Name: 湯姆-漢克斯拿下 "科爾伯特問題" (Tom Hanks Takes "The Colbert Questionert")
Uploaded: 2021-01-11T18:11:20.000Z
Duration: 11 min 22 s

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BARK

ONE OF THE BEST THINGS ABOUT DOING THIS SHOW IS GETTING TO

做這個節目最棒的事情之一就是去到

IT'S WAY MORE FUN THAN YELLING INTERVIEW QUESTIONS OUT MY

這比在我面前大喊面試問題有趣多了

BUT LATELY, I'VE FOUND MYSELF CRAVING A DEEPER CONNECTION THAN

但最近，我發現自己渴望更深的聯繫，而不是...

YOU GET FROM MOST CELEBRITY INTERVIEWS, LESS "TELL ME ABOUT

你從大多數名人訪談中得到的，是 "告訴我關於你的故事"。

YOUR LATEST PROJECT" AND MORE "TELL ME HOW YOUR ADULT SELF

你的最新項目 "和更多的 "告訴我你的成人自我是什麼？

WOULD BE A DISAPPOINTMENT TO YOU AS A CHILD."

會讓你作為一個孩子感到失望。"

WHICH IS WHY, WE HERE AT "A LATE SHOW," HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY

這就是為什麼，我們在 "晚間秀 "這裡，一直小心翼翼地...

CRAFTING A SET OF QUESTIONS SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO DIG

編寫一套專門設計的問題，以挖掘

深入並揭示我的客人最真實的自我。

AND IN ONLY 15 QUESTIONS, IT COVERS THE FULL SPECTRUM OF THE

在15個問題中，它涵蓋了《聯合國憲章》的全部內容。

HUMAN EXPERIENCE, EVERYTHING FROM SPIRITUALITY AND THE NATURE

人類的經驗，從精神和自然的一切。

OF FEAR, TO IMPORTANT STUFF LIKE SANDWICHES.

的恐懼，對重要的東西，如三明治。

AND SO I WANTED TO KICK IT OFF BY ADMINISTERING THIS

所以，我想通過管理這個來開啟它。

SCIENTIFICALLY-INVALID TEST TO A FEW SCIENTIFICALLY-PROVEN

科學上無效的測試到一些科學上有效的測試。

I MEAN, NOBODY THAT BIG: YOUR HANKS, YOUR STREEPS, YOUR

我的意思是，沒有人那麼大：你的臀部，你的帶子，你的。

BUT BEFORE WE GOT TO THE QUESTIONNAIRE, I ASKED TOM TO

但是，在我們進入問題清單之前，我問TOM

DISCUSS HOW HE REALLY FEELS ABOUT CELEBRITY INTERVIEWS.

討論他對名人採訪的真實感受。

TOM, THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE YET AGAIN.

TOM，非常感謝你再次來到這裡。

I'M SURPRISED YOUR HAIR HASN'T GROWN OUT.

我很驚訝你的頭髮還沒長出來。

>> WELL, EVERY DAY IT GETS A LITTLE BETTER.

>> 好吧，每一天它都會變得更好一點。

>> Stephen: I WANT TO TAKE A LITTLE SIDESTEP RIGHT HERE.

>> 史蒂芬: 我想在這裡做一個小側步。

I DON'T KNOW-- ARE YOU A DICK CAVETT FAN?

我不知道... 你是DICK CAVETT的粉絲嗎？

DID YOU WATCH-- >> I GREW UP WATCHING DICK

你看了嗎 -- >> 我是看迪克長大的。

>> Stephen: I LIKE TO WATCH DICK EVERY SO OFTEN.

>> Stephen:我喜歡看迪克的每一次。

I THINK HE'S A GREAT MODEL FOR INTERVIEWING AND I JUST WATCHED

我覺得他是一個很好的採訪模式，我只是看了。

AN INTERVIEW HE DID WITH LEE MARVIN, AND I WANT TO ASK YOU A

他和李-馬文做的採訪，我想問你一個問題。

EVERYBODY-- IT'S PROVERBIAL IN LATE NIGHT THAT EVERYBODY WANTS

每個人 -- 這是深夜的諺語，每個人都想。

看到 "漢克斯 "這個詞在他們的董事會上。

OKAY, I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING TONIGHT.

好吧，我沒有做任何事情 今晚。

DOES IT EVER BOTHER YOU THAT YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE THING YOU

你是否介意你不得不談論你的事情？

>> I WISH I HAD THE INTIMIDATION FACTOR LEE MARVIN HAD.

>> 我希望我也有李-馬文那樣的煽動性因素。

DON'T YOU THINK DICK CAVETT WAS A LITTLE AFRAID THAT LEE MARVIN

你不覺得迪克-卡維特有點害怕李-馬文嗎？

WOULD LOOSEN HIS TIE AND KICK HIS BUTT RIGHT THERE ON TV?

會在電視上解開他的領帶，踢他的屁股嗎？

>> Stephen: I THINK HE WAS SMOKING CAMEL STRAIGHTS THE

>> 史蒂芬：我想他抽的是駱駝牌香菸。

(  LAUGHTER  ) >> DID HE-- DID HE SIT IN THE

（笑） >> 他 - - 他坐在這裡嗎？

YOU KNOW, I SAW HIM-- I SAW HIM ON "THE JOHNNY CARSON SHOW"

你知道，我見過他，我在 "約翰尼-卡森秀 "上見過他。

MANY, MANY YEARS AGO, AND JOHNNY CARSON SAID-- NOT TO MIX UP--

很多很多年前，約翰尼-卡森說過... 不要混淆... ...

I'M ON "STEPHEN COLBERT" WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DICK CAVETT AND

我在 "史蒂芬-科伯特 "節目中，我們正在談論迪克-卡維特和... ...

>> 和傑裡・劉易斯的節目簡單。

ANYWAY, LEE MARVIN SAID-- DICK CAVETT-- JIMMY FALL-- NO.

李-馬文說... 迪克-卡韋特... 吉米-法爾...

JOHNNY CARSON SAID TO LEE MARVIN "YOU'RE A WAR HERO.

約翰尼-卡森對李-馬文說："你是個戰地英雄。

他說，約翰尼，我... ...我不是一個戰友。

AND I WAS SITTING THERE BLEEDING I LOOKED DOWN ON THE BEACH AND I

我坐在那裡流著血，看著海灘上的人，我...

I SAW A BEACH MASTER THAT WAS GUIDING AND LANDING CRAFT WITH

我看到一個海灘大師，正在指導和降落的技巧與。

RED FLAGS UNDER ENEMY FIRE ON THE BEACH AT IWO JIMA.

在巖尾島海灘上，紅旗在敵人的炮火下。

THAT MAN WAS A WAR HERO, AND THAT MAN WAS SERGEANT BOB

那個人是個戰爭英雄，而那個人就是鮑勃中士。

THE GUY WE GREW UP WITH AS CAPTAIN KANGAROO GREW UP GUIDING

和我們一起長大的傢伙，作為姜格魯船長長大的指導。

IN LANDING CRAFT DURING THE INVASION OF IWO JIMA.

在IWO JIMA入侵期間的登陸工藝。

>> IF I WAS GOING TO BE ON "THE DICK CAVETT SHOW" WITH HIM, YOU

>> 如果我要和他一起上 "迪克-卡維特秀"，你就...

知道，就像如果我們都在同一個 -

>> THE QUESTION ABOUT IWO JIMA WOULD BE THE THIRD THING I WOULD

>> 關於IWO JIMA的問題將是我想問的第三件事。

BECAUSE I'D ACTUALLY LIKE TO KNOW FIRST WHO WAS THE VOICE OF

因為我真的很想知道誰是那個聲音的第一人。

AND, REALLY, COULD GRANDFATHER CLOCK ACTUALLY TALK LIKE THAT?

而且，真的，難道爺爺鍾真的會這樣說話嗎？

>> Stephen: THE QUESTION I WOULD ASK IS, "WHEN THE TRAIN

>> 斯蒂芬: 我想問的問題是，"當火車的時候

CAME AROUND PAST THE SILO FULL OF RICE KRISPIES WHY DIDN'T IT

走過滿滿的米飯片，為什麼不呢？

THAT'S WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR EVERY DAY BEFORE GOING TO

這就是我去之前每天都在等待的事情。

OTHERWISE WE WOULD HAVE GROWN UP THINKING THERE WERE SIMPLE

否則，我們就會認為，有簡單的成長。

>> Stephen:  I'D LOVE TO ASK YOU A MILLION QUESTIONS, BUT I

>> 斯蒂芬：我很想問你一百萬個問題，但我......。

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