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  • Let's talk about your podcast.

    讓我們來談談你的播客。

  • That Sarah Silverman podcast.

    那個莎拉-西爾弗曼的播客。

  • Congratulations.

    恭喜你啊

  • You're the perfect person to be doing a podcast on.

    你是做播客的最佳人選。

  • I would just imagine you've got such a funny, creative quick brain.

    我只是會想象你有一個如此有趣的,創造性的快速大腦。

  • You know, everybody, you've got a million stories.

    你知道,各位,你有一百萬個故事。

  • This is the perfect thing for you to be doing right now.

    這是你現在要做的最完美的事情。

  • Thanks.

    謝謝你

  • Well, he said it all.

    嗯,他都說了。

  • I want to thank Conan for being here and for promoting my podcast, the Sarah Silverman podcast.

    我要感謝柯南在這裡,感謝他推廣我的播客,莎拉-西爾弗曼的播客。

  • What are you finding that?

    你有什麼發現?

  • Do you like most about doing it?

    你最喜歡做這件事嗎?

  • I like just I like how messy it is.

    我喜歡只是我喜歡它的凌亂。

  • I like how loose it is.

    我喜歡它的寬鬆。

  • I just gabbed and then, you know, we I illicit elicit.

    我只是嘰嘰喳喳,然後,你知道的,我們... ...我非法引誘。

  • Is that the voice?

    是那個聲音嗎?

  • You have to say the whole sentence until I can tell you if it's the right word or not.

    你要把整個句子說出來,直到我可以告訴你是不是正確的詞。

  • I elicit voice mails from people Sure e would think would be Maybe solicit or I encourage people to send in their voicemails what's elicit well, elicit.

    我向人們徵集語音郵件,當然,我認為會是也許徵集,或者我鼓勵人們發來他們的語音郵件,什麼是徵集,徵集。

  • Like I elicit a response.

    就像我引起的反應。

  • Uh, my, my out.

    呃,我的,我的出去。

  • My my outrageous remarks elicited strong condom condemnation from the polit bureau.

    我的離譜言論引起了政治局強烈的保險套譴責。

  • What the hell was that?

    那是什麼鬼東西?

  • Mansplaining.

    芒刺在背。

  • I'm sorry.

    我很抱歉

  • No, I asked you.

    不,我問你。

  • I know I love it when a woman asked me a question.

    我知道我喜歡一個女人問我問題的時候。

  • And then I say what I think it is.

    然後我說我認為是什麼。

  • And then they say, Thanks for Mansplaining.

    然後他們說,謝謝你的曼秀雷敦。

  • That's a good trap.

    這是個不錯的陷阱。

  • Yeah, I was trapping you.

    是啊,我是在陷害你。

  • Um, I solicit you.

    嗯,我徵求你。

  • Solicit?

    徵求?

  • I don't think that's good on its own, I solicit.

    我覺得這本身就不好,我徵求。

  • I ask for voicemails on my social media streams.

    我在我的社交媒體流上要求語音留言。

  • People call it and leave voicemails.

    人們打電話給它,並留下語音信箱。

  • Then, um, the producer Diana listens toe all of them picks about 20 or so and then the night before we listen to it and we pick about five or six, and I don't necessarily know exactly what I'll say, but I go, Yeah, this will be good, you know?

    然後,嗯,製作人戴安娜聽了所有的腳趾,他們挑選了20個左右,然後前一天晚上我們聽,我們選擇了5或6個,我不一定知道我到底會說什麼,但我走了,是的,這將是不錯的,你知道嗎?

  • And then, um usually I get in.

    然後,嗯,通常我得到的。

  • I talk about whatever little micro thing, and then we play the voicemails, and that really dictates the direction of the podcast.

    我談什麼小微的事情,然後我們播放語音留言,這真的決定了播客的方向。

  • And then before you know it, it's over.

    然後在你意識到之前,一切都結束了。

  • It's over.

    結束了

  • And what's nice is your free of all this strict professionalism of an interview like this.

    而好的是你的擺脫了這種嚴格的專業性的採訪,這樣的採訪。

  • It is funny, though.

    不過,這很有趣。

  • This is so constraining.

    這真是太受限制了。

  • Let me ask.

    讓我問一下

  • You want to see the real you?

    你想看到真正的你嗎?

  • Not this uptight.

    不要這麼緊張。

  • You rehearse.

    你排練。

  • This is so rehearse when I I'm maybe you relate to this on anyway, I don't know.

    這是如此排練的時候,我我也許你涉及到這一點上反正,我不知道。

  • When I started the podcast, I thought, You know, I've been I knew it would be a learning curve.

    當我開始播客的時候,我想,你知道,我一直... ...我知道這將是一個學習曲線。

  • It's a new medium.

    這是一個新的媒介。

  • But also I've been a public speaker for many, you know, for decades.

    但我也一直是一個公開演講者 許多,你知道,幾十年來。

  • You know, right, But it's it's funny to me.

    你知道,是的,但這對我來說很有趣。

  • I had toe learn, Ah, lot of the stuff I learned in Stand Up a long time ago, like over again, Like the first few episodes I said, The F word, every other word.

    我不得不學習,啊,很多東西我很久之前在《站起來》裡學過,就像一遍,就像前幾集我說的,"F "字,每一個字。

  • Whatever.

    管他呢

  • I'm listening back, and it's like such It's so Bush league, you know?

    我聽著聽著,就像這樣,這真是布什的聯盟,你知道嗎?

  • And I had to learn, like all right, I think I was so excited about the total freedom and, you know, it just comes off like a crunch, like you've got to make it a treat or have a purpose for it, or like, very decidedly no purpose for it.

    我不得不學習,像所有的權利, 我想我是如此興奮 關於總的自由和,你知道, 它只是脫落像一個緊縮, 就像你必須讓它一個治療 或有一個目的吧, 或者像,非常決定 沒有目的吧。

  • Whatever.

    管他呢

  • But, you know, I had to learn that again.

    但是,你知道,我不得不再次學習。

  • And then also I was like, Why are people writing think pieces about this?

    然後我也想,為什麼人們要寫思考文章呢?

  • Not that I was saying that, but you know what I mean?

    不是我說的,但你知道我的意思嗎?

  • Like I wanted like and then I was in the tub and I took a puff and I thought about it.

    就像我想要的一樣,然後我在浴缸裡,我抽了一口煙,我想了想。

  • And I go.

    我去。

  • That's so embarrassing.

    這真是太尷尬了。

  • Like the one thing I tell young young comedians like Don't look for an agent to come see you right away or whatever.

    就像我跟年輕的年輕喜劇演員說的一件事,比如不要找經紀人馬上來看你,或者其他什麼。

  • Just keep your head down.

    低頭就好。

  • Do stand up.

    請站起來

  • And when you're good, people will be talking about you.

    而當你優秀的時候,人們就會談論你。

  • And I was like, it was like in a pit like this ridiculous epiphany that I know better tojust like work do this podcast and work on it and make it better each time I'm still figuring it out.

    我當時就像,就像在一個坑裡,就像這個荒謬的頓悟,我知道更好的只是像工作做這個播客,並在它的工作,並使它更好的每一次我還在摸索。

  • But here I am on Conan, Just get a few more subscribers.

    但我在《柯南》上,只要多找幾個訂戶就可以了。

  • What do you mean, a fume or you're gonna You're gonna triple your numbers being on this show a fume or this is gonna put you through the roof.

    你是什麼意思? 一根菸或你會 你在這個節目中的數字會增加三倍 一根菸或這會讓你通過屋頂。

  • Kid Strap in.

    孩子帶在。

  • This is a rocket to success This show.

    這是個通往成功的火箭,這個節目。

  • I know.

    我知道,我知道

  • As Teague says, I think maybe I'll get discovered.

    正如Teague所說,我想也許我會被發現。

  • Does she still see?

    她還能看見嗎?

  • Just ignore terrace Still say that Maybe I'll get discovered because I think I get discovered tonight.

    只是無視露臺還說,也許我會被發現,因為我想我今晚會被發現。

  • E don't think anyone said that about in show business in like 50 years.

    我不認為有人說,關於在演藝界像50年。

  • Listen, you're the perfect person be doing a podcast.

    聽著,你是做播客的最佳人選。

  • I'm excited that you're doing this.

    我很高興你能做這個。

  • Do you like doing the ads?

    你喜歡做廣告嗎?

  • I do like doing the I don't know why.

    我確實喜歡做我不知道為什麼。

  • I don't know what it is.

    我不知道那是什麼

  • And maybe it's like from listening to Howard or just listening to podcast.

    也許這就像從聽霍華德或只是聽播客。

  • Well, he does.

    嗯,他是這樣做的。

  • He's the master ball.

    他是主球。

  • So he you know Howard Stern.

    所以,他... ...你知道霍華德・斯特恩。

  • I've been listening to him for years, and it doesn't corrupt his comedy or his point of view at all.

    我聽他說了很多年,一點也沒有敗壞他的喜劇和觀點。

  • He he'll talk about whatever he wants to talk about, and he'll say, Hey, and by the way, if you're looking for window shades and I'll think, Yes, I am looking for window shades, I know, but things from I got to squatty potties for my dad on Father's Day a few years ago.

    他... ...他想談什麼就談什麼,他會說,嘿,順便說一句,如果你在找窗簾,我會想,是的,我在找窗簾,我知道,但是幾年前父親節的時候,我給我爸買了蹲便器的東西。

  • He was, He was.

    他是,他是。

  • He was pushing squatty potties for a while.

    他是推著蹲式便盆走了一陣子。

  • Why, too?

    為什麼,也是?

  • I don't know.

    我不知道。

  • I just thought, Does one go on top of the other?

    我就在想,難道一個人就能頂一個人嗎?

  • Is that is that thing?

    是那個東西嗎?

  • Does that move things along even faster?

    這是不是讓事情進展得更快了?

  • If you, ADM or squatty part like if you had five squatty potties, would you just empty your bowels in a second?

    如果你,ADM或蹲位部分,比如你有五個蹲位的便盆,你會不會一秒鐘就把大便排空?

  • You know what?

    你知道嗎?

  • I think I bought him, too, because I do know that he Onley He's designated one bathroom between the two bathrooms.

    我想我也買了他,因為我確實知道他安利他指定的是兩個衛生間之間的一個衛生間。

  • They have, you know, um, for doing that, but I think it's because it was $9 and I felt cheap getting one.

    他們有,你知道,嗯,為這樣做,但我認為這是因為它是9美元,我覺得便宜得到一個。

  • But then it's just $18 right?

    但後來只是18元吧?

  • Well, I'm glad, you know, you just did.

    好吧,我很高興,你知道,你剛做了。

  • Now you worked in an ad for squatty potty.

    現在你在蹲便器的廣告中工作。

  • That's true.

    這倒是真的。

  • I wish we could show the animation that explains exactly how it works.

    我希望我們可以展示動畫,解釋它到底是如何工作的。

  • I like coming up with theme songs I like.

    我喜歡想出自己喜歡的主題曲。

  • You know what?

    你知道嗎?

  • It's fun.

    這很有趣。

  • And also, I just think that, like when you're given limits, there is something about having no limits on your podcast.

    而且,我只是覺得,就像當你被給予限制時,有一些關於你的播客沒有限制。

  • So when you do have limits, it forces you to be creative, like like all the limits.

    所以當你真的有限制的時候,就會迫使你去創新,比如像所有的限制。

  • Look at this.

    看看這個

  • Look at your audience.

    看看你的觀眾。

  • That's what happens when you have limits.

    這就是你有限制的後果。

  • You come up with weird creative comedy, finds a way stuff exactly.

    你想出了奇怪的創意喜劇,找到了一種方式的東西正是。

  • It's the limits that let us grow.

    是極限讓我們成長。

  • Yeah, I mean, just blue sky is like paralyzing.

    是啊,我的意思是,只是藍天就像麻痺。

  • Exactly.

    就是這樣

  • I think we've learned a lot in this interview.

    我想在這次採訪中,我們已經學到了很多東西。

  • You don't have a push up contest.

    你沒有俯臥撐比賽。

  • I can only do one.

    我只能做一個。

  • I think I would win.

    我想我會贏。

  • How many can you dio a lot more than one.

    你能dio多少比一個多。

  • Ah, lot more.

    啊,多了很多。

  • Well, I'm a man, aren't I?

    我是個男人,不是嗎?

  • I well.

    我好。

  • And also three is 300% of one.

    而且還三是一的300%。

  • Yeah, so he's doing triple.

    是啊,所以他做三倍。

  • I didn't say that I would be a functioning human being after I did them.

    我沒有說我做了他們之後會成為一個正常的人。

  • I mean, we can't touch right, because another thing we could do is the three of us could make a pyramid.

    我的意思是,我們不能觸摸的權利,因為另一件事我們可以做的是我們三個人可以做一個金字塔。

  • Can't do it.

    不能這樣做。

  • People would write in and say would get you know, Fauci writing in saying no pyramids.

    人們會寫在說會讓你知道,福齊寫在說沒有金字塔。

  • I said also because scared I'm so scared of getting it.

    我說也是因為害怕我好怕得了。

  • I would I would in the pyramid thing, I would insist on being the top.

    我會我會在金字塔的事情,我會堅持做頂端。

  • I would insist on you being the top.

    我堅持認為你是最棒的。

  • I think you'd have to be the top about time I got known as a top.

    我想你得是頂級的關於我被稱為頂級的時間。

  • Well, you know, see, this is the kind of strict professionalism you need to escape with the podcast, and he presents as a bottom, but he's a top.

    好吧,你知道,你看,這就是你需要用播客來逃避的那種嚴格的專業性,他呈現的是底層,但他是高層。

  • Thank you.

    謝謝你了

  • Well, anyway, welcome to things my parents won't understand.

    好吧,不管怎麼說,歡迎來到我父母不會理解的地方。

  • You can listen to the Sarah Silverman podcast on iTunes and wherever podcasts are available, and you're going to listen to it.

    你可以在iTunes和任何有播客的地方收聽莎拉-西爾弗曼的播客,你要去聽它。

  • I'm thrilled so delighted that you came here in person that I was dancing in the parking lot before you arrived.

    我很激動,很高興你親自來這裡,以至於在你來之前,我在停車場跳舞。

  • Here.

    給你

  • Thank you.

    謝謝你了

  • I'm so tired of Zoom and I love you.

    我對Zoom感到很厭煩,我很愛你。

  • And you being here in person is just Christmas come early.

    而你親自來這裡,只是聖誕節提前到來。

  • I know that's a big holiday for you.

    我知道這對你來說是個大節日。

  • So, Sarah Silverman, thank you.

    所以,莎拉-西爾弗曼,謝謝你。

  • Very going to say merry Christmas again.

    很想再次說聲聖誕快樂。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Every single year.

    每年都是如此

  • Look, I'm kicking a Mussolini's head.

    看,我在踢墨索里尼的頭。

  • I check your tears and I kick in time, Yeah.

    我檢查你的眼淚,我及時踢到,是的。

Let's talk about your podcast.

讓我們來談談你的播客。

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