WELCOME TO AN UNEXPECTEDLY LIVE "LATE SHOW"."

歡迎來到意想不到的現場 "晚間秀"。"

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

我是你的主播，史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

YOU KNOW HOW YOU KNOW IT'S LIVE?

你知道你怎麼知道它是活的嗎？

IF IT WASN'T LIVE, THEY WOULD HAVE EDITED OUT ALL THIS DEAD

如果它不是活的，他們就會把這些死的東西編輯出來

SPACE I'LL G GIVING YOU RIGHT NO I REALLY WANT TO DO THE SHOW

我會給你空間的，對不對，我真的很想做這個節目

WE'RE ABOUT TO DO AND I ALSO DON'T WANT TO DO THE SHOW WE'RE

我們要做的事，我也不想做我們的節目。

ABOUT TO DO BECAUSE LORD HAVE MERCY.

因為耶和華有仁慈，所以要做。

THERE ARE SOME DARK SUBJECTS THAT WE TALK LBOUT ON THE SHOW

我們在節目中談到了一些黑暗的話題。

OCCASIONALLY, BUT I'VE REALLY BEEN AS UPSET AS I AM TONIGHT.

偶爾，但我已經像今晚一樣不安了。

AND I'M SURE YOU ARE, TOO.

我相信你也是。

HEY, REPUBLICANS WHO SUPPORTED THIS PRESIDENT, ESPECIALLY THE

嘿，支持本主席的共和黨人，特別是支持本主席的那些人

ONES IN THE JOINT SESSION OF CONGRESS TODAY, HAVE YOU HAD

今天在國會聯席會議上的各位，你們有沒有想過

ENOUGH?

夠了嗎？

AFTER FIVE YEARS OF CODDLING THIS PRESIDENT'S FASCIST

在本主席的法西斯主義編纂了五年之後......。

RHETORIC, GUESS WHOSE FOLLOWERS WANT TO BURN DOWN THE REICHSTAG.

RHETORIC，猜猜是誰的追隨者想燒掉萊希斯塔格。

BECAUSE TODAY, THE U.S. CAPITOL WAS OVERRUN FOR THE FIRST TIME

因為今天，美國國會首次被攻破了

SINCE 1814, AND A WOMAN DIED.

自1814年以來，和一個女人死了。

WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?

誰能預見到這一切呢？

EVERYONE?

每個人？

EVEN DUMMIES LIKE ME.

即使是像我這樣的笨蛋。

THIS IS THE MOST SHOCKING, MOST TRAGIC, LEAST-SURPRISING THING

這是最令人震驚的，最傳奇的，最不令人驚訝的事情。

I'VE EVER SEEN.

我見過的。

FOR YEARS NOW, PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU COWARDS THAT IF YOU

多年來，人們一直在告訴你們這些懦夫，如果你們... ...

LET THE PRESIDENT LIE ABOUT OUR DEMOCRACY OVER AND OVER AND THEN

讓主席一次又一次地對我們的民主說謊，然後......。

JOIN HIM IN THAT LIE AND SAY HE'S RIGHT WHEN YOU KNOW FOR A

加入他的謊言，並說他是對的，而你知道的。

FACT THAT HE IS NOT, THERE WILL BE A TERRIBLE PRICE TO PAY.

事實上，他不是，這將是一個可怕的價格支付。

BUT YOU JUST NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE TO PAY IT, TOO.

但你從來沒有想過你要支付它，太。

I REALLY DO HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING THOSE TAX CUTS.

我真的希望你能享受這些減稅政策。

AND THOSE JUDGES, BECAUSE THOSE JUDGES ARE REALLY GOING TO BE

而這些法官，因為這些法官真的會是。

WORKING HARD.

努力工作。

THEY'RE GOING TO BE BUSY THROWING THESE IDIOTS IN JAIL.

他們會忙著把這些白痴送進監獄的。

AND BY "IDIOTS" I INCLUDE THE REPUBLICANS WHO LET THIS HAPPEN,

我所說的 "白痴 "包括讓這一切發生的共和黨人。

LIKE YOU SENATOR JOSH HAWLEY, RAISING YOUR STUPID FIST TO THE

像你這樣的參議員約什-霍利，舉起你的愚蠢的拳頭，對著天空。

MOB OUTSIDE THE CAPITOL.

首都外的MOB。

LOOK AT THAT.

看看這個。

IT'S LIKE BLACK POWER BUT THE OPPOSITE.

這就像黑色權力，但相反。

THERE REALLY SHOULD BE A NAME FOR THAT.

真的應該給它取個名字。

AND, OBVIOUSLY, HE HAS TO KEEP HIS FIST CLOSED, BECAUSE IF HE

而且，很明顯，他必須保持拳頭關閉，因為如果他

OPENED IT, YOU WOULD SEE ALL THE BLOOD ON HIS HANDS.

打開它，你會看到他手上的所有血跡。

SPEAKING OF WHICH, HOW ABOUT YOU, FOX NEWS?

說到這裡，你呢，福克斯新聞？

YOU THINK MAYBE YEARS OF PEDALING HIS CONSPIRACY THEORIES

你認為可能多年來，他的陰謀論已經過時了。

HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS?

和這個有什麼關係嗎？

OH, BUT COME ON, MAN.

哦，但來吧，男人。

YOU KNOW WE HAVE OUR OPINION SIDE AND OUR NEWS SIDE.

你知道我們有自己的觀點和新聞。

COME ON, WE'RE JUST TRYING TO TURN A COIN FOR UNCLE RUPEE,

別這樣，我們只是想為盧比叔叔換個硬幣。

SELL A FEW LUBRICATED CATHETERS.

出售一些潤滑的導管。

LIKE THOSE LUBRICATED CATH TERS YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN STICK

就像那些塗了潤滑油的CATH TERS一樣，你知道你可以粘在哪裡。

YOUR EXCUSES AND YOU CAN SKIP THE LUBRICATION.

你的藉口，你可以跳過潤滑。

IT'S THE THOUSANDS OF MAGA PROTESTERS WHO STORMED THE

數以千計的MAGA抗議者衝擊了美國國會大廈

CAPITOL BUILDING.

首都大廈。

IT'S A HORRIFYING DAY THAT WILL GO DOWN IN U.S. HISTORY, HOWEVER

這是一個可怕的日子，將載入美國曆史，然而。

MUCH LONGER THAT IS.

更長的時間是。

THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DESCRIBE THIS...

只有一種方式來描述這個... ...

>> LAW AND ORDER.

>> 法律和秩序。

>> Stephen: NOPE, THAT'S NOT IT.

>> Stephen:不，這不是它。

>> AMERICAN CARNAGE.

>> 美國嘉年華。

>> Stephen: THAT'S THE ONE.

>> 史蒂芬：就是這個。

JOHNNY, TELL THEM WHAT THEY WON.

約翰尼，告訴他們他們贏了什麼。

♪ ♪ ♪ >> A SECOND CIVIL WAR!

第二次世界大戰！

AND A BROYHILL DINETTE SET.

和一套BROYHILL餐具。

YOU'LL BE EATING IN STYLE IN THE SMOLDERING AFTER-SCAPE.

你會在火熱的鏡頭下吃得津津有味。

BACK TO YOU, STEVE!

回到你身邊，史蒂夫！

>> Stephen: YOU SEE, TODAY WAS THE CONSTITUTIONALLY MANDATED

>> 史蒂芬：你看，今天是憲法規定的。

FINAL STEP BEFORE A NEW PRESIDENT CAN GET INAUGURATED.

新總統就職前的最後一步：

A JOINT SESSION OF CONGRESS TO BASICALLY RUBBER STAMP THE

國會聯席會議，以基本印製橡皮圖章。

ELECTORAL VOTES.

選舉投票：

EXCEPT THIS TIME, OVER 100 G.O.P. HOUSE MEMBERS AND AT

除了這次，超過100名G.O.P.議院成員和在......。

LEAST 13 G.O.P. SENATORS DECIDED TO REJECT SOME STATES' ELECTION

至少13名G.O.P.參議員決定拒絕一些州的選舉。

RESULTS OVER ALLEGED VOTER IRREGULARITIES.

關於所謂的投票人不規範的結果：

THOSE SAME SUPPOSED VOTER IRREGULARITIES THAT RUDY

這些假定的選民規則，魯迪。

GIULIANI FAILED TO PROVE TO A SINGLE JUDGE, NO MATTER HOW

GIULIANI未能向一名法官證明，無論如何，

PASSIONATELY HE FARTED.

熱情的他屁顛屁顛的。

WELL, THIS MORNING, AT A MAGA RALLY RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WHITE

好了，今天早上，在一個馬格納集會上，就在白宮的外面

HOUSE, THE PRESIDENT INCITED THE MOB TO MARCH ON THE CAPITOL

眾議院，主席煽動暴民向國會進軍

BUILDING.

建築物：

>> WE'RE GOING TO THE CAPITOL, AND WE'RE GOING TO TRY AND GIVE

>> 我們要去首都，我們要去嘗試和給予。

THE DEMOCRATS ARE HOPELESS.

民主黨人是無望的。

THEY'RE NEVER VOTING FOR ANYTHING, NOT EVEN ONE VOTE.

他們永遠不會投票給任何事情，甚至沒有一票。

BUT WE'RE GOING TO TRY AND GIVE OUR REPUBLICANS, THE WEAK ONES,

但我們要試著給我們的共和黨人，弱者。

BECAUSE THE STRONG ONES DON'T NEED ANY OF OUR HELP.

因為強者們不需要我們的幫助。

WE'RE GOING TO TRY AND GIVE THEM THE KIND OF PRIDE AND BOLDNESS

我們要試著給他們那種自豪感和勇氣

THAT THEY NEED TO TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY.

他們需要奪回我們的國家。

SO LET'S WALK DOWN PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE.

讓我們沿著賓夕法尼亞大道走一圈吧。

WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN, AND I'LL BE THERE WITH YOU.

我們要走下去，我會和你一起去。

WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN...

我們要走下來... ...

WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN ANYONE YOU WANT, BUT I THINK RIGHT

我們會把你想殺的人都殺了，但我覺得就在這裡。

HERE, WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN TO THE CAPITOL.

在這裡，我們要走到首都去。

>> Stephen: FOR THE RECORD, IF I SAID THAT, I WOULD BE ARRESTED

>> 斯蒂芬。記錄在案，如果我這麼說，我會被逮捕的

FOR INCITING A RIOT.

因為煽動暴動。

BUT OF COURSE YOU CAN'T ARREST THE PRESIDENT FOR 15 MORE DAYS.

但你當然不能再逮捕總統15天。

AND HIS FOLLOWERS DID WHAT HE TOLD THEM TO DO: BEHAVE IN A WAY

和他的追隨者做了什麼，他告訴他們做。行為方式

THAT'S-- WHAT'S THE WORD?

那是... ... 什麼詞？

DEPLORABLE.

可拆卸。

THEY MARCHED DOWN PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE AND STORMED THE

他們沿著賓夕法尼亞大道遊行，並衝進教堂。

BARRICADES.

路障：

LOOK AT THAT.

看看這個。

YOU STILL THINK WALLS WORK?

你還認為牆能用嗎？

FRIGHTENED HILL STAFFERS WERE TOLD TO EVACUATE THE MADISON

驚恐的山莊員工被告知要撤離麥迪遜。

BUILDING, AS WELL AS THE CANON HOUSE OFFICE BUILDING WITH

大樓，以及卡農大廈辦公大樓，並配有以下設施。

CAPITOL POLICE GOING DOOR BY DOOR, RUNNING DOWN THE HALLWAYS.

首都警察逐門而入，在走廊上奔跑。

THAT'S A VERY UPSETTING PAUL REVERE REMIX.

這是一個非常令人不安的 保羅・裡弗REEMIX。

"THE RED HATS ARE COMING!

"紅帽子 "來了！

THE RED HATS ARE COMING!" ( SIGHS )

紅帽子來了！"（嘆氣）。

STAFFERS WERE TOLD TO GO TO UNDERGROUND TUNNELS AND TAKE

工作人員被要求前往地下隧道，並取走

ESCAPE HOODS TO PROTECT THEM FROM INHAILING ANYTHING

逃學生屋，以保護他們免受任何東西的傷害。

DANGEROUS.

危險的。

WELL, THAT'S A BIT OF A SURPRISE.

嗯，這是一個有點驚訝。

FROM THE LOOK OF THOSE RIOTERS, I WOULD HAVE GUESSED THEY WERE

從那些暴徒的表情來看，我還以為他們是... ...

THE ONES WEARING HOODZ.

穿著罩子的人。

AFTER THE MOB SWARMED INSIDE THE BUILDING, CAPITOL POLICE

在暴徒在大樓內蜂擁而至後，首都警察局

RELEASED TEAR GAS INTO THE ROTUNDA.

向ROTUNDA釋放了催淚瓦斯。

LITTLE LATE, FELLAS.

有點晚了，夥計們。

THAT'S LIKE CLOSING THE BARN DOOR AFTER THE COW HAS TRIED TO

這就像在牛嘗試過後關上穀倉的門一樣。

VIOLENTLY OVERTHROW THE FARM.

暴力推翻農場。

A MOO-DE' TA, IF YOU WILL.

一個MOO -DE'TA，如果你願意。

AND I HOPE YOU WON'T.

我希望你不要這樣做

THEN THESE IDIOTS BROKE INTO THE SENATE CHAMBER, INCLUDING THIS

然後這些白痴闖進了參議院，包括這個。

GUY, WHO STOOD AT THE PODIUM.

駐紮在PODIUM的傢伙。

REMEMBER THIS MORNING THE NEWS WAS ALL SAYING DEMOCRATS NOW

記得今天早上的新聞都在說民主黨人了。

CONTROL THE SENATE?

控制參議院？

I'M GOING TO SAY THAT REPORT WAS A LITTLE PREMATURE.

我要說的是，那份報告有點太早了。

"THE LATE SHOW"" IS READY TO PROJECT SENATE CONTROL HAS

"晚間秀 "準備投射參議院控制權了

PASSED TO MAJORITY LEADER SHIRTLESS FREAK IN A VIKING HAT.

傳給多數派領袖，戴著維京帽的無名小卒。

NOW, AGAIN, CONGRESS WAS IN A JOINT SESSION TO RECEIVE THE

現在，國會又一次在聯合會議上接受了《華盛頓郵報》的採訪。

ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTES, CONFIRMING THAT JOSEPH R. BIDEN

選舉學院投票，確認JOSEPH R.BIDEN

WOULD BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES.

將是這些美國的下一任總統。

BUT ALL OF THIS REPUBLICAN-GENERATED CHAOS LED

但所有這些共和黨製造的混亂導致了

TO AN EVACUATION OF THE CHAMBERS.

疏散各大會堂。

AND LEGISLATORS WERE HUSTLED TO SECURE LOCATIONS TO SHELTER IN

和立法者們被趕到安全的地方去避難。

PLACE.

場所：

A QUESTION FOR THE REPUBLICAN SENATORS WHO HELPED FOMENT THIS

問問那些幫助我們的共和黨參議員們。

INSURRECTION: WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY?

保險：你為什麼要逃跑？

I MEAN, THESE ARE YOUR PEEPS.

我是說，這些都是你的小便。

THEY LOVE YOU.

他們愛你。

WHY DIDN'T YOU HANG OUT WITH YOUR BUDDIES, MARSHA BLACKBURN,

你為什麼不和你的朋友們一起玩呢，MARSHA BLACKBURN。

KELLY LOEFFLER, RON JOHNSON, JOHN "NOT THAT KENNEDY" KENNEDY.

凱利-勒夫勒，朗姆-約翰遜，約翰-肯尼迪 "不是那個肯尼迪"-肯尼迪。

YOU CAN RUN ALL YOU WANT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES BUT YOU CAN

你可以在你的餘生中盡情地奔跑，但你可以做到

NEVER ESCAPE THE RESPONSIBILITY OF WHAT YOU BROUGHT UPON

永遠不要逃避你所承擔的責任。

AMERICAN DEMOCRACY TODAY.

今天的美國民主黨。

AND THIS WAS NEVER SOME SORT OF PEACEFUL PROTEST.

這絕不是什麼和平的抗議。

THIS WAS CHARLOTTESVILLE COME HOME TO ROOST ON CAPITOL HILL.

這是查洛特維爾在國會山的家。

LOOK AT THESE THUGS.

看看這些東西。

A GUY IN A QANON T-SHIRT CHASING A CAPITOL SECURITY OFFICER UP

一個穿坎農T恤的人在追趕一個首都的保安人員

FLIGHT AFTER FLIGHT OF STAIRS.

階梯飛行後的飛行。

NOTHING TO SEE HERE, FOLKS.

沒什麼可看的，夥計們。

JUST A CROWD OF ANGRY WHITE PEOPLE CHASING A BLACK MAN.

只是一群憤怒的白人在追趕一個黑人。

REMUND ME: ARE WE GREAT AGAIN YET?

REMUND ME:我們又偉大了嗎？

THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT FINALLY RESPONDED WITH A STRONG SHOW OF

司法部最終以強有力的姿態作出迴應

FORCE-- I'M SORRY, NO, JIM, THAT'S FEDERAL POLICE TEAR

部隊 -- 對不起，不，吉姆，那是聯邦警察的眼淚。

GASSING PEACEFUL PROTESTERS SO THAT THE PRESIDENT COULD DO A

炮擊和平示威者，讓總統可以做一個......。

PHOTO OP.

照片OP：

JIM, DO WE HAVE THE ACTUAL RESPONSE, A PHOTO?

吉姆，我們有實際的答覆嗎，一張照片？

THERE YOU GO.

你去那裡。

NOPE, I'M SORRY.

不，我很抱歉。

NO, THAT'S DURING THE B.L.M.

不，那是在B. L. M.

PROTESTS WHERE TROOPS WERE GUARDING A STATUE OF LINCOLN

軍隊守衛林肯雕像的抗議活動。

FROM BLACK PEOPLE.

來自黑人的：

NOW, IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT KIND OF AMERICANS WOULD TRY

現在，如果你想知道什麼是美國人的嘗試

TO VIOLENTLY OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT, YOU GUESS IT.

用暴力推翻政府，你猜對了。

IT'S THIS KIND.

就是這樣的。

IS IT JUST ME OR DOES THAT THING ALWAYS SEEM TO SHOW UP AT ONLY

是我的錯，還是那個東西總是出現在只在

THE WORST EVENTS.

最壞的事件：

YOU NEVER READ, "THE CONFEDERATE FLAG WAS SEEN TODAY WAVING OVER

你從來沒有讀過，"今天聯邦國旗被發現在上空飄揚

FREE YOGA IN THE PARK.

公園裡的免費瑜伽。

ONE OF THESE DOMESTIC TERRORISTS EVEN BROKE INTO SPEAKER PELOSI'S

其中一個國內的恐怖分子甚至闖入了演講者佩洛西的家。

OFFICE AND PUT HIS FEET UP ON HER DESK.

辦公室，把他的腳放在她的辦公桌上。

ANOTHER ONE TOOK TO THE SENATE DAIS AND REPORTEDLY IDEAL,

另一個人到了參議院議院，報告說很理想。

"TRUMP WON THAT ELECTION!" LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT

"川普贏得了選舉！"女士們，先生們，我現在介紹的是

THE FRONT-RUNNERS FOR THE 2024 REPUBLICAN NOMINATION.

2024年共和黨提名的領跑者：

OVER AT THE HOUSE CHAMBER, THERE WAS AN ARMED STANDOFF BETWEEN

在眾議院會議廳，發生了一場武裝對峙。

POLICE AND RIOTERS AT THE CHAMBER DOOR.

警察和暴徒在大廳門口。

WELL, THANK GOODNESS IT WAS JUST A WHITE PERSON WITH A GUN OUT

好吧，謝天謝地，這只是一個白人拿著槍出來的。

THERE.

在那裡。

IF IT WERE A BLACK GUY WITH A CAN OF ICED TEA, IT MIGHT HAVE

如果是一個黑人拿著一罐冰茶，它可能會有

ESCALATED.

升級：

NOW, AN HOUR AND A HALF AFTER THE CAPITOL HAD BEEN STORMED,

現在，一個半小時後， 首都已經被攻破。

PRESIDENT JEFFERSON DU FUS FINALLY WEIGHED IN TWEETING, "I

主席JEFFERSON DU FUS最後在微博上說："我。

AM ASKING FOR EVERYONE AT THE U.S. CAPITOL TO REMAIN

我要求在美國首都的所有人都保持冷靜。

PEACEFUL."

和平的。"

NOTE THE WORD "REMAIN."

注意 "剩下 "這個詞。

HE DIDN'T SAY LEAVE.

他沒有說離開。

HE SAID STAY THERE AND REMAIN PEACEFUL.

他說，留在那裡，保持和平。

PEACEFUL LIKE THIS?

像這樣的和平？

I AM CALLING FOR ALL OF THE TOOTHPASTE TO QUIETLY RETURN TO

我呼籲所有的牙膏都安靜地回到...

THE TUBE PEACEFULLY.

管子和平地。

WHILE HE WHO STARTED THIS COULD NOT BRING HIMSELF TO STOP IT, WE

雖然始作俑者無法阻止它，但我們...

HEARD A VERY DIFFERENT MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT-ELECT WHO

從當選主席那裡聽到了截然不同的資訊，他說："我知道，我知道。

ISSUED A CHALLENGE TO THE TRAITOR IN CHIEF.

向訓練員總司令發出挑戰。

>> I CALL ON PRESIDENT TRUMP TO GO ON NATIONAL TELEVISION NOW TO

>> 我呼籲特朗普總統現在就上全國電視，以。

FULFILL HIS OATH AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION AND DEMAND AN END

履行誓言，捍衛憲法，要求結束。

TO THIS SIEGE.

到這一階段。

>> Stephen: THAT'S AN INTERESTING PLOI-- LURING THE

>> Stephen:這是一個有趣的PLI -- 誘導的。

PRESIDENT OUT OF HIDING WITH THE PROMISE OF NATIONAL TV IS LIKE

承諾在全國電視上播放的總統出隱，就像... ...

PUTTING A LITTLE PIECE OF CHEESE IN A TRAP FOR A RAT.

把一小塊奶酪放在老鼠的陷阱裡。

ALTHOUGH, YOU COULD PROBABLY CATCH THE PRESIDENT WITH CHEESE,

雖然，你可能會捕捉到總統與奶酪。

TOO.

太。

JUST A FEW MOMENTS AFTER BIDEN STEPPED OFFSTAGE, THE

就在比登走下臺後的幾秒鐘，

VIOLENCE-STOKER IN THE WHITE HOUSE DID RELEASE A VIDEO WHERE

白宮的暴力掮客確實發佈了一段視頻，在視頻中：

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO CALM THINGS DOWN BUT INSTEAD, HE...

他本該讓事情平息下來，但他卻...

REITERATED HIS FALSE CLAIM THAT THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN FROM HIM

重申他關於選舉被竊取的虛假說法。

SEVERAL TIMES, AND ENDED BY SAYING THIS TO THE THE RIOTERS:

多次，並結束了說這對暴徒。

>> SO GO HOME.

>> 所以回家吧。

WE LOVE YOU.

我們愛你。

YOU'RE VERY SPECIAL.

你是很特別的。

>> Stephen: BOY, THAT IS A REALLY WEIRD THING TO SAY TO

>> Stephen:夥計，這是一個真正的怪異的說法，以

RIOTERS.

RIOTERS：

AND I'M GUESSING TOUGH FOR ERIC TO HEAR.

而且我猜測很難讓埃裡克聽到。

"DAD!

"爸爸！

I'M SORRY I DIDN'T RIOT!

我很抱歉我沒有暴動！

LOVE ME, TOO!

也愛我！

I'M SPECIAL."

我是特殊的。"

HOT TIP FOR THE RIOTERS BY THE WAY: I KNOW YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE

給路邊的暴徒的熱心提示：我知道你們不喜歡。

TO BE TOLD TO WEAR MASKS, BUT THOSE MASKS REALLY WOULD HAVE

被告知要戴口罩，但這些口罩真的會有。

COME IN HANDY WHEN YOU'RE GETTING YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WHILE

當您在拍照的時候，請隨手進來。

YOU'RE BREAKING THE LAW.

你違反了法律。

AND YOU KNOW THE PEOPLE YOU WERE DOING ALL OF THIS SUPPOSEDLY TO

你知道你做這些事的人應該...

HELP?

幫助？

WELL, THOSE FOLKS ARE OUT OF POWER NOW.

好了，這些傢伙現在已經失去了權力。

THEY CAN'T PROTECT YOU.

他們不能保護你。

AS A MATTER OF FACT, THEY HID IN THE BASEMENT FROM YOU, AND THEY

事實上，他們躲在地下室裡，不讓你知道，而且他們還

WILL TURN ON YOU IN A SECOND BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IN NOTHING

因為他們什麼都不相信，所以會在一瞬間背叛你

BUT THEMSELVES.

但他們自己。

SPEAKING OF BELIEVING IN NOTHING, A REMINDER THAT THE

說到 "不相信"，我想提醒大家的是，"不相信 "是指 "相信"。

PRESIDENT SAID THIS TO YOU: >> WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN--

主席對你說過，"我們要走下..:>> 我們要走下來 --

AND I'LL BE THERE WITH YOU-- WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN...

我會和你一起去的 -- 我們要走下去... ...

( CHEERING ) WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN ANYONE

我們要打敗任何人

YOU WANT, BUT I THINK RIGHT HERE.

你想，但我認為在這裡。

WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN TO THE CAPITOL.

我們要走到首都去。

>> Stephen: HE KEPT SAYING, "WE," BUT HE DIDN'T GO WITH YOU.

>> 他一直說 "我們"，但他沒有和你一起去。

HE DOES NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU.

他根本不關心你。

HE WENT HOME TO WATCH IT ON TV.

他回家看電視。

YOU'RE JUST ENTERTAINMENT FOR HIM.

你只是他的娛樂。

AND, OF COURSE, A STEADY STREAM OF MERCHANDISE SALES.

當然，還有源源不斷的商品銷售。

ANYWAY...

反正...

THIS ISN'T HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS.

這是不如何這一切的作品。

WE DON'T DECIDE ELECTIONS ON WHO'S MOST UPSET.