NOW, YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHAT'S GOING ON AND WHY WE SUDDENLY

現在，你可能想知道發生了什麼事，為什麼我們只是...

LOOK SO FABULOUS.

看上去很美。

IT'S BECAUSE TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL AND MOST AUSPICIOUS DAY.

因為今天是一個非常特殊的、最令人意外的日子。

A DAY OF WONDER, A DAY OF EXCITEMENT, A DAY OF FEDORAS,

驚奇的一天，興奮的一天，費多拉斯的一天。

CELEBRATION, AND MORE FEDORAS.

慶祝活動，和更多的FEDORAS。

TODAY WE CELEBRATE THE BIRTHDAY OF OUR FAVORITE FASHION ICON.

今天我們要慶祝我們最愛的時尚偶像的生日。

I AM, OF COURSE, TALKING ABOUT DIANE KEATON.

我當然是在說黛安-基頓的事了

IT WILL COME AS NO SURPRISE THAT DIANE'S BIRTHDAY IS ALWAYS THE

戴安娜的生日總是在這一天，這不會讓人感到驚訝。

BIGGEST DAY OF THE YEAR AT THE SHOW.

今年展會上最盛大的一天。

EVERY YEAR WE DO SOMETHING GREAT.

每年我們都會做一些偉大的事情。

AND WITH THIS YEAR BEING HER 75TH BIRTHDAY, WE PULLED OUT ALL

今年是她的75歲生日，我們把所有的東西都拿出來了。

THE STOPS.

擋板。

NOW, UNFORTUNATELY, WE'VE SINCE HAD TO SCALE BACK ON THIS EVENT.

現在，不幸的是，我們已經不得不縮減這次活動。

NONE OF US ARE TOGETHER, BUT WE STILL WANTED TO DO A

我們都不在一起，但我們仍然想做一個。

LITTLE SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE.

一點點的東西慶祝。

AND, IT SEEMED ONLY FITTING WE HONOR THIS PANTSUIT GODDESS BY

而且，似乎我們用以下方式來紀念這位褲裝女神再合適不過了。

HOSTING OUR VERY OWN DRESS LIKE YOUR FAVORITE DIANE KEATON STAFF

舉辦我們自己的禮服，就像你最喜歡的DIANE KEATON的工作人員一樣。

CHALLENGE.

CHALLENGE：

>> DIANE KEATON STAFF CHALLENGE...

>> 戴安-基頓員工挑戰賽... ...

>> Announcer: NOW, IAN AND REGGIE HAVE GRACIOUSLY

>> 播音員：現在，IAN和REGGIE已經大大方方地...

OFFERED TO HELP ME JUDGE TODAY'S STAFFER LOOKS.

願意幫助我評判今天的工作人員的樣子。

BUT BEFORE WE DO THAT, LET'S DISCUSS THE GORGEOUS DIANE

但在這之前，讓我們先來討論一下美麗的戴安。

KEATON MOMENT WE'RE ALL HAVING.

KEATON的時刻，我們都有。

WE'RE ALL DIANE KEATON IN "THE FIRST WIVES CLUB."

我們都是 "第一夫人俱樂部 "裡的黛安-基頓。

LOOK AT US.

看看我們。

HOW ARE WE FEELING?

我們感覺如何？

>> ME?

>> ME?

HOW AM I FEELING?

我感覺如何？

( LAUGHTER ) OH, I DON'T KNOW.

（笑）哦，我不知道。

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: LOOK AT THIS.

（笑） >> 詹姆斯：看看這個。

IMAGINE IF SOMEONE JUST TUNED IN AT THIS MOMENT RIGHT NOW.

想象一下，如果有人只是在此刻調入。

NOW, LOOK, IT'S GOING TO BE DIFFICULT FOR ANYONE TO BEAT OUR

現在，看，這將是困難的 任何人都可以擊敗我們的

DIANE KEATON VIBE, BUT WE'RE NOT IN THE COMPETITION.

戴安-基頓的氛圍，但我們不在競爭中。

SO WE'LL LET THEM TRY.

所以，我們會讓他們嘗試。

JOINING US FROM HOME ARE SIX "THE LATE LATE SHOW" STAFFERS,

六位 "遲來的晚間秀 "的工作人員從家裡加入我們。

ALL OF WHOM ARE ADORNED IN THEIR FAVORITE DIANE KEATON FIT.

所有的人都穿上了他們最喜歡的戴安娜-基頓的衣服。

OKAY, THERE WERE NO REAL PRARMINGTS WHEN CHOOSING WHICH

好吧，有沒有真正的預調劑時，選擇哪一個。

DIANE KEATON WE WERE GOING TO BE, ONLY THAT EACH PERSON'S LOOK

戴安-基頓 我們本來就是這樣，只是每個人的造型不同而已

BE INSPIRED BY ONE OF DIANE'S OWN, OKAY.

從戴安娜的作品中獲得靈感，好嗎？

SO JOINING US FIRST IS LOUIE, WHO IS A WRITER ON THE SHOW, AND

首先加入我們的是LOUIE，她是本節目的編劇，還有... ...

HE WILL BE RE-CREATING THIS ICONIC LOOK FROM ANNIE HALL.

他將重現安妮-霍爾的這個標誌性造型。

SO LET'S SEE HOW LOUIE DID.

所以，讓我們來看看LOUIE是如何做的。

OH, IT'S GOOD.

哦，這是很好的。

OH, IT'S VERY GOOD LOUIE.

哦，這是非常好的LOUIE。

HOW DO YOU FEEL?

你感覺如何？

>> I FEEL GREAT.

>> 我感覺很好。

THIS IS 2021 LOUIE.

這是2021年的LOUIE。

>> I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM CHASING A LOBSTER AROUND THE KITCHEN.

>> 我想看看他在廚房裡追逐一條龍蝦的樣子。

I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM GETTING FLUSTERED IN THE STREETS OF

我想看看他在大街上被打花的樣子。

NEW YORK.

紐約：

I THINK HE LOOKS FANTASTIC.

我覺得他看起來棒極了。

.>> James: REGGIE?

.>>詹姆斯。REGGIE?

>> Reggie: YEAH, I THINK IT'S SHOCKINGLY ACCURATE.

>> 是的，我認為它的準確性令人震驚。

I WOULD SAY THAT I AM MISSING THAT HIGH WAISTLINE, YOU KNOW,

我想說的是，我很想念那個高腰線，你知道的。

THAT REALLY HIGH WAIST WITH A BELT, WITH A SMALL BELT.

那個真正的高腰帶，帶著小腰帶。

I THINK THAT WOULD REALLY KIND OF FINISH OFF THE OUTFIT.

我覺得這樣就能給這套衣服畫上一個圓滿的句號。

>> James: WELL, LOOK, IT'S TIME TO AT THE SIDE WHAT WE GIVE

>> 詹姆斯。好了，聽著，是時候在邊上我們給什麼了

THIS LOOK.

這個樣子。

EACH JUDGE HAS TWO CARDS WITH THEM THAT HAVE BEEN SENT TO YOUR

每位評審員都有兩張卡片，已經寄到您的郵箱。

HOME.

家。

SO WE HAVE A GLAD KEATON AND A MAD KEATON.

所以，我們有一個高興的基頓和一個瘋狂的基頓。

SINCE WE KNOW THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A MAD DIANE KEATON,

既然我們知道沒有瘋狂的黛安・基頓這回事，那我們就去找他吧。

INSTEAD, WE WILL BE USING A PHOTO OF MICHAEL KEATON AT THE

但是，我們將使用邁克爾-基頓的照片在會議上

POINT THAT HE REALIZED HE DID NOT WIN BEST ACTOR AT THE OSCARS

他意識到自己沒有獲得奧斯卡最佳男演員的觀點。

AND EDDIE REDMAYNE WON.

和EDDIE REDMAYNE贏得。

SO YOU'VE GOT A GLAD AND MAD KEATON.

所以，你有一個悲傷和瘋狂的基頓。

REGGIE, LET'S VIEW FIRST.

瑞吉，我們先看一下

ARE YOU MAD KEATON OR GLAD KEATON?

你是MAD KEATON還是GLAD KEATON?

>> Reggie: I'M GOING TO GO GLAD.

>> 雷吉：我要去高興了。

IT'S A REALLY GOOD EFFORT.

這是一個非常好的努力。

>> James: IAN?

>> 詹姆斯。IAN?

>> Ian: MY GRANNY HALL ALWAYS TOLD ME TO GIVE LOUIE A GLAD

>> 伊恩：我的GRANNY HALL總是告訴我，給LOUIE一個驚喜。

KEATON.

KEATON.

>> James: IT'S THREE GLAD KEATONS.

>> 詹姆斯。It's three GLAD KEATONS.

WELL DONE, LOUIE, YOU CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THAT.

幹得好，LOUIE，你不能得到更好的。

NEXT WE'RE GOING TO SUSAN.

接下來我們要去找蘇珊。

SUSAN, IN MANY WAYS, IS "THE LATE LATE SHOW"'S OWN DIANE

蘇珊，在很多方面，是 "晚間秀 "中的戴安

KEATON AND SHE'S DONE WITH -- GONE WITH THIS CHIC KEATON OUT

KEATON和她做了 - 與這個別緻的KEATON走了出來。

IN THE WILD LOOK.

在野外尋找。

LET'S SEE HOW SHE DID.

讓我們看看她是怎麼做的。

OH, SUSAN!

哦，蘇珊！

>> Reggie: DAMN!

>> 雷吉：DAMN!

>> James: I CAN'T EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE THERE, SUSAN.

>> 詹姆斯。我甚至不能告訴那裡的差異，蘇珊。

I REALLY REALLY CAN'T.

我真的真的不能。

HOW DID YOU FEEL IN THIS LEVEL OF FLAIR, SUSAN?

你覺得這種級別的風度如何，Susan？

>> I FEEL FANTASTIC.

>> 我感覺好極了。

I FEEL I'M A NATURAL KEATON BY NATURE.

我覺得我是個天生的凱頓，天生的。

IT JUST COMES NATURAL TO ME.

它只是自然而然地給我。

>> James: REGGIE, ARE WE GLAD OR ARE WE MAD?

>> 詹姆斯：REGGIE，我們是高興還是生氣？

>> I'M PRETTY GLAD.

>> 我很高興。

AGAIN, I'M MISSING THE HIGH WASTEDNESS WHERE THERE'S A LOT

再一次，我錯過了高浪費的地方，其中有許多

OF LOW 90s WAIST GOING OBSERVE.

的低90年代腰部去觀察。

BUT I'M GOING TO GIVE A GLAD BECAUSE IT'S PRETTY SHOCKING.

但我要去給一個高興，因為這是非常令人震驚的。

>> James: IT'S A GLAD KEATON.

>> 詹姆斯。It's A GLAD KEATON.

IAN?

IAN？

>> I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST.

>> 我必須要誠實。

I'M MISSING THE BELT.

我的腰帶不見了

I'M MISSING THE BIG BELT, YOU KNOW.

我缺少大皮帶，你知道嗎？

BELT WAS A LITTLE BIT BIGGER.

腰帶有點大。

IT'S BIG, BUT I WISH IT WAS A LITTLE BIT BIGGER HOLDING

它很大，但我希望它能再大一點，持有

TOGETHER THE PARTS THAT ARE EQUAL ZINNIA AND CLASSY THAT

團結的部分，是平等的ZINNIA和經典的是

MAKES DIANE KEATON SO I HAVE TO GIVE IT A MAD KEATON.

讓戴安-基頓，所以我必須給它一個瘋狂的基頓。

I'M SORRY.

對不起。

>> James: WOW, I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

>> 詹姆斯。哇，我沒有看到那個來了。

SUSAN,IVE GIVEN YOU A GLAD KEATON.

蘇珊，我給了你一個快樂的基頓。

TWO OUT OF THREE.

三局兩勝

WELL DONE.

做得很好。

NEXT UP, WE HAVE CECE ALSO RECREATING THE ICONIC

接下來，我們有CECE也重現了標誌性的... ...

ANNIE HALL.

安妮-霍爾：

LET'S SEE HOW SHE DID.

讓我們看看她是怎麼做的。

JUDGES ANY COMMENTS?

評審們有什麼意見嗎？

>> I THINK IT WOULD BE CECE24-7, 364.

>> 我想應該是CECE24 -7，364。

>> Reggie: IN MY CECE PERSPECTIVE I ALWAYS GO FOR

>> 雷吉：在我的CECE視角下，我總是選擇。

DEVILLE, BUT IN THIS CASE I THINK WE'RE DOING REALLY NEW

DEVILLE，但在這種情況下，我認為我們正在做全新的。

CECE TERRITORY.

這是一個領土。

>> James: WE'VE GOT TWO ANNIE HALLS.

>> 詹姆斯。我們有兩個安妮・哈爾斯。

SO THIS CALLS FOR A HAUL-OFF, AND ONLY ONE CAN MAKE IT

所以，這就需要一個牽引，只有一個人能做到這一點

THROUGH.

通過：

CAN WE SEE IT SIDE BY SIDE?

我們能看到它的側面嗎？

>> LA TI DA.

>> LA TI DA。

LA TI DA.

LA TI DA。

OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO.

好吧，我要去。

I'M GOING TO GO.

我要去。

OKAY.

好的。

>> I'M GOING WITH LOUIE.

>> 我要和LOUIE一起去。

THE LA TI DA SOLD ME.

拉提達賣給我了。

>> James: I'M GOING WITH CECE.

>> 詹姆斯。我要和CECE一起去。

REGGIE, IT'S UP TO YOU.

雷吉，這取決於你。

>> Reggie: LOUIE, ONLY BECAUSE TO HAVE THE VEST CUT -- ONLY

>> LOUIE，只是因為有馬甲切 - 只是

BECAUSE OF THE VEST CUT, THE ROUNDED PART, THAT'S WHAT DOES

因為背心的剪裁，圓潤的部分，那是什麼做的。

IT.

IT：

>> James: LOUIE, YOU'RE DONE.

>> 詹姆斯。路易，你完成了。

CECE, YOU'RE OUT.

CECE，你出局了。

NEXT TO JOEL WHO RECREATES THE CLASSIC KEATON POWER SUIT.

旁邊的喬爾再現了經典的凱頓動力裝。

THAT'S WHAT IT SHOULD LOOK LIKE.

這就是它應該的樣子。

LET'S SEEO JOEL'S.

讓我們來看看喬爾的。

WOW, YOU LOOK LIKE JULIAN ASSANGE.

哇，你看起來像朱利安-阿桑奇。

( LAUGHTER ) THIS COULD BE MICHAEL KEATON IN

這可能是邁克爾-基頓在。

BATMAN.

BATMAN.

I'M GOING TO SAY, JOEL, I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT.

我要說的是，喬爾，我很感激你的努力。

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A MAD KEATON.

我要給你一個瘋狂的基頓。

>> I'M GOING MAD, TOO.

>> 我也快瘋了。

THE SUIT ISN'T FITTED.

西裝不合適。

I WANT TO SEE IT HUG IN THE CURVES.

我想看看它的曲線。

DIANE KEATON WOULDN'T EVER STEP OUT IN SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T FIT

戴安-基頓絕不會穿不合適的衣服出門

HER FORM UNLESS SHE DELIBERATELY HEADED OUT IN A BAGGY KHAKI

HER FORM UNLESS SHE DELIBERATELY HEADED OUT IN A BAGGY KHAKI

ENSEMBLE IN "SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE," SO I'VE GOT TO GIVE IT A

"總得給點什麼，所以我得給點什麼 "中的ENSEMBLE。

BAD KEATON.

BAD KEATON.

>> James: REGGIE?

>> 詹姆斯。REGGIE?

MAD ABOUT YOU.

為你而瘋狂

>> James: IT'S A MAD KEATON.

>> 詹姆斯:It's a MAD KEATON.

SORRY, JOEL.

對不起，喬爾。

NEXT UP, WIN ANY, WHO IS RE-CREATING THIS LESSEN BUT

下一步，贏得任何，誰是RE-CREATING這LESSEN BUT。

EXTREMELY GREAT KEATON.

非常偉大的基頓。

VERY GOOD.

非常好。

I SHOULD ALSO SAY IT'S WINNIE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.

我也應該說這是今天WINNIE的生日。

WINNIE, DID YOU ALWAYS KNOW THAT YOU SHARED A BIRTHDAY WITH DIANE

溫妮，你一直都知道你和黛安過生日嗎？

KEATON?

KEATON?

>> OH, YEAH.

>> 哦，是的。

YEAH, SHE'S THE CAPRICORN QUEEN.

是的，她是摩羯座女王。

SHE'S MY BIRTHDAY TWIN.

她是我的生日雙胞胎。

OF COURSE, I DID.

當然，我做到了。

>> James: IS THIS HOW YOU IMAGINED YOU WOULD BE SPENDING

>> 詹姆斯。這是你想象中的你將如何度過。

THIS BIRTHDAY, WINNIE.

這個生日，WINNIE。

>> THIS IS ACTUALLY BETTER.

>> 這實際上是更好的。

I THINK THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO SPEND MY BIRTHDAY.

我認為這是最好的方式來度過我的生日。

>> James: OKAY.

>> 詹姆斯。好的。

I'M GOING TO DUCK POINTS HERE BECAUSE WINNIE'S KEPT HER

我要去鴨子點在這裡，因為WINNIE的保持她。

ORIGINAL HAIR WHICH DOES DETRACT SOMEWHAT BUT IT IS WINNIE'S

原創的頭髮，其中做去掉一些，但它是WINNIE的。

BIRTHDAY, SO I'M GIVING YOU A GLAD KEATON.

生日，所以我給你一個悲傷的基頓。

OKAY.

好的。

IAN.

IAN。

>> THE HOLD ON THE CHICO'S IS PERFECT, THE BERET IS PERFECT.

>>對CHICO'S的控股是完美的，BERET是完美的。

SHE'S NOT WEARING LINEN, BUT IT'S STILL SCREAMING LINEN TO

她不穿亞麻布，但它仍然尖叫亞麻布到

ME.

我。

I'M GIVING IT A GLAD KEATON.

我正在給它一個GLAD KEATON。

>> James: REG.

>> 詹姆斯。REG.

>> Reggie: I'M GOING TO GIVE A NICE ONE, NOT BECAUSE IT'S YOUR

>> 我要給一個好的，不是因為它是你的。

BIRTHDAY BUT BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.

生日，但因為這是你的生日。

>> James: THAT'S THREE GLAD CEETENS.

>> 詹姆斯。那是三顆高興的心。

FINALLY, CARTER RE-CREATING THIS STUNNING PLAID MOMENT FROM THE

最後，卡爾特重現了這個來自於 "大話西遊 "中的迷人的花紋時刻。

ACADEMY AWARDS.

學院獎：

LET'S SEE HOW HE DID.

讓我們看看他是怎麼做的。

CRTER, LOOK AT THIS!

CRTER，看這個！

IT'S STUNNING!

太美了！

>> THANK YOU, JAMES.

>> 謝謝你，詹姆斯。

>> James: SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE AND WHAT'S GOT TO GIVE IS

>> 詹姆斯。總得給點什麼，什麼得給點什麼。

ME GIVING YOU A HUGE ROUND OF APPLAUSE!

我給你一個熱烈的掌聲!

( APPLAUSE ) IAN, ANY THOUGHTS?

( 掌聲 ) IAN，你有什麼想法？

>> Ian: I LOVE IT.

>> 伊恩：我愛它。

I THINK CARTER NAILED IT.

我認為卡特成功了。

I CAN SEE CARTER ON STAGE CALLING NANCY MEYERS A SISTER, A

我可以看到卡特在舞臺上叫南希-梅耶斯為姐姐，一個。

POETENNED A QUEEN.

POETENNED A QUEEN.

I GIVE THE PLAQUE TO YOU.

我把獎牌給你。

>> James: REGGIE?

>> 詹姆斯。REGGIE?

>> Reggie: IN THE PICTURE, YOU DON'T SEE HER WEARING AIR PODS,

>> 雷吉：在照片中，你沒看到她戴著氣墊。

SO THAT'S SOMETHING --IO REALLY LIKE THAT, BUT I WILL GO WITH

所以，這是一些 -IO真的很喜歡， 但我會去與。

THE POSITIVE JUST BECAUSE OF THE DOUBLE JACKET AND THE BELT.

正面的原因是雙層夾克和皮帶。

I MEAN, COME ON.

我的意思是，來吧。

>> James: THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

>> 詹姆斯。這是不可思議的。

I'M ALSO GOING TO GO WITH A GLAD KEATON.

我也要去與一個悲傷的基頓。

SO THERE WE GO, GUYS.

所以，我們走了，夥計們。

THE TIME HAS COME, IAN AND REGGIE, ON THE COUNT OF THREE,

時候到了，IAN和REGGIE，數到三。

WE WILL SAY WHO HAS WON.

我們會說誰贏了。

THE WINNER OF THE DRESS LIKE YOUR FAVORITE DIANE KEATON STAFF

你最喜歡的DIANE KEATON員工禮服的贏家。

CHALLENGE IS -- ONE, TWO, THREE -- CARTER!

挑戰是 - 一，二，三 - 卡特！

>> CARTER.

>> 卡特：

>> Reggie: CARTER!

>> 卡特！

>> James: WELL DONE, CARTER.

>> 詹姆斯。幹得好，卡特。

EVERYONE'S A WINNER TODAY, AND WE WANT TO THANK ALL OF TODAY'S

今天每個人都是贏家，我們要感謝今天所有的人

CONTESTANTS AND MOST ESPECIALLY WE WANT TO THANK DIANE KEATON

參賽者，最特別的是我們要感謝戴安-基頓。

HERSELF.

自己。

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DIANE KEATON.

生日快樂，戴安-基頓。

BACK WITH JAMES MARSDEN, EVERYBODY.

和詹姆斯-馬爾斯登一起回來，各位。

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