I feel like aimed at young Children might not be the best way to phrase this e could see where this would be inconvenient on bar.

首先，我只想說是的，我給了他們我的生活故事的權利，但我不知道這將是一個兒童的故事其次，我覺得針對年輕的兒童可能不是最好的方式來表達這個e可以看到這將是不方便的吧。

On the other hand, you've got a belt for life.

另一方面，你有一條終身的皮帶。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Rebuilds.

重建。

I actually think it's good I do.

其實我覺得很好，我是這麼認為的。

After everything that happened in Washington yesterday, maybe Denmark could teach us a thing or two about how to deal with a giant dick.

在昨天華盛頓發生了這麼多事之後 也許丹麥可以教我們一兩招如何對付一個大雞巴

Oh, what?

哦，什麼？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了