That Sarah Silverman podcast.

那個莎拉-西爾弗曼的播客。

Congratulations.

恭喜你啊

You're the perfect person to be doing a podcast on.

你是做播客的最佳人選。

I would just imagine you've got such a funny, creative quick brain.

我只是會想象你有一個如此有趣的，創造性的快速大腦。

You know, everybody, you've got a million stories.

你知道，各位，你有一百萬個故事。

This is the perfect thing for you to be doing right now.

這是你現在要做的最完美的事情。

Thanks.

謝謝你

Well, he said it all.

嗯，他都說了。

I want to thank Conan for being here and for promoting my podcast, the Sarah Silverman podcast.

我要感謝柯南在這裡，感謝他推廣我的播客，莎拉-西爾弗曼的播客。

What are you finding that?

你有什麼發現？

Do you like most about doing it?

你最喜歡做這件事嗎？

I like just I like how messy it is.

我喜歡只是我喜歡它的凌亂。

I like how loose it is.

我喜歡它的寬鬆。

I just gabbed and then, you know, we I illicit elicit.

我只是嘰嘰喳喳，然後，你知道的，我們... ...我非法引誘。

Is that the voice?

是那個聲音嗎？

You have to say the whole sentence until I can tell you if it's the right word or not.

你要把整個句子說出來，直到我可以告訴你是不是正確的詞。

I elicit voice mails from people Sure e would think would be Maybe solicit or I encourage people to send in their voicemails what's elicit well, elicit.

我向人們徵集語音郵件，當然，我認為會是也許徵集，或者我鼓勵人們發來他們的語音郵件，什麼是徵集，徵集。

Like I elicit a response.

就像我引起的反應。

Uh, my, my out.

呃，我的，我的出去。

My my outrageous remarks elicited strong condom condemnation from the polit bureau.

我的離譜言論引起了政治局強烈的保險套譴責。

What the hell was that?

那是什麼鬼東西？

Mansplaining.

芒刺在背。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

No, I asked you.

不，我問你。

I know I love it when a woman asked me a question.

我知道我喜歡一個女人問我問題的時候。

And then I say what I think it is.

然後我說我認為是什麼。

And then they say, Thanks for Mansplaining.

然後他們說，謝謝你的曼秀雷敦。

That's a good trap.

這是個不錯的陷阱。

Yeah, I was trapping you.

是啊，我是在陷害你。

Um, I solicit you.

嗯，我徵求你。

Solicit?

徵求？

I don't think that's good on its own, I solicit.

我覺得這本身就不好，我徵求。

I ask for voicemails on my social media streams.

我在我的社交媒體流上要求語音留言。

People call it and leave voicemails.

人們打電話給它，並留下語音信箱。

Then, um, the producer Diana listens toe all of them picks about 20 or so and then the night before we listen to it and we pick about five or six, and I don't necessarily know exactly what I'll say, but I go, Yeah, this will be good, you know?

然後，嗯，製作人戴安娜聽了所有的腳趾，他們挑選了20個左右，然後前一天晚上我們聽，我們選擇了5或6個，我不一定知道我到底會說什麼，但我走了，是的，這將是不錯的，你知道嗎？

And then, um usually I get in.

然後，嗯，通常我得到的。

I talk about whatever little micro thing, and then we play the voicemails, and that really dictates the direction of the podcast.

我談什麼小微的事情，然後我們播放語音留言，這真的決定了播客的方向。

And then before you know it, it's over.

然後在你意識到之前，一切都結束了。

It's over.

結束了

And what's nice is your free of all this strict professionalism of an interview like this.

而好的是你的擺脫了這種嚴格的專業性的採訪，這樣的採訪。

It is funny, though.

不過，這很有趣。

This is so constraining.

這真是太受限制了。

Let me ask.

讓我問一下

You want to see the real you?

你想看到真正的你嗎？

Not this uptight.

不要這麼緊張。

You rehearse.

你排練。

This is so rehearse when I I'm maybe you relate to this on anyway, I don't know.

這是如此排練的時候，我我也許你涉及到這一點上反正，我不知道。

When I started the podcast, I thought, You know, I've been I knew it would be a learning curve.

當我開始播客的時候，我想，你知道，我一直... ...我知道這將是一個學習曲線。

It's a new medium.

這是一個新的媒介。

But also I've been a public speaker for many, you know, for decades.

但我也一直是一個公開演講者 許多，你知道，幾十年來。

You know, right, But it's it's funny to me.

你知道，是的，但這對我來說很有趣。

I had toe learn, Ah, lot of the stuff I learned in Stand Up a long time ago, like over again, Like the first few episodes I said, The F word, every other word.

我不得不學習，啊，很多東西我很久之前在《站起來》裡學過，就像一遍，就像前幾集我說的，"F "字，每一個字。

Whatever.

管他呢

I'm listening back, and it's like such It's so Bush league, you know?

我聽著聽著，就像這樣，這真是布什的聯盟，你知道嗎？

And I had to learn, like all right, I think I was so excited about the total freedom and, you know, it just comes off like a crunch, like you've got to make it a treat or have a purpose for it, or like, very decidedly no purpose for it.

我不得不學習，像所有的權利， 我想我是如此興奮 關於總的自由和，你知道， 它只是脫落像一個緊縮， 就像你必須讓它一個治療 或有一個目的吧， 或者像，非常決定 沒有目的吧。

Whatever.

管他呢

But, you know, I had to learn that again.

但是，你知道，我不得不再次學習。

And then also I was like, Why are people writing think pieces about this?

然後我也想，為什麼人們要寫思考文章呢？

Not that I was saying that, but you know what I mean?

不是我說的，但你知道我的意思嗎？

Like I wanted like and then I was in the tub and I took a puff and I thought about it.

就像我想要的一樣，然後我在浴缸裡，我抽了一口煙，我想了想。

And I go.

我去。

That's so embarrassing.

這真是太尷尬了。

Like the one thing I tell young young comedians like Don't look for an agent to come see you right away or whatever.

就像我跟年輕的年輕喜劇演員說的一件事，比如不要找經紀人馬上來看你，或者其他什麼。

Just keep your head down.

低頭就好。

Do stand up.

請站起來

And when you're good, people will be talking about you.

而當你優秀的時候，人們就會談論你。

And I was like, it was like in a pit like this ridiculous epiphany that I know better tojust like work do this podcast and work on it and make it better each time I'm still figuring it out.

我當時就像，就像在一個坑裡，就像這個荒謬的頓悟，我知道更好的只是像工作做這個播客，並在它的工作，並使它更好的每一次我還在摸索。

But here I am on Conan, Just get a few more subscribers.

但我在《柯南》上，只要多找幾個訂戶就可以了。

What do you mean, a fume or you're gonna You're gonna triple your numbers being on this show a fume or this is gonna put you through the roof.

你是什麼意思？ 一根菸或你會 你在這個節目中的數字會增加三倍 一根菸或這會讓你通過屋頂。

Kid Strap in.

孩子帶在。

This is a rocket to success This show.

這是個通往成功的火箭，這個節目。

I know.

我知道，我知道

As Teague says, I think maybe I'll get discovered.

正如Teague所說，我想也許我會被發現。

Does she still see?

她還能看見嗎？

Just ignore terrace Still say that Maybe I'll get discovered because I think I get discovered tonight.

只是無視露臺還說，也許我會被發現，因為我想我今晚會被發現。

E don't think anyone said that about in show business in like 50 years.

我不認為有人說，關於在演藝界像50年。

Listen, you're the perfect person be doing a podcast.

聽著，你是做播客的最佳人選。

I'm excited that you're doing this.

我很高興你能做這個。

Do you like doing the ads?

你喜歡做廣告嗎？

I do like doing the I don't know why.

我確實喜歡做我不知道為什麼。

I don't know what it is.

我不知道那是什麼

And maybe it's like from listening to Howard or just listening to podcast.

也許這就像從聽霍華德或只是聽播客。

Well, he does.

嗯，他是這樣做的。

He's the master ball.

他是主球。

So he you know Howard Stern.

所以，他... ...你知道霍華德・斯特恩。

I've been listening to him for years, and it doesn't corrupt his comedy or his point of view at all.

我聽他說了很多年，一點也沒有敗壞他的喜劇和觀點。

He he'll talk about whatever he wants to talk about, and he'll say, Hey, and by the way, if you're looking for window shades and I'll think, Yes, I am looking for window shades, I know, but things from I got to squatty potties for my dad on Father's Day a few years ago.

他... ...他想談什麼就談什麼，他會說，嘿，順便說一句，如果你在找窗簾，我會想，是的，我在找窗簾，我知道，但是幾年前父親節的時候，我給我爸買了蹲便器的東西。

He was, He was.

他是，他是。

He was pushing squatty potties for a while.

他是推著蹲式便盆走了一陣子。

Why, too?

為什麼，也是？

I don't know.

我不知道。

I just thought, Does one go on top of the other?

我就在想，難道一個人就能頂一個人嗎？

Is that is that thing?

是那個東西嗎？

Does that move things along even faster?

這是不是讓事情進展得更快了？

If you, ADM or squatty part like if you had five squatty potties, would you just empty your bowels in a second?

如果你，ADM或蹲位部分，比如你有五個蹲位的便盆，你會不會一秒鐘就把大便排空？

You know what?

你知道嗎？

I think I bought him, too, because I do know that he Onley He's designated one bathroom between the two bathrooms.

我想我也買了他，因為我確實知道他安利他指定的是兩個衛生間之間的一個衛生間。

They have, you know, um, for doing that, but I think it's because it was $9 and I felt cheap getting one.

他們有，你知道，嗯，為這樣做，但我認為這是因為它是9美元，我覺得便宜得到一個。

But then it's just $18 right?

但後來只是18元吧？

Well, I'm glad, you know, you just did.

好吧，我很高興，你知道，你剛做了。

Now you worked in an ad for squatty potty.

現在你在蹲便器的廣告中工作。

That's true.

這倒是真的。

I wish we could show the animation that explains exactly how it works.

我希望我們可以展示動畫，解釋它到底是如何工作的。

I like coming up with theme songs I like.

我喜歡想出自己喜歡的主題曲。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

It's fun.

這很有趣。

And also, I just think that, like when you're given limits, there is something about having no limits on your podcast.

而且，我只是覺得，就像當你被給予限制時，有一些關於你的播客沒有限制。

So when you do have limits, it forces you to be creative, like like all the limits.

所以當你真的有限制的時候，就會迫使你去創新，比如像所有的限制。

Look at this.

看看這個

Look at your audience.

看看你的觀眾。

That's what happens when you have limits.

這就是你有限制的後果。

You come up with weird creative comedy, finds a way stuff exactly.

你想出了奇怪的創意喜劇，找到了一種方式的東西正是。

It's the limits that let us grow.

是極限讓我們成長。

Yeah, I mean, just blue sky is like paralyzing.

是啊，我的意思是，只是藍天就像麻痺。

Exactly.

就是這樣

I think we've learned a lot in this interview.

我想在這次採訪中，我們已經學到了很多東西。

You don't have a push up contest.

你沒有俯臥撐比賽。

I can only do one.

我只能做一個。

I think I would win.

我想我會贏。

How many can you dio a lot more than one.

你能dio多少比一個多。

Ah, lot more.

啊，多了很多。

Well, I'm a man, aren't I?

我是個男人，不是嗎？

I well.

我好。

And also three is 300% of one.

而且還三是一的300%。

Yeah, so he's doing triple.

是啊，所以他做三倍。

I didn't say that I would be a functioning human being after I did them.

我沒有說我做了他們之後會成為一個正常的人。

I mean, we can't touch right, because another thing we could do is the three of us could make a pyramid.

我的意思是，我們不能觸摸的權利，因為另一件事我們可以做的是我們三個人可以做一個金字塔。

Can't do it.

不能這樣做。

People would write in and say would get you know, Fauci writing in saying no pyramids.

人們會寫在說會讓你知道，福齊寫在說沒有金字塔。

I said also because scared I'm so scared of getting it.

我說也是因為害怕我好怕得了。

I would I would in the pyramid thing, I would insist on being the top.

我會我會在金字塔的事情，我會堅持做頂端。

I would insist on you being the top.

我堅持認為你是最棒的。

I think you'd have to be the top about time I got known as a top.

我想你得是頂級的關於我被稱為頂級的時間。

Well, you know, see, this is the kind of strict professionalism you need to escape with the podcast, and he presents as a bottom, but he's a top.

好吧，你知道，你看，這就是你需要用播客來逃避的那種嚴格的專業性，他呈現的是底層，但他是高層。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Well, anyway, welcome to things my parents won't understand.

好吧，不管怎麼說，歡迎來到我父母不會理解的地方。

You can listen to the Sarah Silverman podcast on iTunes and wherever podcasts are available, and you're going to listen to it.

你可以在iTunes和任何有播客的地方收聽莎拉-西爾弗曼的播客，你要去聽它。

I'm thrilled so delighted that you came here in person that I was dancing in the parking lot before you arrived.

我很激動，很高興你親自來這裡，以至於在你來之前，我在停車場跳舞。

Here.

給你

Thank you.

謝謝你了

I'm so tired of Zoom and I love you.

我對Zoom感到很厭煩，我很愛你。

And you being here in person is just Christmas come early.

而你親自來這裡，只是聖誕節提前到來。

I know that's a big holiday for you.

我知道這對你來說是個大節日。

So, Sarah Silverman, thank you.

所以，莎拉-西爾弗曼，謝謝你。

Very going to say merry Christmas again.

很想再次說聲聖誕快樂。

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah.

是啊。

Every single year.

每年都是如此

Look, I'm kicking a Mussolini's head.

看，我在踢墨索里尼的頭。

I check your tears and I kick in time, Yeah.

我檢查你的眼淚，我及時踢到，是的。