Name: 特朗普被禁止在推特上發表文章｜《今夜秀》節目組 (Trump Banned from Twitter | The Tonight Show)
Uploaded: 2021-01-12T18:22:19.000Z
Duration: 6 min 11 s

-Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show"!

-歡迎，歡迎，歡迎來到 "今夜秀"!

Well, guys, it was another big day in Washington,

好了，夥計們，今天是華盛頓的又一個重要日子。

the resolution to impeach President Trump.

And if you're watching, no, this is not a repeat.

如果你在看，不，這不是一個重複。

Right now, everyone in America is having déjà coup.

現在，美國的每個人都有似曾相識的政變。

when you're charged with the title of a '90s Star Trek movie.

當你被冠以90年代《星際迷航》的片名時。

when your crowds rise to the level of Klingon.

當你的人群上升到克林貢人的水準。

It's looking like one more impeachment for Trump.

Trump gets impeached the way most people get vaccinated --

特朗普被彈劾，就像大多數人接種疫苗一樣--。

Some people say impeaching Trump will divide the country.

有人說彈劾特朗普會分裂國家。

Really? How much more divided can the country get?

真的嗎？國家還能分裂到什麼程度？

Meanwhile, some of Trump's most loyal defenders are saying

與此同時，一些特朗普最忠實的辯護人說

我們不應該踢他，而他的下降。

"恩，這一次感覺還不錯，我想。

Well, if you think Trump's upset about getting impeached,

如果你認為特朗普對被彈劾很不爽的話。

imagine how he felt the other day when Twitter announced

想象一下，前幾天當推特上宣佈

that they're permanently suspending his account.

Trump's basically the Pete Rose of social media.

特朗普基本上是社交媒體中的皮特-羅斯。

Right now, Trump's phone is stuffed into a pile of rice

現在，特朗普的手機被塞進了一堆大米里。

now Twitter can go back to what it used to be for --

現在，Twitter可以回到它曾經是什麼 --

In addition to Twitter, Trump has been banned or restricted

除推特外，特朗普還被禁止或限制了。

from Apple, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat,

從蘋果、Facebook、Instagram、Snapchat。

谷歌、亞馬遜、Pinterest、TikTok... ...

...YouTube, Reddit, Twitch, Stripe, Discord, and Shopify.

...YouTube、Reddit、Twitch、Stripe、Discord和Shopify。

Trump's phone became a $2,000 flashlight.

特朗普的手機成了2000元的手電筒。

Yep, now Trump can't tweet, snap, post, or stream.

是的，現在特朗普不能發推特，不能拍，不能發，也不能流。

he can't even sell embroidered pillows on Etsy.

他甚至不能在Etsy上賣繡花枕頭。

-Of course now we're going to have to settle

-當然，現在我們要解決的問題是

with him holding 50 press conferences a day

在他每天舉行50場新聞發佈會的情況下

Ah, it's 2:00 a.m. Time for another press conference.

啊，現在是凌晨兩點，又要開新聞發佈會了。

Things have gotten so bad for Trump that PGA announced

事情的發展對特朗普來說太糟糕了，PGA宣佈

that they will no longer hold the 2022 PGA Championship

他們將不再舉辦2022年PGA錦標賽。

at Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey.

在新澤西州貝德明斯特的特朗普國家高爾夫俱樂部。

如果健怡可樂出來反對特朗普。

Let's change gears here. Oh, this was fun.

我們換個等級吧哦，這很有趣。

Yesterday, Nickelodeon aired its first-ever

昨天，Nickelodeon播出了其有史以來的第一個

kid-friendly broadcast of an NFL playoff game.

-Now plunging forward. End zone and touchdown.

-And now Wil Lutz will come on for the extra point.

-Yeah. That actually looked normal to me.

-是的是啊。 這實際上看起來正常的我。

"Uh, that was right through Spongebob there.

"呃，那是正通過海綿寶寶那裡。

A lot of people enjoyed seeing the game like this.

我的意思是，這是比時間更好的方式。

他們讓Rugrats主持了一場UFC比賽。

That just didn't work. That just didn't work.

這只是沒有工作。這只是沒有工作。

that they are rebooting "Sex and the City."

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