>> Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

>> Stephen:嘿，歡迎回來，各位。

MY GUEST TONIGHT IS THE EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE AWARD-WINNING STAR

今晚我的嘉賓是艾美獎和金球獎的獲獎明星。

OF "THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL."

的 "了不起的夫人。梅塞爾。"

HER LATEST FILM IS "I'M YOUR WOMAN."

她最新的電影是 "我是你的女人"。

>> SO I'M SUPPOSED TO LIVE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE FOR YOU DON'T

>> 所以，我應該住，你不知道在哪裡為你不

KNOW HOW LONG AND ALSO YOU DON'T KNOW IF EDDIE IS OKAY.

知道多久，而且你也不知道EDDIE是否沒事。

JUST LET ME CALL HIM.

只是讓我給他打電話。

LET HIM BE THE ONE TO EXPLAIN IT.

讓他來解釋吧。

>> YOU CAN'T.

>> 你不能。

'RE TALKING ABOUT MY HUSBAND.

"正在談論我的丈夫。

>> NO ONE KNOWS WHERE HE IS.

>> 沒有人知道他在哪裡。

YOU CAN'T CALL HIM BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS WHERE HE IS.

你不能給他打電話，因為沒有人知道他在哪裡。

>> IS ANYBODY LOOKING?

>> 有人在看嗎？

EVERYONE'S LOOKING.

大家都在看。

AND THEY'RE LOOKING FOR YOU, TOO.

他們也在找你。

>> NICE HOUSE.

>> 漂亮的房子。

NEAR A PARK.

靠近公園。

I LIKE TO TAKE WALKS WITH A STROLLER.

我喜歡用手推車散步。

>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW," RACHEL

>> Stephen:歡迎回到 "晚間秀"，RACHEL。

BROSNAHAN.

BROSNAHAN：

HEY, RACHEL.

嘿，RACHEL。

>> HI, HOW ARE YOU IN.

>> 嗨，你怎麼在。

>> Stephen: I'M DOING OKAY.

>> Stephen:我做得很好。

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

你怎麼樣？

HAPPY 2021.

2021年快樂。

>> I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO START 2021 IN FEBRUARY.

>> 我覺得我們應該在二月開始2021年。

LET'S THROW JANUARY BACK TO 2020.

讓我們把1月重新扔回2020年。

THEY CAN HAVE IT.

他們可以擁有它。

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> Stephen: SURE.

HOW DID YOU RING IN THE NEW YEAR?

新年過得怎麼樣？

>> SO I HAVE BEEN A LITTLE FAMILY UPON SINCE MARCH.

>> 所以我從3月開始就成為了一個小家庭的成員。

A FEW OF US THOUGHT, WE HAVEN'T WORN HEART PANS SINCE MARCH --

我們中的一些人認為，我們從三月開始就沒有戴過心形盤 --

>> Stephen: FORGIVE ME, WHAT ARE HARD PANTS?

>> Stephen:原諒我，什麼是硬褲？

>> OKAY, SO I ABSOLUTELY DID NOT MAKE THIS UP BUT IT'S MY

>> 好吧，所以我絕對沒有做這個，但它是我的。

FAVORITE DESCRIPTOR.

最喜歡的描述者。

I'M SURE SOMEONE BRILLIANT ON TWITTER CAME UP WITH THIS BUT

我敢肯定，有人在Twitter上的輝煌想出了這個，但。

HARD PANTS ARE ANYTHING BUT YOGA PNTS, LEGGINGS --

硬褲是任何東西，但YOGA PNTS，長褲 - 。

>> Stephen: ARE THESE HARD PANTS?

>> Stephen:這是硬褲子嗎？

>> STEPHEN -- YES.

>> 是的。

WOW.

WOW。

>> Stephen: THEY'RE JEANS.

>> Stephen:他們是牛仔褲。

ARE JEANS HARD PANTS?

牛仔褲是硬褲嗎？

>> YES.

>> 是。

LISTEN, I'VE GOT A DRESS ON AND UNDERNEATH IT I'M WEARING

聽著，我已經穿上了一件衣服，在它下面，我穿著

LEGGINGS, STILL.

褲襪，仍然是。

SO, YES, WE THOUGHT WE WOULD GET A LITTLE DRESSED UP.

所以，是的，我們認為我們會得到一個小禮服了。

WE DIDN'T PUT ON HARD PANTS, BUT WE PUT ON SOME, YOU KNOW, SHINY

我們沒有穿上硬褲子，但我們穿上了一些，你知道的，閃亮的褲子

DRESSES AND IT LASTED FOR ABOUT AN HOUR.

衣服和它持續了大約一個小時。

WE WERE, LIKE, LET'S TAKE SOME PICTURES AND THEN PROMPTLY

我們是，讓我們採取一些照片，然後立即。

RIPPED EVERYTHING OFF AND PUT OUR PAJ PAJAMAS ON AND PLAYED CA

撕掉衣服，穿上我們的睡衣，玩起了CA。

AND WATCHED THE NEW YEAR'S BALL DROP.

並觀看了新年球的下降。

>> Stephen: SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TIME.

>> 史蒂芬：聽起來是個好時機。

>> VERY STRANGE BUT A GOOD TIME.

>> 非常奇怪，但一個很好的時間。

>> Stephen: ARE YOU A RESOLUTIONS SORT OF PERSON?

>> 斯蒂芬：你是一個決議類的人嗎？

>> YEAH, I TRY TO MAKE A RESOLUTION.

>> 是的，我試著下個決心。

I'VE MADE THE SAME RESOLUTION FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS.

我過去幾年都是這樣的決心。

I'M STILL WORKING ON IT, BUT, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE TO CONTINUE TO

我還在努力，但是，你知道，我們必須繼續下去。

WORK ON THESE THINGS.

在這些事情上的工作。

>> Stephen: COME ON, GIVE IT UP.

>> Stephen:來吧，放棄它。

>> I HAVE RESOLVED, IN 2021 THAT STARTS IN FEBRUARY,ED TO BE FIVE

>> 我已經決定，在2021年，從2月開始，將是五個月。

MINUTES EARLY INSTEAD OF FIVE MINUTES LATE, AND, SECONDLY, TO

提前幾分鐘而不是遲到5分鐘，其次，要有足夠的時間來處理這些問題。

RETURN E-MAILS AND TEXT MESSAGES IN A MUCH TIMELIER FASHION,

以更及時的方式回覆電子郵件和簡訊。

WHICH I DID A LITTLE BIT OF TODAY AND I FINALLY GOT UNDER

我今天做了一點事情，我終於下了決心

10,000, WHICH FEELS LIKE A BIG WIN.

一萬，這感覺就像一個巨大的勝利。

>> Stephen: WOW.

>> Stephen:WOW。

TIMELY FASHION IS A HIGH BAR.

及時的時尚是一個高門檻。

RESPOND AT ALL IS MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION.

完全響應是我的新年決心。

I FIGURE IF IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT, A LAWYER WILL CONTACT

我想如果真的很重要，律師會聯繫的

ME.

我。

>> PROBABLY TRUE.

>> 可能是真的。

>> Stephen: THE AUTHORITIES, I WILL GET A SUBPOENA IF IT'S

>> 史蒂芬: 權威人士,如果是這樣的話,我會得到一份申請書的。

REALLY IMPORTANT.

真的很重要。

>> YOU WILL KNOW, YEAH.

>> 你會知道的，是的。

>> Stephen: YOU DID SOMETHING THAT I'M A LITTLE JEALOUS OF.

>> Stephen:你做了一件讓我有點嫉妒的事。

I HAVE BEEN VERY CURIOUS YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND -- WHAT'S YOUR

我一直很好奇你和你的丈夫 -- 你是什麼意思？

HUSBAND'S NAME?

丈夫的名字？

>> JASON.

>> JASON.

>> Stephen: YOU AND JASON DID.

>> Stephen:你和JASON做到了。

DID YOU BUY OR RENT AN R.V.?

你是買了還是租了一臺R.V.？

>> RENT AN R.V.

>> 租用R.V.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

>> Stephen:好的

TOUGH IT MADE US WANT TO GIVE UP OUR HOUSE AND MAYBE MOVE

艱難的它讓我們想放棄我們的房子，也許會移動。

IN AT SOME POINT.

在某個點上。

>> Stephen: SO THE TWO OF YOU AND DOGS?

>> 史蒂芬：所以你們兩個和狗？

>> AND DOGS.

>> 和狗。

>> Stephen: HOW MANY DOGS.

>> Stephen:多少隻狗。

TWO DOGS.

兩隻狗。

>> Stephen: AND WERE YOU THE DESIGNATED DRIVER OR ARE YOU

>> 史蒂芬: 你是指定的司機還是你？

NAVIGATOR OR DEEJAY OR WHAT ARE YOU?

導航員還是DJ，或者你是什麼？

>> I'M THE DESIGNATED DEEJAY/MAKER OF SANDWICHES.

>> 我是指定的DEEJAY/製造商的三明治。

>> Stephen: WOW.

>> Stephen:WOW。

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN CURIOUS, HAVE YOU -- LIKE YOU EVER MAKE A

我一直很好奇，你有沒有... ...好像你從來沒有做一個

GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH AT, LIKE, 70 MILES AN HOUR?

烤奶酪三明治在，喜歡，70英里每小時？

( LAUGHTER ) >> I WAS REALLY TEMPTED.

我真的很想。

THE STOVE IS RIGHT THERE, BUT I WASN'T SURE IF I WOULD EXPLODE

爐子就在那裡，但我不確定我會不會爆炸。

THE R.V. IF I TURNED ON THE GAS WHILE IT WAS GOING.

如果我開了煤氣，而它卻在運轉，那麼R. V.

I GOT GOOD AT CONDIMENT JUGGLING.

我對調料雜耍很在行。

YOU QUICKLY LAY OUT THE SANDWICH, YOU PULL OUT THE

你迅速地鋪好沙丁魚，你拉出來的。

BREAD.

麵包：

AND WHEN YOU HIT A POINT WHERE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE A TURN,

當你遇到一個你無法轉身的點時，

YOU TOP THE FRIDGE, GET IT OUT AND CLOSE IT AGAIN.

你上了橋，把它弄出來，再關上。

THEN BUTTER OR MAYO THE WHOLE SANDWICH.

然後黃油或馬約整個三明治。

IT'S A PROCESS BUT I'M PROUD TO HAVE MADE MANY SANDWICHES.

這是一個過程，但我很自豪，已經做了很多三明治。

>> Stephen: I HAVE TO ASK ANOTHER QUESTION.

>> 史蒂芬：我必須再問一個問題。

LOOK AT THIS AGAIN.

再看看這個。

IS THAT MARBLE COUNTERTOPS?

是大理石臺面嗎？

>> VERY FAUX MARBLE COUNTERTOPS.

>> 非常假的大理石臺面。

I'M SURE SOME HAVE IT.

我敢肯定，有些人有它。

DOESN'T WILL SMITH HAVE ONE OF THOSE THAT HAS SIX LAYERS AND

史密斯會不會有那種有六層樓的那種？

MARBLE EVERYTHING.

大理石的一切。

>> Stephen: I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE ON TV AND SAY WILL

>> 我不會坐在電視上說 "會"。

SMITH DOESN'T HAVE SOMETHING.

史密斯沒有任何東西。

I'M GUESSING WHATEVER YOU NAME WILL SMITH HAS.

我猜你叫什麼名字，威爾史密斯都有。

WHAT'S IT DRIVE LIKE?

它的驅動力是怎樣的？

IT DRIVES LIKE A DREAM, I GUESS.

我想，它開車像一個夢。

I BET IT CORNERS LIKE A MASERATI.

我敢打賭，它像一個MASERATI角。

>> IT CORNERS LIKE A TOUR BUS.

>> IT CORNERS LIKE A TOUR BUS.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

>> Stephen:好的

YOU KNOW, YOU NEED TO TAKE THOSE TURNS PRETTY WIDE.

你知道，你需要把這些轉彎的範圍擴大。

I ONLY DROVE THE THING ON PRETTY WIDE COUNTRY, YOU KNOW, NO ONE

我只在很寬廣的國土上開過車，你知道，沒有人知道

AROUND COUNTRY HIGHWAYS, COUNTY HIGHWAYS.

繞城高速，縣級高速。

>> Stephen: NOW, LIVING WITH ANYONE IS AN INTIMATE

>> Stephen:現在，和任何人生活在一起都是一種親密的關係

EXPERIENCE.

經驗：

YOU KNOW, YOU GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER PRETTY WELL.

你知道，你得到了解對方很好。

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU LEARN BY LIVING WITH SOMEONE IN AN

>> Stephen:和別人生活在一起，你能學到什麼？

R.V.?

R. V. ?

>> YOU LEARN A LOT ABOUT POOP.

>> 你學到了很多關於大便的知識。

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.

>> Stephen:好吧。

A LOT.

很多。

>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT WE CALL IN THE BUSINESS A GRABBER.

>> 史蒂芬：這就是我們在生意中所說的搶奪者。

GO ON.

去吧

>> YOU POOP IN CLOSE QUARTERS.

>> 你在接近四分之一的地方拉屎。

YOU LEARN EXACTLY WHAT TIME DURING THE DAY OR THE DRIVE

您可以瞭解到一天中的具體時間或開車時間

SOMEONE NEEDS TO POOP.

有人需要拉屎。

YOU LEARN WHO'S COMFORTABLE WITH POOP.

你會知道誰對大便感到舒服。

HAVING DOGS -- DO YOU HAVE DOGS, STEPHEN?

養狗 -- 你有狗嗎，史蒂芬？

>> Stephen: I DO.

>> Stephen:我做的。

I DO.

我做的。

>> YOU GET PRETTY COMFORTABLE WITH POOP.

>> 你會覺得大便很舒服。

>> Stephen: WITH DOG POOP.

>> Stephen:與狗的糞便。

YOU PICK UP THE POOP WITH YOUR HANDS.

你用手撿起大便。

BUT, YES, SOMEONE HAS TO -- THE LESS GLAMOROUS PART THAT THEY

但是，是的，總得有人去... ...他們不那麼光彩的部分

DON'T TELL YOU ABOUT R.V.

不要告訴你R. V.

CAMPING IS THE EMPTYING OF THE SEWAGE EVERY DAY PART.

露營是每天清空汙水的部分。

FOR SOME REASON OUR LITTLE SEWAGE HOSE HAD A -- THE WHOLE

由於某些原因，我們的小汙水管有一個 - 整個

THING WAS NOT CLEAR, AND THEN RIGHT AT THE END BEFORE IT WENT

事情並不清楚，然後就在結束前，它去了

INTO THE HOLE, THERE WAS ABOUT THIS MUCH CLEAR, SO WHOEVER DID

在洞裡，這一切都很清晰，所以誰做的？

THE SEWAGE GOT A REALLY GOOD LOOK AT EVERYTHING THAT WAS IN

汙水得到了一個真正的好看看在EVERYTHING的東西。

THERE RIGHT BEFORE IT WENT INTO THE GROUND.

在它入土之前，就在那裡。

>> Stephen: OH, EXCELLENT.

>> Stephen:哦，優秀的。

AND AS IT GETS COLDER, THE OTHER THING THEY DON'T TELL YOU

隨著天氣越來越冷，他們不告訴你的另一件事。

IS THAT, AS THE WEATHER TURNS, THAT POOP QUITE LITERALLY

是，隨著天氣轉暖，那大便就真的是

FREEZES, CAN FREEZE.

凍結，可以凍結。

>> Stephen: WOW.

>> Stephen:WOW。

YOU KNOW, I HEARD THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS ON THE SPACE SHUTTLE,

你知道嗎，我聽說在太空梭上也會發生這種事。

TOO.

太。

>> IS THAT RIGHT?

>> 是這樣嗎？

>> Stephen: YEAH, SOMETIMES THEY CAN'T DISCHARGE IT OUT INTO

>> Stephen:是的，有時他們不能把它排放到外面去

SPACE BECAUSE IT FREEZES.

空間，因為它凍結。

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> 沒錯。

>> Stephen: YOU GUYS ARE KIND OF LIKE ASTRONAUTS BUT ON EARTH.

>> 史蒂芬：你們這些傢伙有點像天文學家，但在地球上。

>> WE'RE JUST AS SMART AS THEY ARE, TOO, DEFINITELY.

>>我們和他們一樣聰明，也是，肯定的。

>> Stephen: RACHEL, WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK BUT WHEN WE

>> Stephen:RACHEL，我們必須採取一個快速的休息，但是，當我們

RETURN I WILL SHOW YOU A VIDEO OF ONE TO HAVE THE CREEPIEST

回頭我給你看一段視頻，一個人有最詭異的。

BABIES YOU WILL EVER SEE.

你將永遠看到的嬰兒。

STICK AROUND.

堅持下去。

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