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  • There's the Comedy Club.

    有喜劇俱樂部。

  • It's called Laughter House Welcome Toe Watch Mojo.

    這就是所謂的笑府迎趾觀摩。

  • And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 darkest robot chicken sketches.

    而今天我們就來細數一下我們挑選的十大最黑暗的機器人雞小品。

  • Yeah, Bird, Ever do.

    是啊,鳥,永遠做。

  • I maybe love a lot there, but I can hate a lot, too.

    我也許在那裡愛的很多,但我也可以恨的很多。

  • Congratulations.

    恭喜你啊

  • This is the darkest sketch in television history.

    這是電視史上最黑暗的小品。

  • For this list, we'll be looking at the most twisted segments from the adult Swim Stop motion show.

    在這份榜單中,我們要看的是《成人游泳》停播節目中最扭曲的片段。

  • What's your favorite robot chicken sketch?

    你最喜歡的機器人雞小品是什麼?

  • Let us know in the comments.

    請在評論中告訴我們。

  • Number 10 Futile Friends.

    第10號無用的朋友。

  • Every Disney fan remembers the classic beauty and the beast number, where Bell sings a cheery song about her French village, another morning singing to my beloved disgusting town.

    每個迪士尼迷都記得那首經典的《美女與野獸》,貝爾唱著歡快的歌,唱著她的法國村莊,又是一個早晨唱給我心愛的噁心小鎮。

  • The robot chicken version of this tune is a lot more grim.

    機器人雞版的這首曲子就顯得嚴峻多了。

  • Instead of singing about the town's highlights, the ballon, the sketch things about all the downsides of life and futile France between the disgusting living conditions to rampant disease, the village looks like an awful place to live.

    而不是唱著小鎮的亮點,球星,關於生活的所有缺點和徒勞的法國的小品事情,在噁心的生活環境到猖獗的疾病之間,這個村莊看起來像一個可怕的地方。

  • The death car rolls on by the corpses piled high.

    死亡之車在堆積如山的屍體旁滾滾而來。

  • Just another normal day, and you told France.

    又是一個普通的日子,你卻告訴了法國。

  • Even Bella ends up catching a mysterious illness by the end of the sketch, where glad Disney didn't make their song this realistic or horrifying.

    甚至貝拉最後還染上了神祕的疾病,在小品的最後,很高興迪斯尼沒有把他們的歌做得這麼逼真或恐怖。

  • In the original animated movie, Just another breaking day fueled all Friends.

    在最初的動畫電影中,只是另一個破天荒的日子助長了所有朋友。

  • Number nine.

    九號

  • Apocalypse Pony.

    天啟小馬。

  • Most kids would be thrilled to see a pony come flying through the window.

    如果看到一匹小馬從窗口飛來,大多數孩子都會很興奮。

  • If it happens to be one of the apocalypse ponies, however, the Children should run for their lives.

    不過,如果恰好是天啟小馬之一,孩子們應該會逃命。

  • E.

    E.

  • After a couple of kids cause mischief around their house, a group of sketchy looking ponies come soaring into the picture.

    一對孩子在家裡搞惡作劇後,一群看起來很簡陋的小馬飛奔而來。

  • Each creature represents one of the fabled Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

    每個生物都代表著傳說中的天啟四騎士之一。

  • Thes Toys Air.

    Thes Toys Air.

  • Not concerned with child safety standards.

    不關注兒童安全標準。

  • By the end of the sketch, almost everything in the house is on fire, and the family has been decimated.

    小品結束時,家裡幾乎所有的東西都著火了,一家人都被斬殺了。

  • Oh, way.

    哦,方式。

  • Guess the kids learned their lesson.

    我想孩子們已經吸取了教訓。

  • Number eight.

    八號

  • Laugh a Munich In the Laugh Olympics cartoon, a bunch of Hanna Barbera characters compete against one another.

    Laugh a Munich 在Laugh Olympics卡通片中,一群Hanna Barbera角色互相競爭。

  • But what if they took the competition way too seriously?

    但如果他們把比賽看得太重呢?

  • Let's kill them.

    我們殺了他們吧

  • In this robot chicken sketch, a few villainous Hanna Barbera characters preemptively eliminate their competitors.

    在這幅機器人雞簡筆畫中,幾位反派漢娜-巴貝拉角色先發制人地消滅了他們的競爭對手。

  • Raggy Iran.

    襤褸的伊朗。

  • When they're heinous acts, air discovered a group of typically heroic tunes get revenge by taking out the villains responsible.

    當他們令人髮指的行為時,空氣發現了一群典型的英雄調子通過幹掉負責的惡棍來複仇。

  • The sketches dark by design, but the sight of characters like Scooby Doo committing acts of violence really sticks with you.

    草圖黑暗的設計,但像史酷比杜這樣的人物實施暴力行為的景象真的讓你印象深刻。

  • There weren't any better Hanna Barbera villains to round out there really rotten.

    沒有更好的漢娜-巴貝拉反派來圓場,真是爛透了。

  • But May Who the hell am I?

    但是,阿美我到底是誰?

  • Still this dark reimagining of the Laugh Olympics might leave you smiling if you have a totally twisted sense of humor.

    不過,如果你有完全扭曲的幽默感的話,這部黑暗的重塑笑傲奧運的作品也許會讓你會心一笑。

  • Number seven Cartoons Smokers In the early sixties, the Winston Cigarette Company used characters from The Flintstones to promote their tobacco products without hinting at the harmful health effects they could cause.

    第七號漫畫吸菸者 在60年代初,溫斯頓捲菸公司利用《火石》中的人物來宣傳他們的菸草產品,卻沒有暗示它們可能對健康造成的危害。

  • Let's take a Winston break that Winston is the one filter cigarette that delivers flavor 20 times a pack.

    讓我們休息一下,溫斯頓是一種過濾煙,一包能提供20倍的味道。

  • But the cartoon smokers segment tackles the habits potential negative effects head on.

    但卡通菸民的環節卻直面了這種習慣可能帶來的負面影響。

  • We see cartoons like Fred Flintstone and Pink Panther suffering from various smoking related ailments.

    我們看到像弗雷德-弗林斯通和粉紅豹這樣的卡通片,患有各種與吸菸有關的疾病。

  • Hey, your friend, you need a light for that smoke with the smooth, rich flavor.

    嘿,你的朋友,你需要一個光的煙與光滑,豐富的味道。

  • Do I ever wrong, pal?

    我有錯過嗎,夥計?

  • Mm, yeah, but yeah, But even supporting characters like olive oil who inhaled tobacco secondhand are affected.

    嗯,是的,但是是的,但是連橄欖油這種吸入二手菸的配角都會受到影響。

  • Seeing these bright cartoon characters looking weakened and sick is seriously depressing.

    看到這些鮮豔的卡通人物一副弱不禁風、病怏怏的樣子,讓人嚴重鬱悶。

  • The any is Popeye's.

    任何是大力水手的。

  • Just all of them act ski on students in me spinach kept me lungs cancer free.

    只是他們所有的行為滑雪上的學生在我菠菜保持我的肺癌免費。

  • The sketch may not have been designed as a P s A, but it's just a defective as any riel anti smoking commercial.

    這張草圖可能沒有被設計成P s A,但它和任何瑞爾反煙廣告一樣,只是一個缺陷。

  • I never get tired of hearing your robot voice.

    我永遠聽不厭你的機器人聲音。

  • Damn friend Marnie, you're in a small number six.

    該死的朋友瑪妮,你在一個小六號。

  • Dora's questionable quinceanera.

    朵拉的疑難雜症。

  • The premise of Dora the Explorer has always been simple.

    探險家朵拉的前提一直很簡單。

  • Ah, young girl breaks the fourth wall to ask us for guidance along her adventures.

    啊,年輕的女孩打破第四面牆,向我們請教她的冒險歷程。

  • Could you check the map for us and find out how to get to the Big Red Hill?

    你能不能幫我們查查地圖,看看怎麼去大紅山?

  • This concept gets really dark in this sketch, however, when a teenage Dora needs to get some things for her quinceanera, Help me out which beer has the highest alcohol by volume.

    這個概念在這個草圖中變得非常黑暗,然而,當一個十幾歲的朵拉需要為她的15歲生日派對準備一些東西時,幫我找出哪種啤酒的酒精含量最高。

  • Good giant.

    好巨人。

  • The audience picks out an item for Dora at the store, and she promptly steals it.

    觀眾在商店裡給朵拉挑了一件東西,她馬上就把它偷走了。

  • Now let's complete this transaction.

    現在讓我們來完成這筆交易。

  • Stop that after she drinks a beverage that she is definitely not old enough, for she ends up on the roof and look straight at the camera.

    在她喝了一杯飲料後就停止,她肯定還沒有長大,因為她最後在屋頂上,直視鏡頭。

  • Dora admits in a tearful confession that she can't hear anyone beyond the fourth wall.

    朵拉聲淚俱下地承認,她聽不到第四堵牆以外的人說話。

  • Do you think I can fly?

    你覺得我會飛嗎?

  • I've never been able Thio.

    我從來沒有能夠Thio。

  • Although this sad confession is meant as a joke, her words left us wondering if the rial Dora could ever really hear US.

    雖然這段悲傷的告白是為了開玩笑,但她的話讓我們不禁懷疑,rial Dora是否真的能聽懂US。

  • Number five.

    第五個。

  • Serial killer While hanging out at Fred's House, Barney gets creative in his attempt to steal his friends.

    連環殺手 在弗雷德的房子裡閒逛時,巴尼創造性地試圖偷取他的朋友。

  • Fruity pebbles.

    果味鵝卵石。

  • Sadly, the two friends end up physically fighting over the serial.

    遺憾的是,這兩個朋友最後因為連環畫發生了肢體衝突。

  • During their scrap, Fred accidentally receives a fatal blow from his best friend.

    在他們的爭吵中,弗雷德不小心收到了來自他最好的朋友的致命一擊。

  • Good one.

    好一個。

  • Fred Good Barney quickly rushes to hide the evidence of his crime, only to realize that all of the animal appliances at Fred's House saw what happened.

    弗雷德好巴尼迅速趕去隱藏犯罪證據,卻發現弗雷德家的所有動物電器都看到了發生的事情。

  • Witnesses.

    證人:

  • Dishwasher, My goodness, Cretaceous record players go, but oh man, the things I've witnessed.

    洗碗機,我的天啊,白堊紀的唱片機去了,但是天啊,我目睹的事情。

  • So Barney ends the lives of all the living creatures that witnessed his crime.

    所以Barney結束了所有見證他犯罪的生物的生命。

  • Hey, he's eventually caught in the act, captured and forced to pay the ultimate price.

    嘿,他最終被抓了個正著,被抓了,被迫付出了最終的代價。

  • We hope the fruity pebbles were worth it.

    我們希望這些果味鵝卵石是值得的。

  • Number four Wonder Pets Visit the Laughter House.

    四號奇妙寵物參觀笑語樓。

  • When the tiny animal rescue trio known as the Wonder Pets here that a cow is in trouble, they jumped to the rescue.

    當被稱為 "神奇寵物 "的小動物救援三人組在這裡得知一頭奶牛遇到了麻煩,他們就跳出來救人。

  • Her name is beer.

    她的名字是啤酒。

  • That's a very pretty name.

    這是一個非常漂亮的名字。

  • After releasing the cow from confinement, they realize it's too weak to walk away.

    把牛從禁錮中放出來後,他們發現它太虛弱了,走不動了。

  • The Wonder Pets decide to carry the animal into a nearby building called the Laughter House.

    神奇寵物們決定把動物搬進附近一棟叫 "歡笑屋 "的建築裡。

  • Unfortunately, they didn't know that the building's name was missing an s Oh God, it's not a comedy club.

    不幸的是,他們不知道這棟樓的名字少了一個 "S",天哪,這不是喜劇俱樂部。

  • By the time they realized where they've really taken the animal, the cow's life has come to an abrupt end.

    等到他們意識到自己到底把動物帶到哪裡去了,牛的生命已經戛然而止。

  • The sketch would have been plenty dark if it had stopped there, but the writers go the extra mile and have the little trio eat hamburgers to close out the segment too soon.

    小品如果停在那裡,就會有很多黑暗的東西,但編劇卻多此一舉,讓小三人吃漢堡包,過早地結束了這一段。

  • Wonder Pets Too Soon Number three.

    奇蹟寵物太快三號。

  • Pegasus Abuse Legendary voice actress Cree Summer has lent her voice to a few terrifying antagonistic throughout her career.

    飛馬虐殺傳奇配音演員克里-夏天在她的職業生涯中,曾為一些可怕的反派配音。

  • If we had to pick her most horrifying role, we'd look at this extremely grim robot chicken segment.

    如果要選出她最恐怖的角色,我們會看這段極其嚴峻的機器雞。

  • Thank goodness you found me in the sketch.

    謝天謝地,你在素描中發現了我。

  • Creep plays a little girl that finds a Pegasus caught in the trap.

    Creep飾演的小女孩,發現飛馬陷入陷阱。

  • Instead of freeing the animal, she makes sure it can't fly away, renders it unconscious and drags it to a barn.

    她沒有釋放動物,而是確保它不能飛走,讓它失去知覺,並把它拖到穀倉。

  • The girl torments the Pegasus both physically and mentally until it accepts its new name.

    女孩在身體和精神上折磨著飛馬,直到它接受了自己的新名字。

  • Your name?

    你叫什麼名字?

  • Oh, it's Pegasus eyes.

    哦,是飛馬座的眼睛。

  • Seeing the trapped, majestic animal cave to the girls demands is undoubtedly dark, and the way cream makes the girl sound simultaneously sweet and sinister ensures this character will haunt our nightmares.

    看到被困,雄偉的動物洞穴對女孩的要求無疑是黑暗的,而奶油讓女孩的聲音同時甜蜜和陰險的方式保證了這個角色將困擾我們的噩夢。

  • My name is Sunny Muffins E I Love You.

    我的名字叫陽光鬆餅E我愛你。

  • Number two.

    二號

  • Calvin's Therapy Adventures.

    凱文的治療歷險記。

  • Using the power of imagination, Calvin can have full conversations with his stuffed Tiger Hobbs.

    利用想象力的力量,Calvin可以和他的毛絨玩具Tiger Hobbs進行充分的對話。

  • Wow, a real tiger.

    哇,真是一隻老虎。

  • I can't believe you got me a really life tiger, Okay?

    我不敢相信你給我買了一隻真正的老虎,好嗎?

  • Although Calvin loves to talk to his animal companion, his parents are a little concerned about it.

    雖然卡爾文喜歡和動物夥伴說話,但他的父母卻有些擔心。

  • Who are you talking?

    你在說誰?

  • Thio?

    Thio?

  • Hobbs.

    霍布斯。

  • My pet tiger.

    我的寵物老虎。

  • Can't you see him?

    你沒看到他嗎?

  • That's just a stuffed animal.

    這只是一個毛絨玩具。

  • No, it's not.

    不,它不是。

  • After they try to stop Calvin's conversations with therapy and medication, Hobbs decides to take them out of the picture.

    在他們試圖用治療和藥物來阻止Calvin的對話後,Hobbs決定把他們從畫面中帶走。

  • Calvin Hobbes, Calvin.

    卡爾文-霍布斯,卡爾文。

  • Your parents don't believe we have to kill them thing Before we know it.

    在我們知道之前,你的父母不相信我們要殺他們的事情。

  • The parents air permanently gone, and their son is locked in a padded cell indefinitely.

    父母永遠地離開了,他們的兒子被無限期地鎖在一個軟墊牢房裡。

  • Why?

    為什麼?

  • Mars is amazing.

    火星是驚人的。

  • Mars is amazing.

    火星是驚人的。

  • The Calvin and Hobbes stories always made it seem adorable, but the boy had someone to talk Thio.

    卡爾文和霍布斯的故事總是讓人覺得很可愛,但這孩子有一個人說話的Thio。

  • But now that we've seen what could happen if his imagination took a dark turn, will never look at the comics the same way again.

    但現在我們已經看到,如果他的想象力發生了黑暗的變化,可能會發生什麼,將永遠不會再以同樣的方式看待漫畫。

  • Before we unveil our number one pick.

    在揭曉我們的頭號人選之前。

  • Here are a few grim, honorable mentions.

    這裡有幾個嚴峻的,值得一提的。

  • The iCarly, my nipples a certain video should have never been uploaded to icarly dot com.

    iCarly,我的乳頭某視頻根本就不應該上傳到icarly點com。

  • I love Carly.

    我愛卡莉。

  • Show funny best part of the week.

    顯示有趣的最好的部分的一週。

  • Oh, wow.

    哦,哇。

  • No, the iCarly I nipples Got that hard.

    不,iCarly I的乳頭有那麼硬。

  • Those are some glass cutters.

    這些都是一些玻璃刀。

  • E failed as a father.

    E作為一個父親是失敗的。

  • Happy days.

    快樂的日子。

  • Zombie attack.

    殭屍攻擊。

  • Fonzie accidentally starts a zombie outbreak.

    Fonzie不小心引發了殭屍的爆發。

  • I turn things on.

    我把東西打開。

  • I never tried turning them off.

    我從沒試過把它們關掉。

  • We're gonna die funds E Oh, you're shark bait.

    我們會死的基金 哦,你是鯊魚餌。

  • Toy story For what?

    玩具故事 為了什麼?

  • He is forced to say goodbye to his old partner.

    他被迫與老伴告別。

  • Goodnight, Sweet Prince.

    晚安,親愛的王子

  • We're gonna play tomorrow.

    我們明天要玩。

  • You bet, pal.

    你打賭,夥計。

  • You bet.

    沒錯

  • Way.

    辦法。

  • Continue.

    繼續。

  • Be sure to subscribe to our channel and ring the bell to get notified about our latest videos.

    請務必訂閱我們的頻道,並按鈴獲得我們最新的視頻通知。

  • You have the option to be notified for occasional videos or all of them.

    您可以選擇通知您不定期的視頻或所有的視頻。

  • If you're on your phone, make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications.

    如果你在手機上,請確保你進入設置並打開通知。

  • Number one tooth and consequences.

    一號牙和後果。

  • While the tooth fairy is visiting a child, The mystical being Here's the parents arguing downstairs.

    當牙仙去看望孩子的時候,神祕的存在,父母在樓下爭吵。

  • Where the hell have you been?

    你到底去哪了?

  • None of your business.

    不關你的事。

  • None of my business.

    不關我的事。

  • It isn't my business.

    這不關我的事

  • Are you really have to say to a damn right?

    你真的要對一個該死的權利說嗎?

  • It is it.

    就是它。

  • Things eventually turned violent and the ferry checks it out.

    事情最終演變成了暴力事件,渡口檢查。

  • Get your hands off me!

    把你的手拿開!

  • Get out!

    滾出去!

  • Who the hell are you?

    你到底是誰?

  • Were then shown three distinct endings.

    然後被展示了三種不同的結局。

  • In the first scenario, the ferry takes the father's life before handing the kids.

    在第一種情況下,渡船在交接孩子之前,先要了父親的命。

  • Um, change you be good.

    嗯,改變你是好的。

  • Now, the second ending sees the father dealing a fatal blow to the mystical being before telling his child to run away with him.

    現在,第二個結局中,父親在告訴孩子和他一起逃跑之前,對神祕生物進行了致命的打擊。

  • Hey, champ.

    嘿,冠軍。

  • Okay, pack up.

    好了,收拾一下。

  • You and me, we're going on vacation.

    你和我,我們要去度假。

  • And the last scenario has the police arresting the sole survivor of the dispute before leaving the kid home alone.

    而最後一個場景是警察逮捕了糾紛中唯一的倖存者,才讓孩子獨自回家。

  • And did we mention that the mother is never heard from in any ending?

    而且我們有沒有提到,母親在任何結局中都沒有消息?

  • The segment concludes with characters chanting that this is the darkest robot chicken sketch.

    段子的最後,角色們高呼這是最黑暗的機器人雞小品。

  • We could not agree more.

    我們非常同意。

  • Congratulations.

    恭喜你啊

  • This is the darkest sketch in television history.

    這是電視史上最黑暗的小品。

  • Do you agree with our picks?

    你同意我們的選擇嗎?

  • Check out this other recent clip from Watch Mojo and be sure to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos.

    看看這個其他最近的剪輯從Watch Mojo,並一定要訂閱和按鈴通知我們最新的視頻。

There's the Comedy Club.

有喜劇俱樂部。

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