Name: 他們會不會用25號文打擊特朗普？ (Are They Gonna Hit Trump with the 25th?)
Uploaded: 2021-01-11T18:30:40.000Z
Duration: 10 min 50 s

OBVIOUSLY, WE'RE STILL DOING THE SHOW FROM INSIDE MY GARAGE.

很明顯，我們還在我的車庫裡做節目。

YOU KNOW, I DON'T LIKE IT, YOU DON'T LIKE IT.

你知道，我不喜歡它，你不喜歡它。

NONE-OF-US ARE HAPPY WITH THIS, BUT THINK ABOUT IT, YOU HAVE THE

我們都不喜歡這樣，但想想看，你有這個機會

IF IT HELPS, JUST THINK OF TONIGHT'S SHOW AS AN HOUR-LONG

如果能幫上忙，就把今晚的演出當成一個小時的節目吧。

CAMEO GIFTED TO YOU BY YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW WHO DOESN'T KNOW

你不知道的嫂子送給你的CAMEO。

REGGIE, THE BAND, AND IAN ARE HOW WILL WE GUYS, ARE WE GOOD.

雷吉，樂隊，和IAN是如何將我們的傢伙，我們是好的。

>> Reggie: AND AGAIN WE HAVE MATCHING SHIRTS.

>> 再一次我們有了相配的襯衫。

>> 詹姆斯。你做的，你和伊安。

>> Reggie: THE KIND OF GRAY GOING ON RIGHT THERE.

>> 這裡發生的那種灰暗的事情。

YOU SEE I'M WEARING THIS THREE PIECE SUIT.

>> James: IT'S ACTUALLY A TWO PIECE SUIT.

>> 詹姆斯。它實際上是一套兩件套的衣服。

>> Reggie: HE IS A TREADER, HE DOESN'T FEAR TO TREAD.

>> 雷吉：他是一個旅行者，他不害怕旅行。

我在這裡，有一個很好的時間。

>> James: HANG ON, DID YOU BUY ONE-- IS THIS ONE OF THESE

>> 詹姆斯。等一下，你買了一個 - 這是其中的一個。

T-SHIRTS THAT I SEE AN AD FOR ON THE INTERNET.

>> James: BE CAREFUL, TIM, TIM, BE CAREFUL.

>> 詹姆斯。要小心，TIM，TIM，要小心。

>> James: I HAVE ALWAYS LOOKED AT THOSE T-SHIRTS.

>> 詹姆斯。我一直都在看那些T恤。

HANG ON, IS THIS THE IDEA THAT THERE IS A TUNNEL THROUGH YOUR

等一下，這就是有一個隧道穿過你的想法嗎？

>> YEAH, THERE SAY HOLE, I FEEL EMPTY INSIDE.

>> 是的，那裡有一個洞，我覺得裡面很空虛。

>> James: ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE TO THE HEADLINES YESTERDAY

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，讓我們進入今天的頭條新聞。

WAS A TOUGH DAY FOR MANY OF US BUT ONCE THE CHAOS SETS DOWN.

對我們很多人來說是艱難的一天，但一旦混亂平息下來。

IMMEDIATELY WENT BACK TO WORK, AND WORKED LATE INTO THE NIGHT,

OFFICIALLY CERTIFYING JOE BIDEN'S VICTORY AT 3:30 IN THE

3點30分，喬-比登的勝利正式證明

MAKING THIS THE ONLY GOOD DECISION TO EVER HAPPEN

A SMALL GROUP OF REPUBLICANS PUSHED BACK ON CERTIFICATION,

BUT THE REST OF CONGRESS WAS LIKE, "IT'S 3:30, JUST PACK IT

但國會的其他成員卻說："現在是3點半，把它包起來吧。

THEY DEBATED THE ELECTORAL VOTES, CERTIFIED THE ELECTION,

他們對選舉投票進行了辯論，證明了選舉。

AND THEN JUST FOR FUN THREW ON "JURASSIC PARK" AND ORDERED A

然後只是為了好玩，扔了 "侏羅紀公園"，並訂購了一個

而南希-佩洛西吃了所有的冰淇淋。

PRESIDENT TRUMP RELEASED A STATEMENT, SAYING THAT THERE

WOULD BE AN "ORDERLY TRANSITION OF POWER" ON JANUARY 20.

將於1月20日進行 "有序的權力交接"。

UNFORTUNATELY, THE STATEMENT WAS WRAPPED AROUND A BRICK AND

不幸的是，該聲明被一磚一瓦包裹著。

TOSSED THROUGH A CAPITOL BUILDING WINDOW.

TRUMP ALSO USED THE STATEMENT TO MENTION THAT HE DISAGREED WITH

特朗普還利用聲明指出，他不同意。

OTHERWISE THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO WAY TO KNOW!

TRUMP JUST CAN'T HELP HIMSELF, CAN HE, IAN?

特朗普只是不能幫助自己，是嗎，伊安？

EVEN WHEN HE'S SAYING THE "RIGHT THING," HE STILL HAS TO SLIP A

即使他說的是 "正確的事"，他還是要滑一個。

>> IT'S ALMOST LIKE HE'S AN ABSOLUTE SCHMUK OR SOMETHING, I

>> 好像他是個徹頭徹尾的笨蛋或什麼的，我

>> James: YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE, ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE GOING

>> 詹姆斯。你知道我喜歡什麼，所有這些人都去。

THESE PAST 24 HOURS HAS REALLY MADE ME DISLIKE TRUMP.

過去的24小時讓我討厭特朗普。

YESTERDAY, PRESIDENT TRUMP'S MENTAL STATE HAS NOW COME INTO

昨天，特朗普總統的精神狀態現在已經進入了

QUESTION, WITH ONE SENIOR ADVISER SAYING TRUMP HAS "LOST

問題，一位高級顧問說特朗普 "失去了"。

I'VE GOT TO SAY, IT'S VERY BRAVE OF REPUBLICANS TO START SPEAKING

我不得不說，共和黨人開始說話是非常勇敢的。

OUT AGAINST TRUMP ONLY 99.9% OF THE WAY THROUGH HIS TERM IN

在特朗普任期內，僅有99.9%的時間反對他。

NOT TO QUIBBLE, BUT FOR SOMEONE TO "LOSE IT," FIRST THEY MUST

不要爭辯，但要想讓人 "失去它"，首先就必須

YOU CAN'T LOSE SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T PO SESMS I LOVE HOW WE

你不能失去一些東西，你沒有PO SESMS，我愛我們如何。

ARE TALKING ABOUT THE PRESIDENT'S STATE OF MIND THE

SAME WAY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT LOSING CAR KEYS.

就像我們說的丟了車鑰匙一樣。

"I KNOW THE PRESIDENT'S HUMANITY IS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

"我知道主席的人性就在這附近的某個地方。

它在那裡 -- 我把它放在那裡。"

MEANWHILE, FACEBOOK AND TWITTER SUSPENDED THE PRESIDENT'S

與此同時，FACEBOOK和TWITTER暫停了總統的。

TWITTER LOCKED HIS ACCOUNT FOR 12 HOURS, AND FACEBOOK ANNOUNCED

TWITTER鎖定了他的賬戶12小時，而FACEBOOK宣佈

TODAY THAT IT WOULD BLOCK TRUMP UNTIL AT LEAST THE END OF HIS

今天，它將阻止特朗普直到他的任期結束。

LOOKS LIKE TRUMP IS FINALLY ABOUT TO START POPPIN' ON

看起來特朗普終於要開始大肆宣傳了。

>> THAT IS ONE OF THE THINGS, IT LIKE PULL THE FRAME.

>> 這就是其中一件事，它就像拉框架。

>> IT TIME TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, STOP THE STEAL.

>> 是時候讓美國再次偉大了，停止偷竊。

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