I've known you for a long time.

我認識你很久了。

I met you back in, like 1988 or something.

我在1988年的時候見過你，好像是1988年什麼的。

We booked on 88 were both on that show upstairs.

我們在88上訂的都是樓上那個節目。

That's right.

是的

Kihong Yeah, on.

基宏是的，上。

Uh, you know, I remember.

呃，你知道，我記得。

I used to I used to talk to you a lot.

我曾經... ...我曾經跟你說過很多。

I thought you were a very funny guy.

我覺得你是個很有趣的人。

Very smart guy.

很聰明的傢伙。

You had a lot of insights about women.

你對女人有很多的見解。

You taught me a lot because I couldn't get any.

你教了我很多東西，因為我得不到任何東西。

I was horrible.

我是可怕的。

Then someone said money.

然後有人說錢。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Just give them can.

只要給他們可以。

Uh, like what?

呃，像什麼？

Do I don't know?

我不知道嗎？

Yes, right there.

是的，就在那裡。

Down.

下來。

Give them cash.

給他們現金。

It always works.

它總是有效的。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

It's just what they want.

這正是他們想要的。

Really?

真的嗎？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Uh, I don't know.

呃，我不知道。

Women.

婦女：

You know, I have noticed it about women lately.

你知道，我最近注意到了女人的問題。

They love compliments so much, you have to give them compliments all the time, even for things that aren't obvious.

他們非常喜歡讚美，你必須一直給他們讚美，即使是不明顯的事情。

Like, ah, woman could cook you up a plate of food.

像啊，女人可以給你做一盤菜。

You could eat everything on the plate, including the fuck if you don't say the food was good in five minutes, she may start crying right now.

你可以把盤子裡的東西都吃了，包括他媽的如果你不在五分鐘內說食物好吃，她可能現在就開始哭了。

How am I supposed to know if it's any good.

我怎麼知道它是否好。

I ate the fuck.

我吃了他媽的。

Want me to bite the plate?

要我咬盤子嗎？

Come on.

來吧。

Yeah, you know what about your sevens, Mr White Woman?

是啊，你知道你的七分褲怎麼樣，白衣女子先生？

Oh, really?

哦，真的嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

You just You say you gotta eat nothing, man.

你只是... ...你說你什麼都不能吃，夥計。

You know how to cook with the umbrella.

你知道如何用雨傘做飯。

Just throw it away.

把它扔掉吧。

I say that all the time.

我經常這麼說。

My woman.

我的女人

It doesn't work.

它不工作。

No.

不知道

Never let a white woman cook for you really did it.

千萬不要讓白種女人給你做飯，真的做到了。

I know.

我知道，我知道

If I could just lead you down this road, you'll get in trouble.

如果我可以帶你走這條路，你會有麻煩的。

It's really funny.

這真的很有趣。

I don't even know where I'm going.

我甚至不知道我要去哪裡。

I just thought it out there.

我只是覺得它在那裡。

You, uh, your summer going?

你，呃，你的夏天是怎麼回事？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Everything alright?

一切都好嗎？

Someone is great.

有人是偉大的。

Is this hot man?

這是個帥哥嗎？

Giuliani is cracking down on cold.

朱利安尼在打擊冷。

Oh, no.

哦，不

Cold man.

冷酷的人。

Hey, didn't like that on topless cold.

嘿，不喜歡這樣上身冷。

He really doesn't.

他真的沒有。

Juliet.

茱莉葉

Kids, stand it.

孩子們，站起來。

How come you're not sweating?

你怎麼不出汗？

What's wrong with this guy?

這傢伙怎麼了？

Did you?

你有嗎？

Someone told me you had a run in with the police.

有人告訴我你和警察發生了衝突。

You know, every day I have to carry my nine coating every day.

你知道，每天我都要帶著我的九塗每天。

It's hard.

這是很難的。

I keep my nine by my side.

我把我的九號機放在身邊。

Cold it every day.

每天都要冷掉它。

I had to check it before I got here.

我得在來之前檢查一下。

But you know, sometimes you have to do that for Whiting.

但你知道，有時候為了懷特，你不得不這麼做。

Uh, I'm telling May.

呃，我告訴梅。

I'm telling you had a cop pull me up the other day.

我告訴你，前幾天有個警察把我拉起來了。

Scared me so bad.

嚇死我了

Made me think I stole my own car.

讓我覺得我偷了自己的車。

Get out the car.

下車吧

You stole this car like, hey, maybe I did e just talk you into it right into it.

你偷了這輛車一樣，嘿，也許我做了E只是說服你進入它的權利到它。

Wow.

哇哦

I'm on probation right now.

我現在還在緩刑期間。

A clean out toilets and stuff.

清理一下廁所什麼的。

Yeah, big problem.

是啊，大問題。

Big problem, man.

大問題，男人。

Now everything's I mean, things were going so great for you.

現在一切都... ...我的意思是，事情對你來說是如此之大。

You changed it all.

你改變了這一切。

I mean, you know, I know you In the old days, if you have just gone to your head at all that is all going to my head.

我的意思是，你知道，我知道你在過去的日子裡，如果你只是去你的頭上，所有這一切都是去我的頭上。

Good.

很好啊

Oh, Conan Member, When I used to come here how I used to sit down for the whole show.

哦，柯南會員，我以前來這裡的時候，我是怎麼坐著看完整個節目的。

I ain't even here right now.

我現在都不在這裡

You're that four minutes ago, I came back in to see you before the show.

你是四分鐘前，我在演出前回來看你的。

You made me dance for you.

你讓我為你跳舞。

E did it.

E做到了。

I'm like you.

我和你一樣

I got the entourage going, Man.

我帶著隨從去了，夥計。

Body gods, Can I have one person from your entourage?

體神，你的隨從中能有一個人嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

I don't have a nominee.

我沒有提名人。

And Andy need an entourage just one guy.

安迪需要一個隨從，只需要一個人。

You really, really do.

你真的是，真的是。

Boy, why did you go that way?

孩子，你為什麼要走那條路？

Got no joke for that way.

沒有笑話的方式。

Maybe I didn't want you to get a laugh.

也許我不想讓你笑。

Whoa!

哇！

Perfect.

完美的。

My trap Work hurting my I've had it with Whitey putting me down.

我的陷阱工作傷害了我的 我已經受夠了惠特尼把我放倒。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

You plug your special Bigger and blacker Bigger and black So black you won't even see me.

你插上你的特製的大號和黑號 大號和黑號，你甚至不會看到我。

I've heard that.

我聽說了

Where is he adjusted?

他在哪裡調整？

Special filter.

特殊過濾器。

That is Saturday night at 11.

那是週六晚上11點。

15 on HBO and the bigger and blacker C D, which we were listening to today Really funny is available.

15在HBO和更大更黑的C D，我們今天聽的真的很有趣是可以的。

It's really big and really black.

它真的很大，真的很黑。

Nicely done, Chris.

做得很好，克里斯。

Congratulations on everything.

恭喜你的一切。

Thank you, Chris Rock, everybody.

謝謝你，克里斯-洛克，各位。

Jennifer Esposito coming up.

珍妮弗-埃斯波西託來了

We'll take a break.

我們要休息一下。

We'll be right.

我們將是正確的。